Chapter 1031 The old liar who is full of combat power
"Toad must be crazy."
Looking at the education order that Filch had hung on the notice wall, the students who gathered around to read the content of the education order began to whisper.
"Toad has been at Hogwarts for less than half a year, and the number of education orders issued is almost over 100."
"I have never seen anyone exaggerate like this. What is she trying to do? What exactly is the Ministry of Magic trying to do!"
"I heard that Toad is an old witch who is extremely controlling. If she really becomes the principal, everyone's life will be ruined."
"Keep your voice down. Do you want to be invited to tea?"
"The toad is not here."
"Who said he's not here? Look over there..."
The boy looked in the direction of his friend's finger and found Umbridge standing at the entrance of the hall not far away, looking at them with an extremely hypocritical smile, which scared everyone into shutting up.
I am afraid that I will become the next fat fly to be targeted by the toad.
Judging from the content of the new education order, everyone knows that the toad may start to take action.
“Must students be questioned about suspected illegal activities?”
Hermione in the crowd stared at the content of the new education order on the notice wall, and her lips trembled slightly.
Not long ago, da held a party about this matter.
If Umbridge uses Veritaserum on members of DA in an attempt to get information about Dumbledore's Army, how should everyone respond?
At that time, even Hermione didn't think the method provided by the Weasley brothers was a good idea. It was nothing more than an emergency measure when there was no other way.
Unless they can prepare an antidote to Veritaserum, they can solve the threat posed by Veritaserum, but this is not easy. At least after seeing the formula of Veritaserum, Hermione doesn't think she can prepare an antidote.
Although she had expected that she might encounter this situation, she was still a little panicked when she actually met Hermione. She knew that now she could only pray in her heart that the DA members would not be targeted by the toad.
As soon as Hermione turned around to leave and was about to inform Harry and Ron of the news here, she was stopped by Umbridge in the hall.
"Miss Granger, there are claims that you are organizing illegal activities." Umbridge opened her mouth with a false smile, as if she had just swallowed a particularly delicious and juicy fly.
For Umbridge, Hermione Granger is indeed a delicious and juicy prey. After finding no information about Dumbledore's Army from several students who once owned the "Guide to Self-Defense", Umbridge
Under the guidance of the students at Hogwarts (Slytherin), they turned their targets to several good friends of Harry Potter.
She is convinced that Harry Potter must know the news about Dumbledore's Army, and it is very possible that good friends who are close to Potter know some news about Dumbledore's Army.
Hermione Granger (Muggle wizard), who had no background, became the first target.
Umbridge's words directly caused some commotion among the surrounding students. People began to whisper again, obviously disgusted with what Toad did, and cast sympathetic glances at Hermione.
"vomit!"
Someone was leaning over and vomiting.
Needless to say, this is the effect of a quick-acting truant.
This move was undoubtedly a provocation to Umbridge, but this warrior who liked to seek death continued to vomit as if he was really sick.
"You need to go to the campus hospital."
Before being targeted by Umbridge, Vomiting Man's companions took him to the school hospital, not giving Umbridge a chance to trouble them.
Umbridge withdrew her gaze from the vomiting student and looked back at Hermione Granger, who looked a little gloomy. Her original bad mood began to improve. She knew that she might have caught a big fish this time. .
"Are you referring to the Prefects' Meeting?" Hermione raised her eyebrows slightly and asked doubtfully, "Sorry, I didn't know that the Prefects' Meeting had become an illegal organization. I thought it was the responsibility given to me after becoming a prefect. .”
"No, that's not what I'm talking about!" The fake smile on Umbridge's face became even brighter.
"Then... Excuse me, which one are you talking about?" Hermione became even more confused. Her reaction made the surrounding students think that Umbridge was deliberately looking for trouble.
This is not the first time that Toad has caused trouble for Gryffindor students.
She knew she had to stall for time, let others notice that she was in trouble, and come to her aid to buy time.
"It's so ugly."
In the crowd, I don't know who spoke.
"It's a toad after all, so it's not surprising that it's ugly."
