"Whatever's in there has nothing to do with him," Mrs. Davis said.
"Obviously you are waiting for someone, right?" Tony Stark opened the document and looked at it, "I made an appointment with you."
"Yes," said Mrs. Davis.
"Mrs. Davis, your son did not commit suicide." Tony Stark looked at the document again, closed it, and said to Mrs. Davis, "I assure you, he did not kill anyone. Someone took advantage of him.
he."
"What?" Mrs. Davis asked, stunned.
"Use him as a weapon," Tony Stark said.
"You're not the one who called me at all." Mrs. Davis finally realized.
"Actually, it's me." The scar-faced girl appeared. She slapped her National Security Agency ID card on the table, then pushed Tony Stark down on the table with her backhand and cuffed him with handcuffs.
"What are you doing? What's going on?" A tall, middle-aged police officer came over.
"Arrest the suspect." The scar-faced girl pushed Tony Stark aside and asked, "Are you the Sheriff?"
"Yes ma'am, who are you?" the middle-aged police officer asked.
"National Security Agency." The scar-faced girl flashed her ID in front of the middle-aged police officer, "Is it okay?"
"No, there is a problem." The middle-aged Sheriff smiled, "You'd better explain it in more detail."
"This is beyond your scope of authority." The scar-faced girl said.
"Why don't you call my boss to authorize me?" the middle-aged Sheriff said.
Mrs. Davis, who was sitting there, saw this and was keenly aware that there was something wrong with this so-called National Security Agency official, so she secretly threw the documents she brought under the table.
"You know what? I hope I can solve this problem in a smart way." The scar-faced girl didn't notice Mrs. Davis's little move. She walked up to the middle-aged Sheriff, looked at him and said, "Don't do it like this.
serious."
As she spoke, the scarred girl's hand suddenly turned red, as if there was lava flowing inside, burning the metal on the certificate red.
"Get this woman away." The middle-aged police officer had already seen that the scarred-faced woman was pretending, but before his companion could make any move, the scarred-faced woman suddenly thrust the hot document into his face, which immediately made him feel uncomfortable.
The sound of sizzling barbecue was accompanied by screams.
Then the scar-faced woman stretched out her hand and stabbed directly through the abdomen of the middle-aged Sheriff. It was as easy as piercing a layer of paper. After the fiery red hand penetrated the abdomen of the middle-aged Sheriff, she directly stabbed the waist of the companion behind him.
The pistol was snatched away.
Bang! Bang!
The scar-faced woman immediately knocked the two sheriffs present to pieces.
"Hey, hot girl, do you want to join the party? Come on, I'll accompany you!" Tony Stark ran out of the bar, not forgetting to attract the scarred girl away.
But just as he ran to the street, he saw a short-haired man getting out of the car. He was the same guy who used a helicopter to flatten his beachside villa.
Tony Stark in the video has never seen the man with the short-cut hair, but he also knows that this man must be an enemy, because the face of the short-haired man also has a fiery red color, as if lava is flowing under the skin, which is similar to the shot of the security guard.
She is exactly the same as Guan's scar-faced girl.
Tony Stark turned around and ran in the other direction.
The short-haired man took out his pistol, aimed at Tony Stark's back and fired. However, just before the gun fired, a snowball flew over and hit the short-haired man on the shoulder, causing the gun to miss.
It turned out that the little boy with the potato gun was sneaking up on the short-haired man, and then he hid behind the street lamp without being discovered.
Thanks to the help of the potato gun boy, Tony Stark successfully sneaked into a roadside store.
The girl with the scar face took off her coat and chased him into the store, where she fought with Tony Stark.
Tony Stark saw an opportunity and strangled Scarface Girl's neck with the handcuffs on both wrists, but Scarface Girl's neck turned red again and the handcuffs melted!
"It's this method again!" Steve Rogers frowned slightly, "Stark, even metal can melt, which means that her skin temperature is very high, but with such a high temperature, she should not put herself first
Melt it off?"
"I can't see what's going on now." Tony Stark stared at the video, "I didn't expect that the Ten Commandments Gang would have such an enhanced person-like guy in the future."
"At present, there are two people in Mandarin, and both of them have this method." Bruce Banner said solemnly, "So we have to assume that Mandarin has mastered the method of mass-producing this kind of enhanced people.
In addition to the two people in the video, the Ten Commandments Gang also has other enhanced people."
"What a headache." Tony Stark couldn't help rubbing his temples, "Why are there so many smart people? Can't we just be an ordinary terrorist organization? We have to be special."
