Chapter 104: Screaming in front of the battle: Grandpa is here, who dares to fight?
"Boss, you should leave quickly. When the two sides start fighting, we won't have time to take care of you." Duan Yu said to Chen Guo.
Chen Guo was not afraid at all: "I don't need you to take care of me. My trumpet needs to be leveled or equipped, and I won't lose anything if I die. What should I be afraid of?"
Duan Yu laughed and said, "That's true. Then you stay here and look after Xiao Tang while we go to stop the Excellent Dynasty people."
Chen Guo waved her hand: "Go ahead, if Xiao Tang can't beat that guy, I'll let him have a taste of my Ziwu Hand Cannon."
What a taste of Ziwu Hand Cannon~!
Duan Yu laughed dumbly and waved his hand: "Okay, brothers, let's go to the west gate to block people."
Duan Yu took the lead, and a group of seven people walked towards the west exit of Kongchilin.
Baozi Invasion was quite excited: "Back then, there were heroes in ancient times who were not afraid of life and death and killed their enemies bravely. Today we, the Seven Warriors of Kong Zhi Lin, will definitely kill Excellent Dynasty seven times in and seven out!"
Baozi's words made Tian Qi a little excited: "Damn, Baozi, you made me suddenly feel passionate."
Baozi Invasion laughed: "What you need to fight is to be passionate! Otherwise, why do those generals have to give a marching speech every time they fight?"
Yue Zhongmian said with emotion: "I remember when I was in elementary school, war movies were often shown in the school. They were so good."
Baozi Invasion was surprised: "Hey, Xiao Yueyue, did you even go to elementary school?"
"You are looking down on me. After all, I went to junior high school for two and a half years. What does it mean to have been to elementary school? I have been to junior high school!" Yue Zhongmian said very proudly.
Baozi Invasion gave a thumbs up: "Awesome, awesome, Xiao Yueyue is still a cultural person."
Duan Yu laughed and scolded: "Okay, who of you are insulting each other? A hundred steps will make you laugh at eighty steps."
Ye Xiu quickly corrected him: "It's fifty steps to laugh at a hundred steps."
Duan Yu was ashamed: "The meaning is the same. I say eighty steps and a hundred steps to laugh, which shows that the gap between the two is closer."
Tian Qi laughed: "Then I think we should use ninety-nine steps to laugh at a hundred steps to be more appropriate for their cultural level."
Seeing how lively everyone was chatting, Fenghua couldn't help but interrupt: "Hey, of the Anti-Japanese War dramas you've watched, which one left the deepest impression on you?"
Baozi Invasion blurted out: "Railway guerrillas, they are often released in schools."
Tian Qi said: "The tunnel war has the most profound impact. Various tunnels are crisscrossed. Villagers who are not from this village will only die if they enter the tunnels."
Sleeping in the Moon: "Let's have a mine war. There are all kinds of mines. The moment the mine explodes, it's so cool."
Fenghua asked: "Brother Jun Moxiao, what about you?"
Ye Xiu thought for a moment and said, "Sanmao joins the army."
Baozi Invasion seems to have discovered a new world: "Let me go, Big Boss, how expensive are you this year? You have actually seen such an antique TV."
Gui Geng?
Isn’t this a word for asking an old person’s age?
Ye Xiu glared at Baozi: "Brother Wu En~!"
Baozi Invasion looked puzzled: "Brother Wuen? Who? Is he famous?"
Tian Qi added: "Gewuen is the pinyin of gun."
Steamed Bun Invasion: "..."
Everyone laughed: "Hahaha..."
Amidst the laughter and laughter, Duan Yu came to the west exit of Kongchilin. Looking around, he saw a group of figures coming towards this direction from a distance.
"Brother Yijian, shall we just rush up and fight them, shall we?" Tian Qi asked nervously when he saw a group of people from Excellent Dynasty.
There are thirty or forty people over there, and there are seven people over here, so it’s no wonder they’re not nervous.
Duan Yu shook his head: "No, there are too many of them. If we rush up and fight them like this, we will be finished if they focus their fire."
Yue Zhongmian asked: "Then what are we going to do?"
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Duan Yu smiled slightly: "Didn't we just talk about fighting? I feel that guerrilla tactics are worth learning."
