Chapter 1099 No sister, you marry your sister, slap...
"Ultimate Paradise"...
It is indeed very, quite, extremely "wow"!
In every sense.
Not much else to say.
Look at those stunning beauties, they are truly fairies!
Just close your eyes and click casually, it will be an existence that can make the eunuch excited.
Even Dai Haoren, who has seen so much of the world, couldn't help but marvel at it, and his eyes were a bit dazzled and couldn't see it.
but!
Those beauties are just beautiful.
At most, he has some talents, and his clothes give him a seemingly elegant temperament.
In fact, they are all vulgar and vulgar powder that cannot withstand careful scrutiny.
Just imagine it. To put it bluntly, they are all out to sell. They work all day long selling skins and serving people. How can they be energetic?
Therefore, Dai Haoren just looked at their appearance.
If he really wants to do something with those vulgar fans... he refuses.
If he is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, he can also eat some light wild vegetables, but you want him to eat industrially produced canned food?
no no no!
"Haha, how are you, brother-in-law?"
"Is this scene big enough?"
My brother-in-law still looked proud.
Dai Haoren nodded and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad. It's really a big scene. It's just a bit vulgar. I really don't like it."
Shi Zhongdao curled his lips after hearing this and said secretly: "You still think it's vulgar? Qi! You deserve it too!"
He was disdainful in his heart, but he said: "As expected of a brother-in-law, he has discernment. With our status, of course we will not play with these mediocre people outside. Let's go to a higher-end place."
With that said, he led Dai Haoren through the fairyland-like lobby and stood on a teleportation circle.
There was a flash of white light, and when he opened his eyes again, Dai Haoren found that he was already standing on the clouds.
Looking around, the clouds are steaming and the clouds are bright, the fairy atmosphere is curling up, and various elegant buildings are looming in the white clouds and clouds.
"Ouch!"
"I wonder why my right eyelid keeps twitching today."
"It turns out that Master Master is here. Welcome. Master Master, why didn't you say hello in advance? I went to greet you."
A charming fairy girl floated over.
Those "lines" that were exclusively used by the madam really ruined the fairy spirit in her body.
Violation!
It’s so inconsistent!
Shizhong smiled "haha" and said: "Isn't this just to give you a surprise? How about it, are you surprised or not?"
Fairy Yun Ran smiled coquettishly, her charming eyes were as silky as silk, and said: "Surprise, what a big surprise... Oh, is this gentleman unfamiliar?"
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "It doesn't matter. The first time we meet, the second time we get to know each other. Maybe the third time we meet, we can have fun. Haha!"
Shi Zhongdao smiled and said: "Xiangu, this is a big shot. I brought him here. Whether you can greet him well or not depends on your ability."
Fairy Yunran immediately patted her plump and half-exposed breasts and said, "Don't worry! You lent it to me! If you don't greet her well, I'll do whatever you want."
Shi Zhong said: "Ouch? Fairy Girl, I heard what you said. Don't forget it later."
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "Xiangu, I have to give you a vaccination - I am born to cause trouble! When the guarantee is released, someone may jump out and compete with us. You must stick to your principles.
"
Immortal Aunt Yunran was stunned and said, "Don't worry, sir!"
result……
She had just arranged for the two top courtesans from the "Bliss Palace" to greet Shi Zhongdao and Dai Haoren, and another pair came.
"Ouch!"
"I wonder why my right eyelid keeps twitching today."
"It turns out that Mr. Ban is here. Welcome. Mr. Ban, why didn't you say hello in advance? I went to greet you."
If Dai Haoren and Shi Zhongdao were here, they would definitely roll their eyes after hearing this.
Did you just tell me this?
Now they don’t even change the lines, they just change “Master Master” to “Master Ban”, which is shabby or not!
The "Master Ban" who came this time is also a person with extraordinary appearance, temperament and demeanor.
"I know you are busy, fairy lady, so why bother bothering you?"
This tone, demeanor, and demeanor can be said to have knocked down the teacher.
"Let me introduce you."
"This, Qin Fan, is my good big brother!"
"I'm in a bad mood today. I came here to relax. You have to say hello. Otherwise, I will be unhappy."
Qin Fan?
Is it that Qin Fan?
Yes, that's Qin Fan - Qin Fan who just divorced today, the former "master's son-in-law"!
Qin Fan said: "I have heard about Fairy Yunran for a long time. When I saw her today, she is indeed extraordinary."
Immortal Aunt Yunran chuckled: "Where is it? The slave family is just a hard worker. It's all thanks to the young master's favor and a small share of food. Please come in."
While leading the way, he was greeting people and arranging girls.
Master Ban said: "Let's call the two fairies Zixia and Hongzhi."
Fairy Yunran was stunned: "Ah?"
Fairy Hongzhi is okay and is taking some time off.
But Fairy Zixia... she had arranged for a young master before!
How could it be such a coincidence?
She couldn't help but think of Dai Haoren's words just now: "I'm born with a trouble-making physique! Someone might jump out and compete with us when the guarantee is released. You have to stick to your principles."
this……
What should I do now?
Master Ban said: "What's wrong? Is there a problem?"
Fairy Yunran said: "No, no. It's just... Fairy Zixia is ill today and has closed the door to thank guests."
Master Ban said: "Oh? Really? Doesn't it matter? I just brought my good brother to appreciate Fairy Zixia's flute skills today."
Fairy Yunran said: "It's not particularly important...it's just a trivial matter of a woman's family, not worthy of Young Master Ban's concern. Let Changqing and Jing Lan serve you this time."
Master Ban said: "That's fine."
soon.
Young Master Ban and Qin Fan came to a "Xiaoxiang Immortal Pavilion".
"Brother Fan, don't think so much today."
"That woman divorced you because she didn't have the luck."
"Let's relax happily today. Leave all worries behind."
Qin Fan smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't expect that I would become a 'divorced person' in a blink of an eye."
Master Ban said: "If you don't talk about this, don't talk about this. Come on, have a drink first - finish it!"
Qin Fan nodded and clinked glasses with Master Ban.
After drinking a glass of wine and exhaling a breath of turbid air, Qin Fan's mood suddenly improved a lot.
Master Ban suddenly thought of a wonderful idea and said with a smile: "Brother, I have an interesting idea."
Qin Fan: "???"
Master Ban said: "My master admires you very much. Hey, why don't I mention it to him and ask him to be a matchmaker between you and my junior sister. Think about it, if you are a sister who looks down on you, then you will turn around and keep a high profile.
If she marries her sister, her face will definitely be slapped!"