"Tony, you have the nerve to say that it seems like you kicked off the 'Inhumans', right?" James Rhodes couldn't help complaining after hearing this, "Before you announce that you are Iron Man, the only thing I need to worry about is
The neighbor’s Snoopy puppy, please don’t eat the ham in my refrigerator. But after you appeared, God came, veterans of World War II were resurrected, and witches and magic that I thought were children’s bedtime stories also appeared...
"
"What does this have to do with me?" Tony Stark said, "If I am not Iron Man, will Odin not exile Thor? Will the captain not wake up?"
"It's really an era of chaos..." James Rhodes sighed.
In the video, it's not all a bad thing that the scar-faced girl suddenly became "hot". She successfully melted the handcuffs on Tony Stark's wrists, freeing Tony Stark's hands.
Tony Stark took a bucket of gasoline and poured it on the ground, then kicked the red-hot handcuffs that fell on the ground. With a whoosh, a raging fire suddenly broke out at the door, killing Tony Stark and Scar.
Face girls are separated from each other in two worlds.
The scar-faced girl looked at the sea of fire and actually walked right in!
Tony Stark also knew that the fire would definitely not burn the opponent, and he had already made other preparations. He put a string of metal into the microwave on the side and set it up.
"Even if you burn yourself to ashes, you're still not a hot girl." After that, Tony Stark stared at the fire at the door.
"That's all you have? Cheap tricks and silly wisecracks?" The scar-faced girl walked over from the sea of fire, jumping up and down.
As long as the person is not burned to death, and the little skirt on his body is not burned, it is outrageous.
"Baby, the trick I gave you doesn't have to be expensive." Tony Stark unplugged the hose of the gas tank that had been unscrewed a long time ago, turned around, ran to another room, and closed the door.
With a hissing sound, gas suddenly spurted out.
At this time, the metal that was put into the microwave oven began to emit electric sparks, and the next moment, there was a big explosion with a bang.
Tony Stark staggered out of the store, and the scarred-faced girl was lying on the wire in the air, apparently blown up by the previous gas explosion.
But the matter is not over yet. The enhanced person who can produce high temperature in the body is not only the scar-faced girl, but also the short-haired man.
I saw the short-haired man standing in front of the water tower, and a fiery red palm passed under the water tower. The water tower suddenly turned red and was about to melt.
The short-haired man pulled down with both hands, and the huge water tower collapsed, and a large amount of water poured out, as if there was a flood.
Tony Stark was lying on the ground, hugging an iron frame tightly to prevent himself from being swept away.
But this is not a real flood after all. The amount of water in the water tower is limited, and all the water will flow away after a while.
But Tony Stark's leg was pinned down by the iron frame.
Just when he was about to pull himself out from under the iron frame, the short-haired man appeared.
But he is not alone.
He also took a hostage.
The potato gun boy who secretly saved Tony Stark with a snowball.
"Kid, what do you want for Christmas?" The short-haired man came to Tony Stark and put one hand on the potato gun boy's chest, the hand was red.
"Mr. Stark, I'm so sorry." Potato Gun Boy apologized to Tony Stark for becoming a hostage.
"No, no, no, I think he wants to say, I want those damn documents!" said the short-haired man.
At this point, the space goes dark and the video ends.
"..." Tony Stark suddenly became a little irritable, "Why did it end at this time! Is the little boy okay?"
"You are pinned down by something, and you have no armor. The opponent is an enhanced person and there are hostages. The situation is not very optimistic." Steve Rogers said.
"Captain, thank you for your analysis." Tony Stark said angrily, can't I see this? At this time, couldn't you say something like a lucky man has his own destiny?
"Stark, don't worry too much, you will be fine." Bruce Banner spoke at this time, finally saying something Tony Stark liked to hear.
"Although I don't know much about the armor, the armor in the video is obviously not as advanced as the armor during the battle with Thanos." Steve Rogers' next words were very useful to Tony Stark, "
In other words, the Mandarin attack occurred before Thanos arrived. Since Stark survived until Thanos arrived, he would not have died when Mandarin attacked. Therefore, although the situation in the video looks very dangerous,
It’s destined to be a near miss.”
"Yes, yes, there must be a near miss. Such a cute and smart child deserves to live more than me." Tony Stark said quickly, "Even if I survived, the little boy must also survive."
"In that dangerous situation, what he said to you was actually an apology." James Rhodes sighed, "Tony, if you were half as sensible as that kid, you wouldn't have given me and Pepper such a headache."
