Chapter 590 What you have always wanted is your wish!!!
Seeing the shameful trick, Duan Yu could be said to be quite embarrassed at this time.
Who the hell chose this gift? The humiliating condom was also thrown in it? Isn’t this a joke!? Can this kind of thing be shown to others? Even if any of you want to use this thing, it will be done quietly and shot.
No! Who the hell just put this thing out there to tell the world? Do you want to tell everyone: Brothers, I am going to use this thing today?
Fang Rui laughed so shamelessly that he burst into tears. After laughing, he walked up to Duan Yu and looked at Duan Yu carefully: "Tsk, tsk, Xiao Duan, oh, Xiao Duan, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"
Seeing Fang Rui's evil eyes and constantly glancing at the shy person, Duan Yu rolled his eyes: "I didn't buy this thing...it's not like I bought it!"
Fang Rui laughed: "I know, I didn't say you bought it, what do you explain? Explanation is a cover-up, what are you covering up??"
"..." Duan Yu was speechless. Fang Rui, a wretched man, always spoke politely. What did he mean by glancing in Tang Rou's direction from time to time?
"Hey! Xiao Duan, why are you so red? You haven't used this thing before, have you?" Fang Rui yelled.
Although Duan Yu's character is not upright, he cannot say such shameful words in front of so many people. In terms of shamelessness, Duan Yu can't compare to Fang Rui, a wretched guy, but Duan Yu
He was not a character who could be bullied. Duan Yu rolled his eyes and immediately said, "Have you ever used it before?"
"Ahem, I used this in my dream." Fang Rui was immediately embarrassed. Although Fang Rui was wretched, he was still a virgin!
"Bang!" Duan Yu gave Fang Rui Brother Ye a look of contempt. You've never used it yourself, and you're talking about me? I thought you were a veteran on the battlefield, with rich experience!
Duan Yu glanced at Tang Rou with disdain, and found that Tang Rou was lowering her head shyly, as if she wished she could hide herself. Duan Yu's face suddenly turned redder.
It has been a year since he and Tang Rou confirmed their relationship, but the development between them was just going to the river to drink water to quench their thirst on a windy and dark night. As for exploring other more profound things about the human body, it was just that.
I just imagined it in my mind.
In other words, Duan Yu is also a virgin!
As a result, such a shameful thing came out of the gift box. How embarrassing!
"Whoever wants it, I'll give it to you for free."
In Duan Yu's hands, shameless people are like hot potatoes. Duan Yu just wants to give them away.
But where can you give this thing away? Most of the people in Happy Club are unmarried singles. Even if there are a few people who have a partner, or married aunts and uncles, they don't dare to ask for it.
If it were given privately, some of them might be able to accept it. After all, buying such a large box would cost at least a hundred dollars. But in front of so many people, how could they have the nerve to ask for something so embarrassing?
thing?
"I think you should keep it for yourself." Wei Chen laughed and patted Duan Yu on the shoulder, but these words made Duan Yu's face suddenly turn red.
To be honest, as a man, I have been dating a girlfriend for more than a year, and if I have not thought about this, it must be a lie. However, Duan Yu is very thin-skinned in this regard, fearing that he will offend the beauty.
So when he went out to date with Tang Rou at night, Duan Yu didn't mention this idea.
This time I unintentionally opened the gift box and found this thing, maybe it was an opportunity.
Duan Yu glanced at Tang Rou again, but saw that Tang Rou also glanced at him. The moment their eyes met, a blush appeared on both of their faces.
"Okay! You know how to bully Xiao Duan!" At this time, Ye Xiu stood up and helped Duan Yu change the topic, "Our professional department has all received the gifts, and now it's your turn."
Seeing Ye Xiu's gaze, the people from the technical department and sales department quickly looked at Wu Chen: "President Wu, your online game department is the frontline force. It's the hardest work. You go first."
"Then I'm welcome." Wu Chen didn't refuse and called several branch union presidents to come forward and open the gifts he selected.
Several people also started to choose happily. Everyone opened different gifts. Some picked out the ones they liked and were in a good mood. Some didn't pick out the ones they liked. In fact, they were also very happy. After all, the gifts were all
It's free, doesn't cost money, and is interchangeable with each other.
After selecting the people from the online game department, they were from the technical department, the sales department, the security department, and finally the canteen department. Wei Chen kept staring at the sweeper aunt who wanted to exchange gifts with him, but the sweeper aunt came out with
A beautiful watch is worth 500 yuan. How can I exchange it with Wei Chen for a doll pillow?