People looked at each other, seemingly trying to find the source of the sound. Even Umbridge was looking for the owner of the sound.
However, none of them knew who was speaking.
"I heard she will become the principal."
"Didn't you say you were having an affair with Fudge?"
“Fudge’s taste is really interesting.”
"Maybe he likes the taste."
You said this voice, I said it, and you simply didn't take the person involved seriously. When people finally found the source of the voice, they found that it was actually a small piece of parchment, and the parchment had been enchanted by someone to read the content on it.
Umbridge, who discovered that she was being teased with a note, looked very ugly. All the students who saw that the situation was not going well had already fled away. No one wanted to be implicated by Umbridge, except for a certain innocent girl.
"I think we need to talk, let's go to my office first!" Umbridge said with a sullen face, motioning for Hermione to follow her.
"Oh fine!"
Hermione followed Umbridge helplessly.
However, when she came to the corridor outside Umbridge's office, the reinforcements she had expected had not arrived yet. Hermione could only secretly take out her wand from her robe pocket and use a stumbling leg behind Umbridge's back. curse.
Toad had experienced so many lessons, but he still hadn't learned to be cautious, and he didn't expect that Hermione would dare to do something evil to her, so he fell into the trap all of a sudden and was tripped up by himself.
Before Umbridge leaned forward and fell to the ground, Hermione applied the Stunning Curse, causing the fallen Umbridge to faint completely.
When practicing the Weasley brothers' methods for dealing with Umbridge in the Room of Requirement, Hermione thought she would never use those "methods", but she didn't expect that they would come in handy so quickly.
"Professor, are you okay, Professor?" Hermione pretended to be surprised and stepped forward to help Umbridge who fell to the ground, pretending that the toad had knocked her unconscious again.
"Stop pretending Granger, you actually dare to attack the professor."
Several members of the action team, headed by Malfoy, appeared out of nowhere and pointed their wands at Hermione with victorious smiles on their faces.
"I bet Umbridge would be happy to fire you Mudblood."
"Oh, are you sure?"
A voice sounded behind Malfoy and his group. Before they could turn around, several people led by Malfoy were knocked to the ground by the stun spell.
"You are finally here."
Hermione breathed a sigh of relief. It was several DA members headed by Harry who came to reinforce her.
"We just came over and found these guys sneaking up behind you." Harry glanced at Malfoy's group who were lying in a ball on the ground, and said to Hermione: "This is probably a trick of the toad.
However, your efficiency is faster than I expected."
"We are in big trouble, and Toad will never let it go like this." Hermione looked at Umbridge who fainted, and sighed softly: "You are right, sometimes it is not you who wants to cause trouble.
, but the trouble comes to you."
"You'd better move quickly, Filch is coming this way." Ginny hurriedly walked this way, glanced at the people lying on the ground, and said, "I just threw a few pills into the corridor.
Choke gas and seal the corridor behind, but I highly doubt Filch will use other secret passages to bypass it."
"You should be able to forget the spell, right?" Harry turned to look at Hermione and reminded, "It's best to erase their memories, otherwise there will definitely be big trouble next."
"Don't hesitate Hermione, these guys don't deserve your sympathy, and we believe in your oblivion spell. I remember that you have been using rats to train oblivion spells since the last party." Ron encouraged. He actually didn't mind.
Hermione turned Malfoy and the others into idiots, but this was obviously impossible. Hermione was much more accomplished in magic than them all. She was one of Professor Flitwick's favorite students.
.
After Hermione hesitated for a moment, she raised her wand and used the forgetting spell on Malfoy and the others to make them forget what happened a few minutes ago.
Ron immediately took the DA members and used spells on the unconscious group, preparing to throw them into the boys' bathroom.
"Hermione, you'd better fall down too." Harry suddenly said before leaving, "I mean you and her both eat some nosebleed nougat, and when Filch comes over, pretend you've fallen down too.
Already."
"That's a good idea. I think a little nosebleed will be fine."
Hermione agreed with Harry's emergency measures, and there was nothing better to do now.
