Li Weidong picked up the thermometer and looked at it. It was 36.3 degrees Celsius, no fever.
Seeing Yu Li still sitting there in a daze, Li Weidong knew that he had been misunderstood again.
He hurriedly said: "The matchmaker only exchanged our birthdays and horoscopes, and did not introduce anything else. Today I would like to solemnly introduce you. I am 20 years old. I live in a courtyard in South Tongluo Lane. I have two rooms in the house. I like to study and do business.
It’s a big car, I can get my driver’s license tomorrow, and my salary and subsidies combined can support ten children.”
Yu Li breathed a sigh of relief after understanding it this way, but felt a little empty in her heart.
"I am 18 years old. I have no job for the time being and have no special hobbies. I just like to do some needlework on weekdays."
"Look, this is the pillowcase I embroidered."
Perhaps feeling that her conditions were a bit poor, Yu Li took out a pillowcase from under her pillow, with an embroidery of mandarin ducks playing in the water.
Li Weidong touched the densely packed stitches and praised: "This needlework is really good, I like it."
The two began to chat about the past, and suddenly there was a noise outside.
"Haitang, don't go in, your brother-in-law is whispering to your sister!"
"We are not outsiders. There is nothing we cannot enter."
The two of them separated quickly, and the door was pushed open from the outside.
"Brother-in-law, Mr. Yu is here. Didn't you just say that you had something to ask of him?"
Yu Haitang barged in without a look, making Li Weidong grit his teeth in anger.
The opportunity to have a deeper understanding that I had so longed for was ruined by this girl's movie.
I should really find a chance to beat her up.
Li Weidong was about to get up when he thought that the candy hadn't been taken out yet.
"By the way, I brought you a bag of toffee. It tastes bitter after taking the medicine, but it tastes sweet to you."
Yu Li was about to reach out and take it, but Yu Haitang snatched it away.
"Brother-in-law, I want to eat too."
She took out a toffee from her bag and licked it into her mouth.
Maybe she was too greedy, her cheeks bulged a few times, and she actually choked on her saliva. After coughing a few times, thick white sugar juice flowed out of the corner of her mouth.
Li Weidong shook his head at the greedy little cat, "Eat slowly, my brother-in-law is rich, and I will buy it for you in the future."
Alas, what can you do if you have such an obscure sister-in-law?
Yu Li also realized that Yu Haitang's behavior was a bit excessive and responded with an apologetic smile.
In front of Li Weidong, she couldn't accuse Yu Haitang of wrongdoing. She could only smile and said: "Don't you have something to do? Go quickly. Don't worry, I'm fine."
"Okay, I'll come see you tomorrow."
Li Weidong left the back room and came to the yard.
Uncle Yu was already sitting under the wintersweet tree, holding a book and shaking his head, and from time to time he uttered strange syllables that he couldn't understand.
Li Weidong discovered that the book in his hand did not seem to be the physics textbook from last time. There was a weird tadpole text written on the black cover.
"Uncle, are you no longer a scientist?"
"Ahem, don't mention it. I wrote a paper on the carefully researched rocket fuel formula and sent it to the Chinese Academy of Sciences. The experts there took one look and kicked me out."
Uncle Yu curled his lips, as if no one in the world knew you.
"That's because they have no vision!" Li Weidong agreed.
Are you kidding, if you use coal as fuel, who would have to kick you out?
He looked at the old man's books and asked curiously: "Which Chinese language did you study?"
"I have a relative in Mongolia, and I plan to travel there in a while."
Li Weidong gave a thumbs up.
Learning a foreign language at such a young age is a bit interesting for this old man.
Xu learned from Yu's mother that Li Weidong had sent pig intestines again, and Uncle Yu's attitude was very good.
When he learned that Li Weidong wanted to learn martial arts, he wrote a handwritten letter without saying anything and asked Li Weidong to give it to the old Zen master when he went to Huling.
"Uncle, you are such a generous person. I admire you. I admire you."
"I admire you. Then please ask me to give you a bath."
Uncle Yu suddenly made an unexpected request to Li Weidong.
There was no bathroom in the house in this era. It was cold in winter, so you had to go to the bathhouse to take a bath.
Li Weidong has not taken a shower since he came to this world.
At this moment, I also felt that my body was sticky and my hair could be refined into oil, so I naturally nodded in agreement.
"Okay, let's leave now?"
"Let's go now!"
The two were about to ride their bicycles to the bathhouse, but Uncle Yu was called to the kitchen by Yu's mother. Li Weidong could only push the bicycle and wait outside.
In the kitchen.
"Her uncle, go to the bathhouse with your uncle and take the opportunity to see him."
"Look at him? What are you looking at?"
"Ahem, what can I see? Of course, it depends on whether he is healthy."
