Full-time Master: One Sword, Wind and Thunder Transformation Chapter 522 Xingxins heart-to-heart meeting! Everyone speaks their truth for five minutes (Part 2)!
Chapter 522 Xingxins heart-to-heart meeting! Everyone speaks their truth for five minutes (Part 2)!
Seeing that everyone was laughing so hard, An Wenyi continued with a smile on his face: "Although I can't write many words, fortunately, our chef's cultural level is not high, no matter if I use wrong words, pinyin, or
It's an abbreviation, and he can just understand it."
"Now that I think about it, that chef is really my confidant!"
An Wenyi had a look of emotion on his face. This was not pretending, but he was really feeling emotion.
Chen Guo checked the time and hurriedly urged: "Continue, each person will speak his mind for five minutes. You have only spoken for three minutes, and there are still two minutes left to speak."
An Wenyi had no choice but to think about it, and then said slowly: "Sometimes we encounter particularly picky customers, and sometimes we encounter particularly difficult customers. In fact, most of them are peers."
"One time, a man from the store next door came to our store. He came to our place and ordered a piece of fried meat with green pepper. He vomited after taking the first bite and said that our meat was not fresh."
"I laughed at that time. I said, brother, what you said is so fresh. The fried pork with green pepper you ordered only costs ten yuan a portion. How can fresh meat be sold so cheaply?"
Hearing An Wenyi's words, Chen Guo immediately interrupted and said angrily: "Your restaurant sells smelly meat???"
Chen Guo orders takeout almost every day at the Internet cafe. Anyone who has eaten fast food knows that what they hate most is that the meat is stale and disgusting!
An Wenyi waved his hand quickly: "I'm just kidding, what I just said was a joke. In fact, our boss went to the vegetable market to buy our meat in the early morning. But I know that the eldest brother was deliberately looking for trouble, so I said that.
.”
Chen Guo rolled her eyes: "What about the back? People say your meat is not fresh, how do you deal with it?"
An Wenyi said: "We could only make a new one, but the customer was still not satisfied, so our head chef came out at this time and said: It's okay, we will give this customer a free order, and we will form a group to go to their home tomorrow.
Go to a restaurant to eat and see how fresh their meat is.”
Chen Guo laughed: "Haha! This head chef still has the brains."
An Wenyi was helpless, are you saying that we have no brains?
Duan Yu urged from the side: "What's the result? Did you scare that customer?"
"Of course, when the elder brother heard this, he was immediately startled and said quickly: No, please don't, our meat is as fresh as yours!" An Wenyi said.
"puff!
"Tang Rou, who had been silent until now, burst into laughter and sprayed perfume on Duan Yu's face.
Duan Yu was about to reach out to wipe the drool off his face, but Tang Rou glared at her. Her look clearly said: You actually wiped my drool, you dislike me!
Seeing Tang Rou's complaining look, Duan Yu had no choice but to take his hand back, then secretly grabbed Tang Rou's little hand, held it tightly in his palm, and secretly scratched Tang Rou's palm with his fingers as a punishment.
Because in public, even if her palms were numb and itchy, Tang Rou did not dare to struggle.
Except for Tang Rou who burst out laughing, everyone was laughing their heads off.
I have to say that Team Xingxin is really full of talents. It turns out that An Wenyi has such a funny side. Although I don’t know whether his stories are true or false, his level of telling jokes is really extraordinary.
Wu Xuefeng suppressed his laughter at this time, stood up and clapped, and then glanced at Mi Guang next to An Wenyi again: "Okay, okay, that's good, let's ask Mi Guang to talk about it."
"Ah! Me? I..." Ming Guang was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect to be asked to speak. How could he have the eloquence of An Wenyi?
"It's just you. I heard that you are also a college student, or a top student in the mathematics department? Tell me, why do you, a mathematician, come to play for Glory and join a professional team? Did you do any part-time jobs before joining a professional team?
?" Wu Xuefeng asked.
"This..." Mi Guang stuttered immediately.
Wu Xuefeng's face darkened, and he pretended to be angry: "What? You didn't tell the truth to us? You didn't tell the truth to your teammates. Do you want to go and tell the truth to the enemy?"
Wu Xuefeng is worthy of being the "social flower" of the first generation of Glory. This language ability is truly extraordinary. The shy personality of Mingguang was immediately inspired by Wu Xuefeng's sharp words.
