115: About Riding Pigs and Fighting Generals【Seeking Monthly Pass】
When it comes to quarreling, Chu Yao is the one with the upper hand after all.
The final result is that no one cares about Shen Tang riding a pig anymore.
Shen Tang: "...???"
The real reason is that even though Qi Shan wants to take care of it, he can't spare the energy to teach Shen Tang anything. The issue of tax money is imminent. Although the current situation is the same whether it is tax money or not, who will have trouble with money? It would be great if he could get it. But.
If God does not take it, he will suffer the consequences.
If you don't welcome it when the time comes, you will suffer the consequences.
Since God is willing to help them, is there any reason not to take this batch of tax money at this time? Qishan has long regarded that batch of tax money as one of Shen Tang's capital.
Recruiting troops and horses will be faster in the future.
Why do you have to work hard to start from scratch when you can take shortcuts?
Now that you are ready to do it, you must be fully prepared.
Shen Tang was forced to sit back and do nothing for two days.
Why only two days?
Because on the third day of riding pigs and herding pigs, she had a playmate.
Although this bandit den has taken off its "illegal business license", the outside world still doesn't know. In order to prevent potential dangers, six people are sent to patrol the mountain road every day. They intercept Zhai Le who is trying to go up the mountain: "Stop, don't go forward. !”
They knew Zhai Le's face and knew that this black-clothed young man was a wolf-killing master who killed people without blinking an eye. Naturally, they did not dare to step forward and take action. They only dared to hide in the grass in the distance and shouted reminders.
Zhai Le noticed these two people early on.
He cupped his fists and said loudly: "I'm Zhai Le, I'm here to find a friend."
The two patrols talked in a low voice and said, "Then you wait first."
Because Shen Tang was herding pigs by the stream not far away, Zhai Le did not wait long before Brother Shen arrived riding a pig with a smile on his face.
Riding a pig...Brother Shen???
When Zhai Le saw this scene, he was so frightened that his thin lips opened slightly, and even his passionate eyes were full of confusion. After a while, he confirmed that what he saw and heard was not an illusion, and pointed his trembling fingers at Shen Tang's crotch. The riding black pig: "Brother Shen, what is this?"
Shen Tang said matter-of-factly: "Wild boar."
A cleanly washed wild boar, with a leather seat draped on its back that had bulges on the front and back, a white robe hanging on its waist and hips, and a rein around the pig's neck. Zhai Le blinked hard and quickly to confirm again that this was a wild boar. A black pig instead of a dark horse.
Zhai Le choked up for a moment when he saw Shen Tang confessing straightforwardly.
"Then, why did you put a saddle on the wild boar?"
Shen Tang said: "I don't know either, it's just like this when I wake up."
When she went to the pig pen to lead the pig the next day, the black pig already had a saddle, reins, and harness on its back.
The one who can do this is either Chu Yao or Qi Shan.
Shen Tang waved to the two patrollers, indicating that they could continue to work on their own business, and she would be responsible for entertaining Zhai Le.
"But I heard that the wild boar has a bad temper and is extremely difficult to tame. How did you catch it? How can you still ride it?" Looking at this stocky, thick and majestic wild boar, Zhai Le was inexplicably envious.
Shen Tang said: "Just give it a beating and you'll tame it."
Zhai Le raised his hand and touched the pig's head and said, "I want it too."
Shen Tang said: "You want me to take you to catch them. When I was herding pigs yesterday, I saw traces of animal trampling in some places."
Zhai Le didn't know what "herding pigs" meant, and thought it was Brother Shen who was riding a wild boar around, focusing most of his attention on catching pigs. When he heard that there were wild boars, he quickly urged Shen Tang to take him to catch one. He also wanted to try the feeling of riding a pig.
Shen Tang naturally would not refuse.
However, she was more curious about why Zhai Le came all the way to see her.
Just to ride a pig???
still--
"Are you out of wine again?"
"Do I look like the kind of person who runs to the mountains just for wine?"
Shen Tang looked at this handsome face carefully and nodded: "It looks very similar!"
Zhai Le: "..."
