In fact, the only trivial things I could talk to Du Xiaoyu about were that the attitudes of parents now seemed to be divided into two camps.
Mainly Cheng Yu was saying that Du Xiaoyu's understanding of the matter between men and women was too superficial. She basically talked about some dirty jokes between best friends that did not involve specific behaviors. She did not know the real in-depth things.
Understand. Therefore, she naturally cannot truly understand some of the gestures shown by the four parents.
Cheng Yu actually didn't want to talk about these things. Even if these things were discussed at an academic level, they would still make people blush.
At least Lao Tun was so old, and he presumably had a lot of women, so he was too embarrassed to listen closely. Du Xiaoyu felt even more uneasy listening to Cheng Yu's talk.
But there is no other way. Some things must be explained clearly to Du Xiaoyu. Who made such a big mistake happen today?
The key is that the superficial effect this oolong can have is the result that Cheng Yu and Du Xiaoyu want to see.
Cheng Yu could only act as a love mentor, telling Du Xiaoyu some details hidden beneath the surface.
Du Xiaoyu interrupted a few times, but all in all, it was just one sentence.
"Do you know much about the love between men and women? It seems that in the past few years in the United States, you have really brought glory to the country. I don't know how many underage foreign girls you have ruined..."
Cheng Yu had a bit of a headache about this. Sometimes being "experienced" doesn't necessarily mean doing it for real. Chats between men are often much more in-depth than between girls.
Generally speaking, women have to wait until they have rich practical experience and their husband's public support is not popular among the people, before they gradually become more active in discussing such topics.
Of course, there are some weirdos who dare to talk about anything, but have almost zero practical experience. What I am talking about here is the state of most people.
But men are different. Even if they are young, they talk about details as if they have experienced hundreds of battles. For men, this is equivalent to a knowledge reserve. Cheng Yu here may not have much accumulation of knowledge.
.
Of course, what Cheng Yu talked about with Du Xiaoyu in Tuna would never be the in-depth and detailed topics he had talked about with his classmates before, but about some potential changes between men and women after that incident, and
Cause some changes in the attitudes of the people around you.
But even so, it's still quite embarrassing.
Faced with Du Xiaoyu's repeated interruptions, whether out of jealousy or anger, accusing Cheng Yu of "bringing honor to the country", Cheng Yu initially wanted to ignore it.
But after too many times, he felt it was necessary to explain.
He can't afford this.
Cheng Yu said: "Yes, I did have sex with girls in the United States, but it was definitely not what you said.
First of all, the other party is an adult, and secondly, there is only one in number.
When I was a boy, I lived in a country that was extremely open in this regard. Parents would make way for it if they didn't have enough money. After a date, the woman didn't refuse you to send her home, but if you didn't go to bed with her, it would be considered impolite.
In your twenties, you may develop psychological deformities and even feel low self-esteem.
So, don’t tell me anything about bringing glory to the country, it’s just a boy’s passion.”
"Tsk, tsk, it sounds like you were quite aggrieved. I really don't know how much enjoyment I had at that time." Du Xiaoyu's face was full of disdain.
Cheng Yu sighed. He found that talking to a woman about this kind of thing was simply humiliating himself.
But he had to talk about it. After all, the attitudes of Cheng Guangnian and Du Changfeng today were a bit abnormal. Maybe they were simply questioning, or maybe they had already seen something wrong. After all, Du Xiaoyu was really a humble person.
For those who have never had any experience with men, no matter how bragging they are, their outward appearance will still reveal a lot of information.
Therefore, if Cheng Yu is determined to train him into a theoretical master, he should at least hide it from the two old foxes Cheng Guangnian and Du Changfeng, right?
"Normally, this kind of thing is enjoyed by both men and women. To say I'm aggrieved, it's your current attitude that makes me a little aggrieved."
Du Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and said, "Then don't talk about boyish cuteness. Why don't I have boyish cuteness?"
"Okay, okay, you keep yourselves clean, I am a despicable person, are you satisfied?" Cheng Yu was also forced to panic.
Lao Tun, who had never spoken and seemed to have been hiding in the operating room as if he didn't want to listen, now spoke.