"It's time for a physical examination! I understand, don't worry, I will take care of this for you."
As a royal relative, Uncle Yu knew the rules of the former royal family very well.
Before Gege leaves the cabinet, the Ministry of Internal Affairs will always send a palace maid to sleep with the intended consort for half a month. After the palace maid completes this experience, she will report her feelings to the royal family. If the palace maid feels that the experience is okay, the whole marriage will be completed.
can be carried out.
Of course, now is a new era, and this kind of old dregs should be abandoned. It is impossible to have palace maids, so there is no problem for him, an old man, to take the opportunity to observe.
At this time, Li Weidong, who was waiting outside, was already a little anxious. He always felt that something was wrong with the way Yu's mother looked at him just now.
Just as he was about to go back to the yard to call Uncle Yu, the old man came out pushing his bicycle with a smile on his face.
"Uncle, let's go."
Uncle Yu didn't wait for Li Weidong, pushed the bicycle forward two steps, and then jumped on the bicycle.
Why, because he is short!
Look at Li Weidong, a tall man of 1.8 meters, hanging on his bicycle, pedaling on the ground, saying "Let's go", and the bicycle started off smoothly.
In the early years, old Beijing people paid attention to "two bubbles", namely teahouses and bathhouses.
There is even an old saying that goes, "After leaving the teahouse, enter the bathhouse - rinse inside and outside."
Going to the bathhouse to "bath" has been integrated into the daily life of Beijing people, becoming a way of life and a habit, and has become a culture.
In the old days, people were divided into three, six or nine grades, and bathhouses also had grades.
The highest-end bathhouse is called "Guantang", the medium-sized bathhouse is called "Buntang", and the most common bathhouse is called "Sanza".
After liberation, all working people were equal, and bathhouses were state-owned. Anyone with a bathhouse ticket could enter.
Uncle Yu was obviously a stubborn man, and he managed to get two bathing tickets for Tsinghua Pool from nowhere.
There is Qinghua Pool in the east and Huabin Garden in the west. Qinghua Pool is one of the leaders in the bathhouse world.
As soon as he entered the door, Li Weidong heard a shout: "Here you are, you two, please come inside."
Hi, this is the smell.
The waiters are also more enthusiastic than other state-owned stores, but when they saw Uncle Yu, their expressions turned into those of old men on the subway looking at their mobile phones.jpg
The waiters who were serving the guests gathered around, and one waitress even said to Uncle Yu: "Comrade, do you know the rules?"
They didn't disperse until Uncle Yu nodded, but their eyes still glanced here from time to time, as if they were afraid that Uncle Yu would do something bad.
This made Li Weidong a little confused. What on earth did this old man do to make the waiters feel like they were facing a formidable enemy?
Since it was still early, there were not many people in the bathhouse, so I put on the wooden pull-up board, took off my clothes, picked up the cut soap from the cabinet, and jumped into the pool.
The water temperature was just right, and Li Weidong felt refreshed all over. He became intoxicated.
Uncle Yu was just the opposite. He jumped into the bath and instead of taking a bath, he looked at Li Weidong's bed.
After taking a look, he looked confused, rubbed his eyes, looked again, and his expression changed drastically.
He jumped out of the bath with a 'crash' sound, still cursing, "Beast, what a beast, isn't this going to kill people?"
Then without even saying hello, I changed my clothes and rushed out of the bathhouse.
This left Li Weidong a little confused. What happened to the old man? Who provoked him?
Thinking that Uncle Yu himself was a little strange, he didn't chase him out and just had a good time.
When my whole body turned red and the ashes soaked up, I went to the pool and hired a bath master.
The big-bodied and round-waisted bath master rubbed Li Weidong's body twice with a bath towel and frowned: "Comrade, you have to pay extra for this."
Li Weidong: "..."
Just when Li Weidong was enjoying the ravages of the Han Dynasty, Uncle Yu returned to the Yu family.
As soon as he entered the door, he was pulled into the kitchen by Yu's mother, "How is her uncle and uncle?"
"Huh, that guy is a donkey!" Uncle Yu was a little scared when he thought about the scene at that time.
The key is that that scary thing is always dangling in front of your eyes. Come on, go and draw two pairs of fans to wash your eyes.
Uncle Yu didn't even bother to eat the pig intestines and left Yu Li's house in a hurry.
Yu's mother was left squatting in front of the stove, thinking hard: "Are there any donkeys?"
...
After taking a bath, having his feet trimmed, and having a cupping session, Li Weidong left Tsinghua Pond feeling refreshed and walked towards the courtyard in the pale sunset.
Just as I was deciding whether to eat fried eggs or chicken stewed with mushrooms tonight, I heard a miserable scream coming from the cold wind.
"My old hens, whoever killed them stole two of my old hens!"
