126: Lin Feng is Strange (Part 1) [Seeking Monthly Pass]
"Xiao Fang isn't going home today?" Riding the pig halfway up the mountain, Shen Tang was uncomfortable with the sun's rays from the front. He sat on the pig's back and turned around steadily, switching from riding the pig front to riding backwards. , her eyes happened to glance at Zhai Le, she suddenly found the topic of chatting, and crossed her legs while teasing, "I thought Xiaofang's cousin would set some access control for you."
Zhai Le was both funny and puzzled.
"Access control? Why is there access control?"
Qi Shan heard the noise and turned his head to look. Sure enough, he saw Shen Tang sitting in a strange posture - riding a pig backwards and crossing his legs. He was not afraid of the black-faced man suddenly jolting and reminded in a low voice: " What kind of sitting posture are you in? Youli, sit tight!"
Shen Tang looked up at him and smiled for praise.
"I've been sitting pretty well. Hehe, isn't it awesome?"
Even she herself marveled at her balance ability.
Qishan: "..."
Shen Tang left Qi Shan speechless with just a few words. With a bit of pride in his brows about "a great victory", Shen Tang continued chatting with Zhai Le: "Of course it's because you are young."
Which brother would trust such a young brother to spend the night in a bandit's den deep in the mountains, where birds can't poop and chickens can't lay eggs. In the middle of the night, there are groups of wild wolves lying on the top of the mountain to accompany him to sleep. Let's just be Shen Tang. She must be worried.
Zhai Le was speechless, Qishan burst out laughing.
A child aged 11 or 12 uses a mature tone to say "You are still young" to a teenager who is already considered a child, which really makes people laugh.
Zhai Le pursed his lips: "Brother Shen, I'm not young anymore."
"You said you are not young?"
But looking horizontally and vertically, he is still a high school student.
Zhai Le patted his chest: "Of course he is not young. My classmates who are about the same age as me all have one or two children."
In Zhai Le's heart, he is already a man.
What access control does a man need?
He is such a big man, and he is still a seventh-class official. Even if he is thrown into the battlefield, he will not die. There is really nothing in Xiaocheng that can threaten his life, so my cousin will not care about it. Instead of worrying about him, it is better to worry about his enemies. How to collect the body.
Shen Tang: "..."
Students in the second and third grade of high school...
A father of one or two children???
There was no way she could equate these two identities.
In fact, most martial artists grow up faster than their peers. Zhai Le can look almost the same as his actual age, thanks to his boyish face. If his family hadn't been very cautious and picky about his marriage, he would have probably grown up. Single.
When this topic was mentioned, Zhai Le became curious.
What kind of woman would a wonderful man like Brother Shen match?
"Hey, what kind of woman does Brother Shen like?"
Shen Tang: "...Why do you like the lady???"
Can't she like a boy?
Zhai Le laughed loudly and said: "Of course it's because you have more people to play with you. That's great! That's what my father and mother said. It's a pity that the women they look at are too gentle and demure. I feel like playing with me Less than one piece. Alas, I wanted them to help me find someone who could fight, but I was too embarrassed to say..."
Qishan: "..."
Lili: "..."
Shen Tang: "...Find someone who can fight to play with you?"
Good guy, do you want to perform martial arts every day?
"Yes, yes, but such a noble lady is so hard to find. I like archery, hunting, and martial arts, and my future wife likes to talk about poetry and the thrush girl, so we can't talk about it." Zhai Le pretended to be someone who has come before, He said, "It's very important to have a good conversation."
Shen Tang: "...I sympathize with you, but women don't have the courage to do so. No matter how good they are in martial arts, they can't withstand one of your moves, right?"
Upon hearing this, the curve of Zhai Le's mouth gradually disappeared, and he said regretfully: "That's true, but why can't women be literary and courageous?"
It seemed like he was asking himself and Shen Tang.
Li Li's eyelids on the side trembled, and finally there was a trace of ripples in his calm eyes. This question is not only puzzled by Zhai Le, but it is probably also the unwilling question of many women around the world when they dream back at midnight - why can't women be civilized and martial? Courage?
If there is——
Maybe I wouldn't be so helpless back then.
In the eyes of outsiders, the poisonous spider is domineering, sentimental and romantic, but in his memory it has a completely different face.
The scene that impressed him most was when she hugged him and asked with grief, anger and reluctance why women couldn't do it.
If there is Wen Xin, who can manipulate her?
【Brother, I just want to raise a face that I like.】
【What you like? A slave? Shame on you!】
[It’s not like you’re a husband, so what’s the shame?]
[It’s a shame for you to have a relationship with him! He’s not even as good as the handyman in the backyard who washes the pots. What do you like about him? He’s tall, has a good sex, and looks pretty good? That’s all. I’ll help you get to know him a lot later. A Sibao County resident...]
【Brother!】
[When you cried in the past, my brother never responded to you, but this person is really not good. You can keep him for fun, but you can’t take it seriously! Look at the flowers and plants outside you and let them know that they are not as good as this thing. ?If it doesn’t work, it won’t work!]
As a party involved, Li Li had no right to interrupt, but he knew very well the final outcome of the rivalry between the brother and sister - there was no doubt that the widowed wife who lived in her brother's house had no right to say to the brother who gave her the privilege, " No".
Especially when her brother gave an ultimatum——
With Lili, there is no brother like him.
The only thing Lili could do was to ask himself to leave.
Just like what was shown in that painting - he was taking care of a pot of rare and top-quality peonies. In the painting, he seemed to take good care of the flowers, but everyone knew that once he left that soil and that flower pot, he would be left outside the house. Wind and rain will completely wither it.
Li Li fell into her own world and vaguely heard Shen Tang's voice in her ears. She said: "I think... the possibility that women cannot be literary and courageous has nothing to do with the female body, and it has nothing to do with who holds the national seal. It has something to do with it. How did the first batch of literary and military talents come into being? The monarch held the national seal, and his subjects were divided into civil and military fortunes according to their merits, and they were forcibly condensed..."
This was the first time Zhai Le heard this statement, and he felt it was new, but he quickly found out the loophole. He said: "It's not that women can't sense the energy of heaven and earth. In fact, they can feel it, but they can't keep it in their bodies. What's more, women can't feel it. Unable to open up the Dan Mansion..."
This is the key to the inability to unite literary heart and courage.
If it can be retained, it will definitely be able to condense.
Therefore, it is generally believed to be a female body problem.
Shen Tang: "..."
There was something she didn't know whether to say or not.
The woman you see in front of you is a woman!
It's a pity that she can't say it.
Shen Tang was also curious, why did she have Wenxin? Could it be that the time-traveling master saw that she would die too easily at the beginning of hell, so he forcibly killed her? She always felt that it would not be that simple, and there must be some inside story that she didn't know.
At this time, Qi Shan joined the group chat: "Shen Xiaolangjun's guess is not unreasonable. When Shan was traveling abroad, he heard someone put forward a similar point of view. He said that to confirm this guess, all it takes is which country to give birth to a child. There is a female ruler, there are female officials in the court, and finally the civil and military fortunes are added to see if we can gather the literary heart and military courage... However, this is obviously impossible."
