Du Xiaoyu was a little tired. The problem Cheng Yu mentioned was not serious.
If it's a small house and doesn't require servants or anything, then it's quite easy to manage.
The worst case scenario is to make a floor mat in another room, roll the rolls and stuff them in the cabinet every morning after getting up. When Wei Lan and Ning Kezhu came, they couldn't open the cabinet and check them just because they had nothing to do.
But with a servant, this trick is not always easy to use. After all, the servant has to come in every day to help clean up, so it is easy to be discovered. Why is there always a set of used dirty bedrolls in the cabinet?
After thinking for a long time, Du Xiaoyu said: "If it doesn't work out, I can only sleep in a room and make a bed on the floor every day..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Cheng Yu, who said: "First of all, why should I lay on the floor every day? No matter what, I am also a very normal man, and a woman wears pajamas and sleeps in the same room as me every day.
, how much trust do you have in me, do you think I can control it? Secondly, if you lay the bed on the floor, is it difficult to get up and pack the bed rolls every morning? What is the difference between this and me directly laying the bed on the floor in the study? When the servant sees the bed bed, can we
Explain to them that we both like the feeling of camping?"
Well……
This does seem a bit unreliable, especially the first half of Cheng Yu's sentence. It is indeed too unsafe for Cheng Yu to have a battle between heaven and man before going to bed every day.
"Then what do you think we should do? Tell my dad that we can't live in this house, why don't we still live in the house you rent?"
"I know what to do, why are you talking nonsense? If not, I can only not hire a servant, and you can take care of the housework."
Du Xiaoyu pointed at herself with a sneer and said, "Thank you for really looking down on me. I have never done housework since I was born. But you have been in the United States for so many years, so it shouldn't be a problem to be self-reliant, right?"
Cheng Yu rolled his eyes and said: "It won't work this way or that way, what else can I say? Why don't we just consummate the marriage now? Anyway, the driver's license is issued and I won't suffer any loss. When it's time to divorce, we will still get divorced.
, what do you think?"
"What a beautiful idea you have! You're so shameless!" Du Xiaoyu raised her long legs and kicked her over.
Cheng Yu jumped to the side to avoid it, and this scene happened to be seen by Wei Lan who was walking over.
"Why are these two kids starting to fight? I just got the certificate today, what are you two doing?"
Du Xiaoyu and Cheng Yu looked at each other and said awkwardly: "It's okay, we were just joking."
"There was no quarrel, right?" Wei Lan was a little worried.
Cheng Yu hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, why are you arguing? Auntie, you don't know, this is our daily life. We often have fun."
"You can't do anything when you're joking, Xiaoyu, let me tell you, if Xiaoyu dares to bully you, just tell me and I will help you deal with her."
"Mom! How can you help outsiders take care of your own daughter?" Du Xiaoyu walked to Wei Lan coquettishly and held her arm.
"Xiao Yu is my son-in-law from now on, why are he still an outsider? You two are equal in my eyes now, and I am helping the right side. No matter what, I saw you hit Xiao Yu.
Xiaoyu also helped you explain. Let me tell you, daughter, you can’t do this..."
Du Xiaoyu was completely speechless. She could only wink at Cheng Yu, asking him to help change the subject. But how could Cheng Yu help her? She turned around and left the house, and started doing radio gymnastics in the yard.
Soon all the people who brought things arrived, and Cheng Yu and Du Xiaoyu also helped move them in.
Also coming was an aunt who had worked at Du Xiaoyu's house for more than ten years. Wei Lan said that since they were just a couple here, there wouldn't be much going on for the time being, so they could just let Aunt Zhang help with the cooking.
.And both of them were busy during the day, so she was worried about a new person coming over.
Du Xiaoyu was even more confused. If he hired a new servant, trained her well, and paid her more, she might be able to hide it from her parents.
If Aunt Zhang, whom she had become familiar with at the Du family ten years ago, was asked to come over, it would definitely be a no-brainer. On the contrary, as long as there was any trouble between Cheng Yu and Du Xiaoyu, Aunt Zhang would definitely report everything to Wei Lan in detail.
Du Xiaoyu immediately became anxious.
But there was no way to explain the matter clearly, so Du Xiaoyu had to say: "Mom, you are used to Aunt Zhang's cooking. You asked Aunt Zhang to come to my place. It's so uncomfortable for you to stay at home every day. New
If the aunt who comes here can talk to you, it's okay. If we can't chat, you'll be so lonely. Don't let Aunt Zhang come over. Cheng Yu and I can invite someone ourselves, so it won't delay things."
Wei Lan flatly refused: "No, there is no discussion. My uncle can only let Aunt Zhang take care of him. If I find someone else, I'm worried that they can't serve my uncle well. Don't be stubborn with me, Aunt Zhang will stay here.
I've already made an agreement with your Aunt Zhang. That's it."
After saying that, she went to do other things, while Cheng Yu and Du Xiaoyu continued to glare at each other.
"Cheng Yu, let me tell you, you can only tell my mother about this. Just say that you are used to being alone, not used to being served by others, and not used to having many strangers at home. So, we don't
Please hire a servant."
Cheng Yu rolled his eyes and said, "How about you clean up such a big house?"
Du Xiaoyu was silent again, and he didn't know why he kept talking again and again.
