"We must not let him have a comfortable wedding with flowers and candles!"
"Don't worry, I'm ready for the wine elixir..."
"I gave him a hard blow this time!"
"That's right, I'll risk it all!"
A group of other sons-in-law and children of the "Master family" instantly reached a highly unified opinion on the matter of "getting Dai Haoren drunk".
After the worship service, the parents served tea.
After serving tea, they are sent to the bridal chamber...
But being sent to the bridal chamber is not the end.
The whole afternoon is wedding banquet time!
Of course, the main distinguished guests will leave after finishing their lunch meal.
But how many relatives are there in the "Shi family"?
I’m afraid I can’t even count them!
Even if we exclude those who are distantly related and those who are close, there are still baskets after baskets.
During this "red event" - the head of the family is looking for a son-in-law, close relatives must come!
Meeting the head of the family is a wishful thinking, but at least I want my name to appear on the gift list...
Everyone is here to give gifts, so naturally they have to eat and drink a few drinks.
So despite the fact that one afternoon is very long, it is probably not enough to entertain the huge "army of relatives" of the "Master's family".
It's not like I didn't delay it until night in the past.
During this period, grooms, especially grooms who come to the door, will be "blessed"!
If he has a good attitude, is humble enough, and is good at sociability, then the sons, grandsons, and sons-in-law of the "master's family" will take the groom's face into consideration.
What about the other way around?
If you don't have a big stomach, you have to prepare a coffin for yourself in advance - this is no joke, there is precedent!
Someone like Dai Haoren is bold enough, arrogant enough, and arrogant enough...
It’s absolutely not pleasing!
Especially not to please those son-in-laws who come to visit him like him!
When we go to the "master's house", we all use the small door. Why should you, Dai Haoren, use the main door?
They are both sons-in-law, why is the gap so big?
Naturally, this unhappiness cannot be vented by beating Dai Haoren.
They have a better way to deal with Dai Haoren: drink him!
On a big day, it’s not too much to toast, right?
With this name, you can force yourself to death - as long as you don't die, you will force yourself to death!
Looking forward to...
Looking forward to it!
Finally it’s time to toast!
The sons, grandsons, and sons-in-law of the "Master's family" were all gearing up, and their eyes seemed to glow green when they looked at Dai Haoren.
Dai Haoren, who had just returned from the bridal chamber, knew nothing about this...
But of course Dai Haoren knows what to do next - toast!
Respect to everyone!
Respect from table to table!
There is nothing much to say when toasting to those elders and distinguished guests.
Elders, distinguished guests will not make trouble - those who want to make trouble have to be patient, such as Shi Tianwei - Dai Haoren will not make trouble for nothing, just toast, and after drinking, he will be next.
After paying respects to the elders and distinguished guests, Dai Haoren plunged into the group of peers.
Shizhong said: "Brother-in-law, I wish you and my second sister a happy marriage and a beautiful son. Let's drink this glass of wine!"
Dai Haoren: "Well, your voice of brother-in-law sounds good to me. Let's do it!"
A certain son-in-law: "Brother-in-law, come here, I'll toast you too! From now on we are a family!"
Dai Haoren: "Although I don't know you, I still have to drink wine!"
Another son-in-law said: "Cousin-in-law, you have given us a lot of face! You should be so white!"
Dai Haoren: "Haha! I like what you said. Drink!"
In this way, the sons, grandsons, and sons-in-law of the "Master's family" took turns to "bomb" Dai Haoren.
They always find an excuse to drink.
When you can't find it, just say: "I won't say anything anymore, I'm just happy, do it!"
Just like that, bottles of wine were poured into Dai Haoren's stomach.
If the empty wine bottles hadn't been taken away by the waiter, the pile might have been higher than others!
Dai Haoren is not stupid.
So I don't know what these people are planning to do.
Want to get me drunk?
Hehe, let’s see who gets who drunk!
Gradually, one after another, the sons, grandsons, and sons-in-law of the "master's family" died of drunkenness.
The remaining people looked at it and thought, Oh, this is not a solution, so they brought in more relatives and drank Dai Haoren together.
Dai Haoren was dragged to toast any relatives who came to have a wedding banquet.
Time passes quietly while drinking glass after glass of wine.
Before I knew it, it was ** o'clock in the evening.
At this point, the wedding banquet is finally almost over.
"drink!"
"Keep drinking!"
"Eh? Why did you all fall down?"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, no, you guys, your drinking capacity is too bad - burp!"
"Boring!"
"It's time to go back to the cave...the bridal chamber!"
Dai Haoren suddenly felt dizzy and shook his head vigorously.
"I am drunk?"
"impossible."
"I'm not drunk! How could I be...drunk?"
He is indeed drunk!
No matter how strong his body function is, after drinking so much alcohol, he has reached the upper limit of what his body can bear.
Once you reach this limit, no matter how strong you are, you will still get drunk when you should.
It's just that Dai Haoren was obviously not completely drunk, otherwise he would have been lying down like everyone else.
"One moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold - hiccup!"
"Master, I'm here - hiccup!"
"Hey, which way is this? This one - hiccup!"
"Tsk! Why hang up so many red lanterns?"
"It's so bright that I can't see clearly."
Dai Haoren staggered all the way, going around here and there.
Gradually, he lost the consciousness of "where am I", and the pieces belonged to each other again!
He stepped on a crossroad, passed through a doorway, and entered a courtyard. He saw a room filled with red lanterns and red paper, so he walked over and pushed the door open.
Where is the teacher’s wife?
Where is the teacher?
Then he heard the sound of water and the humming of a minor tune.
Dai Haoren smiled silently "hehe" and decided to give his teacher a surprise!
So I held my breath and concentrated on walking in the direction of the sound of water with empty steps.
My eyes were still a little confused.
After opening a curtain and walking around a screen, my eyes were immediately attracted by two white masses.
Two groups?
Four groups?
Why are your eyes dazzled?
Forget it, never mind, two or four regiments, none of them can escape my grasp!
Hey, Master, let me give you the magic pestle!
result……
"ah!"
"you……"
"Dai Haoren, are you crazy!?"
"let me go!"
"No!"
"you can not!"
After a scream, the sound of gnashing teeth only spread within a small area.
It was obviously suppressed.
at the same time……
Shi Tianxiong’s study room.
Shi Zhongdao holds this special key in his hand and wants to insert it into the keyhole.
But he is also drunk now, and he can't insert it properly or penetrate it no matter what.
Shi Tianxiong said: "If you are drunk, go back and rest first."
As soon as he heard Lao Tzu's voice, Shi Zhongdao suddenly became more awake, and the key was inserted into the keyhole.
The father and son immediately entered the secret room.
In the secret room.
clatter!
Shi Tianxiong placed a white jade bottle in front of Shi Zhongdao.
"This is the 'Three No Rebirths'."
"Colorless, odorless and non-toxic!"
"However, it can make people below the 'Nine Heaven Realm' die silently."