Conspirator, culprit, spoiler, Buddhist thief, little mouse, hapless man, cannon fodder... any title can be applied to Zhang Youde.
It would be great to use the immortals' keen insights and the sophisticated experience brought by the long years to analyze the conspiracy of Zhang Youde's every move.
Why is he pretending to be crazy now?
Why did he laugh so hard that he cried? There was also a very subtle sickly blush on his face...
It's like life has reached its climax, when happiness, excitement, satisfaction, and accomplishment have all reached a limit, and heart disease and high blood pressure suddenly occur.
Like a thunderbolt on the road to happiness, you laugh and cry!
Extreme joy brings sorrow!
This is the most true portrayal of Zhang Youde now.
"What the hell is this?"
Therefore, both the devil and the Buddha were confused and did not know what kind of medicine Zhang Youde was selling in the gourd. At the same time, they also saw that Zhang Youde's current state was very abnormal.
There is a high probability that it has something to do with the King of Tears.
but!
These irrelevant speculations have no meaning at their level.
The ants never get on the stage.
Anyway... in the end, it was just Mo Lu who wanted to kill Zhang Youde, the culprit, in the most cruel and insidious way.
And secretly took out the dark network channel communication machine with the highest level of confidentiality, which was a boxy special red leather mobile phone.
Secretly left a message to the Great Elder of the Demon Eagle in the main control room of Black Heart City - asking him to chop up the real sword master in the city and the corpses around her as soon as possible at all costs and feed them to the dogs, and take their souls by the way.
To serve as backup fuel for the puppets of sin.
Let them live but not die!
These two Buddhist bald donkeys dare to look for trouble on their own territory. If they don't kill them, they are almost insulting their status as demons.
Bodhisattva Jing Shanshu, on the other hand, had no time to examine Zhang Youde’s conduct and whether he really had the virtues of a Buddhist disciple.
only!
With the relationship of the real sword master in front of her, she naturally wanted to keep Zhang Youde's soul intact.
She chose to believe in the true sword master's vision.
Although neither the devil nor the Buddha actually knew Zhang Youde who suddenly appeared at all.
but!
As long as it's something the other party wants to do, they don't mind getting in the way, interfering with each other, and making each other feel disgusted.
Before a big fight, the disgusting and petty actions between Buddha and Demon may be the only fun that can exist on the battlefield...
So, when Molu secretly contacted Mojiu, Bodhisattva Jingshanshi also stood in the center of the Jingshi Battleship on the Lotus Seat of Qibao Ami, at the feet of the jade statue of Qibao Buddha!
A pair of clear and intelligent eyes, quietly watching Mo Lun's little movements, her eyes slightly narrowed, and the corners of her mouth filled with anger. She could naturally guess what the demon vulture was going to do, so she raised a middle finger as flawless as a white jade pillar, pointing at the demon vulture from a distance.
The hazy and illusory head.
have to say!
This middle finger is extremely insulting!
It was as if even the compassionate Bodhisattva could not tolerate the existence of the Demonic Immortal, and chose to ridicule him with the sharpest provocation.
Master Guangwu, who was watching chanting sutras, couldn't help but frown. His two slender eyebrows rose slightly, and then fell slightly. There was a little helplessness in his old voice: "Oh, as expected, we should let him
Bodhisattva should play less with mobile phones and computers."
"Stop playing violent blood-monkey games and weird and funny games." "You are a Bodhisattva, is it appropriate to give the middle finger in front of everyone in the hall?"
"Who did you learn it from?"
Master Guangwu still likes to follow an ancient set of etiquette in his way of life, and he doesn't like to play mobile phones or games.
Although the times are developing, the huge Buddhist world will inevitably progress and need to continuously absorb all kinds of immortal cultivation knowledge and advanced technology. With this, there will naturally be endless entertainment and entertainment culture.
but!
You, a Bodhisattva, put down your body and raise your middle finger to provoke me. This is too cheap.
Isn’t there an old monk here?
Why don't you leave things like provocation to your subordinates?
Master Guangwu kept shaking his head, looking a little dazed and unable to understand...
Next to Master Guangwu, a fat monk with a round and thick figure who was chanting sutras with his eyes closed quietly opened his closed eyes.
He took a deep look at Master Guangwu, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and had a subtle expression. A thick but fat elbow suddenly touched Master Guangwu's arm, and he said with some emotion: "This may be the Bodhisattva."
The legendary reverse growth!”
"The longer you live, the younger you become."
"The mentality is returning more and more to the innocence of nature."
"Being able to remain true to one's original intention, the Bodhisattva is truly a benchmark for people of our generation!" As the fat monk spoke, he used his elbow to knock Master Guangwu's arm hard.
And this time, with extra force, you could hear a crisp sound of flesh and bone intersecting. He looked at Master Guangwu with a profound expression and asked, "Do you think so, Master Guangwu?!"
Guangwu: "???"
