Arriving outside the shack in the cold wind, Sun Ergou warned: "I asked you to bring a kitchen knife, have you brought it?"
"Yeah!" Shouhou wiped his nose with the sleeve of his cotton-padded jacket and nodded.
He looked at the thatch blowing in the wind on the roof of the shack, looking a little confused.
It's a bit embarrassing to hang out with old guns and bring your own weapons.
For example, the stubborn leader in the south of the city, Soy Sauce San'er, has seven or eight guns under his command. That's called Shen Qi.
"Oh, you boy, please be more energetic." Sun Ergou knew what Shouhou was thinking.
This kid has always wanted to become famous in one battle.
"Brother Sanpao said that for every business done, I will give you a dollar.
If you work for the first half of a year, you can marry the Sannizi from the village back home."
The snot rubbed into my mouth, it was a bit salty, and the thin monkey said "bah, bah" twice.
Then, he curled his lips disdainfully: "I don't like Sannizi, she is as fat as a pig.
If I want to marry, I will also marry the widow Zhang from the end of the village.
She looks just like the female spy in "The Visitor from the Iceberg".
Suck...it's so good-looking!"
Half a year ago, a projectionist from the city came to the commune to show a movie.
The whole commune was in a sensation, and adults and children from every household carried stools to the mill to watch the movie.
It’s so lively.
However, after the movie ended, the two old hens raised by the village leader Wang's family disappeared. After scolding them for most of the night, no one acknowledged them.
Sun Ergou was so angry that he didn't sleep for two days.
He had been staring at the two chickens for a while, but before he could take action, he was overtaken by someone.
Every time he thinks about it, Shouhou curses in his heart that the grand thief who stole the chicken must be a destitute person.
…
Sun Ergou looked at the thin monkey who could not hold up the wall with mud, and frowned: "Widow Zhang has three sons."
"That's better, I got three sons for nothing!"
The thin monkey puffed out his chest.
"..."
Sun Ergou: How come I fell in love with such a brother-in-law?
If it weren't for the fear that Xiulan wouldn't let him go to the kang at night, he really wouldn't want to take care of Shouhou's affairs.
"Ahem, let's talk about it later. When you go in, act like a bit of a dick. Brother San Pao likes to be a dick."
"I'm just a second-rate guy."
Sun Ergou: "...."
While the two were chatting, a majestic voice came from the shack: "Ergou, have you been brought here?"
Ergou and Skinny Monkey hurriedly opened the tattered curtain and bent down to enter the shack.
The shack was built with thatch and fence, and a bonfire was lit inside. Three middle-aged people were warming up around the fire.
The man in the middle held the pot of his pipe, the flames flickered, and the oil smoked made a "squeaking" sound.
The strong spicy smell made Shouhou almost cough.
However, he still endured it, licked his face and said with a smile: "Brother Sanpao, I am a thin monkey..."
Chao Sanpao snorted two puffs of smoke from his nostrils, and his triangular eyes squinted: "What the hell, did you bring it?"
"Bring it, bring it!"
The thin monkey hurriedly pulled out a kitchen knife from his waist and waved it twice in the air.
"Humph! I have practiced before, how is it?"
Chao Sanpao looked him up and down. He was wearing an old homespun singlet in the winter, which was enough for a second pole.
"Okay, for your brother-in-law's sake, I will accept you. One day you will be a good boy."
"Gene Era"
The thin monkey was so happy that he couldn't help but bowed and said, "Thank you, Brother Sanpao."
Chao Sanpao said: "As soon as you join the team, the job of sentry will be handed over to you."
"Watching?" Thin Monkey was surprised.
It's freezing cold today. If the cat is outside, why should it freeze to death?
The reason why he wore single clothes was not because he was not afraid of the cold, but because he really had no money to buy a cotton-padded jacket.
