Chapter 51 The second general meeting of the hospital
Soon the residents of the courtyard gathered together amidst the beating of gongs and drums by the two bad boys of the Liu family.
"Neighbors, we are holding a meeting today mainly because Xu Damao's family lost a chicken, and He Yuzhu happened to be stewing chicken, so Xu Damao felt that He Yuzhu's chicken was stolen from him." The second uncle saw that everyone was here, and he was very happy.
Walking around with a swollen belly, he walked out and explained the reason for the meeting to the residents of the courtyard.
After hearing what the second uncle Liu Haizhong said, everyone present started talking.
"He's stupid...He Yuzhu not only stole my chicken, but also beat me when I found out, so he not only wants to accompany me as an old hen! And I will beat him back twice as much as he did, otherwise, I will shout
Security Department, arrest him and put him in jail!" Seeing so many people, Xu Damao felt that He Yuzhu did not dare to take action, and he felt that he was being taken advantage of, so he immediately became arrogant and shouted at He Yuzhu with spittle.
"Da Mao, you and Zhu Zhu are from the same courtyard, there is no need to make such a big fuss!" When the first uncle heard that He Yuzhu was going to be arrested and sent to work in the prison, he immediately became anxious.
"Master, it wasn't you who stole your chickens, and it wasn't you who those big mouths beat up. Of course you don't have to make such a big fuss!" Xu Damao said angrily, "And who doesn't know about your relationship with He Yuzhu? If you
If I can’t make the decision, then I have to figure it out myself and find someone who can make the decision for me!”
"You..." The elder looked ugly and was speechless.
"This silly Zhu is used to being arrogant and domineering. I think we should teach him a lesson so that he will remember it for a long time!"
"Yes, you usually don't give me, the second uncle, any face, and you don't know how to respect your elders at all."
The second uncle and the third uncle looked at each other, and they both remembered the scenes of being angry at He Yuzhu on weekdays, and immediately began to add fuel to the fire to He Yuzhu, adding insult to injury!
"Old Liu and Lao Yan, you two should stop causing trouble here, okay!" The uncle glared at him and then said to He Yuzhu, "Zhuzhu, this man is capable of bending and stretching. If this chicken really belongs to Xu Damao's family, you
Hurry up and admit it, apologize, and seek forgiveness! Otherwise, you will really get sued!"
"Master, my chicken really does not belong to his Xu Damao family. If you have the ability, Xu Damao can tell me?" He Yuzhu was not afraid at all.
"Hey He Yuzhu, you said it's not mine if it's not mine? How can you prove that this chicken is not mine?"
"Brother Damao, if you sue Zhu Zhu for stealing your chicken, you will have to prove that the chicken is yours. Where can the defendant prove it himself?" Zhang Zhonghua saw that it was almost done. It was time for him to appear, so he put down the bowl and left.
come out.
"Who the hell... Xiaohua, what does this have to do with you, don't worry about it." When Xu Damao heard this, he was about to curse, but he realized that Zhang Zhonghua immediately suppressed the curse words.
"Xiaohua is right, how can you prove that this chicken is yours?"
"I, I, I can't prove that it's from my family, so you can prove that it's not from my family? And I just threw the chicken away, and you happened to be stewing the chicken. How could such a coincidence happen?"
"This!" He Yuzhu was also confused. How could he prove that this chicken did not belong to Xu Damao's family?
And he is so lucky, where can he reason with him?
"Ahem. Brother Zhuzhu, on our way back from get off work just now, what did I ask you for?" Zhang Zhonghua looked at He Yuzhu who was at a loss. He was very confused. Zhang Zhonghua suddenly felt that iron could not become steel.
"What did you ask me about just now?" He Yuzhu was stunned for a moment, then started to recall, and suddenly remembered: "You asked me what this chicken is..."
"That's right." Zhang Zhonghua patted He Yuzhu's shoulder, turned around and walked back to the crowd.
"Xu Shamao, if I can prove that this chicken is yours today, what will you say?" He Yuzhu immediately felt confident when he recalled that the chicken was a rooster.
Although there is no chicken head, there are some obvious differences between rooster and hen.
What you Xu Damao lost was a hen, and this is a rooster. This can always prove that this chicken is not your Xu Damao's.
"You!" Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu's confident look and immediately hesitated. Can he really prove that the chicken is not his? Is he bluffing?
But then he thought about it, even if He Yuzhu could produce proof of purchase, he could only prove that the chicken was not his own because He Yuzhu had bought it.
At most I won't lose or lose, the advantage is mine.
"I really don't believe you can prove it. As long as you can prove that this chicken does not belong to me, Xu Damao, you can do whatever you want!"
