Chapter 490 Ye Xiu poisoned Huang Shaotian and silenced him!?
Duan Yu and others had already experienced Ye Nuo's ability to talk nonsense. He was a "king of nonsense" who could compete with Wei Chen, the "King of Local Love Talk".
The nonsense words Ye Nuo said to Xingxin last year can still echo in Duan Yu's ears.
...According to research by the Academy of Sciences, for every sixty seconds a person breathes, one minute of life will be lost.
… There is no skill in playing Honor, it’s just that practice makes perfect. Just like after I retired, I worked as an electrician for a few years. I can tell which wire has electricity or not by just touching it.
...Who would have thought that a twenty-year-old boy back then would turn into a forty-year-old uncle twenty years later.
...You actually want to sleep so early? Do you know that when you are sleeping, most people on the other half of the earth are still working? Others are working so hard, why are you not diligent? Train! Speed up and continue training!
... You must know that when a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher by two centimeters. As long as you train in the training room for one more hour, you can improve by 0.00002 centimeters!
...Energy is conserved, and efforts will be rewarded. After all, when you eat a bowl of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of a bowl of rice. If you sweat for a hundred minutes, you will find
, you have put in a hundred minutes of sweat.
…I want you to train hard, but I don’t want you to work hard to hold in your urine. Anyone who holds in his urine too much every day has a very high chance of dying within 100 years. You need to pay special attention to this. Your body is the most important!
...You should also smoke less. If you smoke one less cigarette a day, after a hundred days, you will find that you have actually smoked a hundred less cigarettes!
These are just part of Ye Nuo's nonsense literature. In the month of Xingxin, Ye Nuo probably said more nonsense than non-nonsense.
But some of the Honor elders who had less contact with Ye Nuo, as well as this group of Honor newcomers, had never seen Ye Nuo's ability in nonsense literature.
Today I was really surprised when I heard Ye Nuo talking nonsense.
...When it comes to disappointing people, you never disappoint.
...When three people travel, there must be three people.
...Don’t worry, you will have no friends in the future, and no one in the world will know you.
...You have to be happy, so you won't be unhappy.
...The last time I heard such a wonderful speech was the last time.
...Your speech, except for the beginning, middle, and ending, is not very good, but overall it is good.
...You said it very well, don't say it next time.
...You can sing, but you are not allowed to make any sound.
Phew!! What are all these??
It’s just nonsense!
However, as a client, Ye Nuo did not feel that the nonsense he said was nonsense at all. Instead, he felt that what he said were wise words and wise words.
This is the same as when some girls turn on level 200 beauty treatments and become narcissistic and stinky.
After going through the beauty filter, they discovered that they could still be so beautiful, and even felt that they should have looked like this, and that this was their true appearance.
In official terms, it is self-deception!
Amidst Ye Nuo's nonsense, the instant noodles and steamed buns in front of everyone were eaten quickly. Then everyone started drinking drinks and eating fruits. Chu Yunxiu touched her belly and took out a women's cigarette from her bag.
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Chu Yunxiu put the cigarette to her mouth, and Ye Nuo, who was standing beside him, immediately took out a lighter and lit it for Chu Yunxiu. He looked like the queen's loyal licking dog.
But just such an action that looks like licking a dog makes a group of singles around him envious.
Huang Shaotian and others really wanted to take out their phones and call Yaoyaoling!
Hey! Does anyone care? Someone is abusing animals here!
What animal?
Single!
At this time, Ye Xiu also took out a handful of shriveled cigarette boxes, took out one and took it in his mouth, then took out two more and threw them to Wei Chen and Ye Nuo respectively.
After throwing it to Ye Nuo, Ye Xiu seemed to have just seen Chu Yunxiu next to Ye Nuo, and quickly asked: "Oh, I forgot that Yunxiu is still here, you shouldn't smoke, right?"
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Looking at the cigarette thrown by Ye Xiu, Ye Nuo was speechless.
Ye Busha, are you too shameless?
Do you think Ye Xiu really meant well and gave him a cigarette? Ye Xiu didn't have any good intentions at all when he threw this cigarette.
Ye Xiu did this. One of them was smoking in front of Chu Yunxiu, so that Chu Yunxiu could fix him. The other one was exposing his "family brotherhood" in front of everyone, making everyone laugh at him.
This bad old man is very bad!
Chu Yunxiu glanced at the cigarette in front of Ye Nuo, and blew out a puff of smoke: "Men, you can be manly by smoking some cigarettes, but you should smoke less of these bad cigarettes."
Ye Nuo was ecstatic!
In front of outsiders, Chu Yunxiu gave him enough face.
Although he may have to kneel on the washboard at night if he smokes this cigarette, as long as he gives enough face outside and closes the door at home, he can do whatever he wants!
