"I think what the captain said makes sense." Bruce Banner also said, "Thor, you don't seem to be a person who would let your beard grow like that. There must have been a big change. And this big change can't be seen now.
Come clearly visible, it is Hela.”
"Hela invaded Asgard and almost slaughtered all of Asgard. Thor, you suffered a heavy blow and became confused and turned into a walking dead." Tony Stark also said, "So Thor, this fat man may really
It's you."
"It's impossible, I won't become that kind of fat man." Thor said solemnly, "Hela, I will definitely stop her!"
"T'Challa, Rhodes, you two are the only ones who haven't answered the question." Steve Rogers said to Black Panther T'Challa and War Machine James Rhodes, "This time the question is up to you.
Just answer."
"Rhodes, please." T'Challa said to James Rhodes.
"Then I'm welcome." James Rhodes nodded to the Black Panther, "I choose A!"
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With a thought in his mind, James Rhodes levitated directly. Of course, it only levitated one centimeter, and you couldn't tell it unless you looked carefully.
"What is the use of this ability?" Thor was speechless, "It only levitates one centimeter?"
"At least I can't fall to my death." James Rhodes said, "Even if I fall from a height of 10,000 meters, as long as I levitate when I'm about to hit the ground."
"It sounds like this can be considered a life-saving measure," Thor said.
"No, it's not just that." James Rhodes said, "The levitation technique can levitate one centimeter above the surface of an object. This means that I can levitate on the water. Even if one day God sends a big flood to the world, it will not be flooded."
Don’t kill me.”
"Sounds like this is a good skill for stealing things." Tony Stark's eyes lit up, "You won't leave any footprints at all, and you won't trigger the gravity sensor. Rhodes, you might as well become a thief.
, just like in the movie.”
"Did you ignore friction?" Bruce Banner suddenly said, "It can levitate, which means that the friction between him and the object is equivalent to non-existence."
"So, what does it matter?" James Rhodes asked.
"Wonderful!" Tony Stark was reminded, but he slapped his hands and thought of a brilliant idea.
"What's the magic?" James Rhodes didn't understand at all.
"Rhodes, do you know what is the key to restricting speed? It is friction! Without friction, it means there is no restriction on speed!" Tony Stark looked very excited, "If I put a jet device on you
, if you levitate, it means you will be the fastest means of transportation on the ground!"
"What's the point of this?" James Rhodes asked, "I have a suit of armor now. I can fly with it, so why should I glide on the ground?"
"I'm just providing an idea, a theory." James Rhodes' words can be said to be a bucket of cold water poured over his head, making Tony Stark, who was very interested, no longer interested in talking about it.
The light comes on and the video starts playing in the space.
Everyone was surprised when the scene started. They saw the Hulk and a clothed raccoon sitting in the bed of a truck, driving on a country road.
There is nothing unusual about Hulk riding in a truck. The key is that Hulk is actually wearing clothes and sitting there quietly!
"Really or not?" Tony Stark rubbed his eyes, unable to believe his eyes, "Hulk is actually wearing clothes? Is that Hulk? Is that really Hulk?"
"Could it be that the Hulk has another twin brother?" Thor was also surprised and turned to ask Bruce Banner, "Dr. Banner, do you have a brother?"
"Thor, do you dare to be more ignorant?" Bruce Banner didn't say anything, but Tony Stark spoke contemptuously, "The birth of the Hulk was not genetic, but due to gamma ray radiation. Even if
Dr. Banner really has a twin brother, but there is just one more Dr. Banner. There will not be a second Hulk, unless the other Banner is also irradiated. But the birth of the Hulk was an accident, and another irradiation will not produce a second Hulk.
Two.”
"Stark is right," Bruce Banner said, "There will not be a second Hulk."
"Dr. Banner, how did the Hulk achieve the state in the video?" Steve Rogers asked, "The Hulk form and Banner's sanity are perfectly combined!"
"Captain, I want to know too." Bruce Banner said, "I have no clue right now."
"The Hulk is almost invincible, but his shortcomings are also fatal, but the Hulk in the video seems to have no shortcomings." Tony Stark said to Bruce Banner, "Dr. Banner,
To be honest, I'm looking forward to seeing the Hulk like in the video."
"Not only is Hulk wearing clothes, but also the raccoon is wearing clothes." T'Challa said, "That raccoon should be more than just Hulk's pet, right?"
