In the dead world, [profit] is just a joke. It is not as valuable as a few gossips and scandals.
Besides, a gentleman has great confidence in the tolerance and mercy of "justice".
After a moment of panic, the gentleman regained his composure.
It doesn't matter if you lose the undead army, just kill them in the living world.
There are endless demons and heretics outside, and I am not short of this undead army.
As long as you are willing, you can quickly replenish it.
However, the two calves were a little frightened and frightened by the gentleman.
but!
They were still gently nudging the gentleman's cheek with their heads and leaning against his ear to express comfort.
Although... they simply don't understand the meaning of the gentleman's words.
I don’t know why a gentleman would suddenly panic.
However, silent comfort is appropriate at this time.
The empress once said: "Silent warmth is better than thousands of sweet words."
Seeing this kind of innocence, the gentleman's heart almost melted, and he couldn't help but want to kidnap these two calves.
Evil thoughts that you take home and cultivate.
"Ahem!" This is not good.
The gentleman immediately smiled brightly and said not to worry.
Although!
He was always tricked by naughty children, but he also accumulated a wealth of experience in fooling children.
The communication with the two young calves was stress-free at all.
With a few words and a strong affinity for the light, he and Er Niu unknowingly became good friends.
Every word and every action is detail!
These two calves have the qualifications to make friends with decent men.
The kind that can lead to life and death with just one sentence, cutting both sides of the coin.
At this time!
The little black cow suddenly remembered something, and pushed his head against the gentleman's big hand covering his head, and jumped to the ground. A soft and cute voice came next: "Well, brother, the gentleman, your empress and us.
He said, "Don't be rude when guests come."
"Need to be treated well!"
After saying that, Xiao Hei Niu looked serious, pretending that he was an experienced waiter, and took out a menu from somewhere that was five or six times larger than him.
With great effort, I stood before the eyes of a gentleman,
"Guest, please see what you want to drink."
"We have everything here. My favorite thing is to drink tea, dance and make shadows."
The little white cow on the side also suddenly realized what he was doing. He looked a little dumbfounded and panicked. He jumped off the gentleman's shoulders and started to walk out the door.
It looks like he is about to prepare fragrant tea and snacks. This honest and honest look makes him look like a gentleman.
Unfortunately, he couldn't see it.
"Um!"
Listening to the passionate words of the two cows, a gentleman would not be able to dampen their enthusiasm.
Looking at the ghostly talisman menu written in cryptic script in front of me, I pondered for a second: "Then let's have a cup of black epiphyllum scented tea!"
"There's no need to go to too much trouble, I'm not picky."
"A cup of tea is enough, thank you!"
In fact, there are a wide variety of teas and snacks on the menu, and they all look very good. The names are particularly novel, and the ingredients must be very unique.
If possible...all gentlemen would really like to taste it.
but!
Looking at the two palm-sized calves, I might as well forget it.
after all!
It takes a lot of effort for them to climb a threshold that is tens of centimeters high, and no decent person would want them to do any work that is too tiring. It would give the impression that they are exploiting child labor.
Gentlemen are disgusted by this.
So, he said it again: "We are all family members, there is no need to be too polite and casual.
Just click."
"Oh~ Okay, but it's too monotonous for the guests to just drink tea. It would be best to serve some snacks." The little white cow in front of the door recommended: "The snacks we have here are very delicious."
The little black cow also nodded repeatedly while holding up the menu.
The gentleman thought for a moment and opened the menu again.
Eyes wandering.
Then he pointed his finger and said: "Then let's have a five-corn bun. Don't bore you."
"Good, good!" Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai quickly put away the menu, smiled at each other, and jumped out of the door to get ready.
But just when the two cows had jumped to the threshold, the gentleman quickly stopped them: "Please wait a moment."
"Um?"
"Um?"
The two cows turned around in confusion: "Brother, a gentleman, what's wrong?"
"Haha...haha." The gentleman touched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly: "I only remembered to order food for myself, and I forgot about you and your wife."
"Then please...prepare four portions of fragrant tea and four portions of snacks."
"We are all family members, so it is best if we all eat together."
"What kind of distinction is there between host and guest? It's too raw and I feel uncomfortable." "Okay... great." The smiles of the two calves became more and more innocent, and they said with emotion: "Brother, a gentleman, is really a good person."
gentleman:"……"
"Good guy card? I really wanted to refuse it, but I accepted this one."
Soon!
As the green smoke curled up in the hall, while the gentleman was burning incense to worship heaven, four snacks and snacks were quickly placed neatly on a table made of red rotten wood in the room by two busy little figures.
When the gentleman saw this, he strolled over.
Sitting at the table.
Looking at the two busy calves, at this moment, I have the illusion of watching the younger generation busy in front of me.
In an instant!
I seem to be old,
Although a gentleman is only a day old, his mind is already corrupted.
The memories of Zhang Youde and his elder brother are actually equivalent to a history book.
Once you finish watching it, your heart will be shattered.
This is very helpless, and living for too long is also a burden and fatigue.
Then, the two calves were too small to sit upright like gentlemen, so they had no choice but to jump onto the table with great effort.
With innocent eyes that sparkle like stars, they eagerly look at the smoky tea and the crispy five-corn buns... drooling.
The gentleman laughed and said: "Eat quickly, there is no need for children to be like me."
"Eat whatever you want, don't be cautious."
"Hmm~~Hmm~~" In the end, the two calves relied on their strong willpower and did not bite.
They also have to wait for the queen to come back before eating.
At this time!
In order to distract attention, the little black cow asked softly: "Brother, a gentleman, this must be your first time in our heaven, right?"
"The people who came here before...were all weird bastards and weird aunties."
"This is the first time I've seen such a sunny guest like you."
"skyline?"
Gentlemen are a little confused and think hell is heaven?
He wanted to refute!
But when the words came to his lips, he stopped, and his thoughts started to flow... Yes, there are no interests or disputes in this Fangshan ink hell, but only tranquility and happiness.
Thousands of living creatures live in harmony.
Is this really different from heaven?
The gentleman nodded: "It is indeed heaven."
"I like this landscape and heaven very much."
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