Lao Tun opened the curtain of the operation room, stuck his head out, and said earnestly: "Xiaoyu, you and Cheng Yu were in different environments at that stage. Although you had also been abroad, you had already established a
He has a complete three views and is not easily influenced by Western culture in just a few years. Cheng Yu is different. After all, he has gone to the United States before he was fully developed. He has been educated by the open-mindedness of the United States throughout his development period. In this regard, he
It is indeed a little different from you."
Du Xiaoyu curled her lips again and said, "Anyway, you men can only help men speak."
Lao Tun remained silent and glanced at Cheng Yu, his eyes full of helplessness. Then he put down the curtain and retreated back into the operating room.
"This is not a crusade against me, but how to quickly grow your theory so that you can deal with two old foxes who have become suspicious. Of course, if you don't want to deal with their doubts, we don't have to continue these topics.
"
Du Xiaoyu thought for a while, became happy, and said: "Okay, okay, you go on, I want to see how rich your theory is. Have you done anything that combines theory with practice after returning to China?"
Cheng Yu also rolled her eyes helplessly and continued the previous topic, giving advice on how to deal with the pursuit from her mother and possibly her father.
There is no system in this thing. Cheng Yu just talked about whatever he thought of, and he didn't know which nerve he touched in Du Xiaoyu. She asked again: "By the way, that time your cousin Cheng Yi forced Jian Xinyue to seduce you, what did you do?
Did he eat it up and then sell the person, or did he really not do it?
With your rich theoretical knowledge and such a great opportunity, why haven’t you ever thought of connecting it with practice?
Jian Xinyue is pretty good, quite enchanting, it’s when a woman is most charming..."
Cheng Yu shook his head speechlessly and said: "Although there are a lot of crazy questions behind Jian Xinyue's incident, after all, she is just a poor person who is trying to compromise for the sake of her family. Even if you have any resentment towards me,
There is no need to insult her. You can look down on her or even scold her, but this kind of thing really shouldn't be done."
Seeing that Cheng Yu said it very formally, Du Xiaoyu nodded and said: "Okay, I admit, I made a mistake. Then let's talk about the other people. You don't go to the club many times, even though there are half a dozen people there.
Professional, but are you a man and you won’t get pregnant anyway, so you don’t light up a few lights of hope?”
Cheng Yu was speechless again. He really didn't want to answer any questions from Du Xiaoyu. There was something really wrong with this woman.
Lao Tun said something faintly through the curtain of the operating room: "Actually, she is just asking you, with such a rich theory, why don't you ask her to practice it with you."
Du Xiaoyu became anxious when he heard this. He slapped the table and said angrily: "Lao Tun, what nonsense are you talking about!"
Lao Tun chuckled, but said nothing more.
Cheng Yu actually said almost everything that needed to be said. He raised the sake glass in his hand and said, "Okay, I've said everything that needs to be said. It would be best if you could disguise it, but it's really not possible."
, it’s enough to be seen. Anyway, what Lao Cheng and your dad probably need is for us to maintain our formation. In essence, as long as we don’t get caught by the outside world, it’s fine.”
"What do you mean my dad just needs us to stay in formation? Just because your dad is like this, it doesn't mean my dad is like this too. Who has a daughter who doesn't want her to marry a good husband?"
Before Cheng Yu had time to speak, Lao Tun interrupted again: "What she means is that the formation must be maintained, but it may as well be used freely. The practice should be carried out without delay."
At this time, even Cheng Yu couldn't help it anymore and said, "Old Tun, you talk a bit too much."
Lao Tun smiled again.
Du Xiaoyu stood up and said: "Lao Tun, in order to punish you, I will give you this meal tonight."
After saying that, she picked up the bag at hand and turned to leave.
"Okay, I'll just do it, and I'll treat it as a favor for you to go on a business trip tomorrow." Lao Tun was not upset. Cheng Yu and Du Xiaoyu didn't know how much they gave him as gifts every year, and they never asked for discounts or discounts.
It's normal to give him one or two meals as a gift.
"Okay, I'm leaving. Go find Gao Yiming and let him introduce you to a few little sisters. You can also practice it down-to-earth. After all, your experience is all foreign experience and may be different from domestic ones.