"Okay, if I can't prove that the chicken is not yours, I'll give you back the chicken twice as much, and I'll let you take it back, big-mouthed guy. If I can prove it, I won't ask for money, and I won't whip you either, that's all!"
"What do you want?"
"As long as you kneel down and kowtow to me, and then call me grandpa, the matter will be over. What do you think? Do you dare?"
"You...come as soon as you come. Who is afraid of whom? I don't believe it anymore." Xu Damao gritted his teeth and looked at He Yuzhu's confident look. He was a little unsure whether He Yuzhu was bluffing or whether he could really prove that the chicken was not his own.
However, hearing the commotion and raising rice seedlings around him, Xu Damao felt a bit overwhelmed, so he agreed.
"Okay, you, Xu Damao, have finally been a man for a while. Come and take a closer look at the difference between my chicken and their old hens."
"This." The three stewards looked at each other, wondering how to tell the difference, but they still stepped forward.
The three of them gathered around the pot at He Yuzhu's house and began to look through the chopsticks in the pot. Gradually, the three of them saw the door.
The three of them looked at each other and knew that the other two also understood.
"Three uncles, can you tell that this is not my old hen?" Xu Damao immediately became anxious when the three uncles didn't speak.
"This, Damao, this is really not your chicken!" The first uncle Yi Zhonghai was pushed out by the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui to explain to Xu Damao.
"No, how did you tell? Can you tell if a chicken is from my family if it has shed its feathers?" Xu Damao was dumbfounded and really couldn't understand how the three uncles could tell.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Hmph, Xu Damao, you silly Mao, let me tell you, my pot of chicken is a rooster! Since it is a rooster, how can he be your family?
Where is the old hen?" He Yuzhu stood aside with his arms folded and said with a sneer.
"This is impossible!" Xu Damao said as he rushed to the pot, picked up his chopsticks and looked through it, "There's not even a chicken head, how could you tell it's a rooster!"
"Da Mao, look at that chicken carefully," the third uncle Yan Bugui reminded from the side.
Xu Damao took a look and saw that there was more red meat and less white meat. It was obviously rooster meat.
I 226, I was tricked by this bastard Silly Zhu, and I remembered what Zhang Zhonghua just said to He Yuzhu, and I realized that it was Zhang Zhonghua who reminded He Yuzhu, and he even started to hate Zhang Zhonghua.
There are very few chicken farms at the moment, and there are very few feed chickens. Most of the chickens are free-range chickens raised by farmers. Roosters have significantly more red meat than hens. You can tell this with a little experience.
"Okay, He Yuzhu, I wrongly blamed you today. I'll see you later." After saying that, he ran away.
"Wait." He Yuzhu stopped Xu Damao: "What did Xu Damao just say? If I can prove that this chicken is not yours, what will happen to you? You just agreed, and so many neighbors are watching. You won't
You want to default on your debt."
"He Yuzhu, don't go too far." Xu Damao said to He Yuzhu through gritted teeth.
"Tch, if I can't prove that this chicken is yours, can you spare me?
Besides, you are a manly man, and you are right to the point, don’t let me look down on you, don’t you think so?”
He Yuzhu did not forget to incite the residents who were watching the courtyard, and the onlookers were also very instigated. There were boos and boos from the crowd immediately.
"That's right, Xu Damao, are you a man?"
"As a man, you have to spit out your hair."
"That's it, don't let the old and young men in this courtyard look down on you."
"Xu Damao, knock one."
"Xu Damao!"
"Knock one!"
"Xu Damao!"
"Knock one!"
Listening to the cheers from the people around him, Xu Damao gritted his teeth and stared at He Yuzhu. Lou Xiaoe glanced at He Yuzhu hatefully, stamped her feet and went home to stop caring about Lou Xiaoe.
"Stop staring, come on!" He Yuzhu sat on the stool, crossed his legs and looked at Xu Damao.
"Okay, He Yuzhu, remember this, we are not done yet." After saying this, Xu Damao knelt down and kowtowed to He Yuzhu, stood up and was about to leave.
"Wait." Looking at Xu Damao who turned to leave, He Yuzhu called him.
"He Yuzhu, what else do you want to do?"
"It hasn't screamed yet!"
"Okay, He Yuzhu, just wait for me, grandpa!" Xu Damao squeezed out the word grandpa through his teeth.
"Okay, okay, let's all disperse! Go home!" Seeing that the matter was settled, the first man asked everyone to go back to their homes.
"Wait!" Xu Damao, who had walked half way home, turned back again. He had reacted vigorously, and the conflict between himself and He Yuzhu was resolved.
But I haven’t found my old hen yet. I can’t knock my head off because my grandpa also called the chicken and still can’t find it.