Speaking of which, the other party suddenly came to look for me, and he actually wanted to teach him how to prevent the water monster from getting into the well?
Looking at Lockhart who kept nagging, Hagrid became dazed. He couldn't help but look at the place where Albert had just disappeared, and couldn't help complaining about the guy who just slipped away.
Albert must have expected this situation, so he sneaked away.
Damn it, you didn't stay with me.
Hagrid felt inexplicably noisy. What did Lockhart just say?
Khalifa signed photo?
"Does he need to send out signed photos?" Hagrid felt speechless and interrupted, "Professor Lockhart, Harry doesn't need to send out signed photos, he is already very famous."
Lockhart frowned slightly when he heard this, but soon continued to chatter about the time when Harry came to school in a flying car.
Hagrid was speechless for a moment, so he simply took the freshly slaughtered rooster from the side, started to pluck the feathers, and said a few casual words to the other party.
Lockhart's various boasts made Hagrid feel uncomfortable all over. He really didn't know whether the other party couldn't understand, or whether he didn't understand on purpose, so he kept nagging for nearly ten minutes.
I don’t know how this man can talk so much. Isn’t he thirsty?
"If you need any help, just come to me." Lockhart smiled at Hagrid with what he thought was a handsome smile, "You know where I am!"
"No, thank you, I don't need help at the moment." Hagrid said dryly.
"However, I'm surprised that you don't have a book written by me yet." Lockhart didn't feel embarrassed at all and said to himself: "Tonight, I will send you a signed book. Okay.
,goodbye!"
After Lockhart left, Hagrid immediately closed the wooden door and let out a big breath.
Thank God, he finally left.
When Hagrid turned his head, he saw Albert sitting in his original position again.
"Where were you hiding just now?" Hagrid glared at Albert angrily.
"If Lockhart sees me, he will definitely be troubled even more, so it's better if I don't see him here." Albert ignored Hagrid's dissatisfied look and casually changed the topic and asked: "Speaking of which,
What was the water monster Lockhart mentioned just now?"
"Water monster is just a general term, which refers to those monsters that live in the water." Hagrid took the half-plucked rooster from the table, wiped the table clean with a rag, and placed the teapot and snacks again.
"What kind of water monster would live in a well?" Albert asked, scratching Fang Ya's ears.
At this moment, there was another knock on the door.
Hagrid took a deep look at Albert, then stepped forward to open the door. When he saw that the people coming were Harry, Ron and Hermione, he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.
"What's Lockhart doing here, Hagrid?" Harry Potter's voice came from outside the door.
"Teach me how to prevent the water monster from getting into the well," Hagrid said angrily, "As if I don't know. What's wrong with Ron? He looks sick?"
Harry and Hermione helped Ron across the threshold, and when they walked into the hut, they saw Albert sitting there rubbing his dog's head.
"Albert?" The surprise on Hermione's face quickly returned to normal, and she said with a smile: "Congratulations, you won the International Wizarding Chess Championship."
"Thank you, what's wrong with Weasley? Is he hit by a curse?" Albert looked at Ron who was spitting out slugs and suggested, "If you don't know how to break the curse, you'd better take him to Pang.
Mrs. Frey, that way he will suffer less."
"Um..." Harry helped Ron sit on a chair and awkwardly told the two of them the reason why Ron spit out slugs.
"He's pretty lucky. Sometimes bad things happen when the spell backs up." Albert looked at Ron with interest and took out his wand to try to break the spell, but it was obviously nothing serious.
The effect, because Ron had slugs spitting out of his mouth again, looked really unflattering.
"It's better to spit it out than swallow it," Hagrid didn't seem too worried and found a large copper basin and placed it in front of Ron.
"Swallow it?" Albert couldn't help but feel sick in his heart when he heard Hagrid's words.
"Is there no way?" Hermione asked.
"It failed. However, this is to be expected. The backlash of the spell is a more difficult situation to deal with." Albert didn't care about Ron's situation. Anyway, he was not the one who spit out slugs. His friends were all
If the person is not taken to the school hospital, who can be blamed?
"That broken wand needs to be replaced!"
Hagrid poured tea for several people with a copper pot, and suddenly thought of something, "Oh, by the way, Harry. I heard that you sent signed photos, why didn't I get them?"
