Chapter 465 Zheng Lian was shocked: Thor became fat and pregnant because of Coca-Cola
"To be honest, I don't understand at all what I think in the future, actually going to Omnipotent City to form a new team." Thor shrugged, "Maybe it was too long in the future, and what happened to my friends who have been on Earth for a long time
Some things have happened, such as Wanda's 'blackening' and the massacre of Kamartiki. If I knew that Wanda massacred Kamartiki, I would definitely not go looking for Wanda and Stephen again."
"Even if Wanda really turned black at that time, the reason for her turning black was her child, and she has no conflict with you." Tony Stark said, "If you go for help, I think Wanda
I won’t stand by and watch.”
"Wait, why are you still thinking about Wanda helping me?" Thor said, "Didn't she sacrifice herself to destroy the "Book of Darkness"?"
"Do you believe this?" Steve Rogers said, "I don't think Wanda will die like that."
"I also think it's impossible. Even without the "Book of Darkness", she is still an extremely powerful witch." Thor thought for a while and said.
"So if you really encounter something, you don't have to go to Omnicity or other places to find your teammates, just come back to Earth and find us." Tony Stark said, "We defeated Thanos, even if we get
We are also very powerful in the universe."
In the video, several people found a boat and wanted to take it to Magnum City.
It wasn't some high-tech spaceship, it was just a primitive-looking wooden boat used to travel on the sea.
It is impossible for this kind of ship to have the function of space travel, but it was chosen by Thor and others as a means of traveling to Omnipotent City.
This distance is also very simple, it is to borrow the ability of the Storm Tomahawk. This broken ship is a tool used to concentrate the energy of the Storm Tomahawk, and the Storm Tomahawk is the power source.
On this ship, Thor and Jane Foster stood in front of Meow Hammer. Thor asked Jane Foster, "How...how did you get together?"
Thor has always been curious about how Jane Foster and Meowthummer got together, and now he finally asks.
"I swear I heard Mjolnir calling me," Jane Foster said.
"Aha, is there any?" Thor looked like a jealous and innocent boy.
It's obviously the baby's hammer, but instead of calling the baby, it actually calls someone else!
The baby is so sad!
"So I came over to investigate, and then the pieces started spinning and glowing..." Jane Foster tried to describe the situation.
"It's really crazy." Looking at Jane Foster's beaming look, Thor became more and more jealous. He didn't expect that one day his woman would actually become his love rival, well, his love rival for the Meowth Hammer.
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"Thor." Jane Foster finally realized that the "love rival" in front of her was jealous and closed her mouth.
"You know what? It looks good in your hand, and it works, so..." Thor quickly noticed that he had lost his grace, and immediately grabbed the Meow Hammer and handed it to Jane Force with his own hands.
special.
"My fellow Asgardians, wish us all the best!"
"For we will go as fast as Odin's raven, and we will come back with children!"
"Lots of kids."
"Then we'll have a nice meal with the kids."
After sorting out the matter of Meowth Hammer with Jane Foster, Thor stood on the boat again and delivered an impassioned speech to the Asgardians.
When talking about having a big meal, Thor couldn't help but flashed through scenes of unbearable past events. He was obviously a handsome guy in Asgard, but he became a "pregnant husband". This is really the biggest joke in the nine worlds.
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Although he later practiced hard and regained his figure, his image as a "pregnant husband" has long been engraved in everyone's minds, and this dark history can no longer be erased.
This is the darkness that he has personally experienced, and he should take it as a warning to the children of Asgard.
So, he added, "We can't do that anymore. Those were dark times, shameful times."
"Thor, do you still want to show off?" Seeing this, Tony Stark couldn't help but said, "What do you mean 'we' can't do that anymore? Obviously you are the only one who has become a big fat man, okay?
!When you say that, it seems that there are many people in Asgard who have become fat like you."
"The descriptions of the 'Dark Ages' and the 'Shameful Age' are very accurate." Steve Rogers said, "The God of Thunder who controls thunder is such a majestic image, but if this God of Thunder is 10 months pregnant, how can he
Becoming majestic?"
"Is Thor 10 months pregnant?" Barry Allen's eyes lit up when he heard this, "What's going on?"
"Don't mention it, it was a sad past, it can be said to be the darkest moment in life." Thor waved his hand, "And! And! Damn Stark, listen to me, this kind of future is simply impossible."
It didn't happen, and it won't happen. So please, can you shut your damn mouth and stop mentioning this?"
"Actually, I don't want to mention it at all. We all come from the same world. I definitely want to save face for you, really." Tony Stark said to Thor very sincerely, "But look at Superman and the others.
Everyone looked like they were about to die out of curiosity. We are superheroes, and our mission is to help others. Now Superman and the others are about to die in front of us, and I can save them just by moving my mouth. You say, I
Can you remain indifferent?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Why are they curious?" Thor shouted loudly, "Do you think everyone is as boring as you?"
"Actually, I'm quite curious," Bruce Wayne said, ruthlessly demolishing Thor.
"I want to hear it too." Arthur Curry grinned, and the two-meter-tall rough man instantly turned into a curious little baby.
"You are a god, how could you gain weight?" Diana Prince looked at Thor in confusion.
"Could it be that he drank too much Coke?" Barry Allen guessed.
"Quit it!" Thor immediately acted like a rabbit whose tail had been stepped on, "I've given up coke!"
As soon as this reaction came out, it was really "there is no three hundred taels of silver here", and everyone in the Justice League suddenly understood.
"Is it really because of Coke?" Victor Stone felt that his three views had been refreshed. He was a god, and he actually became pregnant because of Coke?
Are there such weird things in the world?
Are there such weird gods in the world?
"What kind of expressions do you have?" Thor quickly explained, "My becoming fat has nothing to do with coke! It's not a problem with coke at all. No, I have never become fat at all! Why am I here because of a
I’m talking nonsense to you about something that hasn’t happened yet!”