It was already midnight after dinner, and walking on mountain roads was more dangerous, so Li Weidong decided to spend the night in the factory area.
Deputy Director Wang went to arrange accommodation, and the fat cook brought a cup of enamel tea to Li Weidong to chat.
Third-tier factories adopt militarized management methods because of confidentiality issues, and they need to ask for leave when going out.
Moreover, it is more than a hundred miles away from the nearest town, so workers have no chance to go out on weekdays.
Nowadays, when you encounter drivers who travel all over the world, of course you want to come and hear the latest news.
Li Weidong is a patient with social anxiety syndrome.
When he started blowing the cow, the cow was flying in the sky and never touched the ground. The fat chef was stunned for a moment.
The fat chef is from Sichuan, and he is good at cooking Sichuan food, so naturally he is not to be outdone.
"Driver Li, let me tell you, the spicy chicken I cooked, even the head of the army said it was great."
"Ahem, when it comes to spicy chicken, I have an idea."
"Then what do you mean?"
"Would it taste better if we used the hottest chili peppers in the world to stir-fry spicy chicken?"
The fat chef's little eyes suddenly stared like light bulbs: "Aren't our Sichuan peppers spicy enough?"
Li Weidong waved his hand: "Compared with Indian ghost pepper, Sichuan pepper is very average!"
Fat Chef: "You're going too far. We can't get any Indian ghost pepper either."
Li Weidong: "We have Yunnan shabu-shabu hot pepper, which is similar to the ghost pepper."
Fat Chef: "Hey, you know a lot as a driver. I remember that the monitor of the fourth workshop is from Yunnan. When he visits his relatives, I asked him to bring some back."
.....
At this time, two little girls with braids pointing upwards opened the door and walked in.
He shouted to the fat chef: "Old man, my mother told you to go home, don't make a dragon gate formation."
"Yingdi, meetdi, dad will be back soon, you two tell your mother." The fat chef waved his hand.
The two little girls were worried and did not dare to force their old man to do anything, so they could only stand aside helplessly.
Li Weidong said: "Old fat man, go back, don't keep the child waiting for too long."
The fat chef had an unspeakable expression on his face: "You know what, I was transferred to the night shift with great difficulty just to..."
Halfway through his words, he saw his wife lying at the crack of the door and stopped talking.
He looked at the two girls and said, "Tell your mother and I'll go back after a bowl of wine."
The two little girls were relieved and jumped out of the door. The mother and the three left hand in hand.
The fat cook let out a long sigh, stood up, took out a jar of wine from behind the stove, took out an enamel bowl, and poured a bowl into it.
Realizing that Li Weidong was watching him, he smiled and said, "Little driver, would you like a bowl?"
"Wine? No need." Li Weidong waved his hand and refused.
I have to drive back tomorrow, so it’s best not to drink.
"This is no ordinary wine. Come on, look inside." The fat cook brought the wine jar over and placed it on the table.
Li Weidong took a look inside and took a deep breath.
Good guy, it's such a big lump, and the protruding head is covered with barbs.
The fat cook was very satisfied with Li Donglai's surprise. He smiled and said: "Tiger whip! How about it? You haven't seen it before, have you?"
Li Weidong pursed his lips and made wine with this thing. This fat man was really tortured.
"Tsk, it's shameless!" Niu Meng on the side saw the thing, her face suddenly turned red, she turned around and ran out to look at the moon.
"The little girl doesn't know the benefits of this thing. If she waits a few years, she will ask her man to drink it!" The fat cook picked up the wine bowl and drank it all in one gulp. He stretched out his hand to wipe the remaining drops of wine from the corner of his mouth and shouted: "
Bashi!"
His whole spirit seemed to have changed instantly, and his eyes were glowing red.
Li Weidong took a breath.
Damn, this thing is better than the blue pill?
After drinking, the fat cook talked more, "I'm not afraid of your jokes. The kids in my family were all made possible by this thing."
"....Then you are so useless." Li Weidong joked.
"...I'm useless?" The fat cook slammed the table: "I dare say that in Factory 9621, my family has the most children."
As he spoke, he counted on his fingers: "Zhao Di, Jin Di, Lai Di, Ying Di, Jie Di, Yin Di, Dai Di, well, there are seven in total now, and I am only thirty-five years old this year."
Li Weidong: "Seven golden flowers..."
Fat Chef: "...."
He sighed deeply and said, "As long as I have a brother, I won't have to drink anymore!"
Li Weidong looked at the jar of wine thoughtfully.
The fat chef almost has a child every year. Is it really because of the wine?
If you can get it, wouldn't it be possible to complete the plan of creating a football team?
Besides, even if it's useless, tiger whip wine is a great tonic, something you can't find but can't find.
After thinking about it, Li Weidong said: "Brother, do you want to sell this wine?"
The fat chef had already walked to the door, but turned back when he heard these words.
Seven children cost a lot of money.
Although the treatment in third-tier factories is good and raising children costs almost nothing, no one thinks it’s a lot of money!
"Sell it. This is authentic tiger penis wine, made from fresh tiger penis. It will cost you 30 yuan. Isn't it expensive?"
When it comes to money, the fat chef who was originally honest and honest suddenly becomes like a profiteer, with his small eyes darting around and his two chubby hands rubbing back and forth.
Li Weidong waved his hand: "Wait a minute, you just said it was fresh, didn't you just go up the mountain to fight it yourself?"
Is it punishable to hunt tigers these days?
He looked up and down at the fat cook. The buttons of his black cotton-padded jacket were stretched open by his big belly, revealing the white fat.
This is not like a master who dares to go up the mountain with a shotgun to hunt tigers.
"It's harmful. I won't hide it from you. Half a year ago, Captain Liu, the deputy of the first class, led the team to test the cannon and accidentally blew it up." In order to negotiate a deal, the fat cook didn't hide it anymore.
Li Weidong swallowed hard, good guy, it's time to test the cannon again.
"You sold me the wine, how can you continue your great career of giving birth to a son?"
The fat cook turned around and took out a jar of wine from under the stove.
Li Weidong blew away the floating dust and opened the lid, only to find another lump of tiger whip inside.
This lump is obviously a little bigger than the one just now.
"This is?"
"It's harmful. I won't hide it from you. Half a year ago, the deputy leader of the second squad king team was testing the cannon and accidentally blew it up."
Li Weidong: "..."
In the end, considering that it was easy for the fat cook to obtain tiger penis, the newly opened jar of tiger penis wine was sold at a high price of 25 yuan.
"First Evolution"
The fat cook clutched the money and happily went back to pay the public rations.
Li Weidong looked at the tiger penis wine on the table and hesitated.
Do you want to verify the efficacy?
Immediately, he slapped his forehead.
What are you thinking!
If there is a miraculous effect, there is no one to practice with!
Okay, let’s put it into the space warehouse first.
The wine jar entered the space warehouse, Li Weidong straightened his clothes and walked outside.
Outside the door, Niu Meng was squatting on the steps looking at the moon.
"Master, you wouldn't really buy such a disgusting thing, would you?" She was far away from the door and couldn't hear clearly.
"Don't you know your master yet? He is a very upright man. Besides, your master is so good, how can he resort to evil ways?"
Li Weidong slowly raised his legs and stepped into the cold wind.
The justice on that face is so clear...
Those carrying hands...
That dancing cotton-padded jacket...
Everyone declares that he, Li Weidong, has completely escaped from low-level fun!
Niu Meng's crisp voice came from behind: "Master, you are going the wrong way, the guesthouse is over here."