Chapter 306 Mao Shanjian: I feel miserable! (4000)
Qin Yao really respected Si Mu.
After all, if Simu hadn't helped him support this stall in Maoshan, he would have been trapped in the whirlpool of sect struggles and trivial matters. Looking at the entire Yizhuang family, including Jiu Shu, no one can compare with Si in this position.
The purpose is to do better.
However, he agreed to inspect Maoshan Academy not out of respect for the fourth purpose, but because he smelled the yin virtues conveyed in the story...
In his memory, the story level of Maoshan Academy should not be low, because the two bosses active in the story are the General Ghost of the Qing Dynasty and the Emperor's Corpse of the Warring States Period.
The main line of the story is not complicated. It is said that during the Warring States Period, an emperor who longed for immortality died after taking an elixir. The alchemists spent the night embroidering jade clothes with gold threads for burial. Unexpectedly, the sky changed drastically during the burial, and the moon headed by
Nine stars in a row, moonlight scattered, poured into the emperor's corpse, giving birth to an emperor's corpse, which was buried underground during the earthquake.
Time passed, and in the early years of the Min Kingdom, the new official Alexander Cao returned from abroad and took office in Wuming Town. On the day he took office, in order to show off and break superstition, he moved into a haunted old Qing Dynasty house.
As a result, something unexpected happened that night, and the ghosts of the Qing Dynasty were brought out. Fortunately, Alexander Cao had the three things to do as a new official, otherwise he would have died on the spot.
Later, Alexander Cao accidentally discovered the fragments of the golden jade garment. He was greedy for money and ignored Mao Shanjian's dissuasion. He secretly exploded the cave where the Emperor Zombie was, triggering a huge battle between humans, ghosts and zombies...
Qin Yao is looking forward to how much virtue this big fight will bring him. The villains in every story are his steps to the top.
Um……
Thank you opponent.
It is they who taught me how to grow.
"Senior nephew, this is Senior Brother Maoshan Jianmao. Just call me Uncle." In a blink of an eye, a square-faced old man with white beard and eyebrows walked into the room and introduced him immediately.
Qin Yao stood up from the chair next to the wooden table, raised his hands and saluted: "Greetings to Uncle Mao."
"You don't have to be polite, my nephew." After experiencing the treasure-giving congratulations during the day, Mao Shanjian was in awe of Qin Yao and did not dare to act like a master uncle at all, so he hurriedly returned the gift.
'The attitude is very correct.' Qin Yao smiled and commented silently in his heart.
"Uncle Mao, I heard from Uncle Four Eyes that you want to take the disciples of Maoshan Academy into the main peak?"
Mao Shanjian nodded and said with emotion: "When I attended the celebration banquet today, I realized that we have been sitting in a well and watching the sky in the past... The countryside is indeed not a good place to practice Taoism. I want to find a way out for those children."
After saying that, he couldn't help but mutter in his heart: It's also to find a way out for myself.
Considering his grade, if nothing unexpected happens, he will never be able to achieve enlightenment and become an immortal in this life. If he does not enter reincarnation, the best thing is to seek an official position in the underworld.
Qin Yao, who had just joined Fengdu, was like a golden thigh to him.
"Have you seen the ghost of the Qing Dynasty general?" Qin Yao suddenly asked.
Mao Shanjian was stunned and shook his head: "I have seen ghosts from the Qing Dynasty, but I have never seen any ghosts from the Qing Dynasty generals."
"Where is the corpse of the Warring States emperor?" Qin Yao asked again.
Mao Shanjian continued to shake his head: "I haven't seen it either."
"It's okay if you haven't seen it before." After confirming the progress of the story with two questions, Qin Yao smiled slightly and waved: "Let's go, take me to Maoshan Academy."
Mao Shanjian: "..."
Are you so resolute?
He was panicked.
Just like a department manager who receives news of a spot inspection from a senior leader, and has no time to make any response, he can only hope that the "employees" in his department will be more alert and not let him slip up at the critical moment.
That would really cost you your life!
As for refusing...
Mao Shanjian didn't even dare to think about it.
Who can be so aggressive as to refuse random inspections from superiors?
Early next morning.
Mao Shanjian, with the magic talisman attached to his leg, took Qin Yao to the foot of two hills covered with coffins, pointed at the dirt road between the hills and said: "Senior nephew Qin, after passing this mountain pass, we will reach Wuming Town.
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Qin Yao looked up at the two hanging coffin mountains and asked curiously: "Is hanging coffin burial the custom here?"
"This was the custom in ancient times. In modern times, except for those who are extremely rich or those who desperately want to change their fortunes, they will choose to be buried in the ground." Mao Shanjian explained patiently.