He was like a balloon that had been popped, his energy completely deflated, and he slumped his shoulders listlessly: "Okay, Brother Shen guessed part of it right. But not drinking is only one of them. The biggest reason is that I miss Brother Shen. During the day It’s so boring to stay in the inn…”
Shen Tang asked: "Where is your cousin?"
"Brother has something to do."
Shen Tang stopped asking what Zhai Huan was busy with and didn't even bother to care about her cousin. Aren't Qi Shan and Chu Yao too busy to care about her? In a sense, she and Zhai Le are both. He is a "left-behind boy", the kind who is still bored.
So bored that all I can do is catch pigs for fun.
Huangtian paid off. They squatted for more than half an hour in the place where the wild boar had been. Finally, they squatted down to the second wild boar. It was another hard-to-separate battle. The two of them won a great victory, and Zhai Le also got his wish. It feels like riding a pig.
In the end, I reluctantly gave it a five-star review.
"Except that the sight is too low, it's a bit like riding a horse." Zhai Le rode a pig and trotted around Shen Tang twice, and said quickly, "Last time I invited Brother Shen to race, Brother Shen refused. This time we both are. Instead of riding a pig, why not have a race? The loser will treat you to a drink?"
Shen Tang glanced at the sun and curled his lips.
"What's the comparison? No matter how you look at it, it's me who suffers. Even if I win, I don't dare to drink..." After being drunk twice, I almost tormented the NPC Qi Shan to the point where my blood pressure exploded.
Zhai Le took out a small, exquisite golden bean from his purse and waved it in front of her eyes: "Brother Shen, you can watch me drink it."
Shen Tang looked at Xiao Jindou and was silent for a while.
She was moved by shame.
Suddenly, he raised his fingers to the sky and shouted in surprise at Zhai Le.
"Xiao Fang Xiao Fang, look there are pigs flying in the sky!"
How did Zhai Le know this trick? He subconsciously looked up at the sky. He looked left and right and didn't see the so-called flying pig. However, Brother Shen next to him "succeeded in his conspiracy" and whipped the wild boar's butt. The wild boar was under his crotch. It screamed in pain and ran wildly.
Zhai Le realized later that he had been tricked: "..."
He shouted in embarrassment: "Brother Shen, you are cheating!"
"Sun Tzu said that a soldier never tires of deceit!"
Zhai Le was startled again, followed by Pai Ma... No, Pai Zhu caught up with him and shouted: "Grandson? 'In battles, don't be tired of deceit.' Isn't it what the fox said? Brother Shen, wait. wait for me!"
His wild boar was particularly violent and ferocious. Its short limbs and hooves were glaring at the ground, and it quickly jolted into the distance between it and Shen Tang. Shen Tang casually bent down and picked up a tree branch while running wildly. A sudden attack of the carbine, The tree branch swayed towards Zhai Le's face.
Zhai Le is not a vegetarian either.
After all, he is an orthodox martial artist. He has tempered his body with martial energy since he was a child. He is a master of martial arts and physical fitness. He reacts very quickly. He does not retreat but advances, and his moves are as docile as lightning, as if he is ready to grab the tree branch in Shen Tang's hand. Shen Tang He changed his tactics midway and said: "Take my shot!"
Seeing that he couldn't grab it, Zhai Le also picked up a branch.
He also imitated Shen Tang and shouted: "Take my spear!"
Shen Tang raised his foot and kicked Zhai Le's wild boar in the face.
Zhai Le was shocked. He stabilized the wild boar that was squealing and retreating, clamped the pig's belly, and pulled the hemp rope: "...How can there be someone like you?"
Shen Tang said with a smile: "If you don't accept it, why don't you come and beat me?"
Zhai Le gritted his teeth and took advantage of the situation to pursue him.
Seeing the two people fighting each other inseparably while riding a pig, Qi Shan felt that his blood pressure had once again stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.
"Shen! You! Li!"
Shen Tang and Zhai Le both stopped, and the latter looked stiff and embarrassed. Realizing what she had done, she quickly threw the branch out of her hand. Shen Tang was different, she even waved to Qishan: "Yuanliang, I'm here! "