"No way?" Sam Wilson said, "There are still a lot of people who dress their pets. Just because the raccoon wears clothes, you can't think there's anything wrong with it, right?"
"Wait, what is that?" James Rhodes suddenly shouted, "Welcome to Asgard, please drive slowly?"
It turns out that at this time, the truck in the video drove past a road sign with the words "Welcome to Asgard, please drive slowly" written on it.
"Is there a place called Asgard on Earth?" Tony Stark found the video more and more strange. "It looks like it's still in a rural town?"
"Isn't this Asgard related to the Asgard from which Thor came?" Steve Rogers said.
"It should be related." Sam Wilson said, "If it is just a small town called Asgard, it may not mean anything, but Hulk, who is also an Avenger with Thor, rushes to this place, and there must be something there.
Related to Thor's Asgard."
"We also know that Hela invaded Asgard before, so did Hela succeed?" Steve Rogers said, "Thor had to abandon his home and rebuild another Asgard on the earth.
Virtue.”
"No, definitely not!" Thor's face turned extremely ugly and he denied loudly.
The truck finally stopped at a small fishing village by the sea, and Hulk and Rocket Raccoon jumped out of the truck.
"Compared with the splendid palace and the magic hammer, this place is far behind." Rocket Raccoon said.
"What the hell!" As soon as Rocket Raccoon spoke, everyone in the answering room became uneasy. Tony Stark opened his eyes wide and said, "I thought that the raccoon might not be easy, but I thought it could just run fast.
Or if the bite is even worse, it can actually talk!"
"Animals are starting to talk, and the world is getting crazier and crazier," Steve Rogers said.
"Thor, is this raccoon some kind of alien race?" Bruce Banner asked Thor.
"I have never heard of such an alien race." Thor looked depressed.
"Have some sympathy, man." Hulk said in the video, "They lost Asgard first, and then half of the people. They probably would be happy to have a family."
Just this sentence made Thor's little heart beat wildly. The previous speculation turned out to be true. They actually had to leave their original hometown and come to Earth to rebuild an Asgard!
Is the future really so miserable?
Is Hela really invincible?
"You shouldn't have come." Valkyrie said, holding a bundle of fishing nets.
"Valkyrie!" Hulk turned around and walked towards Valkyrie with a smile, "I'm so happy to see you, angry girl."
"I think any of your other two forms are better than this one." Valkyrie said.
"This is Rocket." Hulk introduced Rocket Raccoon to Valkyrie.
"He won't see you." Valkyrie said to Hulk.
"Is it that bad?" Hulk asked.
"We can only see him once a month, when he comes to get 'supplies'." Valkyrie's eyes fell on the beer on the side.
"It's really bad." Hulk said.
"Yes." Valkyrie said.
The camera shows Rocket Raccoon knocking on the door "bang bang bang".
The place was really shabby, it was just a low wooden house on the seaside. Everyone was a little sad to see the noble prince of Asgard reduced to such a miserable state.
Rocket Raccoon knocked twice and found that the door was open, so he pushed it open and walked in.
"What the hell..." The smell inside made Rocket Raccoon feel nauseated at that moment, "It smells rancid in here."
"Is there anyone there? Thor?" Rocket Raccoon called as he walked inside.
"Are you here to repair the TV?" Thor's voice rang, and then Thor, who had a long beard and unkempt hair and was shirtless, walked out, "The movie channel stopped being available two weeks ago, and the sports channel
It’s also vague.”
"Fuck!"
"Shet!"
"What the hell!"
As soon as Thor appeared, everyone in the answering room exclaimed in surprise, unable to believe their eyes.
That man with a belly as big as if he was pregnant, is that really the majestic Thor?
In previous videos, Thor also appeared in a shirtless scene. At that time, Thor had eight-pack abs and obvious mermaid lines. His figure really made men drool after seeing it.
Is that really the same person as the "pregnant husband" now?
"Thor, I have thought about how you would look fat, but are you exaggerating?" Tony Stark's eyes widened, as if he had seen a ghost, "That belly, are you serious?
?”
"Yeah Thor, I feel like my eyes are going blind." Bruce Banner said, "Really, if you really get that fat one day, remember not to say you know me."
"That's not me! That's definitely not me!" Thor shouted, as if he was stimulated, "No! No!!!"
"Thor, accept your fate, it's you." Tony Stark patted Thor on the shoulder, "But don't worry, I won't pretend that I don't know you. At most, I'll cover my face when I'm with you.