Men, just like this face.
"Well, this cigarette is too bad. I usually don't smoke cigarettes that cost less than thirty yuan." Ye Nuo said with a look of disgust, while taking out a lighter, holding the cigarette in his mouth and lighting it on fire.
After lighting it, Ye Nuo took a deep breath, and the rich tobacco aroma instantly penetrated from his mouth into his heart, spleen and lungs.
So cool!
It just makes every cell in my body feel so good!
Ye Nuo has lived with Chu Yunxiu since he returned to China last year and confessed his love to Chu Yunxiu. Although he had the joy of working overtime at night, he has since lost the joy of burning tobacco.
Although Chu Yunxiu smoked by herself, she did not allow Ye Nuo to smoke. The only way Ye Nuo could satisfy his craving was to lie in Chu Yunxiu's arms and rub some of Chu Yunxiu's nose into her while Chu Yunxiu was smoking.
The second-hand smoke vomited out every now and then is barely enough to survive.
But how can second-hand smoke be enjoyable? Only when you hold a cigarette holder and take a puff of a cigarette, is that called smoking!
He hadn't smoked for who knows how long. Now holding Ye Xiu's cheap cigarette in his mouth, Ye Nuo was so excited that he almost shed tears.
Smoke!
You miss me so much!
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Seeing Ye Nuo's appearance as if he had never smoked in eight lifetimes, Wei Chen held Baozi Invasion in one hand, and held Ming Guang in the other, holding a cigarette in his mouth.
Holding the cigarette holder, he said carelessly: "Did you see that? Don't look at things at face value. Having a girlfriend can certainly bring you a lot of joy, but if these joys are obtained by losing freedom, I would rather not have them."
"Old Wei is right, long live the single aristocracy!!" Ye Xiu on the side quickly raised his water glass and wanted to toast Wei Chen.
Wei Chen looked disgusted: "Go, go, you're not single, don't be shameless and get together with us!"
An Wenyi nodded sharply: "That's right!"
After lunch, Ye Xiu took Huang Shaotian and others to arrange accommodation and announced that the real training session would begin tomorrow.
After arranging accommodation for everyone, it’s time for free time. However, for a group of professional players, in addition to playing computer games, they also spend their free time playing computer games.
So soon a group of people gathered in Team Happy's training room.
Duan Yu and Tang Rou were bored for a while, then they came to the training room, found two empty seats and sat down, and then logged in to QQ. As soon as they logged in to QQ, Duan Yu found that the group of professional players who had just joined a few days ago had already
There are 99 messages, which is quite lively.
Duan Yu clicked on the group chat and scanned the information.
Gui Mi Shen Sui (Fang Rui): Did you burn the instant noodles and steamed buns?
Gui Mi Shen Sui (Fang Rui): You didn’t even go, so you’re a ghost!
Tang Sanda (Tang Hao): I ate it, it was sour, sweet, spicy, soft and delicious.
Shao Guang Huan (Zhao Yuzhe): Everything is good except that it is a bit expensive.
Fengcheng Yanyu (Chu Yunxiu): It's not bad. Such a big plate only costs over 100, which is not expensive.
Sleep Another Summer (Sun Zheping): Is it true or not? I want to go to Xingxin for a three-day trip at my own expense.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): It won’t be long before a new season begins again. By the way, have you accepted any new endorsements this year?
Ghostly and Suspicious (Fang Rui): I accepted an endorsement the day before yesterday, Wugang Braised Tofu.
Dazzling Baihua (Zhang Jiale): You are so dark, it is quite impressive to endorse braised tofu.
Gui Mi Shen Sui (Fang Rui): Why are you so black? This is a healthy color!
Falling Flowers (Yu Feng): It’s okay not to mention endorsements, but I get angry when I mention endorsements!
Feidaojian (Liu Xiaobie): What happened to you Baihua?
Luohua Langshi (Yu Feng): Have all the current manufacturers’ brains been eaten? Let us endorse honey again! We at Baihua have become honey professionals!
Ghostly and Suspicious (Fang Rui): God has given us enough to eat, but you are still not satisfied? When you hear the name Baihua, you immediately associate it with honey. Baihua brand honey must be fragrant!
Dazzling Baihua (Zhang Jiale): This is indeed true. When I was here, I would endorse honey every year!
Flowers are like brocade (Zou Yuan): I think it’s good to endorse honey. At least you can eat enough honey without spending money to buy it.
Scenery Killer (Yang Cong): Let me give you a little suggestion. In fact, you three flowers can endorse a honey brand individually. I have already thought of the brand name for you, so I will call it Three Little Wild Flowers to ensure that the honey sells well.
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Guns and Bullets (Zheng Xuan): I think it’s okay.