"I understand the truth." Feeling the slight pain on his arm, Master Guangwu was obviously stunned for a moment: "But Master Haole, why did you hit me with your arm? But what did I do wrong?"
"Hehe..." Master Haole lowered his voice and chuckled twice. Looking at the somewhat upright Master Guangwu, he shook his head and said with a smile: "Master Guangwu, actually I just want to tell you that the times
It’s developing rapidly.”
"I don't have a problem with you liking to follow the same old ideas. After all, everyone has come from that era, but today's novels, movies, and games... are so fun. Even Bodhisattvas and Buddhas play them, but you don't play them?
"
"What a shame!"
After saying this, Master Haole tilted his head very arrogantly and glanced sideways at Master Guangwu. The look in his eyes showed that you have suffered a big loss and a hint of contempt.
And that look on my face makes me proud to be a homebody!
I just love playful expressions.
Master Guangwu's face instantly turned black when he saw it, and it was so dark that he felt like ten thousand alpacas were racing past...
Head full of black lines!
In total, the loyal ashes members of the Azhai army are by his side.
If he couldn't hear Master Haole's gentle warning and his support for Bodhisattva Pure Goodness and His Love of playing with mobile phones.
Master Guangwu may have lived his life in vain.
However, it is undeniable that in the relatively peaceful environment of the Buddhist world, the entertainment and culture industry is doing really well.
even!
There are also several behemoths founded by the Buddha himself, which occupy a certain proportion of the entertainment market share in all heavens.
For example: Pudu Entertainment Co., Ltd. founded by the Compassionate Buddha, Seven-Level Pagoda Game Company founded by the Qibao Buddha, Ten Thousand Buddhas Cultural Communication Temple founded by the Sun Crown Buddha...
Although the purpose is to persuade people to do good more quickly, but with the current market situation, if there are no exciting battles, special effects, plots, fighting... in entertainment and cultural works, then it is simply unsatisfactory.
so!
Even the entertainment products produced by Buddhism contain brutal killings and battles.
But generally they are just.
Therefore... what Master Haole said is quite reasonable. Since Buddha is engaged in the entertainment and culture industry, Master Guangwu can only recognize it!
actually!
Master Guangwu is not really that stubborn. Sometimes he and a few friends will chat on Xianchao and video chat with each other.
after all!
Convenient! Even if you are separated by thousands of mountains and seas, as long as there is an Internet connection, it will not be a big problem.
Therefore, Master Guangwu gave Master Haole a very forced smile, and after nodding in agreement, he chose to close his eyes tightly, recite the Pure Heart Sutra twenty times, and get rid of distracting thoughts.
Out of sight out of mind.
Let the Bodhisattva love you as you please. Anyway, I don’t have the ability to take care of it.
When Master Haole saw this, his big round face couldn't help but burst out with a smile of victory. His face seemed to have light, so warm and dazzling. This was the victory of the Azhai army!
This honor cannot be ignored!
He, Master Haole, is willing to go through fire and water for the glory of the Azhai army, no matter what!
As for the conversation between Master Guangwu and Master Haole, no matter how low the voice was, it would naturally not escape the eyes and ears of the immortals.
This conversation was also heard clearly by many big shots.
but!
It must be said that due to the rapid development of the times, most people have become accustomed to their views on entertainment culture.
The main thing is convenience!
If the war hadn't continued, the conspiracies kept coming one after another, and the greed never ended, maybe they would have become otakus one after another.
When I have time to cultivate immortality, and when I have nothing to do, I play with my mobile phone and have fun. This life is actually quite leisurely.
If there is a choice, who is willing to fight for it?
And it seemed that he felt something... Bodhisattva Jingshangsu raised his middle finger, and the head of the demonic and illusory body subconsciously met the eyes of Bodhisattva Jingshusatva!
Mo Lu was directly mocked.
The insult is doubled.
The silence speaks!
Hahaha--
Then... Mo Lu laughed, so happily and joyfully that tears of laughter came out. The colorful and hazy color continued to spread out from the 10,000-meter illusory immortal body, like a thin layer of mist.
All the scenery around you is reflected unrealistically.
It's like looking at the moon in the water, with a layer of illusory ripples.
After laughing for a long time, Mo Lu looked at Bodhisattva Jingshanshu with frivolous eyes, full of rage and resentment: "You damn fool, don't think that I don't know what you are worried about."
"Obviously, we can destroy the Black Heart City with one cannon despite thousands of mountains and rivers."
"If one shot doesn't work, then try another shot."
"There's nothing I can do about it."
"But, don't you just care about the innocent people in the city?"
"You Buddhists are all pissed off. Since you don't want to hurt innocent people, why would you start a war? Just like what King Lei Zhuang said, you should get out!"
"To be honest, for a group of hypocritical Buddhist bald ass like you to use a powerful weapon like the Seven Treasures Ami Lotus Seat Pure World Battleship, it really insults the very existence of a cutting-edge battleship."