Mingguang sighed, seemed to have gathered enough courage for himself, and then said: "Okay, actually I also worked part-time, but I didn't work part-time, I studied part-time."
"Oh? What are you studying part-time?" The person who asked was Chen Guo. Looking at Chen Guo's curious face, Xingxin's reputation as the number one gossip was well-deserved.
"Learn to be a nurse." Miguang said in a very embarrassed voice, forgetting it in a low voice. After saying this, his face turned red.
"Pfft! You're a man, and you're studying to be a nurse??" Chen Guo snorted and burst into laughter.
Others in the room also showed a hint of smile.
It is indeed a strange thing for a man to learn to be a nurse, just like it is strange for a woman to learn to do mechanical maintenance.
"You're studying to be a nurse, don't any of your classmates laugh at you?" Duan Yu asked curiously.
"I didn't choose to study nursing. I was transferred by our school. There are only three boys in our major." Miguang said quickly.
"Will others look at you strangely?" Duan Yu continued to ask.
Miguang nodded: "When boys study to be nurses, they do sometimes receive some discrimination."
"It's normal and understandable." Wei Chen lit a cigarette, his head shrouded in smoke kept lighting.
"What do you understand? Have you studied as a nurse?" Chen Guo on the side said with a glare.
"Hey, dogs don't learn to be nurses, aren't I trying to comfort people?" Wei Chen chuckled, and the face of the man opposite him almost turned green.
Brother! Are you trying to comfort me? You are clearly calling me a dog!
"Ignore him, keep talking." Wu Xuefeng suppressed his smile and said seriously to Mi Guang.
Miguang took a breath and continued: "Once, when our high school classmates got together and were asked what profession they were studying, I said I was studying to be a nurse. Several classmates laughed and said: Miguang, you are a man.
, how can you become a nurse? You are not attracted to those senior sisters in the nursing school, are you?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "I was angry at the time, and I said why should I go see the senior sister? Can't I go see the junior sister?" After Miguang finished speaking, his face turned red.
But Duan Yu and the others burst out laughing: "Pfft!
Hahaha!
"
Duan Yu looked unbelieving: "Is this really what you said?"
"Good guy, I can't tell, you are a real man, Miguang!" Baozi Intrusion slapped Miguang hard on the shoulder.
"You have the same style as I did back then!" Wei Chen looked pleased.
Wu Xuefeng rolled his eyes: "What crime did you commit back then? Spying on your aunt taking a bath?"
"Go, go, go! You just peeked at Auntie taking a shower, get out of here!" Wei Chen sprayed Wu Xuefeng's face with second-hand smoke.
Seeing everyone having fun, Ming Guang felt much better and was not so shy, so he continued: "Actually, I think that studying nursing is not divided into men and women. Not only can men be nurses, but men can also be cleaning aunts, and women can also be
You can be a janitor."
"Male nurses actually have advantages. Compared with female nurses, female nurses are at least a little stronger. When I was a trainee nurse, the most common thing I did was to move things for others."
"Is there anything else interesting?" Chen Guo asked curiously.
Moguang thought for a while and quickly said: "Another time, the nurse in our department gave a man an injection, and it hurt. He was very angry, and I was the one who comforted him. When I was a trainee nurse,
, I have met some patients who always don’t believe us. One day, a man came to the hospital and said that he was poisoned by eating puffer fish five days ago.”
"I said that tetrodotoxin is very strong. If you are poisoned, it usually lasts for four to six hours. He said: I have been eating pufferfish for 24 hours, so am I not a medical miracle?"
"I laughed and said: Believe me, you are not a medical miracle, but you are not poisoned at all."
"But he didn't believe it. I had no choice, so I persuaded him to go for a full set of examinations. The total cost was 6,800. When he heard the price, he immediately said with conviction: That's it, then I must not be poisoned."
"Pfft! Sometimes money really does help! Haha!" Chen Guo, who had the lowest laugh point, burst out laughing again.
Muguang chuckled, then continued: "When I was a trainee nurse, I visited many departments. The one that left a deep impression on me was called the Psychosomatic Department, which is a place where patients with mental disorders are nursed back to health."