"Whoever draws the lighter, I'll give him a doll in exchange. This doll pillow costs dozens of dollars." After everyone had finished drawing the gift boxes, before these people left, Wei Chen asked the alliance while holding the doll pillow.
"Young man, are you stupid? If you sell this doll pillow, you can buy a lot of lighters." Seeing this, the sweeping lady couldn't help but remind her.
"Who do you want to sell it to? Sister, do you want it? I'll sell it to you for twenty yuan." Wei Chen looked at the sweeper aunt.
"No, don't." When she heard that it cost twenty yuan, the sweeping lady quickly shook her head.
"..." Wei Chen was speechless. You just said it was worth dozens of yuan. If you sell it, you can exchange it for a lot of lighters. You don't want it if you sell it.
At this time, the chief chef of the canteen department came out: "Xiao Wei, let me change it for you."
The head chef took out a lighter from his pocket. It looked like the kind of lighter that sells for 50 cents in the store. It was obvious that this lighter was one that the chef himself smoked and was not opened from a gift box.
When Wei Chen saw the lighter, he didn't hesitate at all. He directly stuffed the baby pillow to the chef, and stuffed the chef's lighter into his trouser pocket. The speed didn't look like a handicap at all, as if he was afraid that the chef would regret it. This made
Duan Yu and others on the side were all surprised. Who said that Old Wei has grown old? Isn't this very fast? However, if he exchanged a doll pillow for a 50-cent lighter, Old Wei's hands are not disabled, but his forehead is probably damaged, haha!
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Haha, not bad, not bad, I will take it home to my granddaughter as a Christmas gift tonight." The chef laughed while holding the doll pillow, and then looked at Wei
Chen said, "Xiao Wei, I will add two chicken drumsticks for you tomorrow."
"That's a good relationship." Wei Chen was overjoyed when he heard it. After all, he was not stupid. He exchanged a doll pillow worth at least twenty or thirty cents for a fifty-cent lighter. It was really a loss. But when he heard the chef
With these words, Wei Chen immediately stopped feeling like he was at a loss. He even curried favor with the chef for a baby pillow. From now on, he would just open a small stove and make a profit, a sure profit.
But at this time, a wretched head stuck out: "Hey, hey, hey, cooking uncle, in front of the boss, you are cooking for others, you are blatant."
Wei Chen's eyes suddenly became unkind: "Boy Fang Rui, how dare you offend our head chef. You're done. You'll never eat meat again."
"..." Fang Rui finally realized, wow, you can't offend the chef in Xingxin!
"This... that... I just... didn't seem to say anything... Well, I was sleepwalking just now, sleepwalking." Fang Rui looked like he was sleepwalking.
This funny scene made everyone burst into laughter: "Hahaha.
"
Everyone was happily making noise for a while, and then Chen Guo stood on the steps and clapped her hands vigorously. Seeing this, everyone calmed down and looked at Chen Guo, waiting for Chen Guo to announce what was going on.
Chen Guo also acted like a boss at this time, looked at the people in the audience and said: "I want to announce something. Xiao Duan was punished in the group today, and you all saw it. We will hold an internal basketball game tomorrow afternoon.
Everyone in each department must participate. After you go back today, make your own preparations. The department that wins the championship will receive a bonus of 10,000, and the department that wins the last place will be punished with three drinks during the dinner!"
"Boss, there are only two men in our canteen department, how can we form a team?" the head chef immediately raised his hand and said.
There are four people in their canteen department, including a head chef, a vegetable cutter, a dishwasher, and a sweeper. Among these four people, there are two men and two women. Even if the women are included, they cannot form a team.
Chen Guo naturally considered this issue, so she said, "Your canteen department and security department will be merged into one department."
There are four people in Happy's security department, three men and one woman. Including the cafeteria department, there are exactly five men.
"The boss is wise!" The head chef gave Chen Guo a thumbs up.
The two men in their cafeteria department are both uncle-level old men who don't know how to play basketball, but the security guards in the security department are young guys who basically know how to play basketball. They just follow these young people to fish in troubled waters.
Chen Guo smiled happily, naturally feeling happy when being praised.
Chen Guo glanced at it and continued: "Other departments should be able to gather five people, so everyone has no objections, right?"
"No more." Everyone responded in unison.
"Then let's take a rest and have a peaceful Christmas Eve!" Chen Guo announced the adjournment of the meeting.
Everyone returned to Xingxin's dormitory building happily, but Duan Yu and others did not leave.
"Do you still want to go online?" Chen Guo asked curiously, looking at the people who were not leaving.
"No, didn't you just say that you also have a gift box? Everyone has chosen it, but you haven't chosen it yet."
