Du Xiaoyu was so angry that she wanted to lift the table and leave.
"Are you sick?! Should I steal something from you? What is there worth stealing from you?!"
While peeling the crayfish, Cheng Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Who knows if you have this kind of hobby? Stealing things is just a hobby for some people. Just like in Hong Kong a few years ago,
A famous singer-star couple stole something from a supermarket in Canada. Can't they afford it?"
Du Xiaoyu glared at Cheng Yu and said, "Actually, you just don't want to pay for beer anymore, right?"
"Hurry up and don't go back to buy the wine. The lobsters have all been eaten. Then don't say that I didn't treat you to dinner..."
Du Xiaoyu looked at Cheng Yu bitterly and said to herself, as expected, this tough guy is just trying to save money.
Looking at the two big pots of lobster, Du Xiaoyu felt very depressed.
This season, the cheapest lobsters in Wu Dong are 50 to 61 pounds, and the one Cheng Yu bought was quite big, estimated to be about 110 pounds. These two large pots are at least 6 to 7 pounds, plus
Serving the skewers will cost you at least 700 to 800 yuan.
After some calculation, Du Xiaoyu felt that if he went out to buy a beer, it would only cost a few hundred hundred at most. It would obviously not be cost-effective if he didn't have to eat a meal just for this mere beer.
She pushed Cheng Yu bitterly and said, "You are cruel!"
Get up and go downstairs.
However, when standing in the elevator, Du Xiaoyu suddenly felt something was wrong.
Why do I have to buy beer? Can’t I just drink it? Can’t I just drink boiled water?
I was hesitating whether I should just go back and forget it. Whoever wants to drink beer can buy it himself.
But the elevator has already reached the first floor. As long as she walks out, there are vending machines in the community. Du Xiaoyu thinks it’s better to forget it. After all, it’s better to eat crayfish barbecue with beer.
Moreover, Du Xiaoyu was also amused by her own thoughts. She was a wealthy lady, let alone a few cans of beer for a meal of crayfish. Even if Aolong opened her mouth to eat and Lafite opened her mouth to drink, she would not be so entangled.
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It's better now, I got to know a tough guy, and I couldn't help but be influenced by him. He even counted the money for a few cans of beer.
"This bastard!" Du Xiaoyu walked out of the elevator angrily and funny.
After buying a few cans of beer, Du Xiaoyu returned upstairs. Cheng Yu quickly opened the door for her, took the beer, and opened a bottle first without being polite, drinking half of it in one gulp. p>
Seeing Cheng Yu rolling up his sleeves and feasting, Du Xiaoyu realized that if he didn't start eating quickly, Cheng Yu would really be able to wipe out all the food.
Immediately he didn't care about much, just to eat Cheng Yu, Du Xiaoyu also let go and ate angrily.
But the more he ate, the more Du Xiaoyu felt that something was wrong. If Cheng Yu really wanted to buy a late-night snack and call him to eat it together, not to mention whether he should call to confirm first, he actually thought about it just when he heard Du Xiaoyu call him. Pretending not to hear and running away is definitely not the attitude of wanting to treat someone to a late-night snack.
Moreover, Cheng Yu is so stingy. Even if he really feels guilty and wants to treat Du Xiaoyu to a meal, he will definitely ask Du Xiaoyu in advance whether he will eat and whether he is at home. Otherwise, if he can’t eat it after buying it, he can put it away. The refrigerator is right, but if you put these things in the refrigerator, can you still eat them the next day?
What’s more, Cheng Yu hasn’t opened his mouth since he started eating...
Well, this sounds a bit awkward to say. Du Xiaoyu just thinks that if Cheng Yu really wants to invite people to dinner, he can't just eat without saying a word, right? Why does she have a feeling that the reason why Cheng Yu eats so hard is just because he is worried that he will eat less. How does it feel to suffer a loss?
Peeling the lobster, Du Xiaoyu asked: "Actually, you didn't pay for the lobster and the skewers, right?"
Cheng Yu was slightly stunned, laughed twice, and continued to eat hard.
Du Xiaoyu's eyes widened, and she knew what was going on: "You actually found someone to take advantage of you, and then ordered so many things with the idea of buying more and getting cheaper, right?"
Cheng Yu finally put down the lobster in his hand, took a napkin and wiped his greasy hands. He picked up the beer can and found it was empty. He found a new can, opened it and took a big sip. , after burping, he said: "Don't worry about those details, just eat more!" After that, for the first time, he helped Du Xiaoyu pick up a lobster and put it in front of her.
"I knew you weren't that generous! You definitely didn't pay for this crayfish meal!"
"Hey! Are you a sick woman? You don't care who pays! As long as the food is clean and not leftovers from someone else's food, it's fine for you to enjoy the food! You're not asked to pay anyway. !"
After saying that, Cheng Yu rolled up his sleeves again and continued fighting with the crayfish.
Du Xiaoyu was speechless, but when she saw a small mountain of lobster shells piled up in front of Cheng Yu's fierce pursuit, she suspected that if she didn't eat more quickly, Cheng Yu would definitely eat all these crayfish. Go into a person's belly.
As a result, she didn't care about being angry with Cheng Yu. Du Xiaoyu actually didn't understand why she had begun to be mentally assimilated by Cheng Yu. In short, she quickly threw herself into a new round of fighting with crayfish.
While eating, Du Xiaoyu found that her speed was not at the same level as Cheng Yu's. She became angry and brought the remaining half a basin of crayfish over and said: "You're almost done! Two basins I can’t afford the lobster you eat like this! Save some for me!”
"Hey! Why are you such a vicious woman? I kindly invited you to eat lobster, but you even cooked it?!"
Du Xiaoyu laughed angrily at Cheng Yu again. It was really hard for her to understand why as long as she was dealing with Cheng Yu, she would start calculating ten yuan here and eight yuan there? Just now, she was still calculating these two pots.
She had eaten at most one-third of Cheng Yu's amount of crayfish.
"Look at the pile in front of you, it's almost piled up. How many have I eaten? I don't care, the rest are all mine! When you invite people to eat, you have to be sincere, right?"
Cheng Yu looked in front of him and then in front of Du Xiaoyu, feeling a little embarrassed.
He hesitated and said, "I'll eat five more..."
Du Xiaoyu flatly refused: "No!"
"Three!"
"Not even one!" Du Xiaoyu turned sideways to block Cheng Yu, preventing him from rushing over to grab them.
However, Du Xiaoyu could prevent Cheng Yu from grabbing the one in the packing box, but he couldn't prevent him from snatching the half-peeled one away from him.
"Do you still want to be shameless?!"
"I do! I don't need yours! With such a thick face, do you want me to turn into a pervert?!"
"I think you are more than a two-skinned person? You are simply a three-skinned person!"
"You are such a shameless person!"
"You five skins!" Du Xiaoyu refused to be outdone...
Cheng Yu was stunned for a moment. Damn, why do you think I'm quarreling with my Alzheimer's grandfather?
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you. I admit that you are better at math than me, right?!" Cheng Yu depressedly picked up a skewer and stuffed it into his mouth fiercely.
Du Xiaoyu was enjoying herself while eating. Although it was only a small victory, for some reason, she always felt happy with her life!
However, it seems that this lobster meal was not paid for by Cheng Yu.
Du Xiaoyu suddenly turned around, glared at Cheng Yu, and said, "This meal is not counted as your treat for me! You can treat me to another meal next time!"
"Damn it! Who is the iron rooster between us?!" Cheng Yu, who could tolerate it and who couldn't, started to fight!