"What do you mean?"
"In ancient times, people here generally believed that the higher the hanging coffin, the stronger the spirit of the deceased, and the stronger the spirit, the greater the ability to protect the family."
Qin Yao laughed dumbly: "Is this really the case?"
Mao Shanjian nodded: "Through my years of practice, the ghosts or zombies at the top of the hanging coffin are indeed stronger than those at the bottom. I guess it may be related to the power of the moon. The higher the coffin, the better
The power of the moonlight will be greater."
While talking, the two came to the entrance of the mountain, and suddenly a gong sounded in their ears, and then a young man in Taoist robes jumped out.
"Master, why is it you?" After seeing Mao Shanjian's appearance, the man was suddenly shocked.
Mao Shanjian's face darkened, he glanced at Qin Yao secretly, and yelled at the young man: "You bastard, what are you doing here, are you trying to rob me?!"
"No, Master, I'm selling goods here!" the young man explained quickly.
Mao Shanjian twitched the corner of his mouth, stepped forward and twisted the other person's ears, scolding: "I don't know how to practice well in such a good time, what are you selling here?"
"The peach wood swords, devil-conquering talismans, and evil-proof hand cards for sale..." The young man said instinctively, not knowing whether he was frightened.
Mao Shanjian: "..."
Am I fucking asking you what you’re selling?
Qin Yao couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
There was no way, he had never experienced any special laughter-suppressing training.
"Shut up, go back, and inform your senior brothers that a noble man from Maoshan is visiting." Mao Shanjian kicked him hard and cursed.
Based on his understanding of this disciple, if he didn't speak to this extent, no matter how much he hinted, he would definitely not be able to understand. By then, he would probably be embarrassed in front of his nephew.
Now I just hope that Aguang will deliver the words smoothly, so that the idiots in the school can become serious.
"Noble?" Aguang blinked, turned to look at Qin Yao, and was secretly shocked: Are all the Taoist priests in the Zuting Mountain Gate so fierce?
"Why are you stunned? Go quickly." Mao Shanjian suppressed his anger and said.
"Oh, oh, let's go now, see you master." A Guang responded, looked away, turned around and ran away.
"Haha, don't worry about little things, nephew. He is the most naughty in the whole school." After driving A Guang away, Mao Shanjian explained with a guilty conscience.
What can Qin Yao say?
At this moment, he could finally understand the mood of those inspection team members in later generations.
"It's okay, uncle, let's keep walking..."
Mao Shanjian prayed silently in his heart and led Qin Yao towards the school without haste.
Don't dare to rush.
I really don't dare to rush.
Who knows if those bastards would have taken care of themselves if they had arrived early.
After grinding for a while, Mao Shanjian finally led Qin Yao to a small courtyard with the Maoshan Academy hanging there. He pointed at the inner courtyard and said: "Master nephew, this is the Maoshan Academy I opened.
Including my daughter, there are a total of twenty-one disciples."
"Go in and take a look." Qin Yao said, taking the lead in crossing the threshold...
The courtyard of this school is very large. There are weapon racks on the east and west sides. The racks are filled with various weapons.
Opposite the door are two rooms. The one on the left has rows of tables. At the moment, about twenty young people are reading books on the tables.
The room on the right is filled with countless martial arts equipment, all of which are neatly arranged.
Mao Shanjian secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Master nephew, do you want to give them some guidance?"
Qin Yao shook his head and said with a smile: "Forget it today, let's wait for another day... I have to ask my uncle to help me find a place to live. I plan to stay here for a few more days."
Mao Shanjian couldn't tell whether he was happy or regretful in his heart, and said quickly: "Okay, nephew, please come with me."
At this time, inside the classroom.
A girl in a blue dress held a book in her hand, sat upright at the desk, and said softly: "Are you here?"
"I don't know!" the young man sitting next to her responded.
"If you don't know, just take a look."
"I don't dare. What if I meet your eyes and he asks me questions again?!"
Girl: "..."
After a long time.
After settling down Qin Yao, Mao Shanjian turned around and came to the church. Looking at the backs of these people who were as motionless as withered wood, he couldn't help laughing: "If you study as seriously as you do now, Taoism won't stretch your hips like this.
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"father."
In the front row, the girl suddenly turned around, her eyes wandering, and asked doubtfully: "Where is the noble man from Maoshan?"
"Going to rest."
Mao Shanjian crossed the sidewalk and came to the lectern. He looked down at the crowd and said, "Prick up your ears and listen. The distinguished people here today are not only the powerful Waimao people, but also the nobles of all of us!"