Another Summer of Sleep (Sun Zheping): Three little delicate flowers represent the most beautiful things.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): Grandson, who do you think is Xiao Jiaohua!!!
One More Summer (Sun Zheping): Of course it’s you, Lele.
Shi Bu Zhuan (Zhang Xinjie): The Three Little Bees brand of honey that Baihua endorsed before is pretty good. The captain and I each bought five boxes.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): Uh, it’s true or not, you bought so much, could it be that you and Lao Han have been drinking honey every day in the past few years?
Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): No wonder I didn’t win the championship this year. I drink honey every day. My life is too sweet and I have no motivation!
Desert Guyan (Han Wenqing): Get lost!
Fengcheng Yanyu (Chu Yunxiu): Drinking honey is good for your skin. If you don’t want it, send it to me. Mumu, do you want it?
Mu Yuchengfeng (Su Mucheng): I want Yunxiu! I like drinking honey and sugar water!
Duan Yu glanced at it and saw 99 unread messages, and then someone sent a new message.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): After chatting for a long time, there are only 99 unread messages. It seems that the group is very quiet today. Isn’t everyone talking in such a beautiful weather?
Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): #roll your eyes, you are the noisiest person today.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): Why are you always tearing me down today, grandson! What about the love we promised, you don’t love me anymore!!? #irritated.
As soon as Zhang Jiale said this, the entire group suddenly turned to stone.
This material is too exciting, isn’t it?
Luanluoyinchen (Dai Yanqi): #fright
Don’t dare to fight back (Shu Kexin): # scare
Who doesn’t bow his head (Shu Keyi): # scare
Falling Flowers in Disarray (Yu Feng): #fright
Living alone (Xu Bin): # scare
Lin An Cao Jing (Li Hua): # scare
Muyu Chengfeng (Su Mucheng): # scare
Flying Sword (Liu Xiaobie): #fright
Lou Lan Zhan (Lou Guanning): #fright
Seeing more than a hundred "# scare" expressions, Zhang Jiale suddenly became anxious.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): That’s not what I meant!! Don’t think wrong!!!
Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): Haha!!
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): Damn it, Ye Xiu, you are so stupid, get out! Don’t appear in front of me!
Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): Lele, do you know why the group is so quiet today?
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): How the hell do I know??
Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): Because Huang Shaotian didn’t speak today!
Zhang Jiale also realized that there were hundreds of messages sent in the group chat today, but none of them were sent by Huang Shaotian. This was different from usual. Basically, out of the hundreds of messages, two-thirds were sent by Huang Shaotian.
There aren't any today, which is so strange.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): That's right! Why didn't Mr. Huang say anything today? Did you Xingxin poison the instant noodles and make him mute?!
puff!
After seeing the news about Zhang Jiale, Duan Yu couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of water.
When sending messages in the QQ group, you type with your hands instead of speaking with your mouth, so being mute will not affect the group chat.
Isn’t Zhang Jiale too funny?
At this time, an honest man stood up and reminded me kindly.
One Inch Gray (Qiao Yifan): Senior Zhang, even a mute can chat in the group chat.
Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): Uh! It seems so. Then what did you do to him? @君魔小.
Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): I didn’t do anything, I just accidentally banned him.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale):......
Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): If you dare to challenge the administrator, be careful and I will ban you too.
Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): I'm going to train, goodbye!!
Zhang Jiale immediately gave in and ran away.
He has not forgotten the group rules of the professional group.
[The management within the group is heavenly, if you offend the management, you will be banned!]
Damn it, the administrator can’t afford to mess with you!
However, Zhang Jiale did not really run away. He just changed his avatar from "online" to "invisible", so that his avatar in the group is gray, which means he is offline.
But as soon as he turned invisible, Duan Yu@ came out.
Yijian (Duan Yu): @百花乱, senior, when will you come to Xingxin for training?
Duan Yu was immediately shocked when the news came out.
Flying Sword (Liu Xiaobie): Zhang Jiale goes to Xingxin?
Another Summer (Sun Zheping): Is it true or false?
Ghostly and Suspicious (Fang Rui): Why don’t I believe it?
Time Changing (Zhao Yuzhe): Wouldn't it be nice to retire in Tyranny? Why go to Xingxin? Be a nanny for these newcomers?
A group of professional players talked a lot and didn't believe it.
However, if Zhang Jiale, who was invisible, was acting strange, his profile picture suddenly flashed.
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): @一剑, reporting on time on the first day of the tenth season!
As soon as this news came out, it was like throwing a huge boulder into the lake and causing thousands of waves!
Zhang Jiale really went to Xingxin!
Although Zhang Jiale is old, he is still an All-Star great being. Going to Xingxin will undoubtedly greatly enhance Xingxin's strength.
Next season, Xingxin should not be underestimated!
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