Sun Ergou's face turned cold when he saw Chao Sanpao. He hurriedly helped the thin monkey and said to Chao Sanpao with a smile: "It's okay. My brother-in-law has very sharp eyes. He will definitely not miss your business."
After that, without waiting for the thin monkey to object, he pushed the thin monkey out of the shack.
"Do you still want to earn money and marry a wife?"
"I think so, but it's so cold today."
"One yuan per business, why is it so cold?" Sun Ergou turned around and looked.
I saw a worn-out straw mat draped on the old wooden pillars of the shack.
He lifted it off smoothly and put it on Shouhou's body: "That's enough for me. Go quickly and show off your skills. Don't delay Brother San Pao."
The thin monkey wrapped the straw mat around his body.
Hey, don't tell me, it's quite warm.
One step deeper and one step shallower and ran towards the roadside.
Inside the shack, Chao Sanpao looked up at the empty roof and felt the dust falling on his head.
Damn it, two two poles!
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Seeing a toilet on the roadside, Li Weidong stopped the car and asked Niu Meng to go to the toilet.
Then, I went to drain the water myself.
To be honest, the environment inside the toilet is really not as good as a small forest.
Not only did the smell offend my nose, there was no toilet paper, and there were a lot of leaves and stone eggs in the woods.
When I came out holding my nose, I heard a loud noise coming from the truck in the distance.
"Shout, you don't see many female drivers."
"Ergou, don't be too fussy, we are here to exchange for gasoline."
"Comrade, we want to buy some gasoline, please give us a price."
Li Weidong saw four green men surrounding the truck.
When he got closer, he was stunned?
Forget about the middle-aged man carrying a pipe and a pot.
What the hell is that guy wearing a straw mat?
y special forces?
He looked at the two iron barrels at their feet.
Li Weidong knew he had encountered a gas rat.
After joining the team, he also heard from Lao Bai that some drivers secretly sold oil.
If it is an unspoken rule to make extra money by carrying goods, then secretly selling oil is something that the team will severely crack down on.
Gasoline is expensive and scarce these days, and buses have to burn firewood. Selling gasoline will get you fired.
...
Driver, there is nothing to be afraid of!
Li Weidong held a cigarette in his mouth and walked over casually with small steps.
Niu Meng, who was clenching her little fists and eager to try, stopped behind.
It's so cool that the master has to pretend it.
Although Niu Meng's hands were itchy, she could only return to the cab.
She has no worries about her master.
"Brothers, what's wrong?"
"Hey, the real master is back. Let me tell you, no little girl can drive a truck!"
Chao Sanpao took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one, put his hands together and lit it for Li Weidong.
“Brother, I’m short of oil at home, so I’d like to ask my brother to help me make some money.”
While Chao Sanpao was talking, he took out a roll of banknotes from his trouser pocket, waved it towards Li Weidong, and said, "Brother, you are not short of money."
The thin monkey poked his head out of the straw mat: "Yes, my brother is not short of money."
Chaosanpao: "...."
This guy is a bit too arrogant.
Li Weidong winked at Niu Meng and asked her to get back in the car.
Then he looked at Chao Sanpao and said, "I'm sorry. After running for several days, the fuel tank is almost dry. I disappoint my brothers."
Chao Sanpao frowned and sneered: "Who are you fooling! I, Lao Sanpao, have been doing this business for a day or two. The trucks from big factories like yours always have at least twenty liters of oil left in the tank every time."
The thin monkey poked his head out of the straw mat: "Yes, my brother is not short of money."
Oh, are you ready to buy it by force?
Li Weidong put out his cigarette butt and said, "What if I don't sell it?"
Chao Sanpao opened his cotton-padded jacket and revealed the kitchen knife handle inside: "Brother, don't stop. If the oil in the tank is returned to the factory, the factory won't reward you a dime.
Here in the wilderness, my brothers fucked you hard, and you still have to spend money to treat your injuries, right?"
The thin monkey poked his head out of the straw mat: "Yes, my brother is not short of money."