Chapter 88: Racing to the market to sell vegetables [4 more]
The original script of "I Have a Thatched House" was about planting and cooking competitions. It is a slow-paced, warm program that combines planting and food.
But under Qu Jian'er's personal "disaster".
Its path is becoming more and more eccentric and wild.
Just like the material exchange at this moment.
Qu Jian'er moved a stool and held a cucumber, gnawing at it while looking at Lan Xiaonan.
There is a tendency not to leave if you can’t cut the price.
Qu Jian'er said nonsense in a serious tone: "One car per acre, this is the compensation price for losing land. What are you directors talking about? Why don't you just agree."
The director team headed by Lan Xiaonan: If you don’t care, I’ll be done with you!
Qu Jian'er saw that the people in front of him turned a deaf ear.
She sighed quietly and changed her plan to a kind one.
Qu Jian'er made a friend out of nothing: "I have a friend. She said she wanted to know how you would agree to this good deal. If you don't tell her, she will climb over the wall and climb into your window at night.
Play thrillers in your ears.”
For some reason, Lan Xiaonan felt that this looked like something weird that Qu Jian'er could do.
But she still wanted to uphold the rules of the variety show, so she was always in a stalemate with others.
As time goes by.
Qu Jianer highlighted the theme again.
Reveal the theme of exchange, guide the whole text, and vividly reflect that the materials are to serve everyone.
Her concise words showed her ability to talk, which paved the way for the next bargaining plot.
Lan Xiaonan defended her last point of insistence: "One car per two acres of land must not be less!"
Qu Jianer threw the cucumber root into the trash can a hundred meters away, ignoring the people who looked stupid, and said very happily: "It's a deal, I'll ask everyone, maybe I can pick up the car later and run into a well-off society."
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The people who had been watching for a long time were silent as they watched Qu Jianer and the guests openly plotting loopholes in the show.
Even the two old men He Yuping and Lin Hua were led astray, and they agreed very much with the latest exchange method.
【Isn’t this a disaster? A program or a program?】
[I think it’s more interesting. Don’t worry too much about the director and the program.]
[I really want to know what kind of trouble Qu Jianer wants to cause by being so anxious.]
[In my opinion, she is just sensationalizing. She has tasted the benefits of appraising antiques, and she still wants to continue selling the character of an academic master.]
[For someone like her who didn’t graduate from high school or pass college, appraising antiques is just for show.]
[I want to see if she can drive the car she exchanged for everyone, and if she knows how to drive it!]
[Those who are so sore in front of you must open your eyes wide. If you can’t open them, I can help you open them.]
At this time.
Everyone has discussed when to redeem the car.
He Yuping agreed with the exchange and suggested: "I think it's okay. Some of the materials we exchanged before were many and miscellaneous. If you have a car, you can drive to the market to sell them."
Lin Hua nodded: "Yes, you really can't let the program team lead you by the nose all the time. It's good to change the approach occasionally."
Due to the medication in her throat, Wu Na did not speak, but smiled and nodded.
Zhu Ruoqi didn't even dare to say nonsense: "I agree too."
Several people exchanged cars and put an endless batch of cabbage and cucumbers in the trunk.
When Qu Jian'er got into the driver's seat and fastened her seat belt, she remembered that she was still underage.
[Look, look, she stopped. She really doesn’t know how to drive this kind of car.]
[I don’t even know what kind of car this is. These days, let alone knowing how to drive a car, how many people know it?]
[Laughing to death, let me see how you end up. 】
[How can the mouth in front be so broken? Cookie's technique of fastening a seat belt is so skillful, he must be familiar with it!]
[That is, the program team has not said anything so far, so there must be no problem. 】
[Don’t forget, Cookie is someone who can play with old-fashioned guns, identify antiques, and fish in ancient ways!]
At that time, Qu Jian'er searched for it.
I found that today’s interstellar law still does not allow minors to take a driver’s license test, nor does it allow driving without a license.
But it does not say that minors are not allowed to drive cars.
Qu Jianer found a legal loophole as he wished.
Adjust the seat.
Qu Jianer said to the members in the car: "Fasten your seat belts, we are about to set off."
The other four people in the car clearly noticed Qu Jian'er's excitement, and they hurriedly grasped the armrests.
Pull the handbrake, press the clutch, and start in gear.
Done in one go!
When the speed of the car reached 200 miles, the members in the car experienced a kind of motion sickness that was only known to the ancients.
Maybe he was too excited.
The moment you get in the car.
Qu Jian'er felt that her skin was hot and her nerves were pulsing.
The countless blood flowing through her body seemed to be alive, flowing freely inside her body.
After regaining her life, she lost her previous journey of freedom and gained the peace she dreamed of.
But she couldn't tell whether she was happy or sad.
Because she hadn't experienced excitement for a long time, she was carried away for a while.
Forgot to consider the feelings of other people in the car.
The person in the car looked unhappy.
She gradually slowed down the car.
If the road with few people was only a few kilometers away, and if Qu Jian'er hadn't slowed down, the Yinqiu intelligent tracking device outside the car would still be unable to keep up with the speed of the car.
Qu Jian'er glanced at the rearview mirror and continued to slow down: "Opening the car window will make you feel better."
He Yuping's lips turned white: "How to open it?"
Qu Jian'er reminded him, and then looked at the scenery outside the car that was speeding backwards.
Familiar picture.
Unfamiliar environment.
It was quiet outside the car, and even if flowers and plants were planted on the roadside, they could not dispel the strange feeling.
Qu Jian'er hid all her thoughts, and no one noticed the changes in her mind.
Ten minutes later.
When Qu Jianer moved to the side and parked his car, he came to a market.
No one on the Internet said that Qu Jian'er couldn't drive anymore, and they even began to doubt her.
Is Qu Jian'er still a human being!?
Why are there always some ordinary people who can’t!?
Lin Hua has a strong constitution and does not suffer from motion sickness. He looked at Qu Jian'er: "What should we do next?"
Unknowingly, Qu Jian'er has become the core figure of this small group of five people.
However, no one, including Qu Jian'er, discovered the truth.
Qu Jian'er opened the trunk: "I have experience setting up a stall to sell melons. I am responsible for shouting and hawking."
[666, Completely convinced, I said that I will be a big fan of Cookies from now on. 】
【How come she has experience in everything!】
【Hey, what is there that she can’t do? 】
[Come on, let’s keep reading, we’ll always find something she’s not good at!]
Qu Jian'er shouted: "Don't miss it when you pass by. The watery cucumbers with flowers and thorns on the top are absolutely cost-effective whether you use them as a facial mask or eat them raw, stir-fried and upside down! The price is now on sale for only 9 cents.
Take it home, what are you waiting for?"
The other 4 people present: "..."
Miraculously, under Qu Jian'er's hawking, the cart of cucumbers they pulled was actually sold out.
But no one netizen questioned Qu Jianer's ability, nor did they think that the client was deliberately arranged by the program team.
Because those who came to buy groceries were all uncles and aunts, and their bargaining skills were comparable to Qu Jian'er's.
Netizens do not believe that these uncles and aunts who can kill in the market will be bribed by the program team.
So, when the director's staff drove over, Qu Jian'er had already sold out the cucumbers and cabbages and was carrying a vegetable basket to wander elsewhere.