Chapter 3 Staying in a Treasure Place, Be polite and be right
"boom"
A thunder snake meandered in the dark clouds, and the dazzling lightning disappeared in an instant. Heavy rain poured down, washing away a trace of gloom and bad luck in the desolate cemetery.
"My lord, please take a moment to speak..."
"Sir, please take action to destroy that witch's entire family and avenge my son."
"You also know my sincerity."
"Easy to say, easy to say, I just want your family's dance technique."
"Take people's money to help them eliminate disasters. Lord Huang, don't worry..."
…
After the dance, the wails continued for a long time, until the dark clouds faded away, the sky became clear, the moon and stars were sparse, and then it was hard to give up.
A white torrent also slowly left, leaving only a cold and damp cemetery standing in the moonlight.
"Ah, I'm starving to death."
"It's different for big families. There are so many rules and it takes a lot of time, but there are so many tributes."
Zhang Youde used his hands and feet to climb out of the pit, regardless of whether he was a clay figure or not.
He took three steps at a time, ran directly to the tombstone, picked up the fruit, and the big pig started to chew it, until his mouth was full of oil, and he was not embarrassed at all.
It had been buried underground for most of the day and was already starving.
Zhang Youde sat next to the tombstone, chewing on it, and asked a little doubtfully: "Brother, are you sure you are your biological child?"
"Your parents clearly arranged this large-scale graveyard dance scene for thousands of people, so you won't die in peace."
Zhang Youde looked at the tombstone and saw the name of the tomb owner.
"Huang Sansan, the name is not the biological parents."
After eating and drinking, Zhang Youde wiped his mouth and felt a gust of cold wind blowing, making him shiver all over.
The soil all over his body began to dry and crack, clinging tightly to his body, which was very uncomfortable.
Zhang Youde pulled at his body for a while, and dirt fell like raindrops, but he was still looking like a clay figure despite treating the symptoms rather than the root cause.
Moreover, it had just rained, the air was very cold, and it was a late night.
Zhang Youde was so cold that his teeth were chattering rhythmically. He could only helplessly pat the tombstone in front of him: "I'm sorry, brother Huang Sansan, I know you are not a good person."
"So I want to rob the rich and give to the poor, and buy two pieces of clothing to wear. You should have no objection, right?"
Three seconds later~
Zhang Youde's face became solemn: "Okay, if you don't speak, then you will acquiesce."
"Good brother is so interesting!"
Zhang Youde patted Huang Sansan's tombstone hard to express his loyalty.
"Bah, bah," blow on each of his left and right hands again.
Zhang Youde looked at the soil under the tombstone with a strange green light in his eyes: "I am Zhang Youde, the gravedigger. Today I will open a blind box. Brother Huang thanks you for the coffin."
Then Zhang Youde aimed at the soil below the tombstone and started digging vigorously.
Very fast~
It can be said that once it is raw, it will be ripe twice. I am very familiar with digging holes.
Looking at Zhang Youde's diligent figure who was thrown into the grave, and the supreme personality deep in Zhang Youde's soul, he remained silent for a long time...
Forehead!
He didn't want to talk a little.
Sure enough, Youde, it's not without reason that you stayed in a mental hospital for twenty years.
…
After a while, Zhang Youde dug with his feet and soon dug out a huge coffin.
It was Huang Sansan who was buried not long ago.
The moon is high and the cemetery is muddy!
The moment the coffin was unearthed, surging black gas emerged from the coffin.
"Wucao, the corpse has been blown up!" Zhang Youde was so frightened that he jumped four or five meters away with his backhand.
"Xilulu!"
boom!
A ferocious bone horse came out of the pavilion, and after an inexplicable glance at Zhang Youde, who was jumping as fast as a monkey...
It flew towards the bright moon until it disappeared without a trace.
On the huge coffin, Huang Sansan's coffin board was smashed into eight pieces by the bone horse.
Time seems to have stood still, leaving only the remains of sawdust on the ground.
Wait ten minutes.
After confirming that the bone horse had disappeared, Zhang Youde walked over with his head shaking, and sighed: "Brother Taishang, look, look, is this true? I can't live even if I die."
"How big of a sin must this have been, even the coffin board was dried to pieces?"
Your Majesty... He doesn't want to talk.
Zhang Youde walked to the coffin~
Lying among them was a young man who died not so peacefully.
Zhang Youde took a closer look and saw that this young man was handsome and handsome, with two sword-shaped eyebrows slanting into his temples.
The bridge of the nose is high, the thin lips are tightly closed, the long black hair is spread on both shoulders, there is an obvious red mark on the neck, the navy blue robe is clean and refreshing, and he is indescribably free and easy...
Zhang Youde couldn't help but sigh: "What a handsome young man, but it's a pity that he has a kind face and a dark heart, and he has committed a great evil."
This coffin has a huge space, more than enough to accommodate five strong men.
Zhang Youde has sharp eyes. He has been hospitalized for 20 years and wandered for 16 years. He has rich experience in the world.
From scandals and gossip to anecdotes, I know a little bit about it all.
He could tell at a glance that the coffin was made of fine nanmu. This coffin alone was worth thousands of gold.
Inside, there were a lot of jewelry, gold bowls, precious calligraphy and paintings, and gorgeous clothes buried with them. Zhang Youde's eyes widened when he saw them.
pity!
Time makes people grow old, and Zhang Youde, who has been dead for tens of thousands of years, has zero desire for money.
Zhang Youde had just climbed out of the realm of the dead. As an undead, he was naturally not afraid of these two words.
"boom!"
He jumped directly into the coffin, grabbed a piece of clothing and started wearing it. He didn't care that he was a clay figure and kept warm first.
Three minutes later, he was neatly dressed, solemn and capable in a black outfit, matching the darkness of the night.
Then Zhang Youde sat in the corner of the coffin to rest and recover his strength...
Then he slowly closed his eyes. There was a huge difference between the physical body and the disembodied body.
Drowsiness, fatigue, and fatigue swept over me.
"Quack quack..."
"Hoo~"
Under the lonely moonlit night, crows were chirping in the treetops, and snoring could be heard from an open coffin.
The Supreme Being did not disturb Zhang Youde's rest.
The cemetery is very eerie, and strangers generally don't approach it. The night passed peacefully, and the morning light came and the sunlight poured down.
"Ah, it feels so good..."
Zhang Youde stretched his body, his blood flowed, his whole body felt numb, and he felt the warmth of the sun. He had not experienced a normal life for many years.
"Good morning, Brother Huang, you sleep more soundly than me, and you keep talking with your mouth." Zhang Youde was in a good mood, and he also said hello to Huang Sansan, who had been dead for a long time.
After all, you are a guest, staying in a precious place, so you are right to be polite.
tread!
Zhang Youde rolled out of the coffin, settled his stomach problem first, and then drank some rainwater from the mud pit.
Enough water and food!
Zhang Youde rubbed his belly, jumped into the coffin again, looked at Huang Sansan's handsome body in the sunshine, his smile gradually became abnormal.
"Hey, Brother Taishang, how is this body?"
"A good skin. He died not long ago and is still warm."
"……Well enough."
"Youde, your forehead is touching Huang Sansan's forehead, and your body and limbs are all close together!"
"Okay!"
Zhang Youde stood up and, without saying a word, grabbed Huang Sansan and made him stand against the coffin wall.
He directly pressed against Huang Sansan's cold forehead, with his body and limbs close together.
Deep in Zhang Youde's soul, the Supreme Being suddenly opened his gray eyes!