In the alley, the sound of a man's heavy breathing could be heard.
It seemed like he was doing some strenuous exercise.
If you have sensitive ears, you may be able to hear another breathing sound - just by listening to the breathing sound, you will know that it is a woman.
A man?
A woman?
An alley?
Could it be that... there was a man and a woman doing something both harmonious and disharmonious in an alley?
Don't get it wrong!
Really just tired and taking a breather.
It’s just that the man’s tiredness is clearly showing signs of feigning—he breathes so heavily on purpose!
"Shui Zhu Wife, you can't do it, you actually got into a fight."
"It really makes me dislike you."
Who is this voice if it's not Dai Haoren?
Fight, and fight!
Although the behaviors and actions are similar, there are fundamental differences.
Iron Water Pillar has fought countless times.
But this was the first time to fight - and this first time, it was with Dai Haoren!
Although the evil fire in my heart has come out.
But when he thought that he was like Dai Haoren, like an unqualified female hooligan, the other had fists, beat people with their feet, and hit them with bowls and chopsticks... Tie Shuizhu even felt ashamed for himself!
"But...hey, Shuizhu Wife, you were led astray by me."
"Come and express your thoughts."
"How does it feel to hit someone? Isn't it great?"
It’s really hard to pick up any pot!
Tie Shuizhu didn't even bother to say "hum" and just left!
Dai Haoren quickly shouted "Hey, hey, hey," and chased after her to block her way.
Tie Shuizhu said: "Get out of the way."
Dai Haoren's: "What are you giving in to? I haven't even eaten yet! We just ran away after beating people, and we ordered a table of dishes without even seeing a shadow. Could it be that you are forgetful?"
Tie Shuizhu said: "That's because of yourself. It has nothing to do with me. Get out of the way!"
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "Shui Zhu Wife, you are getting worse and worse. You can even act like a rogue. Did you learn from me? But that's not right. I don't know how to act like a rogue."
The molten iron column will bypass him.
Dai Haoren blocked her way with a playful smile.
Tie Shuizhu said: "I'll say it one last time - get out of the way!"
With that look, I still thought that if Dai Haoren didn't get out of the way, she would make Dai Haoren look good!
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "You can get out of the way, but you have to fulfill what you just promised me - treat me to a meal! This meal cannot be missed under any circumstances! Otherwise..."
Tie Shuizhu's eyes narrowed and he said, "What else?"
Dai Haoren smiled "hehe" and said: "I will spread the word that Ye Chenfeng is the 'son of heaven'! Guess what the strong men of the 'Five Elements Heaven' will do in order to get the 'opportunity of heaven'?"
Tie Shuizhu said: "Despicable!"
I knew it……
I knew he had no good intentions when he told me "Chen Feng is the son of heaven"!
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "This is not the first day you have met me. By the way, I will tell you for free, I have used the same method in the 'Original God Realm'. Guess what? Dozens of top powerhouses are fighting for the 'Way of Heaven'
The fight was fierce. The last 'daughter of heaven'... Hey, guess what happened to her?"
Iron water column: "..."
She gritted her teeth and looked at Dai Haoren, and said, "Do you think others are fools? Others believe what you say?"
Dai Haoren said: "Tsk, tsk, tsk! Shuizhu Wife, when you say something like this, your brain is not very bright. Is this a question of belief or not? This is a question of benefits and risks! Taking into account the benefits of success, think about it again
With the losses borne by failure, do you think the strong men in this world will go to Ye Chenfeng to have a good chat?"
Tie Shuizhu's face immediately turned pale...
Apparently!
The molten iron column has now completely fallen into Dai Haoren's pit.
The most basic thing is that she didn't even really confirm whether Ye Chenfeng was in the "Five Elements Heaven" at this moment!
Because Dai Haoren's link after link had made her involuntarily believe that Ye Chenfeng was now in the "Five Elements Heaven" and was imprisoned somewhere by the "Golden Giant Spirit".
If the "Golden Giant Spirit" knew and heard the news that "Ye Chenfeng is the son of heaven"...
When it might happen next, Tie Shuizhu no longer dared to think about it.
"hey-hey."
Dai Haoren smiled and put his hand on Tie Shuizhu's shoulder.
At this time, Tie Shuizhu's shoulders and even his whole body were already stiff.
If it were any other time, she would definitely break away from Dai Haoren immediately.
But now that she is so distracted, how can she care about this?
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "Wife Shuizhu, please treat me to a meal, okay?"
Iron water column: "..."
Then, the two left the alley and looked for the next place to eat.
When passing by a roadside stall, Dai Haoren pointed to the roadside stall and said: "Let's eat here. Scottish Braised Noodles. Tsk, look at the name, you can tell it's delicious. Boss, have two.
Serve! Use your biggest bowl. Add a chicken leg and two braised eggs."
The boss said "Okay" and started working quickly.
Soon, two steaming bowls of "Scottish Braised Noodles" were placed in front of Dai Haoren and Tie Shuizhu.
Dai Haoren: "Eat! Only when you are full can you have the strength to work!"
Duh duh!
I hit the table with my chopsticks twice, then took a big gulp and slurped down the rice—oh no, let’s make the noodles!
But Tie Shuizhu had a gloomy face and sat there without moving his chopsticks...
She regrets it now!
I hate myself even more for not learning my lesson.
Knowing that this bastard Dai Haoren has always been a bad person, why don't you just stay away from him and fall for his tricks and threats again and again?
I can't stand it any longer...
Being threatened and plotted endlessly like this, she really couldn't stand it any longer!
After two large bowls of "Scottish Braised Noodles", Dai Haoren was satisfied and said: "Eat and drink enough. Come on, I'll take you back."
Tie Shuizhu said: "No need."
Dai Haoren said: "It's useful. If you invite me to dinner, of course I will be a good protector and send you back safely. What if you encounter danger along the way?"
Tie Shuizhu said: "I said no!"
Dai Haoren said: "I said yes."
Iron water column: "..."
In this way, Dai Haoren sent the iron water column all the way back to the "Yelai Inn".
But the moment he sent Tie Shuizhu into "Tian Zi Room No. 1", Dai Haoren stretched his legs and got into Tie Shuizhu's room.
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "Wife Shuizhu, it was obviously you who invited me to dinner. I was full, but you didn't even move your chopsticks. That's so embarrassing. In order to thank you, why not let me feed you."
Although the iron column had already foreseen such a result...
But when it actually happened, she still felt a sense of sadness.
Tie Shuizhu said: "Dai Haoren, don't force me!"
Dai Haoren smiled "hehe".
"I didn't force you."
"Obviously, it's you who jumps into the holes I dug again and again."