Chapter 225 You will regret it in the future, girl with crescent eyebrows!
In the near-Earth universe.
A huge city made of giant dragons is floating quietly.
Quietly, quietly...
It seems that it has existed in space like this since ancient times.
suddenly!
boom!!!!!
An explosion sounded.
Just in that moment.
The huge "Dragon City" exploded.
Countless broken pieces flew away and shot around.
And among the scattered debris, there were actually quite a few people.
They were also shot around along with the debris scattered by the explosion.
"Hold!"
"Made!"
"The universe is so beautiful..."
"Help ah ah ah -"
"Haha, I'm not dead! I'm not dead!!!"
"It's over. If this falls..."
All kinds of chaotic sounds sounded, and everyone was shouting.
Then, these people fell to the ground under the influence of the earth's gravity.
Now they shouted louder.
"Ahhhhh!"
"It's over, it's over, it's over!"
"Fuck! Are you playing with me?"
"Who brought the parachute?"
"Yoho! Fly! It's so cool, hahahaha!"
"Hot, hot, hot! It's on fire!"
No one died in the explosion of "Dragon City".
But it seems that he has not completely escaped the desperate situation of death - if he is not killed by the explosion, he will probably fall to death.
some of.
Dai Haoren hugged Chang Emei tightly...
Under the tug of gravity, the two of them fell toward the ground together.
Chang Emei originally had her eyes closed.
When she opened her eyes, she felt dizzy as soon as she saw the hazy earth below.
So high!
This is too high, high, high!
Then she realized another question: "Will we... fall to death?"
Dai Haoren said: "Maybe... probably... maybe... almost... yes?"
Chang Emei: "..."
She was silent, then showed a smile and said: "If you fall from this height, there shouldn't be any pain, right? I'm not afraid of death, I'm just a little afraid of pain."
Afraid of pain?
Are you still afraid of pain?
When a girl tells a boy what she is afraid of, it is one of the signs of "playfulness".
Dai Haoren smiled "ha" and said: "Don't worry, you will definitely not feel the pain. Because you will fall into a pulp in an instant. The speed of your death will be faster than the speed of pain. It will be even worse if your head hits the ground."
Okay, I feel like my death is clean and tidy."
Chang Emei rolled her eyes...
This guy is real!
Wouldn't you comfort me a little?
Don’t I know what you’re talking about?
Dai Haoren said: "And when the time comes, our flesh and blood will be mixed together. You will have me, and I will have you. Thinking about it this way, isn't it quite romantic? It's like two lovers who were trapped by tenderness and died in love in the end——
Ah, just thinking about it makes me feel stupid!"
Chang Emei coughed twice.
She said it was "romantic and touching" because of Dai Haoren.
I didn't expect him to say shit...
Chang E eyebrow said: "Then let me go. I don't want to die with you."
Dai Haoren said: "Are you sure? I heard that people who died together will walk together on the road to hell when they go to the underworld. If they are alone, they can only walk in the dark at night. It doesn't matter to me as a man.
I’m just afraid that you’re a woman…”
Chang'e eyebrow was angry.
"Hello!!!"
"You're the one!"
"I'm going to die, can't you say something nice?!"
So infuriating!
Why didn't I find him so annoying before?
If I had known I would have ignored him from the beginning!
"Let me go!"
"A person is alone!"
"Anyway, I have been alone since I was a child, so I have long been used to it!"
Ouch?
Did it hit your pain point?
Dai Haoren smiled "hehe", and of course he would not let her go - only people with negative IQs would let her go at this time, right?
"well!"
"Let me tell you something good."
"Did you see, did you see the moon?"
"Legend has it that there is a 'Guanghan Palace' on the moon..."
He was talking about the story of "Chang'e flying to the moon".
But it has been slightly changed - well, really only slightly changed!
"Later, Wu Gang and Chang'e died in love...their souls will remain in the world for a long time."
"In order to let Chang'e's soul go to the moon and become a fairy, that young man named Wu Gang picked up an ax and chopped down trees, and he kept chopping down, and built a long, long ladder."
"Then he hugged Chang'e and climbed the ladder to the moon."
"In the end, Chang'e finally landed on the moon and became the 'Chang'e Fairy'."
Chang Emei was fascinated by what she heard - so fascinated that she completely forgot that she was falling!
Then he asked: "What about...Wu Gang?"
Dai Haoren sighed and said: "He first cut down the tree, then built the ladder, and then climbed the stairs with Chang'e in his arms. Finally, the oil ran out and the lamp dried up, and his soul was gone."
Chang'e eyebrow said: "Ah? Why is this happening? Shouldn't they stay together happily on the moon?"
Dai Haoren shook his head.
"The endings you mentioned are only in fairy tales. The reality is cruel. How can there be such a beautiful thing."
"Do you know what Wu Gang said to Chang'e before he died after landing on the moon?"
Chang Emei asked: "What did you say?"
Dai Haoren said: "Sister Chang'e, it's time for you to lose weight."
Chang Emei: "………………………………"
A moment.
All the beauty and emotion disappeared.
boom!
After a brief moment of shock, anger broke out instantly.
"You disgusting bastard!"
"I hate you so much!"
"I...I'll bite you to death!!"
Chang'e's eyebrows stood up, she screamed, and she really opened her mouth and bit Dai Haoren.
Who is Dai Haoren?
How could he let go of the mouth that was offered to him?
So...
The two mouths came together.
"Woo?!"
Chang Emei's eyes widened and she immediately started struggling hard.
But how could Dai Haoren let her break free?
Hold her neck with one hand, press her waist with the other, and kiss her firmly!
Chang'emei's struggle was very intense at the beginning.
But gradually, the further I go, the weaker I become.
Even in the end, she closed her eyes, and the hand grabbing Dai Haoren's clothes turned into a hug...
As a person in authority, Dai Haoren is the most aware of the changes.
Because "Sister Chang'e"'s lips were stiff at first.
But gradually, her lips became softer and softer - if she stopped exerting herself, her lips would naturally become softer.
Not far away, a person suddenly shouted.
"Depend on!!"
"Cao Nima's!"
"I'm going to die, and you two bitches are feeding me dog food!"
"Is there any heavenly justice?"
"Is there any more royal method?"
"Curse you to be dogs in the next life!"
Dai Haoren freed his hand and raised his middle finger to the man.
And a little further away.
Ye Chenfeng looked at Dai Haoren and Chang Emei hugging each other, feeling sour in his heart.
Emei girl...
He likes it too!
But why...
well!
That’s it, that’s it!
I already have a water column, why am I envious and jealous of Dai Haoren?!
"Sister Emei, if you don't believe me, you will definitely regret it in the future!"
[Author's digression]: When the fifth watch becomes a daily routine, it hurts but also makes me happy...continue to ask for support! I finally have the courage to ask for support! Hahahaha!