Everyone nodded to express their understanding, and then Ming Guang continued: "One of my jobs is to accompany them in the Wu Qin Xi dance, so don't look at my small stature. I am a martial arts master who can perform the Wu Qin Xi!"
"Pfft! Brother Mingguang, are you telling the truth? Let's go out for a duel later?" Baozi Invasion stood up at this time and rolled up his sleeves, exposing his biceps.
Mingguang glanced at it and quickly averted his eyes. What a joke, he was just joking.
Mingguang quickly changed the topic: "Because I worked as a nurse, I am very friendly to medical staff. Once I had a cold and went to the hospital for an injection. A nurse came to give me an injection. I was very kind when I saw her.
, I said: You were transferred here, right?"
"She looked at me in surprise and said: How did you know? I said, because I was also transferred."
After Mingguang finished speaking, he looked at everyone again and found that no one was laughing this time.
Looking at Miguang's slightly questioning look, Su Mucheng, who was next to Ye Xiu who was drunk on the table, made a gesture: "Haha, that's a little bit funny."
Moguang nodded gratefully, and then added: "Although I am no longer a nurse, as a medical student, I have still mastered some basic skills, especially the three checks and seven pairs of nurses. I have memorized them all by heart. Today.
I’ll show it to everyone.”
"The three checks are before the operation, during the operation, and after the operation. The seven pairs are the bed number, the name, the name of the medicine... and... I'm sorry... I forgot..."
"puff!
"Now everyone laughed.
Seeing everyone laughing, Mingguang felt much better and felt that what he said was valuable.
So he went on to say: "Well, in order not to cause trouble to the country and the medical industry, I gave up nursing and turned around to study my math homework."
"It can be said that the current prosperity of our country's medical industry cannot be separated from my departure. Well, that's all I have to say, thank you all."
After saying that, before everyone could react, Miguang bowed politely to everyone, then sat down with a blushing face.
The last sentence of Mi Guang was simply too shameless. Originally, everyone wanted to laugh at Mi Guang, but Mi Guang ended too quickly, leaving no chance for everyone to refute.
“Bah, bang, bang!
"
Everyone could only applaud helplessly. As expected, this blind man used mathematics and actuarial calculations in his speech, and his calculations were accurate.
"Okay! That's a good lecture, but you can't tell that we mathematicians still have pretty good eloquence!"
After a while, Wei Chen stood up and interrupted the applause, glanced at Qiao Yifan, and said loudly, "Now we invite our introverted prince, Qiao Yifan, to give a speech."
Hearing Wei Chen's words, Wu Xuefeng was very surprised: "Is he very introverted? I just came here yesterday, and I saw him running, but he also took the initiative to greet me, calling one after another, unlike an introvert.
ah."
Wei Chen shook his head and smiled: "That's because you don't understand him. He is famous for being introverted."
Although Ming Guang is a bit shy, Ming Guang is not introverted. But Qiao Yifan is different. Qiao Yifan is not only shy, but also very introverted.
Introverts don't like talking to others, and Mo Fan does the same.
"Really? Then let me take a good look." Wu Xuefeng looked curious. He didn't know how an introverted person would say his true words for five minutes. So he turned to look at Qiao Yifan and said, "Come on.
, Qiao Yifan."
Qiao Yifan did not hesitate, encouraged himself, then stood up and bowed to everyone: "Hello everyone, I am Qiao Yifan."
"Because of my experience in Tiny Herb, many people know me, and they all know that I am very introverted." Qiao Yifan said, glancing towards Wei Chen intentionally or unintentionally.
"Many people think that introverts can't speak or go out, but in fact, outdoor people can also do outdoor sports."
Qiao Yifan said and looked at Wu Xuefeng: "Senior Wu Xuefeng just said that it was strange to see me running. Actually, this is not strange because I am used to it. Once I went to play Frisbee, and someone actually said that Qiao Yifan actually went to play Frisbee. !”
"I feel very strange about this. Why can't I play Frisbee? Even dogs can play Frisbee. I'm just an introvert. Why can't I play?"
After Qiao Yifan finished speaking, his head was raised slightly, as if he was asking the sky.
But at this time, a deafening laugh sounded: "Pfft!
It made me laugh so hard, hahaha!
"
Everyone turned around and saw that Chen Guo was holding her belly with both hands, and she had fallen down on the seat.