Although the topic is somewhat sensitive and involves the privacy of the empress.
That's all I can say.
but!
Being able to collect this information from the mouths of two calves, a gentleman would be very satisfied.
At the very least, I know that this lady is still a great beauty, and not some kind of old monster with a weird appearance.
Just from the sensory perspective, it's very stable.
after all!
Is it possible to die under the peonies and be a ghost?
If given the choice, who would want to be killed by an old monster that is too ugly to look at? That would give a very poor death experience.
A gentleman has a special right to speak. The joy of being surrounded by a million strong men and fierce insects is very refreshing.
Don't dare to recall.
Next!
Maybe it's because of the broken jar. Knowing that he can't escape, the gentleman is becoming more and more open-minded.
I don't think of myself as an outsider at all.
Inside the house, he smiled freely and waved his hands: "Little Niu Niu, I don't dare to talk about this sensitive topic. I don't want to see the world in chaos and the house on fire."
"Well, it's getting late. When will your queen arrive?"
"What is she doing now?"
The gentleman is suspicious: "Are you dressing up?"
"Then I can wait~~"
"However, I can wait for a beautiful woman for as long as I want."
"Hahaha!!!"
Two calves: "..."
But it was an unintentional remark, and suddenly it felt like hitting a bullseye, and the two calves suddenly became a little panicked.
Eyes wandering.
Naturally, the strangeness of Er Niu cannot be hidden from a gentleman.
"No way?" The gentleman was a little confused when he saw this, his heart skipped a beat, and he smiled coquettishly: 'Is your empress... really putting on makeup?'
"She is such a master, doesn't she have to go to work and do something big on the side?"
"I remember that God will assign tasks to us people regularly."
"Could it be that your wife is also on vacation now?"
"You...how did you know? The empress is really thinking about what clothes would be better to wear when going out." Xiaobai Niu was a little nervous and said naively: "In order to delay the time, she even sent the two of us away.
Out."
"I actually don't understand, what's so good about those colorful clothes?"
"Not to mention having to put on makeup afterwards,"
Such deep resentment!
It can be seen that Xiaobai Niu really doesn’t understand what cosmetics and beautiful clothes mean to women.
Little Black Cow: "..."
gentleman:"……"
Good guy, the secret will soon be revealed.
The sense of mystery disappears instantly!
"Pig teammates," the gentleman sighed secretly, but he couldn't open his mouth for a long time. He didn't expect that the little white cow would be so upright, and his thoughts were completely disrupted at once.
There are some things that cannot be said clearly.
This is a great little secret discovered.
After a while!
"By the way...are you really putting on makeup? In fact, there is no need to make it so grand." The gentleman was helpless, since he couldn't see it anyway: "It seems that the queen loves me very much."
"I'm afraid I can't bear it."
With Little White Bull selling out his teammates, the atmosphere suddenly seemed to become even weirder.
I don't know what to say to save this weird situation.
"Um, brother, a gentleman." At this time, Xiao Hei Niu, who was also embarrassed at the side, suddenly said stiffly.
His face turned red with embarrassment.
As if he had received some secret instruction, he asked bravely: "Brother, actually, I have a friend, and she wants to ask you, what style of clothes do you like?"
"Casual wear, princess dress, or fancy dress? What kind of jewelry do you prefer? Crystal, pearl, or agate...Should I not wear shoes? Or should I wear more attractive clothes?"
"Do you need to add some special features? Wear some stockings or something? To deepen the impression."
"It is said that when two people meet, the first impression is crucial."
"Bang!"
The stool under my butt fell firmly to the ground.
The gentleman's calves trembled and he couldn't sit still at all. He stood up reflexively, and his cheeks turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Inside the scarlet eye of heaven!
At this moment, it is full of apocalyptic scenes of the Supreme Brother and Ruo Niu Nu, fighting between gods and demons, and the sky is dark and the earth is dark.
"No way……"
Then he forced himself not to show any indecent expression, held up the stool again, and sat back on the bench.
It's just that the gentleman's body has been trembling, dripping with cold sweat, and the stool under his butt is like a red-hot iron.
Feeling like sitting on pins and needles.
"This treatment is over!"
It’s a disaster rather than a blessing!
This little black cow's friend came out of nowhere, and anyone with any brain would find something wrong. This is simply asking for an answer nakedly.
It's like a sweet conversation between boyfriend and girlfriend.
The painting style is extremely weird.
Then...the gentleman could only smile with a pale face.
"Your Majesty, your Majesty, of course she looks good no matter what she wears. She is naturally beautiful. There is no need to dress up or anything."
Immediately, the gentleman lowered his head, not daring to look at the upright little white cow and the stiff-faced little black cow, nor dare to speak another word.
My heart is secretly bitter, but my words are the source of misfortune!
but!
So exciting——
No wonder Zhang Youde has always loved seeking death and never gave up.
This feels so good!!!
It's just a bit wasteful.
"Well, the little mouth is quite sweet."
"Then Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai, please come back."
The moment I heard the gentleman's answer, two lazy and charming female voices came from nowhere, echoed in the room, and reached everyone's ears clearly, and the bones of everyone who heard it were...
It's a puff pastry.
The ears are soft.
"What a monster." A gentleman can naturally control this. He is no longer an innocent young boy and is basically immune to the charm of these charming sounds.
The two calves also breathed a sigh of relief after receiving the instructions.
They don't understand women at all.
It would be too difficult for them to ask such a sensitive question.
So, the gentleman borrowed the donkey from the slope and waved his hand: "Go quickly, your queen is calling you. Children should not interfere in matters between adults."
"Uh-oh!"
"Goodbye, brother, a gentleman. You must continue to live." The two calves jumped off the table with encouragement and some reluctance.
He didn't even have time to eat the tea and cakes he was longing for, so he left in a hurry.
It can be seen that the empress's words are true to her word.
Looking at the two calves leaving, the gentleman sighed silently: "I will do it."
"I hope that next time we meet, you can still be as innocent as before."