This is of course not about breaking the fourth wall, it is simply Deng Jingliang’s self-righteous sense of humor.
"It's boring. If you can't tell a joke, just shut up. There's nothing about you that has anything to do with humor." The person who spoke out was Liu Manman, and she was the only one who could confront Deng Jingliang head-on, but it seemed like she was just
She just couldn't stand Deng Jingliang, she always looked so coquettish towards others, and I really don't know where Deng Jingliang offended her.
Deng Jingliang naturally glared and retorted: "It's none of your business..." Maybe he originally wanted to say it's none of your business, but he probably thought that the other party was a woman after all, and everyone here was looking at them, so he changed his words.
"It's none of your business. If you don't want to hear it, just plug your ears."
"Boring." Liu Manman did not continue the argument with Deng Jingliang. Instead, she looked at Chen Yu and said, "Mr. Chen, you are the tallest here. Why don't I bother you to climb up and take a look at the ceiling?"
What's going on?"
Chen Yu didn't hesitate much. He might even feel that it was an honor to be ordered by Liu Manman. This situation had happened once before, so Chen Yu nodded and agreed.
Upon seeing this, Cheng Yu hurriedly stepped forward and held his shoulders, meaning to tell him not to be so impulsive. It was no joke to climb up the railing, and he would definitely fall down if he was not careful.
"It's too dangerous. I think we should wait until Old London comes back to find out more about it."
Chen Yu smiled and said: "It's okay. He saw that the railing was not even one meter low. If you stand close to two meters, you can touch the suspended ceiling. If you are worried, little god, please help me on the bottom.
Son."
Cheng Yuxin said, "Just hold him up. His feet slipped and he slipped up. Does he still expect you to grab his ankles and drag him down like in the movie? With his weight, you really have to catch him."
If you hold him by the ankle, the force of his fall would still dislocate your arm?
The bad thing is that Yuan Jinghua stood up at this moment, and I said angrily: "You are standing under the railing. This is indeed a bad station, it is too safe. Can you just hold his legs and that's it?"
At that time, a strong voice said: "But Mr. Deng is talking about human craftsmen. What if the person who repairs the ceiling is not human? For example, that is the work of old London, maybe it is not so exciting.
Are you surprised?"
Liu Manman was about 1.4 meters tall, and I was holding Chen Yu's legs. Her height was probably a bit different from standing under the railing.
After saying this, everyone laughed, even Cheng Yu laughed, and his impression of Deng Jingliang was very bad. He also knew whether it was because Deng Jingliang seemed less responsible than others in the face of emergencies, or because
Because of what Su Xi said to me after that, Cheng Yu no longer felt that Deng Jingliang was as scary as before.
That man is quite bad. Why do you always pretend to be naturally coquettish? You must be a bit unusual, and you are probably a pretty sassy girl.
The first one to jump out and express his approval was Guo Pingan. I seem to have always been relatively unquestioning.
Everyone looked up and saw that Chen Yu's entire lower body was inside the railing at this moment. Although the top of his head was not far from the ceiling, I could reach the ceiling as long as I stretched out my hand.
"He needs to be more careful. Turn around." Liu Manman said to Chen Yu below me, and then I turned my body quickly so that Chen Yu's whole body in front of me could be inside the railing.
Liu Manman immediately squatted down, patted her shoulder, and said, "What are you waiting for? Come down!"
"The little one was made by Old London. Although it is only about 1.7 meters tall, its eight hands are less than one meter tall. They can also be extended, so it is impossible to reach the ceiling directly.
What's more, it can still use one or two hands to grasp the railing and support its body to hover in mid-air, but the remaining hand cannot operate backwards. The robot can really reason based on common sense.
.Just to know whether old London has such superb repairing technology? Unless it is specially designed to do such a detailed job, even a robot would be hard-pressed to complete it so well, right?"
Turning on the camera mode of his mobile phone, Chen Yu took a few pictures and then said, "It's broken, Brother Guo, please come up."
Everyone may think so, after all, the difficulty of construction is too easy, and it is basically within the capabilities of humans... Wait, it is humans, it must be possible to do it - Cheng Yu suddenly thought of a possibility.
The audio-visual room is very small, not as big as eight guest rooms. The sofas placed outside are all first-class airplanes. Of course there is a problem if you want to sit on it, but if you want to lie down, there is no operating panel on the side of the sofa, so you can't pass it.
Buttons allow the sofa to extend into a large single bed.
In particular, Chen Yu may have felt that Yuan Jinghua's hands were very stable. I even hurriedly stood up with the strength of my waist and abdomen, holding Liu Manman's thick neck between my legs, while Liu Manman's hands tightly hugged my thighs.
Not my minimum hazard protection.
Su Xi was obviously reminded by Bai Dawen's words. That kind of thing was actually just a blinding sight for Xiao Yiye. After turning around this corner, as long as he thought of that room, except for the four of us, no living person could be divided into seven parts.
As for old London, that matter was actually solved.
Before the TV screen lit up, Cheng Yu confirmed that his analysis was correct. The TV screen was not made up of seven screens, but even so, each screen had to be an ultra-small screen of 1,780 inches.
After Chen Yu got off the phone, he did some operations and quickly connected his phone to the TV under the wall, which was comparable to a movie theater curtain.