Suddenly, Cheng Yu had a plan in mind.
"Otherwise, I tell your parents that the decoration of this house looks awkward and I want to re-decorate it? Let's decorate it this way. It will take at least a year and there should be no problem."
Du Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and said, "After we finish it, when we leave, will you be responsible for helping me put the house back into its current condition?"
"Even from an aesthetic point of view, your house doesn't look like a girl's home, right? Unless you find someone with the same virtues as you, who can stand your cold decoration? See for yourself, this bedroom
, Good guy, you know this is the bedroom, but if you don’t know, when you open your eyes and see this room full of metal, you’d think you were living in a space capsule!”
Du Xiaoyu glared at Cheng Yu and said, "I'm happy, but do you care? I just like space capsules! And do you have some aesthetics? Is this a space capsule? This is punk style, this is the texture of the future,
This is science fiction..."
Cheng Yu suddenly thought of something again, and interrupted Du Xiaoyu's words with a wave of his hand.
"Ouch, you scared me, what are you doing?"
Cheng Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't yell. I seemed to have thought of something just now. Don't worry. Don't say anything. You scared me back all of a sudden. Let me think about it, what did I think of just now?"
Du Xiaoyu curled her lips, but did not contradict Cheng Yu again, but waited for Cheng Yu to seize the idea that had just struck him.
After all, they really have to live here under the same roof in the coming days. If they can't solve the sleeping problem, will they really sleep together?
In fact, Du Xiaoyu was ready to have something happen with Cheng Yu twice, but Cheng Yu's attitude of leaving without any regret also hurt Du Xiaoyu's heart.
Therefore, under the current circumstances, Du Xiaoyu will never allow Cheng Yu to get his hands on him. This bedroom problem really needs to be solved immediately.
Cheng Yu walked around the room with a frown on his face, walking here and there. After thinking for a long time, he finally remembered what he had just had a flash of inspiration.
A smile appeared on his face.
Du Xiaoyu quickly asked: "Have you thought of it?"
Cheng Yu nodded and said, "Didn't we talk about the space capsule just now? An idea suddenly occurred to me."
"Say it quickly!"
"You are not allowed to touch the decoration, but you should have no objection to adding something, such as something that is easy to dismantle and can restore your house to its original state at any time, right?"
Du Xiaoyu nodded blankly and said, "What do you want to add?"
"Space capsule!"
"Ah?" Du Xiaoyu was confused.
Cheng Yu excitedly pointed to the end of the room near the bathroom and said, "Look, you have made a tatami here. It is intended to be used to lie down, read books and watch TV, or to process documents brought back from the company.
Bar?"
Du Xiaoyu nodded and said, "Absolutely."
"Anyway, you have such a strong sense of technology here, but this tatami seems a bit nondescript, so why not just change it into a space capsule."
"Ah? Ah?" Du Xiaoyu obviously still didn't understand.
"Look, the location of this tatami is actually quite good for me to use as a floor mat. But after all, we are alone and it is obviously not good for us to be directly exposed in the same space to avoid misfire. So, here we changed it to
A space capsule adds a sense of technology, and your family won’t doubt it. But with this space capsule, we can use our brains."
Du Xiaoyu suddenly understood, his eyes lit up, and he said: "I understand, you have to set up mechanisms in the space capsule. When you put it away at ordinary times, it looks like a place for reading, drinking tea, and playing on the computer. But when you put it down at night, then
It’s just a small cabin-shaped bedroom.”
Cheng Yu snapped his fingers and said: "Yes, set it directly to mobile phone control, one-button remote control. When you get up in the morning, press it to put the bed back. When you come back at night, press it again to put the bed down. We only need a little
Be careful, just stay away from your Aunt Zhang when changing the sheets and quilt covers."
"But isn't this just trying to hide the truth? Anyway, if you sleep inside, you can come out at any time, so what's the use?"
Cheng Yu shook his head and said, "I've thought about this too. The space capsule has two doors. One is the door we normally enter, and the other leads directly to the bathroom. So we only need to open another door in the bathroom.
.”
"Then you can't come out of the bathroom door?"
"Hey! Can you wait until I finish what I'm saying? I came up with this idea. Why don't you trust me? If I have any thoughts about you, why don't you just sleep with me?"
Du Xiaoyu curled her lips and said, "Okay, you say."
Cheng Yu continued energetically: "No matter whether it is in a room or a space capsule, the door leading to the bathroom can be locked from our respective spaces. In this way, I can live in the space capsule at night, or you can live in it. In the end,
Fortunately, we were alone for a month, and no one could fault it. Then, after I went to the bathroom, I clicked and locked the door from the space capsule. Even if you entered the bathroom, you couldn't enter the space capsule through my door.
.And vice versa.”
Du Xiaoyu imagined it for a moment and said, "This is a solution. However, Aunt Zhang or my mother will definitely find it weird when they see two doors in the bedroom leading to the bathroom."
"The only thing is to make the decoration more exquisite, and find a way to hide the fact that there is a door to the bathroom in the space capsule. This can be completed in three to five days, and it will not be discovered."
Du Xiaoyu nodded and said: "But the space capsule..."
"Let's find someone to customize it. I still don't believe that I can't do this with money. I'm willing to give it a million for a space capsule. You pay for it!" Cheng Yu said.