.”
Cheng Yu was speechless and waved his hands feebly, not even bothering to explain.
Du Xiaoyu walked to the door and saw that there was no reply from Cheng Yu, so he turned around and walked back.
Leaning close to Cheng Yu's ear, Du Xiaoyu whispered: "You're not really planning to go find your little sister, are you?"
Cheng Yu was completely speechless and murmured: "Are you done yet?"
Du Xiaoyu laughed, moved closer, almost biting Cheng Yu's ear, exhaled like blue, and said in a low voice, but very fiercely: "I'm warning you, don't look for my little sister, or I'll slap you."
Cheng Yu simply wanted to plunge into the wine glass and drown himself, but out of the blue, Du Xiaoyu took advantage of Lao Tun to come out of the operating room and gently bit Cheng Yu's ear.
Cheng Yu almost shouted, but luckily he held it back. Du Xiaoyu burst out laughing when she saw his melancholy expression, and finally left Jiutun in a happy mood.
Hearing the wind chimes ringing outside, Lao Tun also knew that Du Xiaoyu had left, so he lifted the curtain from the operating room and walked out.
He took a new wine glass, poured himself a glass of wine, and stretched it out in front of Cheng Yu.
Cheng Yu also picked up the cup and clinked it with Lao Tun, who drank it all in one gulp.
Then, Lao Tun said: "With the situation you two are in, there is really no need to continue to work hard. You are just missing an inexperienced man-girl love affair. After you are done, you two will enter the true love period."
"What nonsense are you talking about! We are here to save the common people. We are the people's heroes."
"I don't know the true face of Mount Lu, I just live in this mountain. Haha." Lao Tun drifted away, along with all the plates and wine glasses and bottles on the counter. Obviously, Du Xiaoyu left, even if they ordered
Before he finished eating, Lao Tun had no intention of keeping Cheng Yu any longer.
Cheng Yu stood up depressedly and said, "Then I'll leave first."
"Let's go, let's go."
Cheng Yu left Jiutun and called Gao Yiming. The ringing sounded for a while before Gao Yiming answered.
"It was too noisy inside, so I came out to pick it up. What's the matter, Master? Is your bilateral meeting with Ms. Du Xiaoyu over?"
"Stop making trouble and come to the club with me."
"Okay! But I have two little sisters here, so I have to take them with me."
"Two? Can you bear it?" Cheng Yu sneered.
"You take care of me!" Gao Yiming refused to be outdone.
"Beast!" Cheng Yu cursed.
"No matter what you say, I won't give you one."
"Who is as hungry as you and wants everything?"
"You take care of me!"
…
When Cheng Yu saw Gao Yiming, he also understood why Gao Yiming was so persistent.
These are actually a pair of twins, with looks and figures that are both above 70%.
Cursing the beast secretly in his heart, the car called by Cheng Yu also arrived, and the four of them rushed to the Taohuayuan Club together.
The twins were first arranged to sing in the private room. For them, they could eat, drink, and sing. It didn't matter whether they had Gao Yiming, an uncle-like old man, accompanying them. Cheng Yu and Gao Yiming also had to sit at the bar upstairs.
Come down and chat.
"I heard that you really found Li Dali?" Gao Yiming asked impatiently as soon as he sat down.
Cheng Yu nodded.
Regarding Li Dali, everyone else only knew that Cheng Yu wanted to find Li Dali, but only Gao Yiming knew what Cheng Yu had done in order to find Li Dali.
Although he didn't know the specifics, he at least knew that Cheng Yu had asked Xiao Nie to hack into the telecommunications company on the island, more than once.
Therefore, Cheng Yu can tell others that he and Li Dali met accidentally at sea, but he cannot say the same with Gao Yiming.
In fact, the reason why the investigation team targeting Li Dali wanted to talk to Cheng Yu was because no one among them could believe that Cheng Yu had the intention to find Li Dali, so he traveled to Chile and the Falklands, and then encountered an accident while out at sea, and then unexpectedly
By chance, he met Li Dali, who had escaped from the Huo Bin Island.
Even Hollywood superhero blockbusters, which are accustomed to using all kinds of shameless coincidences to make up their stories, would not dare to write the plot in this way.
