Bai Wei suddenly thought of Xiao Zhang. She knew that Xiao Zhang would never lose his temper at critical moments.
When she was waiting for someone at the door, Xiao Zhang had a stomachache, so they didn't go out together.
Now that the time has come and the other person hasn't come out of the toilet yet, it seems abnormal.
Qu Jian'er revealed the secret in one sentence: "Constipation."
Bai Wei looked at the paper delivery service while she was chatting with Xiao Zhang: "Then I'll give him some chrysanthemums and honeysuckle to relieve the fire, and some bananas and dragon fruit to promote gastrointestinal motility."
Qu Jian'er reminded: "Buy Prunella vulgaris."
Bai Wei asked: "Why?"
She thought there was some university knowledge in it.
Just heard it.
Qu Jian'er said seriously: "With the recent crackdown on pornography, we cannot break the law without knowing it."
→_→Bai Wei: I believe you are a ghost.
Qu Jian'er suddenly stopped: "Wait a minute, my precious board seems to have been left in Mr. Zuo's car."
Bai Wei's eyes widened: "What!?"
Qu Jian'er melancholy said: "Board, it's my fortune-telling board. It's not easy to find and tame a board with the right size and the right material."
Bai Wei gritted her teeth: "I'm asking Mr. What!"
Qu Jian'er blinked: "Left."
Bai Wei's mind was full of "Left, Left," and now she no longer had to guess who it was.
She took a breath and wanted to know when Qu Jian'er "hooked up" with Zuo Chen.
But obviously, now is not the time to question this.
The two of them chatted.
While speeding up.
It can be seen that they are extremely worried about whether Comrade Xiao Zhang will stay in the toilet forever.
Xiao Zhang, who forgot to bring toilet paper, sneezed hard when his legs were going numb from squatting.
He called again on his cell phone, but still no lifeline came.
At this time, Bai Wei issued a question from the soul: "Let's not talk about how you hooked up with someone behind my back, nor why the other person wanted to be your driver. Did you ask him to drive you here to save money on the car?
"
Qu Jian'er asked, "Am I that kind of person?"
??(??￣??￣?)????Bai Wei: Then you are so awesome!
Perhaps Bai Wei's gaze was too obvious.
Qu Jian'er understood: "Is it so obvious?"
Bai Wei had a dark look on her face, not wanting to face the stingy person in front of her who had no self-awareness.
She was so helpless that she changed the subject and said: "Many people are looking for black marks on you right now. Maybe someone will take a photo of you. How much do you care about the black material on your body?"
There were always a lot of unkind glances, but Qu Jianer didn't have time to pay attention to who was taking pictures and who wasn't.
She doesn't care whether it's secretly photographed or not.
I just don’t know if Zuo Chen will mind.
However, once this happens, the person who will be influential will definitely not be Zuo Chen.
When Qu Jian'er and Bai Wei came back, a circle of entertainment reporters gathered at the door of the program team.
Bai Wei gritted her teeth, her airway and chest couldn't help but rise and fall: "I know she won't let go of the opportunity to hack you. What should I do? Find another way to join the show crew?"
Qu Jian'er was extremely serious: "There are no dogs around here, so there shouldn't be any dog holes for us to dig into."
Bai Wei almost didn't come up in one breath: "The way I pointed to is the back door, or the side door. Our minds are destined not to be on the same channel, right?"
Qu Jian'er said nothing because the group of people in the distance smelled the scent of gossip.
Like zombies, they smelled human scent and ran towards Qu Jian'er crazily.
Running, recording and shouting.
"Qu Jian'er, did you push someone away?"
"So you entered the entertainment industry to escape?"
"It's not illegal for minors, so you have nothing to fear?"
"Please explain...don't run, don't run!!!"
The long-distance running team headed by Qu Jianer and Bai Wei performed "tour" in front of the program group.
Qu Jiaorou's eyes twitched.
I watched helplessly as Qu Jianer walked away from a group of reporters more than a dozen times like walking a dog.
Qin Liang took the opportunity to block people: "There are so many people waiting, you can't escape."
Except for Qu Jianer and the photography silver ball who could run fast, the reporters were so tired that they were speechless.
