"I didn't expect it to be easier than originally expected. This should be regarded as a crushing victory in terms of equipment and tactics." Albert murmured as he looked at the Slytherin students lying on the floor in the bathroom.
He stepped over the unconscious hapless people, walked to Fred and George, lifted the spell on them, and woke them up from their coma.
"It seems that you did it easily." Fred struggled to get up and looked at Albert, who seemed to have just walked in from the bathroom, with a surprised expression on his face.
They all knew that Albert could definitely handle those guys, but they didn't expect it to be so easy, as simple as eating.
"Well, I used a little trick."
"What little trick is so effective? I want to learn it too." Fred muttered, looked around at the group of unlucky guys, walked to Flint's side, squatted down and looked at the unconscious culprit, and reached out to pat him on the face.
Cheeks, he sneered triumphantly: "When it comes to conspiracy, you are still far behind!"
After the spell on George was lifted, he got up from the ground in embarrassment. With one hand, he rubbed his scalp that was so painful from Montague. With the other hand, he made a fist and lightly hit Albert's shoulder and complained, "If you are any slower,
One step forward and my head will really be stuffed into the toilet."
Albert didn't pay attention to George's complaints, and turned to Fred and said: "There are two unlucky guys outside who were knocked unconscious by me. You go and get them in. They are right at the door. I cast a disillusionment spell on them."
Right. Right, don’t let anyone see it.”
"Don't worry, I will be careful and no one will see it."
For a moment, Fred dragged the unconscious two people outside into the boys' bathroom like a dog, not caring that their cheeks were in close contact with the ground.
"Where is Lee Jordan?" George frowned and asked without seeing his roommate.
"It should be here."
Albert opened the compartment doors one by one. Inside one of the doors, he saw some irregular light distortions. As soon as the disillusionment spell was lifted, Lee Jordan appeared out of thin air.
However, he was obviously knocked unconscious by someone using a stun spell.
"This guy is so unreliable that he actually let others copy and sneak up on us." Fred and George were both complaining about Lee Jordan's unreliability. If this guy was more reliable, they wouldn't have been cheated out of nowhere.
Move, with the strength of the three of them, even if the opponent's number far exceeds ours, they may not be subdued by the opponent.
After receiving special practical training from Albert, the three of them are still very confident in their actual combat abilities.
Albert raised his wand, tapped Lee Jordan's head lightly, and used rejuvenation to wake up his unconscious roommate.
After Lee Jordan woke up, he immediately screamed: "I was attacked by someone. Two shameless bastards hid and attacked me."
"Yes, you were attacked by someone!" Fred reached out and pulled Lee Jordan, and complained angrily: "We were also attacked by someone."
"You were attacked by a sneak attack. It seems that Albert successfully knocked everyone down. However, are you sure that no one else is hiding and preparing to carry out a sneak attack when we are not prepared?" Lee Jordan took out his own from the toilet in disgust.
After wiping off the water stains on the wand with toilet paper, they looked around vigilantly, fearing that someone would suddenly appear and attack them.
"Don't worry, when I came in, I already determined how many people were in the bathroom." Albert handed Fred the Marauder's Map in his pocket and said to himself, "There are nine Slytherins in total.
, plus you three, there are twelve in total.”
"Nine, it seems there are not enough toilets!" George looked at the unconscious Montague with evil intentions, and suddenly said, "Maybe we should leave a toilet space for Mr. Montague."
"No, the toilet is enough." Albert began to use the repair spell to eliminate the traces of the battle in the bathroom.
"What are you going to do with them?" Lee Jordan asked. "Put them in the toilet?"
"This is a good idea." George had already grabbed Montague's hair and was about to stuff his head into the toilet.
"I have a better way."
Albert put away his wand and took out his deformed lizard belt from his pocket. He took out a crystal bottle from his leather bag and handed it to George.
"What is this?" George took the crystal bottle in confusion, glanced at the label on the medicine bottle, and read softly: "Powerful... laxative!"
"Yes, a powerful laxative. I prepared the potion using the pandan beans you bought. I haven't found anyone to test it yet. It just came in handy today." Albert waved his wand, and a toilet roll in the cubicle
The paper flew towards him and was transformed into a spoon in mid-air. When he handed the spoon to Fred, he did not forget to remind him, "Half spoon is enough for each person."
"Isn't half a spoonful too little?" Fred looked at the powerful laxative in the crystal bottle. The amount inside was estimated to be enough for everyone present.
"Yeah, half a spoon for each person is too stingy." Lee Jordan was also making noises. They all had no good impressions of Slytherin students and wished these guys would be unlucky.
"This thing cannot be abused, otherwise it will kill people."
"Dead person? We have never heard that diarrhea can cause death." The three of them all looked like I don't know much, so don't lie to me.
"I guess half a spoonful is enough to make them collapse." Albert couldn't help rolling his eyes. He naturally knew what these three guys were planning and didn't bother to correct them, but he still warned, "Absolutely no more than one spoonful."
.”
The three of them looked at each other and couldn't help but smile, which meant giving them a spoonful.
"But the toilet here is not enough." Lee Jordan and Fred lifted Flint onto the toilet and helped him pretend to be squatting on the toilet.
"After I tamper with their memories later, you can pick a nasty guy, give him a drink, and then let him sit on the toilet."
Albert began to tamper with Flint's memory according to the plan. Although he hadn't written a novel for a long time, he was still doing what he did in his previous life. It was still very simple to create a story that harmonized with himself.
"By the way, remember to take off your pants too. They are coming to the toilet to solve the problem of diarrhea." After seeing the expressions of disgust on the faces of the three of them, Albert said angrily, "Have you seen this before?
You don’t take off your pants when you go to the toilet?”
"I'll leave this job to you." Fred patted George on the shoulder and said.
"Just in time, you can take the opportunity to retaliate against them." Li Jordan also walked out of the cubicle quickly.
"Use magic." Albert reminded.
After a moment, George's teasing voice came from the cubicle, "I dare say this guy's underwear must not have been washed in a week."
"What about the others?" Fred asked with a frown, he didn't want Albert to let them go.
"Give this to them later." Albert took out another weird bottle and handed it to Fred.
"What is this?" Fred opened the bottle and found some very small pills inside.
"It's also a laxative, but it's not as powerful as a strong laxative, and the effect will be delayed. I call it a bowel cleansing pill." Albert explained casually, "We can't let a bunch of people have diarrhea at the same time. That would be too suspicious. As for the medicine,
I don’t know when the effects will occur. They can only hope for luck, after all, this thing is still in the experimental stage.”
"I hope they don't get diarrhea on the way."
Several people laughed happily. They all thought about the scene of these guys suddenly running to the toilet to grab the toilet while holding their stomachs. It was simply too beautiful.
"By the way, remember to take away all the toilet paper." Albert reminded him after dealing with Meng Tai's memory.
The expressions on the faces of the three people were even more exciting.
yes!
There's nothing sadder than going to the bathroom and realizing you've run out of toilet paper.