Qiaoyin carried a wooden basin back to her room from the well. When passing by Erwu's room, she happened to see Erwu, who had changed into new clothes, locking the door with his back to her...
In front of the bedroom, Er Wu, who had just taken out the key to the copper lock, trembled, as if he was an adulterer who had been caught in an act of adultery, with a guilty conscience. He slowly turned around and said with a nonchalant smile: "It's too early, I can't sleep. I Go out for a walk.”
"What new clothes are you wearing when you go out for a walk at night?" Qiaoyin said immediately as he was not that cool.
"These clothes aren't new anymore, I just haven't worn them all the time." Erwu explained casually, moving towards the outside of the courtyard: "You go ahead and get busy. I'll be back soon."
"Stop, I'll take the clothes into the room and then walk with you," Qiaoyin said.
Erwu's expression changed and he hesitated: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth, it was some brothers in the yamen who asked me to go out for a drink."
Qiaoyin raised her eyebrows: "The Yu Canhua incident is not over yet. If you go drinking at this time, will you die?"
Erwu said: "The main reason is that their kindness is hard to resist. You can't stop living just because of the threat of a jade broken flower, right? Don't worry, I promise not to drink too much. Even if I encounter a jade broken flower, I will be able to fight."
"What if you encounter the jade broken flower and seven ghosts? Don't forget, it's night now, and the seven ghosts can come out." Qiaoyin said sternly.
Erwu: "..."
Qiaoyin looked gentle and said in a gentle voice: "Don't go, safety first."
"Erwu, have you packed up?" Just when Erwu was frustrated and ready to agree, a short policeman suddenly came in front of the backyard door and shouted loudly.
"Xiao Liu, you go ahead, I won't go." Erwu glanced at Qiaoyin, restrained his past desires, and rooted his feet to the spot.
"Why don't you go? I can tell you, Zuixianfang..."
"Ahem!" He coughed loudly.
"What are you coughing for? Come out quickly. Didn't you scream like that two days ago? Are you going to break your virginity today?" Xiaoliu obviously had bad eyesight and didn't even see Qiaoyin who was a little further away. .
Erwu's mentality was shattered. He ran to the courtyard door like a gust of wind and pushed Xiaoliu out with all his strength: "Shut up, stop saying a few words and go to Zuixianfang to play with you!"
"Hey, hey, don't do it, don't do it!
"Xiao Liu shouted.
Just as the two were pushing each other, a black beetle flew out of Xiaoliu's cuff and quietly slipped into Erwu's cuff...
"Zui Xianfang ha."
A moment later, when Erwu drove away Xiaoliu and returned to the courtyard, he saw Qiaoyin standing in front of the door of his room with an ashen face, as terrifying as a female ghost.
Erwu broke into a cold sweat in an instant and stammered: "It's Zuixianfang ordered by Capt. Zhao. How do I have the right to decide where to drink?"
"Then how do you explain why you lost your virginity tonight?" Qiaoyin said quietly.
"It's a joke, just a joke. I've always kept myself clean. How could I lose my virginity in a place like that?"
"I believe you are a big-headed ghost!" Qiaoyin said angrily: "I said how could you have the guts to go out drinking at such a dangerous time? It turns out you are just a coward and a coward. Now I finally understand why others say "sex"
The last knife turned out to be this."
"Qiaoyin, please listen to my explanation, Qiaoyin..." Seeing the girl striding towards the boudoir, Erwu hurriedly chased her and shouted.
Inside the pavilion.
The two people, who were disturbed by this nonsense, looked at each other, and then laughed in unison.
"It's great to be young." Zhong Kui couldn't help but sigh with a smile.
Qin Yao understood that he was talking about a young heart and not specifically the real ages of Erwu and Qiaoyin.
Not to mention a thousand-year-old man like Zhong Kui, even Qin Yao, who has lived for two generations, cannot be so simple, so pure, so... immature and youthful emotionally.
They all died once.
Is there any kind of love that I can’t stand?
If you like it, stay together; if you don't like it, stay apart.
How can there be such a long relationship between children and children?
Compared with relationships, career is the center of his life. After all, relationships cannot lead to immortality, but career can lead to longevity.
Becoming a god is the ladder to immortality, and strength is the condition for becoming a god... This structure is Qin Yao's pursuit.
"When you are young, you long for maturity, but when you mature, you miss your youth. This is the most common portrayal of life." Qin Yao chuckled as he watched Er Wu patting Qiao Yin's door and explaining something.
"Why do you feel like two old men can't sleep at night, looking at other people's youth and sighing about their own lives?" Zhong Kui stroked his beard and spoke, his expression gradually getting weird.
Qin Yao: "..."
It's true that you are an old man.
Not me!
"It's getting late, so let's get here first today." Zhong Kui stood up without waiting for Qin Yao's reply.
"Old Heavenly Master, it's dark and the roads are slippery. How about you rest in this wine shop tonight? I can give you the bed." Qin Yao stood up and said.
"Then you just make a bunk on the floor and pester me for advice for half the night?" Zhong Kui chuckled.
Qin Yao waved his hands repeatedly: "You may have misunderstood me..."
"oh?"
Zhong Kui asked in surprise: "What do you mean, once you get started, you no longer need my guidance?"
Qin Yao smiled slightly: "You are a heavenly master, so why not sleep all night?"
"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. I've never seen anyone as shameless as you." Zhong Kui said and wanted to take off on the wind. However, as soon as his body took off, the three evil spirits of green sheep, black chicken, and green ox under his eyes suddenly hit him.
Black Tiger stood up under pressure and roared, making a shrill sound that no one else could hear.
In the pavilion, Qin Yao was about to talk about studying, how could he call it shameless, but Zhong Kui suddenly fell down again, and immediately changed his words: "Are you moved by my perseverance in studying?"
Zhong Kui said angrily: "If I don't kick you, it's all because of my good conduct. I'm so impressed!"
Qin Yao: "Then why do you..."
"The eight ghosts are taking control, the three evil spirits are taking charge, and the battle is about to begin." Zhong Kui interrupted: "Let me try the two ghosts and eight immortals!"
Qin Yao blinked and said to himself: Just give it a try and don't kill my experience pack.
For an elder of Zhong Kui's level, the evil virtues of the Eight Immortals would be a drop in the bucket in terms of promotion, but for a candidate official like Qin Yao who has not yet entered the mainstream, it can be said to be a great help.
He was really worried that Zhong Kui would be so murderous that he would eat all seven of the Eight Immortals, leaving only a broken jade flower for him...
At the beginning of Zi Shi.
Midnight watch.
In his sleep, Erwu's body suddenly arched into a prawn shape, as if he had been bitten by something, and his face was full of pain.
"Uh-huh."
After a while, his legs suddenly straightened again, and his upper body bounced up as if loaded with bullets. He slowly opened his eyes, and two green fluorescent lights suddenly lit up in the deep night, illuminating his gloomy and dull face...