"Am I giving you a headache?" Tony Stark was surprised when he heard this, "Why didn't I know about this?"
"E on!" James Rhodes rolled his eyes when he heard this, "Don't you know how messy you are? Do you know how many times I wiped your butt secretly?"
"How about you make a list for me?"
"Fuck, Tony." James Rhodes pointed his middle finger at him.
[The fourth question begins, please be prepared.]
[Excuse me, among the following people, who has seen the Hulk’s bare butt? 】
【A Thor】
[BIron Man Tony Stark]
[C Captain America Steve Rogers]
[D Black Widow Natasha Romanoff]
[If you answer this question correctly, you will be rewarded with ten years of life. If you answer this question incorrectly, you will be deducted one year from your life.]
As soon as this question came out, everyone's eyes fell on Bruce Banner with strange eyes.
"Why are you looking at me?" Bruce Banner said without changing his expression, "That's the Hulk, not me."
"Don't kid yourself, Dr. Banner." Thor said, "Hulk is you. You two share the same body."
"I don't want to act like a pervert." Tony Stark said, "But I want to say that I am still looking forward to that scene."
"Every time Dr. Banner transforms, his shirt explodes but his pants remain intact." Steve Rogers said, "So this time Hulk was seen with his buttocks because his pants also changed like his clothes."
It must be normal, is it torn apart?”
"Since the captain mentioned this, Dr. Banner, could you please explain why your pants are fine every time you transform?" Tony Stark asked, "Even if there is something wrong, at most, the pants legs will burst.
Changing from trousers to underpants doesn’t affect wearing it at all?”
"How do I know this?" Bruce Banner spread his hands, "The one who bursts the clothes is the Hulk, and the one who cannot burst the pants is also the Hulk. How about I let the Hulk come out, and you call two reporters, and we all do the interview together.
Interviewing the Hulk?”
"Okay, let's get back to the topic." Steve Rogers said, "Personally, I think the reason why Hulk was naked was not because of fighting, but because of some kind of situation where he had to do that."
"For example, Hulk wanted to eat candy, but they wouldn't give it to him, but Hulk kept asking for it, so the person said that it would only happen if you were naked and acted coquettishly. Is this a forced situation?" Tony Stark said.
"Stark, I think you miss Hulk's little fist and punch your chest, right?" Bruce Banner glanced at Tony Stark, "Put on the bracelet, count down to three, and let Hulk come out.
.”
"That's not necessary, Doctor Banner." Tony Stark waved his hands repeatedly, "I was kidding, I was kidding."
"This question is actually very simple." Bruce Banner did not wait for others to speak and analyzed it by himself, "I still remember that there was a question before, asking who Hulk hit like Loki. From the video of that question
, we can see that Hulk stayed on that alien planet called Saka for a long time. And, as far as I can tell, it’s not Bruce Banner who lives there and transforms into Hulk when necessary, but me.
Always living there as the Hulk."
"Dr. Banner, why are you so judgmental?" Steve Rogers asked.
"Because if it were me, I would definitely be against violence and would not be able to participate in that kind of gladiatorial battle. If they want Hulk to come out, they have to use means to provoke me and make me transform before the gladiatorial battle." Bruce Banner analyzed.
Said, "The consequence of this is that Hulk will tear everything apart without distinguishing between ourselves and the enemy. But you have also seen that Hulk only attacks his opponents and not the audience. On the contrary, he enjoys the cheers of the audience. So only
This possibility is that I lived there for a period of time as Hulk."
"If this is the case, then the answer is obvious." Steve Rogers said, "Since it is life, it is inevitable to do some things that you would not do in battle, such as eating, such as taking a shower..."
"So, the answer to this question is Thor?" Tony Stark said, "When Hulk was eating and taking a bath, among the four options, only Thor and the Hulk stayed in the same place."
"Damn, even so, why would I watch Hulk take a bath?" Thor's eyes widened, "What on earth happened?"
"Perhaps you accidentally saw someone posting their long and short hair on a social account, and it created a psychological shadow from then on, so some quirks were born." Tony Stark said, "But I also have to criticize you.
Two words, you can never peek at Hulk, he is still a child, although he is a bit bigger."
"Posting something on social media sounds like something you would do," Thor said.
"No, sanctimonious and serious guys like to do this kind of thing." Tony Stark glanced at a few people, and finally fell on Steve Rogers, "I think it's possible for Captain to do this.