She stretched out her hand to rub her nose red, and then used the nosebleed nougat she got from Harry to make it look like she had fallen down and had a nosebleed.
As for Umbridge, Hermione opened her mouth, threw another small pill into her mouth, and asked her to swallow it. As long as she didn't go too far, Hermione actually didn't mind giving it to Umbridge.
Create some trouble.
"See you later."
Harry disappeared quickly. When he rushed to the boys' bathroom, Ron was talking to others about how to punish Malfoy and his gang.
"Give them each a bowel cleansing pill," Harry took out a bottle and said to several people, "Remember to put them on the toilet."
"Would you like to take off your pants?" Someone was eager to try.
"Aren't you disgusted?" Ron couldn't help rolling his eyes.
"No need." Harry shook his head and said, "Hurry up and get out of here."
"You said they'd poop on their pants?" Everyone is excited about doing bad things.
"What makes Malfoy and his gang so arrogant?"
"How do I know? Maybe they will wake up on their own later. If they don't wake up in time, they are out of luck. We'd better disperse quickly to avoid leaving any clues!" Harry was very familiar with the process.
, who asked him to do it many times with the Weasley brothers?
When Filch hurried over, he saw Umbridge with a nosebleed on her face and Hermione who was wiping the nosebleed.
"What are you doing?" Filch asked, looking around.
"Professor Umbridge just accidentally slipped and hit her nose and fainted." Hermione said innocently: "I was just about to send her to the school hospital, but I accidentally slipped and fell. By the way, it's very slippery here.
, you'd better be careful not to fall."
Before Hermione could finish speaking, Filch tripped over someone and fell directly to the ground.
"Oh my God, I warned you." Hermione looked at Filch and said innocently.
Soon, the unconscious Umbridge was helped into the school hospital by Filch, and Hermione also went to the school hospital and received treatment there.
However, the farce did not end there.
After Umbridge was embarrassed by Cedric and failed to get any useful information, and after being embarrassed by several other students, she was convinced that Hermione Granger, a good friend of Harry Potter, must know something.
What.
Of course, this is also related to Hermione being a Muggle wizard.
As long as Dumbledore is still the Headmaster, Umbridge will not easily use Veritaserum on Potter.
As for Albert Anderson, who is also a major suspect, she has given up. He is a stone that can knock out her teeth.
Of course, pick the soft persimmons.
As soon as Umbridge left the school hospital, Hermione was fetched into her office.
"What do you want to drink, Miss Granger?" Umbridge smiled even more happily, "tea, coffee, pumpkin juice?"
She waved her wand gently, and three drinks appeared in front of Hermione.
"No, thank you." Hermione said calmly.
Umbridge said almost commandingly, "Choose a drink."
"Okay, then please give me a cup of milk tea." Hermione shrugged.
The expression on Umbridge's face froze, as if she was recalling something unpleasant.
At this moment, a disgusting stench suddenly appeared in the room, followed by a large cloud of smoke. Hermione had long held her breath, and then the cover of black smoke knocked down Umri who had just stood up.
strange.
"Succeeded?" Harry pushed the door open and came in, looking at the unconscious toad and said, "I told you before, it's best to modify her memory, otherwise the toad will still cause trouble for you."
"Okay, you're right." Hermione glanced at the fainted toad, took out her wand and used a memory spell on her, preparing to slightly modify the toad's memory to make her think that she had completed her interrogation."
"Wait a minute, let the toad get the news that there is a suspected Dumbledore secret base in the Forbidden Forest." Harry reminded.
Under the puzzled looks of Hermione and Ron, Harry simply explained, "Let Umbridge go find trouble with the Acromantula to prevent her from always causing trouble for everyone."
"Hagrid's giant spider?" Hermione raised her eyebrows slightly.
"Those Acromantulas are the most ferocious monsters!" Ron said with a trembling voice, "I think Harry is right. Those big spiders will become a scourge sooner or later. Let the two scourges harm each other."
"That's not what I said, that's what Albert said." Harry shook his head.
"Okay! But, will this work?" Hermione agreed, raising her wand.
"Sooner or later she will believe it," Harry said meaningfully.