Monk Ji Le was in a panic and came to a green mountain road.
He didn't dare to look back and listened carefully. There was no sound behind him. The blissful monk was so happy that he breathed a sigh of relief.
My heart finally got rid of it.
At this moment, a human voice suddenly came to my ears.
"Hey, what a fat butt~"
Monk Bliss's eyes widened, his body like a mountain trembled suddenly, and he broke into cold sweat in an instant.
Someone! Where is it?
He swallowed hard and did not dare to move his neck. His eyes were rolling wildly in his eye sockets, but he did not notice any trouble.
My heart skipped a beat.
He must be a master!
"I haven't seen such a fat ass in a long time."
"Hehehe, it must be very comfortable to play with the board~"
Mr. Muduo didn't think much about it. He saw that the other party was bald and thought he was a monk who was in charge of orders at the Shasheng Temple.
When the first question came out:
"Great Wisdom. Consciousnesses have three forms."
"What three phases?"
Monk Ji Le was suddenly startled. Although he did not find the other party's whereabouts, he did not dare to act rashly.
Unexpectedly, the other party started to ask questions about Buddhist scriptures directly, and immediately answered honestly: "It means transformation, karma, and the truth."
This sentence comes from the Lankavatara Sutra, a Buddhist classic.
Mr. Muduo nodded.
But I thought in my heart: This monk looks strange, but his Zen philosophy is not bad.
But this butt is so tempting, I must get it today!
Mr. Muduo smiled "hehe".
Monk Bliss immediately shuddered, and the hairs all over his body stood up.
"Not bad, not bad."
"It's time for the second question~"
"There are pheasants and rabbits in a cage today. There are thirty-five heads on top and ninety-four legs on the bottom. How many pheasants and rabbits are there?"
Monk Bliss:......
Even the Buddha would not dare to ask such a question!
Is this made by humans?
The blissful monk clasped his fingers and wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Hey hey hey~"
"Come on! Stick your butt out!"
Bang bang bang~
Just listen to the crisp sound coming from the mountain road, it's so rough!
Mr. Mu Duo himself is the most precious weapon spirit inherited by Qiqiao Linglong Pavilion.
Ever since Li Chen was replaced by a thousand-year soul tree, every time he spanked someone, it went straight into the soul.
Even if he is as cultivated as Monk Bliss, he can't help but grit his teeth at this time.
It hurts so much!
After a long time, Monk Ji Le fell down the mountain path with his legs lame.
He looked back at Muduo Mountain and fled into the distance in a panic.
The clouds that day were beautiful, and the sunset that day was a rainbow.
The mountain road was quiet and quiet that day.
But Monk Bliss didn’t even look at it. He only remembered that his buttocks really hurt that day.
Shasheng Temple, an ominous place!
……
Sashoji Temple, Jizen Palace.
Zen Master Lingyou was sweating profusely as he put the last blood leech back into the box.
The obscure Zen master in front of him had his eyes closed tightly and his face was like gold paper.
"How is it?"
At this time, Zen Master Jiyong hurriedly stepped forward and asked.
Zen Master Lingyou wiped his sweat and sighed: "I have sucked out most of the poisonous blood with blood leeches."
"But the poison of the Biluo Divine Needle is so deep that it cannot be eradicated."
"We have to find the antidote quickly, otherwise Uncle Obscure will not survive ten days."
As soon as these words came out, all the monks looked anxious.
"Antidote?"
"Should we go to Jinxiuchuan to seek help?"
"Oh, the Jinxiuchuan is in Xingyue Prefecture. It is thousands of miles away from our Southern Wilderness. Ten days? Ten days at most can we get out of the Southern Wilderness."
"Then what should we do? Are we just going to watch my uncle being poisoned and die?"
"Amitabha."
At this time, Li Chen suddenly interrupted the quarrel among the leaders.
"Uncle Lingyou, why don't you give her a look first?"
"Her?"
Zen Master Lingyou looked in the direction pointed by Lichen and couldn't help but frown.
I saw a slim woman lying on the futon, with a pale face and closed eyes.
"Save her?"
Zen Master Lingyou asked again.
"Uncle Obscure is in this state because of her."
The Biluo Divine Needle is Jinxiuchuan's unique hidden weapon, and Monk Bliss will definitely not be able to use it.
The person who directly poisoned her must be this woman.
When Li Chen heard this, he said: "To untie the bell, you must tie the bell."
"Since the Biluo Divine Needle is Jinxiuchuan's unique hidden weapon, and it was planted by this woman, maybe she has a way to detoxify it."
Zen Master Lingyou groaned and nodded: "I will try my best!"
He immediately held the woman's wrist and quickly frowned.
"This woman was completely exhausted by Monk Bliss, and her body bones are extremely weak. The reason why she did not wake up is because there is a foreign energy in her body that cannot be resolved."
"What?"
"It must be a dirty trick by Monk Ji Le!"
"If we don't get rid of the alien energy, won't this woman never wake up?"
At this time, Zen Master Jiyun sighed: "Monk Ji Le often used this method to use the plundered women as cauldrons."
"Outsiders can't resolve it at all, unless they learn "Infinite Empty Joy"."
"Infinite Empty Joy"?
Li Chen couldn't help but his eyes lit up.
Isn't this technique learned from half of "Happy Zen Kung Fu"?
I learned the "Happy Zen Technique" from the cave of the fourth generation abbot.
This skill was originally a secret skill of Tantric Buddhism, not a magic trick. On the contrary, the true qi achieved through the practice is a harmonious balance of yin and yang, which is rich and majestic and far exceeds the ordinary true qi.
Just because the great mantra leaves no trace, many mantra words in "Happy Zen Gong" have disappeared.
Later, he was secretly speculated by the fourth generation abbot, and gradually developed evil skills.
Li Chen is carrying the "Endless Seal", but he has already completed it.
And he can practice this skill through 'Tears of Love' with the three women.
Thinking of this, Li Chen didn't hesitate anymore and directly pressed his hands on the woman's body. He was suffocating his true energy and found that the true energy in the woman's body was stagnant.
Li Chen frowned slightly, thinking that this was the alien infuriating energy that Master Ling Ling was talking about.
Immediately transform the true energy into the "Happy Zen Kung Fu" and apply it on the opponent's body until the blood circulates for several weeks.
嘤咛~
The corners of the woman's mouth squirmed slightly, and she made a sound, like a tiny mosquito.
"Huh?"
Zen Master Lingyou's eyes widened and he couldn't help but exclaimed.
"She seems to be moving?"
When Li Chen saw that this trick worked, he couldn't help but feel happy and increased his investment of zhenqi.
Sure enough, after a few breaths, the woman opened her eyes leisurely.
When she opened her eyes, she saw bald heads everywhere. The woman screamed and almost fainted again.
She forced herself to calm down and looked around.
I vaguely recognize this as a temple.
"Where is this?"
"Why am I here?"
The woman hugged her legs helplessly and huddled up.
Li Chen sighed, he is also a miserable person.
"Amitabha."
"Little monk Lichen, this is the Shasheng Temple in Southern Xinjiang."
"Southern Xinjiang?"
"Why am I here?"
The woman frowned and began to recall seriously, but she had a splitting headache and couldn't help but cover her head.
Ah~
Suddenly, the woman seemed to have gone crazy, desperately protecting her body.
He looked at the monk in front of him as if he had seen a ghost: "Ah~ go away, go away!"
"Ooooooo, don't touch me!"
All the monks looked at each other.
Li Chen took a look at the mirror and knew that she had recovered her intermediate memory.
I couldn't help but sigh again.
Monk Bliss must die!
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