Chapter 2121 These two are probably not mentally retarded
Of course Xia Tian knew there was something wrong with these two little Taoist priests, and even saw that they were not human at all.
However, he did not have the idea of showing the powerful Tianlong on the spot, but wanted to see what tricks the two of them could play.
If it's still interesting, then don't kill them afterwards, just beat them up; if it's really boring, then prepare to get rid of the demons.
Of course, these two little Taoist priests are not demons in the strict sense. They are just like the "Ling Ling" girl in the floral skirt. They are a kind of spiritual beast and were transformed into human form by others.
After crossing the door, Xia Tian didn't see anything special. It was really just Zhang Mingtuo, Ning Ruirui and Shi Chun inside.
"Where have you been, and why are you here now?"
Zhang Mingtuo glanced at Xia Tian with some dissatisfaction, "The Hidden Immortal Conference has started. Stop being so impatient and sit down first."
In front of you is the main hall of Chongyang Palace, and the voices of Master Ren and the representatives of the casual cultivators can be heard very clearly here.
It can be heard that they were quarreling quite fiercely. If this was not the Chongyang Palace, they would have started fighting long ago.
After listening to it for a while, Xia Tian couldn't help but feel a little bored.
"Brother-in-law, sit here."
Shi Chun moved a bench for Xia Tian, brought him some snacks, peeled off a few orange slices and stuffed them into his mouth: "Let's see what's going on ahead first."
"Nothing to see."
Xia Tian yawned lazily and did not refuse, but only sat on half of his buttocks, then leaned back and rested his head on Ning Ruirui's thigh.
Ning Ruirui was used to it, so she subconsciously massaged Xia Tian's forehead.
"It's really hard to sit still."
Zhang Mingtuo patted his forehead, "I should have taken good care of you before, so that you don't always look like you are doing nothing now."
Xia Tian curled his lips: "It seems that this is not what you should say, right?"
"Why shouldn't I say it?"
Zhang Mingtuo said angrily: "As your master, don't I even have the right to say a few words to you?
You little brat, you don’t know how to be grateful at all.”
"The tone you imitated is nothing like it, and the master would never talk to me like that."
Xia Tian shook his head with some dissatisfaction, "In the final analysis, your cultivation is still too poor, and the characters you create are not even 50% similar."
Zhang Mingtuo's face changed slightly: "What nonsense are you talking about? Why can't I understand you?"
"Why."
Xia Tian sighed and said with some disappointment: "I thought you could come up with something interesting, but it turned out to be such a waste."
The light in Zhang Mingtuo's eyes flickered uncertainly.
"And you, stop pressing the button."
Xia Tian moved his head slightly, facing Ning Ruirui's face: "If the little long-legged girl was so obedient, then I would have started dual cultivation with her long ago."
"What do you mean?"
Ning Ruirui stared closely at Xia Tian's face, "I pressed my forehead for you and I pressed it wrong, so get out of here and stop resting on my lap."
"Still failed."
Xia Tian's head didn't move, and she didn't stop talking: "The little long-legged girl didn't react like this when she was annoyed. You really didn't do your homework thoroughly."
"Brother-in-law, you were so confused as soon as you came in. Could it be that you were possessed by evil spirits, or you took the wrong medicine?"
Shi Chun stretched out his hand and touched Xia Tian's forehead, "That shouldn't be the case. You are the number one miracle doctor in the world, so you shouldn't make such a low-level mistake."
"You just took the wrong medicine."
Xia Tian glanced at Shi Chun, and said somewhat speechlessly: "Girl Chun, you are the only one here who is the real one. Shouldn't you reflect on it, when did you fall into other people's traps and didn't realize it?"
"The way?
What is the path?"
Shi Chun looked confused and said in confusion: "I was sleeping, but Sister Ruirui came to wake me up, took me to have breakfast, and then came here.
What's wrong?"
Xia Tian said lazily: "There are problems everywhere. Haven't you noticed that the sounds in the main hall in front are always repeated?"
"Repeated?"
Shi Chun couldn't help being stunned. After listening attentively for a while, he suddenly jumped up: "It's really repetitive, just like the tape has been stuck. What's going on?"
Xia Tian said with a smile: "It's very simple, because the process of the Hidden Immortal Conference is not that fast. They want to replicate the scene there, but their ability to deduce is insufficient, so they have to perfunctory like this."
"Then, what do you mean, Uncle Zhang and Sister Ruirui are pretending to be others?"
Shi Chun looked at Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui in disbelief, and was shocked to find that they were motionless as if someone had tapped their acupoints.
Xia Tian said casually: "It's not just a disguise, it's just two shadows.
Now that I've seen through it, I can't continue acting."
"No.
Who is so wicked and dares to play tricks on me!"
Shi Chun was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, and he almost wanted to hit someone, "Also, brother-in-law, since you know this is fake, why didn't you tell me earlier and make me look like an idiot."
"You are stupid to begin with."
Xia Tian chuckled.
"Who said that!"
Shi Chun glared at Xia Tian, "I'm very smart, okay. I get perfect marks in every subject. Every teacher has praised me as a genius since I was little."
Xia Tian said sarcastically: "That's because they haven't seen a real genius."
"Forget it, I won't argue with you."
