Chapter 228 You will soon experience the pain of life and death!
Dai Haoren stretched out his hand and embraced...
Dai Qinglan fell into Dai Haoren's arms without actually falling.
There is a steep slope below, and it will be quite difficult to climb down.
Dai Haoren said: "Sister, you scared me. Be careful when you walk."
Dai Qinglan said: "Wasn't I shocked? Forget it, I won't talk to you anymore. It distracts me."
Dai Haoren rolled his eyes: "Oh, you are blaming me. If it weren't for me, you would have gotten out."
Dai Qinglan said: "Just be grateful. If I didn't give you a chance, would you still be able to hug a beautiful woman like me? Have you hugged me enough?"
Dai Haoren asked back: "Then I have to ask you, have you had enough of lying on my broad and strong chest?"
"Go, go, go! You said you were fat and you really made me gasp."
Dai Qinglan pushed Dai Haoren away... She felt that the waist he held was a little warm and itchy.
If you have an itch, of course you have to scratch it.
After scratching the itch, Dai Qinglan said: "Humph, you've put all your talk on my sister, it's useless! I haven't talked about you yet! What happened to Chang Emei?"
Dai Haoren smiled "hehe" and said, "That's it. What can happen then?"
Dai Qinglan said: "Aren't you afraid that your wife will punish you if she finds out?"
Dai Haoren said: "I'm not afraid, my master is very generous. She doesn't care about this kind of thing at all."
Hey, sister, the ways "Master Tai" and I have played are crazier than you can imagine...
Dai Qinglan said: "I don't believe it. How can there be a woman in this world who doesn't care about this kind of thing? Or she is forced to accept it."
Dai Haoren immediately cried out for injustice.
"Sister, what you said makes it seem like there is a huge gap between me."
"If Master Tai really doesn't want to, how can I force her?"
"There is an old saying: A person who is not a fish knows the joy of fish! You are not the master, how do you know that the master is not enjoying it?"
Dai Qinglan blinked speechlessly.
Then he waved his hand.
"Forget it."
"I won't talk to you about this."
"I can't control you anymore."
"as long as you are happy."
This tone is a bit harsh.
Dai Haoren asked: "Sister, are you angry?"
Dai Qinglan smiled and said: "Angry? Why am I angry? I'm not your master's wife. Why don't you find a few women to take care of my shit!"
During the conversation.
The two of them had arrived at a mountain stream.
Dai Qinglan squatted down and opened the kettle to fill it with water.
Dai Haoren squatted next to Dai Qinglan and looked at her.
Dai Qinglan asked: "What are you looking at?"
Dai Haoren smiled "hehe" and said, "Look at the beauty."
Dai Qinglan: "Go, go! If you don't want to work, just go away! I think you just want to be lazy!"
With that said, she snatched the field kettle from Dai Haoren's hand.
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "The one who knows me is my sister!"
After saying that, he changed the topic and said: "Sister, let me report to you the harvest of the 'Nine Heavens Dragon City'."
Dai Qinglan said: "Isn't what you gain is that little sister named Chang Emei? Well, I asked you to stare at her, but you are really good at it! Awesome, my brother!"
Chang'e Mei!
Dai Qinglan naturally knew her early on!
Dai Haoren was extremely proud.
"Isn't that right?"
"Whoever uses me will know how good I am - cough! It's not this, my mouth slipped. 'Chang'e Sister' is a big gain, and there are other things too!"
"I'm telling you..."
With that said, he came close to Dai Qinglan's ear and said in a low voice: "Your third senior sister is peeking at us."
Dai Qinglan: "!?"
Is Lu Yinqu peeking at us?
What is she going to do?
Dai Haoren said softly: "How about we tease her? Hehe!"
The hot breath from Dai Haoren's mouth filled his ears, and Dai Qinglan only felt itchy and numb.
Funny Lu Yinqu?
How to be funny?
Just when she was about to refuse, she felt her ear being bitten by Dai Haoren...
In an instant, she felt as if she was electrocuted and her scalp was about to explode.
I don’t know if I have been squatting down to get water for too long, and my brain is deprived of oxygen. I feel dizzy for a while, and I can’t even squat stably.
The kettle in his hand was even unsteady and was washed away by the mountain stream.
This bastard!
Are you teasing Lu Yinqu?
You are clearly...
Dai Qinglan immediately lifted it up.
Dai Haoren fell into the mountain stream and said "Ouch", and his whole body was soaked.
"puff!"
"Deserve it!"
Dai Qinglan laughed angrily and used his mind power to retrieve the kettle that was washed away by the mountain stream.
After filling two bottles of water, Dai Qinglan stood up and left.
Lu Yinqu, who was hiding in the dark, came out, pointed to one of the pots of water, and said, "This pot of water is dirty. Pour it out and refill it. Go up and fill it up."
Dai Qinglan: "..."
Lu Yin asked: "What? Third Senior Sister's words don't work?"
Dai Qinglan is not afraid of Lu Yinqu, but he also doesn't want to argue with Lu Yinqu over such trivial matters.
So she dumped the jug of water and filled it further upstream.
Dai Haoren was still sitting in the mountain stream, looking very comfortable, and said with a smile: "Aunt Lu, why do you look like your needs are not being met? Do you want my help?"
Lu Yinqu narrowed his eyes and said, "My demand is to kill you. I wonder if you can satisfy me?"
Dai Haoren said: "Of course this won't work. It's not that I don't want to help. It's true that I only have one life. I haven't lived enough yet. If you have any other needs, such as your sewer is blocked, I will
I can help you clear it. Or if you have a deep hole in your home, I can help you fill it. For other things, I can’t help you.”
Gege!!!
Lu Yinqu gritted her teeth.
Dai Qinglan scolded: "Haoren! Stop talking so much! Get up quickly!"
Dai Haoren smiled and stood up.
Lu Yinqu looked at Dai Haoren, then at Dai Qinglan, and said, "You two siblings have a really good relationship. Most siblings don't have such a deep relationship like you."
ridicule!
laugh at!
A very strong one.
Dai Haoren said: "Of course! Why, jealous? It's a pity that you can't be jealous because you don't have a younger brother."
Which pot is not opened and lifted?
Murderous aura instantly exploded from Lu Yinqu's body.
The surrounding vegetation shook violently, and the leaves rustled.
However, some small fish and shrimps in the mountain stream turned white and died.
Lu Yin asked: "How do you think my brother died?"
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "It seems...maybe...probably...if I remember correctly...I should have killed him."
After speaking, he spread his hands.
"no way."
"After all, there is no resurrection after death."
"How about I give you a younger brother as compensation?"
"I am who I am!"
"You can't find such a good brother like me even with a lantern."
Lu Yin smiled "ha".
"I can't bear the thought of a beastly brother like you."
"If you can still laugh now, then go ahead and laugh."
"Soon you won't be able to laugh anymore."
"Do you know why I don't kill you now?"
"Because it would be too cheap to kill you with one knife!"
"You will soon feel the pain of separation and death - hum!"