"I didn't send a signed photo," Harry protested dissatisfied. "That's Lockhart spreading rumors."
"Harry, you can go find Lee Jordan and sign your wizard card." Albert suddenly remembered something and continued, "This way, you will no longer need to sign in the future. I told you last time
Lockhart has said this, and he has agreed to let me help him create an exclusive wizard card."
"No, no, thank you." Harry refused dryly.
"I suggest you not to refuse, even Dumbledore is happy to do so." Albert reminded kindly, "In fact, the professors in the school have basically agreed."
"basically?"
"Professor Snape didn't agree, and I haven't been able to convince him yet. To be honest, Professor Snape may have had a little misunderstanding about me." Albert decided to do it secretly in the future. Anyway, Snape finally got cold feet.
, as long as there are photos, it is possible that the other party can crawl out and cause trouble for him, so Albert doesn't care whether Snape refuses or not.
"I don't think so." Hagrid suddenly said.
"Yes, I have already made it for you a long time ago. If you are interested, I will bring you a set of cards next time." Albert said with a smile.
"That's great!" Hagrid nodded with satisfaction, "But I don't want Lockhart's card."
"Hagrid doesn't like Professor Lockhart?" Hermione looked surprised.
"Actually, everyone doesn't like Professor Lockhart." Albert said without thinking, "Didn't you find out? Basically, all the professors in the school don't like Professor Lockhart."
Harry opened his mouth in shock, Hermione showed confusion and confusion, and Ron was still spitting slugs into the basin.
"I just came to Hagrid to inquire about Lockhart. Based on his teaching level, I suspect that everything described in Professor Lockhart's book is actually fiction."
"you should not……"
"Lockhart was bragging to me just now about how he could exorcise female ghosts. If one of the sentences was true, I would eat the teapot." Hagrid also agreed with Albert's words.
"Hagrid, Dumbledore thinks Lockhart..." Hermione's voice couldn't help but rise a bit.
"Who did Ron want to curse just now?" Albert changed the topic rudely. He would not talk to a fan about the person she likes. It would be unwise.
"Malfoy." Ron said hoarsely: "Malfoy called Hermione a 'Mudblood'"
"Is it true?" Hagrid looked at Hermione angrily, wanting to get the answer from her personally.
"Yes," Hermione nodded, "but I don't know what that means."
"Mudblood refers to Muggle wizards like us." Albert explained casually, "It is also a slanderous name for people whose parents do not know magic."
Hagrid looked at Albert quite speechlessly. He didn't understand why Albert didn't seem to be angry at all.
"Actually, you don't know." Albert took a sip of tea and shook his head and said, "The so-called pure-blood wizards in the wizarding world are just a bunch of pathetic people."
At this moment, everyone was stunned, even Ron stopped vomiting.
"The so-called pure blood is actually the result of incest. After all, there are only so many pure blood wizards in the UK, and it is inevitable that they are all related." Albert began to educate the stunned three people: "Three generations of direct blood relatives.
They are considered close relatives."
"You may not know that intermarriage between close relatives can cause a lot of problems, such as genetic diseases, reduced intelligence, schizophrenia, and personalities that can become irritable, angry, arrogant, conceited, or even unreasonable." Albert shouted.
After taking a sip of tea, he continued, "Now do you know why dark wizards are more cruel? Because they are all the products of incest, and sometimes they cannot choose their own birth, so I say they are poor people.
, think about being born with a more irritable personality, or having a genetic disease."
Hagrid thought it was extremely ridiculous, but he felt that what Albert said really made sense. Aren't most Death Eaters the so-called pure-blood wizards?
Don’t those so-called pure-blood wizards really like incest?
"Although such intermarriage, the offspring produced may have far more magical power than ordinary wizards, but now it's not about whose spell is more powerful." As he said, Albert raised his hand and knocked his head and said, "Wizard
Do we need to rely more on the brain, which is the most important? Even if a genius is born, the chance is very low, and it may be accompanied by many genetic problems."
Ron wanted to laugh. Guys like the Malfoy family, who had such a strong sense of superiority, actually turned into worthless wretches in Albert's mouth. He should really let the other party listen to these words.
vomit!
Ron quickly leaned down again, retching, and a few slugs popped out of his mouth again.
This time, it seemed that the other three people were awakened. However, the expressions on their faces became very strange.