Chapter 317 See the picture of the poor dagger [4k small chapter asks for a monthly ticket]
In front of the servant, Liang Du was clutching his chest and gasping for breath, as if he was panicking and trying to calm down.
Immediately afterwards, because Liang Du lived in the backyard, he only heard the front door opening, and then there was the faint sound of conversation, and then there was no other sound.
Liang Du seemed to come back to his senses, looked at the servant, and asked in fear:
"What's the matter with you coming to see me?"
The servant didn't hide anything and said directly:
"My master asked me to take my husband to a separate courtyard for temporary refuge, so that no one will disturb you."
"Avoid?" Liang Du was stunned, "Avoid what? Could it be that your master has some enemies coming to the door?"
The servant remained dull and showed no emotion. He continued to stand in the darkness, like a stone statue whose only mouth could move.
"Mr. Lang just heard that there is a nasty guest coming to the door. The master is afraid of disturbing your rest. I really feel sorry for you, so I asked me to pick you up and take you to another courtyard to rest."
"Someone is coming to cause trouble?" Liang Du frowned, "Do you need me to support you? Although I don't have any ability, multiple people can build up my reputation."
"My master said there is no need to disturb Mr. Lang, so..."
The servant's stone-like face finally had a different expression, as if he didn't expect Liang Du to be so heroic and courageous.
However, he did not change his mind.
"Mr. Lang, you'd better not embarrass me and go to a separate courtyard with me to rest. Otherwise, I won't be able to bear the blame from the master afterwards."
Liang Du did not embarrass the servant and followed him obediently. There was still some curiosity on his face, as if he was worried about the evildoers who broke into the house.
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The old man is evil in the front yard.
The old man's face was gloomy at the moment, looking at the man opposite him with an expression full of displeasure.
If Liang Du were here, I'm afraid he would be a little surprised.
Because the visitor was actually wearing a Taoist robe at this moment. If you look closely, you can see that this robe is very similar to the Taoist robe that Fang Xiu wore.
"What are you here for?"
"The long night is long, and there are delicious food. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I came to keep you company?"
"That's unreasonable!"
When the old man heard this, his face turned red with anger.
"How can there be such a shameless trick like you in this world?!"
After hearing these words, this Taoist-looking creature still had a smile on his face, showing no embarrassment at all.
"Okay, don't I know what you are planning, you old trickster? There hasn't been a new trickster in Fengdu for a long time.
The city lord clearly ordered us not to kill each other. Back then, the city lord didn't show mercy at all, so we acted honestly.
But now, I have to say that you, Laogui, are lucky, brave and careful, and you actually discovered the foreign trick. It is really amazing.
However, who told me to be there at that time? You were so complacent, Laogui, that you didn’t even notice that I was there.
Now, it would be meaningless for us to argue, otherwise, do you believe that as long as I yell, you won't get anything?"
Hearing this, Lao Wei's expression became more and more gloomy, but he knew in his heart that what the Taoist priest said was absolutely right. If the stalemate continued like this, he would be the one to suffer.
I just blame myself for being so excited that I forgot to check my surroundings, and I was careless!
Seeing the changes in Old Gui's expression, Taoist Guiwu was not anxious at all. Anyway, the food was already on the table, and he had to take a seat and take a bite.
The worst case scenario is that the table is overturned and no one wants to please.
Sure enough, although Lao Wei looked ugly, he finally nodded, and then let the Taoist priest follow behind him and went to another courtyard.
"Listen to my instructions later and don't make any arbitrary decisions."
"Okay, I'll listen to you."
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At this moment, the Taoist priest followed the old man to the other courtyard. When the Taoist priest saw Liang Du, his eyes couldn't help but light up.
Liang Du seemed a little strange at this moment, looking at the old man's strange things, and then walked aside and asked carefully.
"Old man, didn't your servant say that a bad visitor came to your door? This is..."
The old man's expression did not change at all, "Yes, but this is my good friend, here to help me deal with my enemies."
"Oh, that's it."
Liang Du seemed to believe what the old man said. At this time, the Taoist priest looked at Liang Du and smiled brightly.
"What do you call Mr. Lang?"
It seemed that the previous knock on the door had frightened Liang Du, so he was still brooding about it at the moment and responded with a cold face: "Young man Liang Du."
The Taoist priest looked at Liang Du's unhappy expression, but he didn't take it seriously. He still smiled and said, "It turns out that Mr. Liang Du is in front of you."
When Liang Du saw the Taoist priest greeting him with a smile, he was too embarrassed to face him coldly anymore. At this moment, Zaiwu greeted him and sat down. Then, he felt that the Taoist priest might really be a friend of the old man.