"Guerrilla warfare?" Yue Zhongmian looked confused, and the others also looked at Duan Yu curiously.
Duan Yu said: "The point of guerrilla warfare is not to annihilate the enemy, but to harass and divide the enemy. There are many of them, and it would be intimidating to gather them together, so we disperse their forces."
Ye Xiu said: "How to differentiate, let's talk about the key points."
Duan Yu said: "Okay, let's go up one by one to call the formation, use trash talk to stimulate them, and let them come out to hunt us down. The seven of us will take turns to go up, and if one of us distracts a few of them, won't all their people be killed?"
Is it dispersed?"
"Wonderful!"
After hearing this, Baozi Invasion and others' eyes lit up, and images of ancient battlefields, in which siege generals yelled and cursed in front of the battle array, attracted the enemy's defenders to come out of the city to meet the enemy.
"What if they don't fall for it?" Ye Xiu grasped the key points of this strategy.
"If they don't come after you, then you're not trash-talking enough." Duan Yu smiled, "How about it, who wants to be the vanguard?"
Hearing Duan Yu's words, Tian Qi hesitated, Yue Zhongmian shrank his neck, Fenghua fell silent, but Baozi Invasion stood up: "Of course I, Baozi Invasion, was the one who started the attack! I'm good at trash talking.
, Second boss, look at me! And all of you, just look at me, I will be fine after school!"
After Baozi Invasion finished speaking, he grabbed a brick in his hand and rushed out towards the group of people in front.
From a distance, the voice of Baozi's invasion came over: "Ti! From Excellent Dynasty Liang Xipi! Your grandfather Baozi is here to invade, who dares to fight with me!?"
Everyone in Excellent Dynasty was in a hurry to get on their way. When they saw the sudden appearance of Baozi Invasion, they were immediately stunned by the operation of Baozi Invasion.
Where did you get this crazy? Do you think you are acting out the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Who dares to fight with me...!
Upon hearing the words of Baozi Invasion, someone in the Excellent Dynasty team immediately said: "Who is going to kill this Baozi Invasion?"
However, the majority of rational people said: "Don't fall into the trap, it's better for us to hurry up and save the president."
"Yes, yes, we will be scolded when the president dies."
Seeing that the people in Excellent Dynasty were not fooled, Baozi Invasion continued to yell at the top of his lungs: "Damn it! It turns out that the people in Excellent Dynasty are all a bunch of turtles! They are all bastards with no guts! Bah! What bullshit Excellent Dynasty, I
Look at the dynasty of these bastards!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The shouts and curses of Baozi Invasion are like a bone-piercing steel needle and a poison that pierces the heart. Excellent Dynasty is so angry that they are furious.
"Oh my god! I can't bear it anymore! Brothers, kill this bun invasion!!"
"kill!!"
In an instant, seven or eight people from the Excellent Dynasty team rushed out.
Upon seeing this, Baozi Invasion threw the brick in his hand randomly, not caring whether it hit someone or not, and then ran away, not forgetting to continue taunting him as he ran: "My mother, come and save me! A bunch of turtle bastards are here.
I’m so scared of chasing after me!”
"Come on, come on!"
The people chasing after him were so angry that their heads were smoking, and they all used their speed to the extreme. If they didn't cut this bun invasion into pieces today, it would be hard to let go of the hatred in their hearts.
Seeing that Baozi's invasion had attracted seven or eight people from the Excellent Dynasty, Duan Yu, who was watching the battle from a distance, nodded with great satisfaction: "Tsk, tsk, this guy Baozi, if nothing else, is an awesome taunter, how about it?
Which warrior dares to fight in the second team?"
At this time, a person stood up.
"I go!"
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ps1: Are you surprised or surprised? Today the author actually suppressed the pain and updated three chapters!! Excellent review!!!
ps2: Is the plot dragging on lately? Why have the number of children's shoes with monthly tickets decreased like Waterloo?? I already had back pain, but because of everyone's hard work, the author gritted his teeth and insisted on typing while working. As a result, @_@... I rushed with a cold heart.
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Although these plots depict a little too many other people, I feel it’s okay to send a few @_@. After all, rescuing Baozi and Tang Rou also pave the way for further development in the future!
But don’t be impatient, there will be another climax soon, because the All-Stars are coming!!
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