Shi Chun felt that he couldn't argue, so he gave up arguing with Xia Tian here, "Since it's fake, why are you still staying here?
Sister Ruirui must be worried if she hasn't seen me for so long."
Xia Tian lazily said: "Don't worry, she must have you there too."
"Damn! That's even worse."
When Shi Chun thought that someone was impersonating him and possibly taking advantage of Ning Ruirui, he couldn't bear it any longer. He picked up a pink fist and punched all around.
"Boom!"
This punch hit the air, it was soft and had no effect at all.
Xia Tian reminded: "This is a barrier, it's useless for you to fight like this."
"Brother-in-law, you are not in a hurry at all."
Shi Chun glared at Xia Tian angrily, "What if someone pretends to be you and takes advantage of Sister Ruirui?"
"That's impossible!"
Xia Tian lazily yawned, "Little long-legged girl is not as stupid as you, she will definitely not be fooled."
Shi Chun curled his lips: "What if the person pretending to be me takes advantage of Sister Ruirui?"
After saying this, Xia Tian stood up immediately. With Ning Ruirui's temper, although she rejected Xia Tian in every possible way, she was often taken advantage of overtly or covertly by Shi Chun, a little girl in the movies, so she was really not as defensive as before.
"Let's go, pure girl, follow me to settle accounts with those idiots."
When Xia Tian thought of this, his temper suddenly surged up. He took out a silver needle and pointed it somewhere in the void.
I saw that the sky and the earth were spinning in reverse, the whole room was twisted, and the fake Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui were also twisted into a ball of mist.
In less than a second, this barrier was broken by Xia Tian.
At this time, the two little Taoist priests transformed into barrier beasts were still bragging, and one of them said: "We are first-class barrier beasts, even if we trap Xia Tian and that woman to death inside, it will be no problem.
"
Xia Tian became angry when he saw them, and said in a cold voice: "Really?"
The two little Taoist priests immediately turned pale with fright, and their whole bodies were shaking like chaff. They slowly turned around and looked at Xia Tian: "You, why did you come out?"
"Do you think this crap can trap me?"
Xia Tian said with disdain.
The black-eyed little Taoist priest said with some astonishment: "That is a first-class barrier. Even if a perfect cultivator in the golden elixir stage wants to come out, it will take at least ten years of effort."
"yes."
The little Taoist priest with a garlic nose also said: "We trapped two golden elixir stage immortal cultivators to death back then."
Xia Tian curled his lips and said disdainfully: "That can only mean that the people you trapped are all trash!"
The little Taoist priest with dark circles raised his hands to Xia Tian and said, "Yes, yes, Master Xia is indeed an extraordinary person! He must have broken through the golden elixir long ago and formed the Nascent Soul!"
The little Taoist priest with a garlic nose burst out laughing: "That's really gratifying and congratulatory! I wish Layman Xia can become a god soon.
Oh no, transcend the tribulation, and even ascend during the day!"
"Fly you big idiot!"
Xia Tian directly slapped each of the two little Taoist priests, "Do you really think this kind of flattery is useful to me?"
"Jushi Xia, I was wrong, please let me go."
The little Taoist priest with dark circles covered his face, knelt down to Xia Tian, and cried: "I have an 800-year-old mother above me, and I have children who have not yet been reincarnated..." The little Taoist priest with a garlic nose kowtowed directly.
: "Principal Xia, he is lying to you. We are all creatures of heaven and earth. We have no parents at all, and he is not married yet. How can he have children?"
"Damn it, you actually exposed me!"
The little Taoist priest with dark circles stopped crying immediately, stood up and kicked his companion, "Believe it or not, I will beat you."
Not to be outdone, the little Taoist priest with a garlic nose immediately rushed over: "You can't pretend that I'm afraid of you."
As a result, the two of them struggled together, completely indifferent.
"Brother-in-law, are these two mentally retarded?"
Shi Chun looked a little funny, but then he thought about it and his toothache started to hurt again. Could he have been deceived by them?
Xia Tian was too lazy to listen to their nonsense and directly rewarded each of them with a shot.
"Ah, no, it's so easy to transform into a human form, I haven't had enough fun yet."
The little Taoist priest with dark circles looked frightened and couldn't help but struggle.
Seeing the bad opportunity, the little Taoist priest with a garlic nose scurried like a mouse into the jungle on the edge.
"Can you run?"
Shi Chun's figure flashed and he came back carrying the little Taoist priest with a garlic nose.
"Well done, you two. It's not easy for us either. It's very difficult for us to turn into human form on this broken planet without spiritual energy."
The little Taoist priest with a garlic nose kowtows as if pounding garlic, "We know we were wrong, please spare us this time."
Shi Chun felt a little soft-hearted after hearing their begging for mercy, so he looked at Xia Tian.
Xia Tian never paid attention to such fancy nonsense, and gave them another injection. He saw that the two little Taoist priests were getting smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally they gradually condensed into two pieces of green-blue animal-shaped jade.
Card.
"Hey, it looks pretty cute."
Shi Chun picked up the two animal-shaped jade plaques and said, "Brother-in-law, why don't you give them to me."
"Then take it."
Xia Tian said casually: "It can be used as an ornament or amulet."