"Yes." Chen Guo also remembered at this time that she hadn't picked out a gift box yet, but when she looked back at the Christmas tree, she found that there were no gift boxes on it.
Chen Guo frowned slightly: "Hey, why is it gone? I remember the quantity and I have prepared enough."
"Sister Chen, your gift box was taken away by Old Ye." Duan Yu directly exposed Ye Xiu.
Chen Guo turned to look at Ye Xiu: "Did you take two?"
"Yes, I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to grab a good gift later, so I grabbed one for you." Ye Xiu walked to the Christmas tree and hung the gift box in his hand, "You can pick it yourself, maybe
I can also give you the gift you want most.”
Chen Guo shook her head. Chen Guo knew that the gifts she chose were all small gadgets. The best one was the exquisite watch, which was worth five hundred yuan. What other good things could there be in the rest? Let alone herself.
What you want is immediately gone.
However, Chen Guo still took off the gift box, but when she opened it, she was stunned.
card!
To be precise, it is a Christmas card, which is the kind of card that elementary school students love to send on which they can write blessings. The value is at most one yuan a card.
But Chen Guo remembered that she didn't seem to buy such a gift and put it in the box.
Chen Guo took out the Christmas card with some confusion, opened it, and found a line written on it: The gift you have always wanted, as you wish.
Below this line of writing, there are two signatures.
The first signature is "Ye Qiu" and the second signature is "Su Mucheng".
When she saw these two names, Chen Guo suddenly felt her head pounding and her whole body was spinning.
This was exactly what she had always dreamed of owning, an idol's signature card! And it was a card signed by two idols, Ye Qiu and Su Mucheng at the same time!
Looking at the entire Glory, I'm afraid she is the only one who owns such a signature card!
If it were a few years ago, Chen Guo would definitely jump up excitedly, find someone to hug her, and laugh wildly. But now Chen Guo has not only grown up, but also often lives with her two idols.
, she is no longer the girl who spent all her time chasing stars a few years ago.
Looking at the signed Christmas card in front of her, Chen Guo's thoughts instantly returned to a few years ago. At that time, she was just an ordinary fan among thousands of Glory fans. Together with a group of Excellent Era fans, she was fanatically
She supports Excellent Era, likes the two great gods Ye Qiu and Su Mucheng, and also longs to take a photo with the two great gods one day and get an autographed photo, so that she feels that her life will be perfect and without regrets.
.
But she never expected that on that snowy night the year before last, a strange man came to her Internet cafe, and then used her Zhu Yanxia to kill a man she had lost dozens of games in a row in only forty seconds.
Great master.
What's more, she didn't expect that this guy she thought was a retired former professional player actually became the network administrator of her Internet cafe.
What's a bit ridiculous is that at that time, Chen Guo thought that this person was just an unknown person who had been eliminated by the team and had nowhere to go. Seeing her good skills, she took him in, and even jokingly asked him if she could come back one day.
After returning to the professional circle, I helped get the signatures of Ye Qiu and Su Mucheng.
Of course, it was just a joke when she said this, and Chen Guo didn't take it seriously. However, she didn't expect that during the All-Star Weekend that year, she would learn Ye Xiu's identity, and then she would realize that she had been scolding her all the time.
The little network administrator is actually Ye Qiu, the great god she has been a fan of for several years!
What she didn't expect was that almost two years later, Ye Xiu could still remember the joke she made at that time, and today, he actually brought her such a gift!
The font written on it was not particularly beautiful, but in Chen Guo's eyes, this Christmas card was the most beautiful gift in the world.
Chen Guo stared at the card in a daze, not even knowing when she shed two tears.
"Guo Guo, why are you crying?" Wei Chen, who was staring at Chen Guo from the side, quickly said with concern, "Isn't it just a signature card? If you like it, I will sign a hundred for you. You can take it when the time comes.
Give it to Zhang Xingxin’s fans, one piece each.”
Chen Guo suddenly stared: "Who wants your autograph card?"
"What? Do you think I don't have as many fans as Ye Xiu?" Wei Chen glared.
Asking knowingly!
Chen Guo gave Wei Chen a blank look and didn't bother to pay attention.
Wei Chen was dissatisfied and shouted: "No, I will open a challenge thread on Weibo tomorrow. I want to see who has more fans, Lao Ye, or me, Lao Wei."
Ye Xiu shook his head and sighed: "There are some people who just don't know themselves."
"Hahaha!!!" Duan Yu and the others also laughed.
If Lao Wei competes with Ye Xiu in terms of popularity, isn't that just asking for his own wrath?