This coincidence is as if Cheng Yu is God's biological son.
Of course, they could only talk to each other privately and never say it in front of Cheng Yu.
Otherwise, Cheng Yu would most likely tell them in a grand and solemn manner that maybe he really was God's son.
After all, a person who originally only had less than a week left to live is now not only living well, but has also gained all kinds of incredible abilities.
Even the people in the investigation team didn't believe it, so it was even more impossible for Cheng Yu to make Gao Yiming believe the lies he told casually.
"The noise this time is too big, Master, you are really scaring me to death. Xiao Ni told me that something happened in Santiago, so I checked the news online. Good guy, the mayor of Santiago was assassinated by his deputy mayor.
And the deputy mayor turned out to be a beautiful woman. I even looked for photos for this purpose, and she was indeed pretty good-looking. This caused quite a shock in South America and even Europe. A few days after it was completed, it was officially announced
It was not the beautiful deputy mayor who did it, but the mayor who directed and performed it, because the mayor knew that he would inevitably lose in the next municipal election. The beautiful deputy mayor is a rising star in Chilean politics.
But the mayor is in jail, and the beautiful deputy mayor is still missing..."
Cheng Yu rolled his eyes and said: "Lao Gao, if you want to discuss that beautiful deputy mayor with me, I can tell you that her name is Cindy, and she has a really good figure and appearance. If I were replaced by you, you would probably
I have flirted with her more than once..."
"What?" Gao Yiming's eyes widened, "Have you slept with that beautiful deputy mayor?"
Cheng Yu rolled his eyes again, stretched out his hand and tapped Gao Yiming's temple: "You have some brains, okay? I've told you that if it were you, I would have done it long ago. But how could it be possible for me?"
"Oh, I made a mistake." Gao Yiming smiled sarcastically, "But no matter what, if you are in the same room with her, you can definitely sleep if you want, right?"
"Can you get this word sleep out of your mind?
I only had contact with her for a period of time, and she once tried to seduce me so that I could get on her boat like those other men.
I used to wonder how this kind of woman could become so successful in politics if she actually had no brains.
Now I understand, as long as men like you don't die, I shouldn't be too surprised if she becomes the Secretary-General of the United Nations one day."
In response, Gao Yiming just laughed, feeling proud instead of ashamed.
"Now that beauty...oh, Ms. Cindy, where is she?"
"Probably dead."
"Dead?" Gao Yiming looked very regretful, shook his head and said, "It's such a pity, deputy mayor..."
Cheng Yu said: "If it hadn't been for the accident, her future political trajectory would have been to win the next municipal election, and then become the Minister of the Interior or some other minister, which is roughly equivalent to the top position in our country. And then, she would run for the president of Chile.
.”
"I'll go! Then didn't you miss an opportunity to sleep with the president?" Gao Yiming exclaimed again.
Cheng Yu had the urge to pick up the wine glass at hand and spit all the wine in his face.
What is this grandson’s mind full of?
Seeing Cheng Yu's unkind expression, Gao Yiming quickly waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore. How did she die?"
"Then how would I know where to go? I just guessed that she was dead."
Gao Yiming frowned and said, "I heard from Xiao Ni that after you went to Falk Island, you were placed under house arrest in a place with no mobile phone signal or network?"
"It should be said that it is where Li Dali is imprisoned, oh, under house arrest. I was invited to negotiate."
"Negotiation?" Gao Yiming was puzzled. All he learned was from Xiao Ni. After Cheng Yu went to Ma Island, he was blinded.
"It's a long story. Anyway, I stayed on that small island for two days. There are armed forces on the island, and they successfully resisted attacks by the Falklands government forces. Afterwards, after some mediation, the Falklands government was able to
They reluctantly accepted the fact that they had armed forces on the island. However, the armed forces on the island actually belonged to the leaders of two groups. After Cindy's accident, some of the previous conflicts were intensified, leading to the conflict between the two sides.
They harbored evil intentions and eventually started a war."
Regarding this matter, even if Cheng Yu were beaten to death, he would not admit that he had killed those people. Killing people would be illegal anywhere.