When I woke up, I felt like I was a different life.
It turned out to be a million elbow.
First, I would like to congratulate myself on winning the first place in the monthly vote list last month and becoming the first author of Qidian to exceed one million in a single monthly vote in 20 years.
The last time I had an elbow of one million, I was still a cute newbie who wrote about the king's life. At that time, Brother Dong was the first in the list.
When it was launched at the beginning of the month, the Cold Wind Alliance in the early morning...the Penguin boss now rewarded 4 Silver Alliances during the double period.
At that time, there were only 100 votes in a Silver League. He rewarded 4 plus double monthly votes, which should be 800 votes.
As a result, after giving the reward, he did not see the increase in monthly tickets, so he went to Qidian customer service.
The customer service said that something went wrong and could help make up for it later.
At that time, I ranked fourth with 8,000 votes, and then the technician added 800 votes to me, which turned into 8008,000 votes.
This bug was shown for more than an hour, and I also obtained the "one-hour limited-time list and one experience card". I also posted a single chapter and joked that this kind of thing was so funny. Then the literary staff contacted me and asked me to delete the single chapter and give some face to the technical department...
Later, it is said that this technician was sacrificed to heaven by reading the article.
And I became a million elbow.
At that time, I was still a cute newbie and couldn't even make it to the big guys. I didn't want to participate in the China Literature Salon in Changsha, saying that I was not qualified.
I just thought it was a small accident, but I didn't expect it to become a black spot in the mouths of trolls, and kept squirting about me and making tickets and doing things in secret.
How can I say that if someone wants to swear you, I can swear you no matter what, there is nothing I can do about it.
Now that I have become a veritable elbow million, I am not particularly happy...
In the middle of the month, I didn’t ask for votes because of the update problem. In addition, the gap is quite large, so I didn’t have much hope.
I also joked in the chapter, how can I play with such a big gap? The zoocai boss is indeed very rich, which makes us have no fighting spirit.
Later, there was too much family business, so I couldn't take care of it.
Yesterday at 4:30 pm, the staff of Yuewen contacted me and sent me a notice: During the critical period of competition, the financial staff will close the large-scale recharge channel after 6 pm. To be fair, let me know this matter at the same time.
In other words, if you are not ready after 6 o'clock in the evening, it doesn't matter if you give this list to you. If you want to make the ranking, you can charge it in advance, otherwise no one will charge it for you temporarily.
I thought to myself that it had nothing to do with me, so I didn't care...
But to be honest, before last month, I didn’t know that China Literature actually had large recharge channels for large customers. I knew that in order to make a 100,000 yuan per day, Haiyingying had a daily recharge of 100,000 yuan, and it took several days to complete it...
I asked the Penguin boss, I said, do you know this? The Penguin boss said that he lost money and he used his mobile phone to charge slowly. It would be a big trouble. It would take half a month to charge a 100 million alliance, otherwise he would have to collect 100 million alliances for me in the middle of the month...
I said it was time to collect Yimeng now, the boss, and then the Penguin boss said, "It will definitely be the next time."
Later I asked Brother Yan about this, and Brother Yan only asked me to take good care of the mother and daughter, so I wouldn't think about it too much about everything else.
Unexpectedly, Brother Yan was so willing to do so.
I told Brother Yan, Brother, next time there is such a thing, I will send you the bank card account and transfer it to me directly. If there is no middlemen to make a difference, will it not be good? Brother, I want to change a good car.
Brother Yan told me not to know him in the future, it would be embarrassing...
Here, congratulations to me for breaking the record again, and congratulations to Brother Yan for becoming the first 500 million alliance on the Internet.
Brother Yan is confused!
Many people are talking about stealing towers. I think it is actually better to start from six o'clock. Of course, it is better to transfer it to me directly...
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After talking about the competition for the list, I also talk about the recent situation.
On the 31st, Boss Yang woke up in the morning and told me depressedly that there was still no movement at night.
We started induced labor on the 25th, and after so many days of urination, we even had two days of rest in between, we were both a little desperate.
The chief physician’s advice is to try new induced fertility drugs, which may be effective.
The effect is really there. After using it, Boss Yang was in pain. From 9 am to 12 noon, he cried again and again. Finally, he couldn't help it and began to lose strength.
I slept for 3 hours yesterday and was in a mess when I was outside the operating room. Especially when the doctor asked me to sign the documents with informed consent before entering the operating room, the disclaimer on it was XXXX that may lead to death. I knew that the hospital was in front of the ugly words for the purpose of disclaimer, but I still trembled my hands.
Boss Yang was pushed in on the bed. I was waiting anxiously outside. Finally, Ren Xiaomian was born in the afternoon, six pounds and three ounces.
Mother and daughter are safe.
I was very tired yesterday, but I have been very tired recently.
Every day, it is a desperate situation for a man from Henan who is 187, sleeping on a sofa of 1.6 meters.
But I know that I can't even be considered a fart when compared to her.
It was so happy to see her and Ren Xiaomian be safe.
That kind of satisfaction and happiness is hard to describe.
But I didn't send a single chapter as soon as possible, let me explain the specific reasons here.
Because of the so-called competition for the list.
Recently, many people have said, "Ladder borrowed Ren Xiaosu to compete for the list last time, and this time I borrowed my daughter to compete for the list. Will you have to borrow the child for a full month, a hundred days next time?"
Then, someone began to curse the child.
I am used to being hacked. In today's world, it is normal for you to do things that do not conform to universal values. It is normal to be scolded, and I don't care.
I deleted all Weibo, Zhihu and other things, and I planned to download it after the night is over, so I almost deleted Qidian.
In a world without quarrels, the whole person is happy and does not want to quarrel with others.
But this time I want to say: Fuck you.
After the child was born yesterday, I only posted a message on my Moments and did not post a single chapter.
I just worry that someone will continue to say that I use my children or something.
I have been asking for leave for so many days, and I don’t ask for a single vote. I don’t dare to send a single stamp to tell everyone when the child is born, but someone still insists on this.
Yao remembers that when Ren Xiaosu was born in March 2018, the same group of people were scolding him, and now this group of people is emerging again.
You can choose the time to compete for the list, but who can choose the time to have a baby? In the end, I was wrong?
Please use your brain, thank you.
Finally, I congratulate myself on my life's success. I will not ask for votes anymore. I will take care of my wife and children with peace of mind and write the night. It is expected that my wife will be discharged from the hospital in 4 days. A chapter can be resumed and the year is expected to be completed by the end.
I hope to maintain quality without regrets.
Thank you everyone.
I don't have the energy to thank you one by one, but I remember it in my heart.