I am old, and I don’t know how many more years I can live in the human world. After I die and go to the underworld, if the other party greets me casually, I won’t have to worry about my future ghost life.
And you still have the possibility of succeeding in spiritual practice, and this possibility should be with the right person.
He is the support I have found for you. Please behave well during this period. If anyone pulls his hips and affects the impression of Maoshan Academy in the hearts of noble people, don't blame him for being a teacher who is unkind!"
All the disciples were shocked and said in unison: "Yes, Master..."
"Dad, how should we behave?" the girl asked immediately.
Mao Shanjian thought for a while and said to the young man next to the girl: "Aluo, tonight you teach the junior brothers how to invite ghosts. I will invite noble people to watch at that time. You should prepare well and don't show it to me."
Smashed."
A Luo suddenly stirred up his spirit and said quickly: "Master, this disciple is not good at Taoism..."
Mao Shanjian laughed angrily: "Bastard, at this time you know that your Taoist skills are useless? Normally, if you are willing to work harder, how can you be so useless now when you rush to work?"
A Luo was crying and had no temper at all after being scolded.
Mao Shanjian glanced from A Luo to the others. When he saw all the disciples lowering their heads, he sighed helplessly: "The ghost who died in three months has a slightly lower evil spirit. Considering your strength, it shouldn't be a problem."
"Wouldn't this look good?" Arlo whispered.
Mao Shanjian was speechless: "It looks good to use May's ghost, and it will make you look good."
Arlo: "..."
At nightfall.
Mao Shanjian personally came to the backyard of the school and knocked on the door of Qin Yao's room: "Nephew, dinner is ready. Let's go and have something together."
Qin Yao flew up from the bed lightly, landed slowly in front of the door, and said with a smile: "Okay, uncle."
After a while, the two walked side by side through a full moon arch and came to the front yard. They saw a group of school disciples gathered together, listening to someone explaining something.
Mao Shanjian looked at Qin Yao from the corner of his eye. Seeing that he remained calm, he opened his mouth and asked everyone, "What are you doing?"
"Master, I'm teaching my brothers to invite ghosts." Aluo said according to the plot that had been rehearsed in advance.
Mao Shanjian nodded, turned around and said with a smile: "Senior nephew Qin, why don't we watch their performance first?"
Qin Yao felt like a bright mirror in his heart, but he still wanted to give this uncle a bit of sympathy: "Okay, uncle."
Mao Shanjian relaxed and looked at A Luo: "Then stop talking about it and just do it."
A Luo took a deep breath: "Yes, Master... Xiaoguang, go and bring an urn."
"Yes, senior brother." Aguang nodded in agreement, ran into a side room, and kept saying in his heart: "I want March, not May, I want March, not May, March, May
Moon’s…”
"The Beauty of the Sun and the Moon"
Saying this, he picked a jar, moved it out, and placed it in front of A Luo: "Senior brother."
A Luo nodded and ordered: "Scatter the ashes out a little, put the jar on the ashes, and then go get two big red lanterns."
A Guang followed his words and quickly prepared everything for casting the spell.
"ha."
A Luo suddenly shouted, jumped over with a somersault, and performed a set of boxing techniques in the yard. Not to mention, this boxing technique was very powerful and impressive.
"Uncle Master, can I ask a question?" Qin Yao said softly.
"Master nephew, tell me." Mao Shanjian responded quickly.
"Does this boxing technique have anything to do with inviting ghosts?"
Mao Shanjian: "..."
No matter what, this is purely a personal behavior.
But can he say that? Wouldn't it appear that his apprentice has something wrong with his mind?
"Master nephew, he is moving his body to keep himself in the best condition." Suddenly Fu Ling's heart came to his mind, and Mao Shanjian came up with a seemingly flawless explanation.
Qin Yao raised his eyebrows.
Okay, just say yes.
I won't argue with you.
"Open the door of ghosts, follow the path of ghosts, and invite ghosts out of the underworld..." After a set of punches, Aluo finally started to do business. He made seals with his hands and pointed the swords of both hands at the jar containing the ashes.
"Huh...huh..."
As he chanted the incantations faster and faster, gusts of dark wind suddenly blew in the courtyard, and the two lanterns were lifted up by the wind Xuan'er and slowly rose into the air.
"boom."
"boom."
When Aluo bowed three times to the lanterns, two big red lanterns suddenly exploded, scaring a group of teenagers back.
"No." A Luo's expression changed and he shouted at A Guang: "What month did you get it from?"
"Three, three...no, it's from May." Aguang said with a sad face.
A Luo shuddered and quickly ran towards Mao Shanjian: "Master, help me..."