"
"Stark, that's not me!" Thor pointed at the video, his hands trembling with excitement, "That can't be me!"
In the video, Thor took a bottle of beer with a big belly, turned around, and then saw clearly who was coming.
"Guys! Oh my god!" A bright smile broke out on Thor's face, and he went up and gave Thor a bear hug, "It's so good to see you!"
"Come here, you cute little bastard." Thor hugged Rocket Raccoon again and rubbed his head hard.
It can be seen that Thor and Rocket Raccoon also know each other.
"Hulk, do you know my friends Mick and Korg?" Thor introduced the two aliens to the Hulk who were sitting on the sofa playing games.
"The beer is in the keg, there is wireless internet, log in by yourself, there is no password." The stone man said very thoughtfully, then he put on his headphones, pointed at the computer screen and said to Thor, "Thor, he's here again
, that bastard boy on TV called me a fool again."
"Novice Master." Thor turned his head and looked at the screen. An invisible murderous aura began to condense on that 200-pound body.
"Yes, Novice Master 69." The stone man said.
"The novice master, it's Thor, you know, the God of Thunder." Thor was not afraid of getting pregnant, he came to the computer with a murderous look, picked up the headphones, his voice was as cold as the wind in the cold winter, "Listen
Man, if you don’t log off, I will fly to your house, rush into the basement where you are hiding, rip off your arm, and stuff it into your ass!”
This scene once again stunned everyone in the answering space.
Using the identity of Thor to threaten a boy who plays games, can you be any more unscrupulous?
"Really?" Tony Stark couldn't help but say, "Thor, you are also the strongest man in the universe, the Thor of Asgard, and you care so much about a gamer?"
"Because I'm playing games, I don't hesitate to reveal my identity as Thor..." Steve Rogers also looked at Thor with curiosity, "Thor, what do you think?"
"I told you, that's not me." Thor's face became hot and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Damn it, the person who asked this question must have a grudge against him, otherwise why would he always show scenes of social death like his?
In the video, Thor must have scolded the other party to tears. Although the voice on the phone could not be heard, one could guess from Thor's next words.
"Go cry to your father, you little bastard!" Thor handed the earphones to the stone man and said in a brotherly tone, "If he dares to bully you again, tell me, you know?"
"Thank you very much, I will." The stone man put on his headphones.
"Do you want anything to drink?" After scolding a child who was playing a game, Thor asked Hulk, "I have beer, tequila, everything."
As he spoke, he took a bottle of wine, touched it on the Storm Axe, opened the bottle cap, and started drinking.
"That weapon is the ax used in the battle with Thanos, right?" Tony Stark's sharp eyes saw the Storm Ax at a glance. He looked at Thor speechlessly, "No, Thor, such a move
This artifact, you actually use it to open bottle caps?"
"Thor, I don't want to criticize you, but this ax follows you, which really offends it." Steve Rogers also said, "From the day it followed you, it never thought that one day it would be
Think of it as a bottle opener?"
"If the ax could sing, it would probably give you a song called Majafak." Tony Stark said.
As the video continued to play, Hulk asked with concern, "Buddy, are you okay?"
"You look like melted ice cream," Rocket Raccoon said.
"Haha!" Thor smiled, "What, are you here to play?"
"We need your help," Hulk said. "We may have a chance to fix everything."
"What? Television?" Thor said. "This has been killing me for weeks."
"It's Thanos." Hulk said.
Then, Thor's expression changed, and tears almost fell down on the spot. He grabbed Hulk's clothes and said word by word, "Don't mention that name."
"It's Thanos? How could it be Thanos?" This name was shocking. Steve Rogers couldn't help but said, "Isn't it Hela who went to Asgard? Why was Thanos' name mentioned in the video?
"
"It seems that not only Hela went to Asgard, but Thanos also went." Bruce Banner said, "Thanos not only attacked the earth, but also attacked Asgard."
"Asgard was lost and half of the people were lost. It was Hela and Thanos combined that led to this result." Thor clenched his fists tightly, "I will definitely stop them!"
"Thor, don't worry too much. Since we know the result in advance, we will definitely be able to prevent it." Steve Rogers said.
The video continued to play, and the stone man stood up and said, "Yeah, we won't mention that name here."
"Please take your hand away." Hulk gently grabbed Thor's hand and put it aside, "I know that guy may scare you..."
