Deep in the endless green plateau, two figures staggered forward furtively. The Supreme Leader pulled Zhang Youde, and the two of them bent over and stood up, taking advantage of the cover of weeds.
After making sure no one is paying attention...
The two wandered around quickly and finally chose a very secluded and remote place.
The sky was high and the air was refreshing. Taishang took a few breaths, his spirits were shaken, and he began to look around...
The surrounding weeds are half a meter high, and the road a thousand meters away is even more remote and difficult to see.
There is not a single tree within a radius of 300 meters, making it extremely concealed.
Then Taishang squatted on the ground, wrapped his hands in spiritual energy, and with five claws like hooks, he began to dig hard at the earth under his feet.
The arms are waving like afterimages, and the dirt is flying...
After a while, a large pit two meters wide and four meters high appeared in front of them.
The Supreme Master shook off the dirt in his hands, walked up behind Zhang Youde, and kicked him into the pit while he wasn't paying attention.
"Ah, my ass!"
"Brother..." Zhang Youde shouted resentfully at the bottom of the pit, with his eyes wide open.
It's a pity that His Majesty didn't pay attention to her.
Instead, the figure flashed like a hard-working farmer, collecting a bunch of weeds in a short while.
Half of this pile of weeds was thrown into the pit!
The other half…
The Supreme Being used his dexterous hands to weave a simple and highly deceitful straw cover.
After finishing...
Taishang asked him to make a straw and cover the hole directly!
"Um!"
Looking at his work with gray eyes, he was quite satisfied!
If you don't look closely, you won't even notice that there is a big hole here!
After doing all this...
The Supreme Being lifted up the straw cover and jumped into the pit.
A simple safety hole is formed!
The dazzling sunlight is blocked by the grass cover, shadows fall, the air becomes not very circulated, in the dark pit...
Zhang Youde held a head of weeds on his head and looked resentfully at the Supreme Being across from him. He couldn't help but touch his head and then his buttocks.
"Hiss..."
He grinned and took a breath of cold air. Not only did his head hurt, but his butt also hurt.
Zhang Youde is full of resentment and negative emotions, almost overflowing...
Taishang, on the other hand, is cool and natural...
The two of them were in a pit, staring at each other, neither of them speaking, and the atmosphere seemed a little awkward for a while.
…
After a while, Zhang Youde couldn't hold himself any longer!
I said fiercely in my heart, if I couldn't beat him, I would have to protest!
Brother Taishang is so petty! “Haha?!”
"If you are virtuous, eat it!"
The Supreme Being smiled and patted away the weeds on Zhang Youde's head.
As gentle as comforting a naughty child.
Next!
While Zhang Youde was stunned, the Supreme Being grabbed the weeds on the ground, regardless of whether they were clean or not, and whether there was mud at the roots!
Just pop it into your mouth.
"Crack, crunch," the Supreme Master began to chew the grass with an expressionless expression.
And eat it very quickly!
A handful of weeds, including the roots, were stuffed directly into his mouth. His cheeks bulged out like fat squirrels. After chewing five or six times, he swallowed it into his stomach.
Then he grabbed another handful and started eating.
"..."
moment!
Zhang Youde was completely stunned!
His mouth was so round and his eyes almost popped out. He really didn’t know what expression to use to face the elder brother who was so poor that he was eating grass and mud!
a long time……
The emperor was so fed up that Zhang Youde could only hold back two words: "Fuck you!"
The Supreme Leader looked at Zhang Youde doubtfully: "Youde, are you stupid?"
"Eat, replenish nutrients and water!"
then……
Zhang Youde's worldview collapsed, and his heart was turned upside down!
He suddenly realized something terrible: Brother Taishang's thinking and his own were not on the same channel at all!
In a previous life...
He and Brother Taishang are two souls of one body, and he is the leader, so he cannot feel the difference.
When the country is dead and the world is over...
There is no need to eat, drink or sleep, just find a corner to bury yourself and stay in a daze for ten thousand years!
But after arriving in the mysterious world of Xuanwu...
The feeling of being out of place between Taishang Brother, who has a physical body, and human society, comes up within a short time.
but!
Zhang Youde and the Supreme Being have been brothers for tens of thousands of years!
It's so good that we are inseparable, we are in the same mind, and we wear the same pants.
In just a few bewildered seconds...
Zhang Youde judged that Brother Taishang’s behavior was too great!
Brother Taishang is very good, even perfect!
Make plans, make rational judgments, protect against wind and rain, and be proficient in combat...
but!
No one is perfect!
Brother Taishang is just too rational. When the rationality reaches an extreme, the taste changes!
It can be predicted that once Brother Taishang has a physical body, the seven emotions and six desires that belong to humans will naturally be ruthlessly crushed by extreme rationality. The seven emotions and six desires that belong to humans will naturally be ruthlessly crushed.
Brother Taishang has no appetite for human beings!
"The problem is very serious." Zhang Youde's dark pupils were full of the desire to complain.
"If you put this in the present world, it would be a complete mental illness."
When the Supreme Prince saw Zhang Youde, he kept looking at him naively, with a twinkle in his gray eyes...
He directly grabbed a handful of weeds and stuffed them into Zhang Youde's mouth: "If you are virtuous, eat it!"
"You are so grown up and you are still picky about food!"
even!
The Supreme Being also thoughtfully grabbed Zhang Youde's chin, pulled it up and down a few times, and forced Zhang Youde to chew.
"I..." Feel the salty and wet taste in your mouth, which is full of bitterness and mud.
Zhang Youde was speechless and burst into tears!
He waved his hands wildly, his gloomy eyes full of rejection, but Taishang was still too strong, so he forced Zhang Youde to take a big mouthful of muddy weeds and swallow them.
then……
Zhang Youde's stomach growled twice, and his face turned a little blue: "Damn it, this one bite is just half of the periodic table of elements..."
"Will I have diarrhea?"
"Um……"
The Supreme Being watched Zhang Youde eat it and nodded with satisfaction: "If you are virtuous, you cannot be picky about your food. You must know that every grain of it is hard work. Grass is a gift from nature."
Then……
Taishang continued to chew grass, destroying half of the weeds at a speed visible to the naked eye.
And when Zhang Youde saw Brother Taishang eating so happily, and what he said was so reasonable, he felt like a mute eating Coptis chinensis, suffering indescribably!
have to say!
Facing the smart and rational Taishang brother, Zhang Youde has no tricks at all!
"Forehead!"
…
Not to mention Zhang Youde's confusion, after eating the grass, the Supreme Being patted his belly, bent his legs, and sat up cross-legged...
The state of mind suddenly became unstable!
Don’t be happy with things, don’t be sad with yourself, don’t seek perfection, but seek to be worthy of my heart. When Zhang Youde is by my side, I am by my side!
The Supreme Being is covered in mud, even though it is muddy!
But there was an ethereal and fairy-like temperament that soon surrounded his whole body.
Once raw, twice ripe!
After having the first experience of learning from heaven and earth and entering the state of enlightenment...
How autonomous!
Taishang has already found some ways to enter the state of enlightenment more efficiently.
The Supreme Being is good at thinking...
Understand that talents are innate, and how to better develop talents is one of the major topics that should be considered throughout your life!
Making bold guesses, conducting careful research, and constantly learning are what the Supreme Being has always done.