Chapter 778 Dabai! Dabai, what's wrong with you Dabai!
There is a man and a woman in the room...
Women ask men "how".
The man directly said, "Ouch, it feels so comfortable."
If this cannot be misunderstood, then there is only one possibility - the person listening to this is a pure fool!
However, is Xiao Yufeng a fool?
No, he's not, of course he's not!
So in an instant he erupted, like a volcano erupting!
"OK……"
"OK!"
"Ye Zhaojun, Ye Zhaojun, I thought you were so pure and holy!"
"It turns out that you are just a lowly and dirty silver-tongued woman who is very good at showing off her skills. Everything is just an act!"
Suddenly at this time...
Woof woof!!
The big white dog who came back from a fun trip happened to come back at this time. He saw Xiao Yufeng standing outside the thatched cottage and immediately started barking.
Xiao Yufeng was already in a state of rage.
Suddenly I heard the barking of a dog, and I vented my anger directly on the big white dog - Damn beast, even you dare to bark at me? You are looking for death!
So he released it with just one look...
"Uh-oh--!!"
How could Dabai Gouzi withstand Xiao Yufeng's "glance killing"?
There is a real spiritual murderous intention there!
The big white dog just barked "Uh woo woo" twice, and then fell to the ground, dead!
Immediately.
Xiao Yufeng kicked directly on the wooden door of the thatched cottage and roared: "You two bitches, you two are subject to--"
The sound was like thunder, even shaking the surrounding bamboo trees.
At the same time, the murderous intent that shot up into the sky sent a freezing chill, making the birds and beasts around the thatched cottage tremble.
But it stopped suddenly.
Then the murderous intent that soared into the sky suddenly disappeared without a trace, disappearing into thin air.
What happened?
Xiao Yufeng originally wanted to say, "You two losers will die."
But when he actually kicked in the door, what he saw was not the unbearable and dirty scene he imagined in his mind, but...
A man is lying on the bed, and a woman is standing beside the bed, inserting a needle into the man's head - this is what it looks like.
Moreover, both men and women are neatly dressed.
That is, the man took off his shoes and put them on while lying down - isn't it normal to wear slippers when going to bed? But it is not normal to wear shoes to bed.
But the problem is, that woman is wearing her shoes properly and standing next to the bed!
Therefore, the truth is already obvious. Nothing nasty or dirty happened in this room.
It's completely Xiao Yufeng's overthinking!
Xiao Yufeng stared at the man and woman in the room dumbfounded.
A man and a woman inside the room also looked at Xiao Yufeng standing at the door with their mouths open.
In the end, it was the woman, Ye Zhaojun, who reacted first and said: "Xiao Yufeng! Why are you so crazy? Who let you in!"
Xiao Yufeng: "I..."
Ye Zhaojun said with a gloomy face: "I am treating a patient. Please get out!"
Sudden--
"Ahhh!"
A scream sounded.
It was sent by Dai Haoren...
"my head!"
"My head hurts so much!"
“Ahhhhh——”
He immediately rolled out of bed and rolled on the ground.
There is no doubt that he is pretending!
How could the "assist" Xiao Yufeng sent at this time go to waste?
a ha ha ha!
You are really my lucky star.
I'm worried about how to get out of the gate - although it's not impossible to continue pretending to be stupid, the effect is obviously not the best.
But now, all these problems have been solved with Xiao Yufeng's shout.
I would call it the best assist!
After being stunned for a moment, Ye Zhaojun's expression suddenly changed and he said, "Qin Mu, what's wrong with you? Don't move! Tell me quickly!"
Dai Haoren's expression was painful and ferocious - even the Oscar-winning actor would be ashamed to offer his own award-winning actor when he saw it.
"pain!"
"Head hurts!"
"There are bugs in my head! It's so painful!"
Ye Zhaojun was in a panic now.
As a doctor, what you fear most and what you cannot face is that the patient you are treating has problems during your treatment.
This is not only an impact on conscience, but also a denial of medical skills.
Of course, come on, except for the black-hearted doctors, who are not even human beings, how can they be qualified to be called "doctors"?!
Ye Zhaojun said hurriedly: "Don't move! I'll withdraw the needle for you first! Don't pull it out yourself! Otherwise, the consequences will be disastrous!"
Inserting and withdrawing the needles are all in order and cannot be messed up!
Dai Haoren screamed "Ahhhhh" and said, "I don't want to move! But I can't control my body! It hurts! Kill me, ahhhhh!"
At this moment, he is completely liberating his nature and devoting all his enthusiasm to playing the role of a patient who suffered a medical accident. He truly explains what "life is like a drama and all depends on acting".
"No, I can't just roll around in the house."
"You have to get out of the house!"
“The more exaggerated the better!”
So he stood up, broke through the wall, and rolled into the yard.
Ye Zhaojun could only chase after him closely.
"no!"
"The needle must be removed from his head!"
"In that case..."
She felt like using Xiujia!
No matter what, the situation must be controlled first and cannot get worse.
As for the rest, let’s talk about it later!
The top priority, patient safety comes first!
At this moment.
Xiao Yufeng was immediately stunned.
what's the situation?
What's going on?
Actually...
He knew exactly what was going on.
He knew that he had caused trouble, and this would definitely make Ye Zhaojun even more disgusted and reject him.
It's just that he doesn't want to take any responsibility - it has nothing to do with me! It has nothing to do with me at all!
He instinctively rejected the unexpected changes that happened in front of him.
If he knew that all this was Dai Haoren's impromptu acting, I don't know what he would think - hey, he would probably be so angry that he wanted to kill someone.
But at this moment...
Dai Haoren, who was immersed in his acting skills, discovered another "bright spot".
"Baymax!"
"Babai, what's wrong with you Dabai!"
"Baymax!"
Dai Haoren, who was covered in mud, rolled and crawled to the side of Dabai Gouzi's body.
"Dabai, wake up!"
"Baymax!"
"Baymax!!"
At this moment, Xiao Yufeng's mind immediately buzzed - Damn it!
Why did Ye Zhaojun dislike himself in the first place?
Isn’t it because I was not nice to Baymax at the beginning?
They say how important the first impression is, but Xiao Yufeng never cared about it before.
But after meeting Ye Zhaojun, he deeply realized the importance of the first impression - but he couldn't bear to apologize, let alone be kind to the dog!
As a result, the relationship between him and Ye Zhaojun became worse and worse.
Even if the marriage contract has been made at home, Ye Zhaojun still has the same attitude - no agreement! Just no agreement!
Now, if Ye Zhaojun knew that he had killed Dabai...
deny!
Definitely deny it!
[Author's digression]: This picture of "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with Xiaoqiang" in "Tang Bohu Lights Up the Fragrance of Autumn" in tribute to Mr. Xing is full of pictures!