"How could it be?" Thor took a step forward and his voice became louder, "How could I be afraid of that guy? I killed that guy, remember? Is there anyone else here who killed him?"
"Korg, tell everyone, who cut off Thanos' big head?" Thor said to the stone man.
"Stormy Axe." The stone man said.
"Then who wields the Storm Ax?" Thor raised his head and drank another beer.
"Thor killed Thanos, and finally got some good news!" Seeing this, Tony Stark couldn't help but said, "That big purple guy, he is not invincible."
"Yes, I knew I would definitely defeat him." Thor gritted his teeth and said, "Since I can defeat him, then I will never let this happen!"
"I would like to know how Thor cuts off Thanos' head in the future." Steve Rogers said, "Everyone has seen Thanos's strength. It is very strong, far beyond any of us. Thor,
I’m not ambitious, but I think that with your strength, you can’t defeat Thanos at all. So how did Thanos lose, I really want to know.”
The video continues to play.
"I know you feel sad. I've experienced it too. Do you know who helped me get out of it?" Hulk enlightened Thor on the side.
Hulk, who always only knows how to mess around, actually plays the role of a close brother. This scene is quite novel.
"Natasha?" Thor asked.
"It was you." Hulk said an answer that no one expected, "It was you who helped me."
"Then why don't you ask the Asgardians below how much my help means." Thor pointed out the window, "At least the remaining ones."
"I think I can bring them back," Hulk said.
"Shut up." Thor sat there and grabbed a handful of snacks. "Stop talking, okay? I know you think I'm staying here wallowing in self-pity, waiting for someone to save me. But I'm fine.
, okay? We’re all fine.”
"We're fine, man." The stone man also said.
"So, no matter what suggestions you have, we are not interested." Thor said, "I don't care, I don't care at all. Goodbye."
"We need you, buddy." Hulk said.
Thor started drinking there and didn't answer Hulk anymore.
"There's beer on the boat," said Rocket Raccoon, who had been silent for a long time.
"What kind?" Thor finally became interested.
Once the space goes dark, the video ends.
"Thor, you are really going to be depressed in the future, and you need the raccoon to coax you away with beer." Steve Rogers said.
"I completely understand." Bruce Banner said, "Anyone who has the same thing happen to him will be depressed. Captain, it will be the same for you."
"But Hulk's last words are worth noting." Tony Stark said, "He said he could bring them back. What did he mean by bringing them back?"
"Banner said earlier that half of the people were lost. I thought they were killed, but in the end they were captured." Steve Rogers said, "This is also good news. I mean, compared to being killed,
, they are at least still alive, and there is still hope of rescuing them, right?"
"Where's the Hulk?" Sam Wilson said suddenly.
"Sam, what are you talking about?" Steve Rogers asked.
"Hulk came here specifically to ask Thor to deal with Thanos, but when he fought Thanos later, there were only Stark, Thor, and you, the captain." Sam Wilson said, "Hulk's powerful combat power, in
He was actually absent during the battle with Thanos."
"Maybe it's an alien planet. Hulk went to the planet called Saka before and had a fight with Thor." Steve Rogers said.
"Thor is still on Sakaar, but he was there when he fought Thanos."
"It's not clear," Steve Rogers said. "There's too little information to analyze."
[Question 7 begins, please be prepared.]
【Please watch the following video first.】
The video begins in a room. Tony Stark's hands are handcuffed on an iron frame, and there are two big men guarding him. One of them has a buzz cut and the other has a ponytail.
Didi!
Didi!
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound, like the sound of a clock.
It's indeed a ringing watch, and it's a very cartoony pink watch, the same watch that Potato Gun Boy gave to Tony Stark.
The short-haired man reached out and picked up the beeping watch.
"Be careful, it's a limited edition." Tony Stark, who was being handcuffed, reminded him, and then he asked the man with the ponytail, "I said ponytail, how far is it from Tennessee to Miami?"
"832 miles." The pony-tailed man pointed his gun at Tony Stark and said.
"Not bad." Tony Stark said.
"I'm quite powerful." The pony-tailed man pointed his gun at the cartoon watch in the short-haired man's hand and said, "Can you turn it off?"
"It's your fault if you break it!" Tony Stark said to the short-haired man.
The short-haired man threw the cartoon watch on the ground and trampled it to pieces.
"Okay, to tell you the truth, it belongs to my friend's sister." Tony Stark said to the short-haired man, "So, I will kill you first."