Because the Taoist priest didn't see the strange thing at all, he rushed over to help with a sigh, but he was still hungry now.
The old man had no choice but to prepare wine and food in the room, and then the dull servants of the old man's house quickly served the food again.
At this moment, the old man took out a small wine jar, opened the lid, and the mellow aroma of wine suddenly filled the room.
The old man poured the wine for the two of them one by one, and opened his mouth to adjust the atmosphere: "I am not boasting, but my wine..."
"Don't worry about me, I'm not angry, so there's no need to be so polite."
Liang Du spoke, and the old man couldn't help but sigh in his heart. He was still a baby bird after all, and he was embarrassed for disturbing his rest.
I was so diligent just because I wanted to get Liang Du drunk and then discuss with the Taoist priest how to deal with Liang Du.
At this time, who would have thought that the Taoist priest suddenly said, "You stingy guy, the Taoist is not a distinguished guest, so you can't fool me with such bad wine, right?"
After saying that, the Taoist priest took off a gourd from his waist and took a sip of wine, which was very refreshing.
When Liang Du saw this, he couldn't help but frown. The old man quickly interrupted to prevent another conflict between the two.
"Okay, okay," the old man said, looking at the Taoist priest shaking the gourd proudly, begging for mercy, "Yours is the best wine, okay?"
When Liang Du heard this, he knew that the old man was being generous, but he had to say that the wine in the hands of the Taoist priest was indeed more fragrant than the wine the old man entertained.
When the Taoist priest Wu Wu heard the old man admitting defeat, he burst into laughter, then raised his hand and poured a glass for Liang Du.
When the old man saw this, his expression changed and he wanted to stop him. Unexpectedly, Liang Du sneered.
"Originally, because of my husband's hospitality, I couldn't say anything. But you, a Taoist priest, are so rude. I have to teach you a lesson today."
As he said this, Liang Du actually took out a wine gourd.
The old man's strange thing looks familiar. Isn't it the style of his own wine gourd?
But the old man then shook his head. Liang Du was always under his surveillance, how could he possibly get his wine gourd.
Come to think of it, this is just a coincidence.
Liang Du seemed to have not seen the old man's strange expression at all, and poured the wine that the Taoist priest poured for him directly on the ground.
The Taoist priest was not angry either. He was also a little curious and didn't know what Liang Du was trying to do.
However, I saw that the glass of wine Liang Du poured out was turbid and yellow, and there was no aroma of wine at all.
What kind of good wine is this!?
The Taoist priest and the old man were stunned at the same time. Could this new baby bird be a fool?
Taoist Guiwu thought he could see some fine wine, but he turned out to be a country bumpkin who was boastful and ignorant.
"Don't believe that my wine is the best wine?"
The Taoist's contempt was openly displayed on his face, so Liang Du seemed to be aroused by him, so he picked up the wine glass and stuffed it into the Taoist's face.
"Then you try it yourself before you speak."
Taoist Weiwu was startled by this sudden movement, and under conditioned reflex, he raised his hand and slapped him, and it landed on Liang Du's hand as he passed the wine glass.
Liang Du's hand was slapped by the Taoist priest's trick and he tilted his hand. The wine instantly spilled out and splashed all over his face.
The atmosphere immediately became awkward and weird. Liang Du, the instigator, was embarrassed at first, and then Shi Shiran sat back down. The old god was there.
"It's not my fault, it was all his own actions that led to this situation."
Seeing the Taoist's embarrassment, the old man stood motionless and silent, while the Taoist only raised the sleeves of his wide Taoist robe and lowered his head to wipe it.
After a while.
The old man smoothed things over and said in his usual kind tone:
"It's all a small accident. You don't need to worry about it. It's just drinking. It doesn't matter whether the wine is good or bad. As long as everyone is happy."
Liang Du seemed to be infected by the old man's generosity. He nodded repeatedly and turned around to apologize.
"I'm sorry...hiss!"
Before he finished speaking, Liang Du took a breath of air and couldn't say a word.
What kind of face is in front of me?!
I saw that the Taoist priest, who was considered handsome before, now had his lips turned outwards, the corners of his mouth were cleft to the base of his ears, and his nose was sunken to his forehead!
Extremely ugly.
It turned out that after the Taoist priest had spilled the wine, his facial features were distorted and displaced when he wiped it away.
At this moment, the Taoist priest seemed to be unaware of the strange thing, but his voice was a bit vicious.
"Really good wine."
Perhaps feeling the resentment of the Taoist priest, Liang Du immediately looked away, as if he was a little embarrassed.
In the dim room, there was suddenly an eerie calm in the place.