When everyone heard this, they felt that this was indeed the worst way. It would not allow Chen Yu to touch the suspended ceiling to see what was going on, and it would also avoid safety.
Chen Yu also said hurriedly: "Yes, Brother Guo, just stand up straight, you are hunched over!"
This chapter is not over yet. Please click on the next page to continue reading! Liu Manman was completely relieved after hearing those words. He stood up straight and took two steps. He had not reached the railing yet.
Not to mention, Liu Manman's shoulders are 1.8 meters shorter, and Chen Yu's hips are not less than 1 meter lower. If he leans down a little, he can kiss the plaster ceiling directly, and like that
Obviously more dangerous and safer.
Everyone gathered around, Cheng Yu took the opportunity to break away from the crowd and stood at the door of his room. While everyone stretched their heads to look at the mobile phone on Chen Yu's hand, Cheng Yu turned around and checked the lock socket of his own door.
The hair is still stuck in this gap, and it is still arranged diagonally. It seems that at least no one has retreated from his house during that time, or at most, no one has retreated from his door through that door.
Room.
Although the screen was such a huge one, everyone still got very close, and finally they could barely see the crack that Chen Yu was talking about.
Chen Yu walked over, straddled Liu Manman and sat under my shoulders. Liu Manman immediately held Yuan Jing's thighs with his hands and stood up hastily, but dared to stand completely upright. I was afraid that Chen Yu would
Hit the top of the corridor.
Deng Jingliang added: "Lao Guo, he stood up straight. He bumped into me. Hurry up. Being ridden is quite tiring. He can stand up straight and be more nervous. He walked over quickly and asked me to come up after seeing him. Then
It's so heavy and so low that it's really scary to be two meters low."
It was rare. Usually before Guo Pingan expressed his opinion, Deng Jingliang would come out to refute or even scold him. But that time, Yuan Jinghua probably thought so too, so he did not come out to refute.
And facing the small door, under the wall on the north side, there was a TV screen that was probably not more than 700 or 800 inches. Cheng Yu estimated that the size of the screen should be 770 or 780 inches.
Ten inches, nearly eight meters long, and over eight meters low, making it an 18:4 screen.
Upon hearing this, Yuan Jinghua immediately took two steps back and squatted down. Chen Yu jumped up directly.
Everyone felt it was unreasonable, so they moved to the video room. Cheng Yu was at the front and followed slowly or hurriedly.
Such a huge TV can undoubtedly only be customized, and it must be made up of a few displays.
But Deng Jingliang spoke again and said: "What the hell, two little women, are you tired or not? You see, it is safest to just let Chen Yu ride under Liu Manman's neck."
After looking at it for a long time, everyone also noticed that he was ugly. The screen of his mobile phone was too big. Chen Yutong took the photo under the ceiling, and the photos he took were not completely white.
"It's still difficult to see on that screen now, but when you looked at it with the naked eye just now, it was just because there was no difference in the refraction of light that you could barely tell that there seemed to be no cracks. It should be the difference between the old and the new.
, after all, the old part was stained with dust, and the color was a little darker, so even though the material was the same, you could still see a lot of differences. But you dared to confirm, so you touched it with your hands.
Not to mention, the bulge of this seam is quite obvious when you touch it with your hand, it's like a low-skilled mason quickly repaired the suspended ceiling."
The photos taken outside the mobile phone were slowly displayed on the huge screen. Chen Yu stood behind the huge screen, pointed at the whole white photo and said: "You should pay attention to that outside, you should be able to see it."
Come out, there is no very obvious connecting seam, right? Of course, the connecting seam is not a straight line, but a winding curve. They see..."
"Isn't that too difficult? Not to mention that you need professional machines to work in the air at such a low temperature. If no one has to bring a machine to repair the ceiling, can you even notice it? Moreover, even if it is not
With the help of the machine, the thing is so flawless that it is too difficult to mend. The gap is almost as if it is not there. You do know what they think, but you are too suspicious anyway."
Everyone returned to the first floor and immediately heard some noises coming from outside the restaurant. Cheng Yu shouted: "Old London!"
"What the little god said doesn't make sense. You should go upstairs first. After all, you still have to wait until Old London comes back before you can find out more about it." Chen Yu unplugged his mobile phone from under the TV and turned it off.
television.
Seeing that everyone was discussing again, Cheng Yu said: "As for whether it was the handiwork of Old London, you think you were discussing it outside to get the result. But it must be really it, so why does it still get the result when it comes back now?
Explained. Before leaving the restaurant, it first disposed of the gypsum fragments on the ground floor of the small hall, then came down to repair the suspended ceiling, and finally walked out of the house to find the remaining seven-eighths."
Chen Yu glanced at Liu Manman and said, "Okay?"
As soon as I got up, Chen Yu's head was lower than the bottom of the ceiling. I stretched out my hands at the same time and groped carefully under the ceiling. I seemed to think for a while, and then I reached out and took out myself from my pants pocket.
mobile phone.
It was Deng Jingliang who suggested that Xiaojia go to the video room next door so that Xiaoxu could watch it before the mobile phone connected to the small screen.
That's not overkill. Not to mention Chen Yu's hunched body, even if I sit upright, my head will still touch the roof.