Bai Wei's chest kept rising and falling, not forgetting to protect her: "What do you know..."
Qu Jiaorou looked completely understandable: "We know you can't believe it, and everyone else can't believe it either, so we're waiting for her to explain it in public."
Youqu Jiaorou takes the lead.
The topic finally changed from running wild to normal questions and answers.
A group of reporters could not stand up straight. They were breathing heavily and their hands were shaking from exhaustion, but they still did not forget their original intention.
"Excuse me, are you Qu Jian'er?"
"Stop avoiding this topic."
"This is a live broadcast now, please take it seriously!"
"We know that the one wearing the gray-blue sports coat is Qu Jian'er, and it's you...wait, what are you doing?"
Qu Jian'er sighed regretfully, turned around, and took off her coat without breath or heartbeat, and put it on Qu Jiaorou's head.
Everyone looked confused: "???"
Qu Jian'er opened his eyes and told lies: "I'm not wearing a coat now, so I'm not the despicable, shameless, bastard, talented and stunningly beautiful Qu Jian'er you are looking for."
(▼ plate▼#) Everyone: We agree with the first two adjectives, but what the hell are the last two?
Qu Jian'er waved his hand: "There is no Qu Jian'er that everyone is looking for here, so let's go, let's go."
(╬◣д◢) Everyone: Do you think we won’t recognize you if you take off your coat?
Qu Jiaorou took off her coat and resisted the urge to throw it away: "Are you evading responsibility?"
Qin Liang responded hurriedly: "Qu Jian'er, we won't let you fool us."
Bai Wei frowned: "The pushback is all a false accusation!"
Several reporters used delicately operated floating microphones, ignoring Bai Wei, and pointed them at Qu Jian'er's face.
Qu Jian'er sighed: "Hey, I didn't expect that you are the only ones who will never leave me and chase after me."
After hearing Qu Jian'er's unusually rude words, no one realized the seriousness of the matter.
But Qu Jiaorou became alert.
Qu Jian'er's acting skills were exaggerated: "In order to thank you all for your support, I decided to reveal to you my thrilling, tear-jerking, touching and exciting growth history before I entered the entertainment industry. Come on, those who are rich can give me some money."
Bai Wei understood instantly, and she snatched the coat that Qu Jiaorou was holding.
After shaking off the clothes, collect the star coins one by one.
Naturally, no one wanted to pay, but they saw that Qu Jian'er had a tendency to "don't talk unless he paid."
Thinking that it was not worth much, they all resigned themselves to throwing a few star coins into their coats.
Seeing this, Qu Jianer was so satisfied that he took out his mobile phone and urgently searched for a tragic short abuse article.
Reading boring and sadistic fast food literature, she was reaching the climax.
The reporters reacted.
"You're still reading on your phone. Is it a manuscript? That doesn't sound right. What are you talking about?"
"Please wait a minute, why does it sound so much like the mindless novels my cousin reads?"
"So, you were just fooling everyone and the audience!?"
Suddenly, these reporters almost lost their civilized professional ethics and almost cursed.
After being exposed in public.
Qu Jian'er didn't feel embarrassed.
She is extremely thick-skinned.
Naturally, the topic changed.
Qu Jian'er said seriously: "Oops, you guys discovered my little thoughts. Since you insist on forcing me to tell the truth, I have no choice but to give in."
As soon as they heard that Qu Jian'er was finally going to officially broadcast live, everyone was overjoyed.
They held the microphone tightly and cheered up.
Qu Jian'er made up a classic bedtime story from her past life: "Once upon a time, there was a fairy castle on the green grassland. There was a lonely and helpless beautiful girl in armor. In order to survive, she learned to pick up rags because of her immense strength.
Chest broken, sow nursing, eating 8 tons in one meal..."
Everyone was confused: wtf?
A female reporter was driven crazy. She faced the bleak life and shouted: "What are you talking about? What we want to ask is why are you pushing people!?"
Qu Jian'er signaled everyone not to rush: "Hurry up, let's start making up random things about the middle school life of a beautiful girl."
Everyone almost suffocated in the abundant oxygen: You also know that you are making things up!?