Max. Well, it must be the captain."
"How could I do such a thing? I don't even have a social account." Steve Rogers said, "Stark, you have such a rich imagination. Why don't you call Hulk out and tell him a story to sleep with?"
Previous story?”
"Everyone, the more I talk, the more biased I am." Bruce Banner made a choice directly, "I choose A, Thor."
[Correct answer! Reward ten years of life!]
Not long after the answer was announced, the video started playing. At the beginning, Thor was lying there with his eyes closed tightly, and there were several girls around him applying medicine to him.
"Ah~" Suddenly, Thor opened his eyes and woke up, scaring several girls away.
Thor stood up, looked at his surroundings, picked up his clothes that were thrown on the ground and put them on.
Wow~
Suddenly, the sound of water came from a corner. Thor turned around vigilantly and saw a large pool of steam in a corner of the room, with a huge green figure looming in the steam.
With this skin color and this body type, who else could there be other than green and fat?
"Are we okay?" Thor said to Hulk.
Hulk sat in the pool and said nothing.
"Hulk is taking a hot bath." Thor felt that it was quite novel. He asked while walking in the room, "How long have you been like this?"
"What kind?" Hulk asked.
"Just like you are now, big, green and stupid." Thor turned around and pointed at Hulk.
"The Hulk has always been the Hulk," Hulk said.
"Why are you here?" Thor walked to the window and looked out the window.
"Earn it," Hulk said.
"It's cheating, right?" Thor pointed to a small metal ring around his neck, "Did I put this on you when I won? How did you get here?"
"Quinjet." Hulk also made a flying gesture with his hands.
"Great!" Thor couldn't help but look happy when he heard this, and asked hurriedly, "Where is that Quinjet now?"
Wow!
In the splash, Hulk stood up while soaking in hot water.
Just like that, everything appeared in front of Thor.
"You're a little too exposed." Thor turned around, "You can see everything."
Hulk just walked past Thor with his big, green body.
"This image is simply unforgettable." Thor closed his eyes.
"Quinjet." Hulk walked to the window and pointed.
"So, Hulk came to an alien planet in a Quinjet suit?" Tony Stark couldn't help but speak in the answer space.
"Isn't Hulk's IQ equivalent to that of a child? He can fly a fighter plane?" Sam Wilson asked doubtfully.
"Although S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Quinjet is not very good, it still has the autopilot function." Tony Stark said, "What I want to say is, when will the Quinjet be able to carry out interstellar travel?"
"I remember that in the science fiction novels I read before, interstellar travel is very far away, and the distance is calculated in light years." Steve Rogers couldn't help but said, "And you also need to travel through wormholes, black holes, etc."
"The Quinjet does not have the ability to pass through wormholes. With the structure of the current fighter, even if it is sent into the wormhole, it will be torn to pieces. But if you don't go through the wormhole and fly to an alien planet, it will be much worse.
A long distance? I’m afraid the fighter plane will run out of fuel just after setting off!” Tony Stark said.
"It's not just a matter of fuel. I think when SHIELD first designed the Quinjet, they never thought about flying it out of the atmosphere, right?" T'Challa also said, "The material of the Quinjet's fuselage makes it
It can operate in the atmosphere, but if it reaches the universe, it will probably be scrapped."
"The reason why Thor came to that place was because he was beaten out of the Rainbow Bridge. The Rainbow Bridge is originally an interstellar bridge and has the function of interstellar transmission." Tony Stark shrugged, "The way Thor got there was still...
It’s reasonable. But to fly a Quinjet to an alien planet is just two words, outrageous.”
"Stark, this has already happened. No, to be precise, it will happen in the future. Don't worry about scientific logic." Steve Rogers said, "Many things cannot be explained by science."
"But this is too outrageous." Tony Stark said.
"Although human beings have been exploring the universe, their understanding of the universe is still not enough." Steve Rogers said, "The Quinjet is theoretically unable to carry out interstellar travel, but who knows whether there will be any accidents.
What’s the result?”
"Accident?" Tony Stark laughed, "Captain, I really want to know what kind of accident can make such a backward aircraft capable of interstellar travel."
"For example, a strong man who can fly can resist fighter jets in the universe and reach alien planets." Steve Rogers shrugged, "Just like you can resist nuclear bombs."
"Carrying a fighter plane across the universe?" Tony Stark laughed at that time. "Captain, it's a shame that your imagination doesn't use your imagination to write novels. You can think of such nonsense."