Until, the Taoist priest sneered
He finally saw the clue. He let out a soft sigh, raised his sleeve and sniffed it, and then looked mockingly.
"Forget the River Water? That's it."
It turned out that this wine was made by Liang Du, who unknowingly used the wine gourd of the old man's house to fill the water from the moat of Fengdu.
Taoist Jiwu was splashed in the face by the Forgotten River water, and his skin was immediately corroded. At this time, he was extremely calm, and he didn't even notice anything. He waved his hand and asked the servant of the old man's house to hand over a bronze mirror.
The old man did not speak at this time, as if he did not care at all about the Taoist priest's transgression.
The Taoist priest looked at the mirror several times, then sighed several times, just like a beautiful girl who saw that she had put on makeup.
After the Taoist priest sighed, he finally reached out and rubbed his face carefully. Unfortunately, the effect of the Wangchuan water was too strong. He tried for a long time, but in the end he could only restore a third of his human appearance.
Finally, the Taoist old ghost put down the mirror and sighed quietly.
"You young man is so ignorant. I spent a lot of money to have this face painted by a big trickster, but now you have ruined my good face."
Seeing that the atmosphere was about to turn bad, the old man and the monster hurriedly came out to smooth things over.
"It's okay, it's okay." The old man told Liang Du to take the gourd back, and said to the Taoist priest in a relaxed tone, "Why are you so fierce? It's just a face. I'll invite the big messenger next time."
Wouldn’t it be fine if I reshaped it again?”
The old man comforted Liang Du that it was not a big deal, and winked hard, asking the Taoist priest to endure it first.
However, the Taoist priest obviously lost his patience.
"That won't work."
The Taoist priest turned around and said with a gloomy smile: "It's just a matter of greed, why bother with so many twists and turns, old man, the nights are long and the dreams are many, let's not forget what we want to do."
As he said that, the Taoist priest suddenly turned his head and turned his strange human-like face towards Liang Du, full of ferocity.
Liang Du didn't seem to understand what was going on. He turned around and saw the old man's kind face, which was already full of gloom.
As if Liang Du finally understood what was going on, he immediately let out a scream and quickly backed away to leave.
However, with the old man's servant watching, where could he go? He could only huddle by the wall, looking at the old man and the Taoist man warily.
"Don't be afraid, Mr. Lang. Didn't your elders tell you that you should be careful when you come out?"
The strange old man had a smile on his face again, but at this moment, it looked terrifying and weird in a different way.
"I just want to taste how tender your meat is."
"Try it? Old Cui, please stop talking about this nonsense. Since we want to share food to increase our longevity, why do we have to be so mother-in-law?"
The Taoist priest sneered, and then he picked up the wine glass and walked to Liang Du with a look of intoxication on his face.
"You little guy without a mark, how dare you show off like this? Aren't you looking for death? This is Fengdu, do you really think there's something really weird about it!?"
"Oh, what are you saying? Don't scare the young man. It would be a waste for other people to meet him. This is all fate."
The old man and the Taoist priest sang in harmony, their eyes full of pride, but the old man pretended to sigh.
"You too, why don't you always listen to the old man's kindness? I originally wanted to give you more supplements, so that they would be more delicious and more effective. Let us increase the effectiveness of the medicine."
The old man obviously felt a pity. If not for this, how could he let Liang Du eat and drink well and waste so much energy.
However, who knew that this kid was arrogant and angered the Taoist priest, and the situation had completely turned into a dead end.
"Okay, stop mother-in-law and mother-in-law. Why are you talking so much? Let us enjoy this chick with tender skin and tender meat."
The Taoist trick is obviously a little impatient, and the old trick will naturally not refuse. After all, it has come to this point, and it has to take action.
"In this case, Xiaolangjun, the old man will only be offended!"
As soon as the old man Guiwu finished speaking, he and the Taoist priest Guiwu didn't need to take action themselves. The servants standing around him had already gathered around him.
The old man and the Taoist priest turned around and sat on the table. The old man Liang Du was already a turtle in a jar.
They even poured the wine from before, with happy expressions on their faces.
This is a good thing that increases your longevity and no one has ever investigated it.
I can only say that I am extremely lucky.
The Taoist priest glanced sinisterly at Liang Du, who seemed to be stunned in the corner, and opened his mouth to give orders to the servants.
"Be careful, don't break it. I'm going to use his heart and liver with wine. I don't know if he is worthy of this wine!"
As he spoke, Taoist Weiwu seemed to be a little bit offended by Liang Du's mockery of his own wine by using Wangchuan water.
The old man did not speak. He no longer had the smile on his face, only full of greed.
At this moment, two words suddenly came from the corner.