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120: I was arched by a pig [asking for a monthly ticket]

Shen Tang gritted his teeth, his back molars grinding loudly.

She had every reason to suspect that Qi Shan did it on purpose.

He didn’t even remind her!!!

Thinking of the sheets of cakes, the green plums, the candies, the jars of wine... every piece, every cake, every grain, every jar, the efficiency is so slow and my mouth is dry just thinking about it.

For example, she worked hard to draw posters, and drew the same poster one after another. She was about to complete the task of Party A, but someone asked her why she didn't go to the print shop to make a few copies——

Hey, this shit can actually be copied???

Then what was she working so hard for before???

He could only swallow a mouthful of old blood and his teeth.

but--

Shen Tang took out a small notebook in his heart and wrote down this account!

She didn't deliberately hide her emotions. Qishan naturally couldn't miss the word "revenge" written on Shen Tang's face, and couldn't help but laugh.

Shen Tang: "..."

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

This guy is definitely looking down on himself.

She became more and more angry, and was about to win over Zhai Le as an "ally", but she saw that the latter was distracted, with a curious and puzzling look on his face. It was not until she waved her hand in front of his eyes several times that she suddenly came back to her senses.

"What are Xiaofang thinking about? Are you so focused?"

"I'm thinking about that Yanling."

Shen Tang's hair was about to explode, and he expressed his strong resistance: "Stop, stop, stop - I can't listen to those words now."

Zhai Le: "Aren't you curious?"

Shen Tang is very eager to survive: "Curiosity killed the cat!"

"I'm very curious. How powerful is that sentence? It can drain away the literary spirit of Dan Mansion in an instant, and even the literary mind is affected? If I remember correctly, Brother Shen just pronounced the first four characters of 'An De Guangsha' .Compared with the whole sentence, these four words are not very important. If it can be successfully activated, what will it look like?"

Shen Tang shook his head like a rattle.

She is not curious at all, not at all!

Four words that were not important in proportion sucked out all the literary power. In one sentence, she had to lose several lives!

Qi Shan is somewhat guessing.

"Zhai Xiaolangjun is so experienced that you can't guess it?"

"There are thousands of words and spirits, each of which is different. Even those famous words and spirits dare not say that they can guess the function of strange words and spirits." Zhai Le smiled shyly and said, "Just understand it literally. , maybe it is a military formation that is more defensive in nature? For example, using civility and force to build military defense and resist invading enemies?"

Qishan: "..."

Under normal circumstances, there is nothing wrong with such speculation.

But Shen Xiaolangjun is not normal.

It cannot be measured by common sense.

No matter how normal the words and spirits are, they become strange and strange in the hands of Shen Xiaolangjun, such as "Zhou Yuan is fertile, and the pandan is as sweet as glutinous rice", such as "painting cakes to satisfy hunger", such as "Looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst"... This sentence "An De Guangsha" How about "thousands of rooms, a great shelter for all the poor people in the world"?

Praying for good is more inclined to have a house built on the ground!

If this is the case, it is natural to be deprived of civility - tens of thousands of vast buildings shelter the poor people from all over the world, how heroic and magnificent! This house cannot be a shoddy project, it must pass the highest acceptance standards, and be "as safe as a mountain even in rain or rain". Good house.

Qishan feels that he can give Shen Tang some advice - forget about "tens of millions of rooms" and set a small goal, how about "a small room"?

There may be some possibility of success.

With this in mind, the three of them led two eye-catching black-faced men to their destination. Compared with the outside, it was much more lively here. With straws inserted, the people waiting for sales were also younger. , looks more upright and beautiful.

Listening to the shouts and bargaining of the vendors, Shen Tang felt that this scene was very absurd and funny, but he was one of them. While he was distracted, Qi Shan was already chatting with a vendor. The things he wanted to buy were all young and strong. The younger the better.

The best age is between fifteen and twenty.

The merchant's eyes lit up when he heard this.

It should be noted that men of this age group are the most valuable. They are young and powerful and can work when bought. Their value is second only to women in the age of Chu Mei. The quantity requested by Qishan is quite large. If the negotiation can be completed, this time All the items pulled out can be removed smoothly.

Men at this age are valuable, but they can also eat.

A few more days of feeding will give you a few days of "feed money".

He wanted to be ruthless in deducting it, but if he was too hungry and lost his appearance, he wouldn't be able to sell it and would just throw it away.

Qishan came to inquire, which undoubtedly solved an urgent need.

Looking at how the three of them were dressed, the vendor's smile deepened and he enthusiastically welcomed the big customer aside.

Zhai Le actually enjoyed it, using his big black pig as a pony. He sat on the pig's back and walked back and forth slowly. Shen Tang, on the other hand, was bored and had not yet recovered his literary skills, so he looked lazy. He was so excited that he leaned against the pillar and yawned.

As everyone knows, there is a pair of malicious eyes in the secret waiting for the opportunity to take action - it is the black-faced man with a saddle on his back, a rein on his neck, and a robe on his hip!

Shen Tang yawned again, feeling sleepy.

Zhai Le was riding a pig and said with a smile: "Brother Shen, we are already number 21. We are really sleepy. Why don't we find a place to rest?"

Shen Tang managed to cheer up a bit.

"Count how many times I yawned, and you were bored enough."

Zhai Le said: "Because I have nothing to do..."

He wanted to suggest that Shen Tang should take a sip of wine to wake up. Considering that Mr. Qi Shan was not far away and it would be over if he was caught, he could only give up this idea. As sleepiness began to rise, Shen Tang just All the energy I had brought up was gone.

He leaned against the pillar and squinted his eyes for a while.

The black-faced man is also waiting for this opportunity.

Sudden--

It suddenly raised its nose and nudged Shen Tang's calf!

Shen Tang: "???"

The sudden huge force caused her center of gravity to lose balance, and she fell to the ground, and her sleepiness flew away completely. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw the big black pig making a beautiful extreme turn - the guy humped her, and returned the favor. She was left with a round and upright pig butt.

The black-faced man seized the opportunity and all four pig trotters exploded.

Prepare to rely on your stocky body to clear the way!

When you meet gods, you bump into gods; when you meet Buddha, you kick Buddha!

The people on the path were so frightened that they hurriedly dodged to both sides, fearing that they would be knocked away by the big black pig - they were very greedy for the big black pig's body, but once the black pig had no restraints, it would run rampant. The lethality can kill people!

Zhai Le, who was playing with the pig, was surprised.

He was just about to gather his bow and arrows to shoot the pig to death to prevent the big black pig from hurting anyone. When he glanced up, he found a person suddenly blocking the path of the big black pig. He did not dodge or evade, as if he was ready to confront the big black pig head-on. majestic gesture.

He was an extremely burly black man, with messy long hair tied up randomly with straw. He was about the same height as Gong Shuwu, but his shoulders and back were broader, his arms were muscular, and his chest had bulging muscles that even made his clothes loose. Cannot be completely concealed.

He stood in front of the black pig, his clothes were tucked into his belt, his feet were firmly planted on the ground, his center of gravity was slightly lowered, and his tight and thick calves exposed outside the tattered trousers tightened his muscles, ready to go!

All this happens in a blink of an eye.

The black pig rushed forward with an unstoppable attitude!


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