The hundreds of millions of Chinese viewers watching this live broadcast were stunned for a moment, and then they burst into laughter.
"The boss is the boss, and he has shown his disdain through actions!"
"Hahaha...I, Wu Siyuan, will never accept moral kidnapping in my life!"
"Who are you? I am I am zghszh
Yes! Bang, come on!"
"I think you are all going too far. As a human being, you have to drink water and think about the source, zghszh
I work so hard to provide you with jokes and make you happy. Is this how you treat others? By the way, @zghszh
I have worked so hard to say good things to you, can you please return the ten yuan I donated a few years ago? My mother said she wanted to buy a chicken leg for my dog to bite and show off her wealth to the neighbor's house."
"zghszh
You said your company should have a sense of social responsibility, yes, but we zghszh don’t have to!"
"There once was a zghszh
The opportunity to donate money was placed in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it only after I lost it. The greatest pain in the world is this. If God can give me a chance to come back, I will definitely... Pa, give it.
It slaps you!"
"……………………"
Soon, Weibo became a sea of joy, filled with a lot of comments about zghszh
Fresh jokes.
But the one with the most likes is the following paragraph:
"zghszh
Regarding [Chaoqun Group]'s forced donation conference, there are more than 20 charitable organizations interested in participating. However, according to my assessment, nine of them are not qualified to undertake such a large-scale forced donation work, so I talked to them separately.
I talked to the person in charge, and they were very considerate to me, so I finally persuaded them all to quit.
Today, we are the only ones left. One more company has just been withdrawn, so there are seven. We are all considered strong, but I call on everyone to unite. If everyone has his own way of forcing donations, in the end, you can succeed in forcing donations.
So what? The donation amount must be very low. I hope that everyone can make money together and make this soup that is forced to donate, and share the money of [Chaoqun Group] together. [Chaoqun Group] is very rich, haha
Haha...
I proposed a plan for everyone to study. It’s not considered research, it’s just a favor to me. To put it bluntly, I want this donation because I’ve been showing off my wealth too much recently and I’m short of money to buy a Mastilla. I’m short of money.
To buy LV. I put forward two conditions:
First, [Chaoqun Group] has an annual profit of 300 billion yuan. Calculating 20% of donations, it is 60 billion yuan. After deducting all expenditures, it can earn 20 billion yuan. I will use 10 billion yuan to share among the six of you.
About 1.6 billion yuan.
Second, [Chaoqun Group]’s profits will be higher next year. I won’t force you to donate. You can make the dumpling soup and give me a share.
After I finish speaking, who agrees and who opposes?"
A large number of netizens left comments or liked this post.
Since ancient times, netizens have produced talents.
A netizen replied below,
"I object!
I often tell experts, zghszh
It is a model unit for us to learn from. After the forced donation is successful, the money is directly used by affiliated enterprises to siphon off the 60 billion yuan. First, 30 billion yuan will be taken away, and then the society will be called for donations, two donations, three donations, four, five, six, seven, eight donations.
, if you want to make money, you have to find ways to use various pretexts to steal donations, and then collude with the unscrupulous media to morally kidnap [Chaoqun Group] to donate another 30 to 50 billion yuan. If you are forced to donate this time, I think you will at least
We need to take away 50 billion yuan. If you give us this little money, you still have a conscience!"
Netizens are already laughing to death on Weibo.
They frantically follow zghszh’s official Weibo and make all sorts of jokes, but they are like ostriches now and don’t reply at all.
And [Chaoqun Group]’s live broadcast continues.
Another media account has been selected.
This time it was a man's voice.
But speaking Mandarin is a bit weird.
After listening carefully, I realized that he was a foreigner.
He said, "Hello, Mr. Wu, I am Thomas from the Financial Times. I noticed that you just said that you would establish laboratories across the country. Do you mean that you will only open laboratories in China?" "Yes." Wu Siyuan said very straightforwardly, without even adding any unnecessary explanation.
Thomas from the [Financial Times] was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Mr. Wu, in fact, you Chinese people always say that science has no borders. There are also many well-known scholars abroad. The future investment plans of [Chaoqun Group] are not
Barriers should be set up for them. [Chaoqun Group] may be able to invest in building laboratories around the world. I believe that governments of all countries, especially the Indian government, which has the greatest development potential in the future, will welcome it."
Wu Siyuan took a breath, he actually asked him to invest in India, he could even think of such a vicious plan.
He thought for a moment and asked, "Thomas, are you British?"
"Yes, I have applied for a green card in the UK."
"What's your place of origin?"
"Bombay."
Wu Siyuan suddenly realized that he was disrespectful.
He said, "Mr. Thomas, your suggestion is very enlightening, but it cannot be achieved with the financial resources of [Chaoqun Group]. In today's world, I think the one with such financial resources must be Apple. Waiting for your fellow countryman
Now that you are the CEO of Apple, you can go to him and make this suggestion. Okay, next one."
Wu Siyuan said expressionlessly.
At the same time, the popularity on Weibo surged again.
"Oops! Am I going to have to use curry-flavored iPhones in the future?"
"You are going too far! You are discriminating against curry people like this! But I would like to ask, in the future, should I disinfect the left side of my iPhone or the right side?"
"The iPhone you buy now is a bullet that will hit you in the future! It's different for me. I'm just waiting for [Honor] to release a new phone after [Chaoqun Group] acquired it."
"1!"
"2!"
"!"
"..."
zghszh Fortunately, they escaped, and the curry people took away their popularity.
And [Chaoqun Group]’s live broadcast room is still extracting media accounts in an orderly manner.
This time I drew a woman.
Women, men, and women!
Some overly concerned netizens discovered that this was not a regular pattern and became even more concerned.
"Hello, Director Wu, I am a staff member of "Opolitanman". I would like to ask, Director Wu, are you married?" said a crisp female voice.
Wu Siyuan had a dark look on his face, remained silent for a moment, and then said, "The press conference is over!"
The live broadcast room instantly became dark.
Many netizens were stunned. Is the boss such a personable? They opened Weibo.
Sure enough, there are many talented people on Weibo and they speak nicely.
"It is impossible to get married, and it is impossible to get married in this life! You can only watch videos, reward female anchors, and find girls with five fingers. This is how life is."
"Don't talk to me about marriage unless you want me to say it's over!"
"Do you have a house? If you don't have a house, why are you getting married?"
"What a precious opportunity to ask questions. The staff of "Opolitanman" are really idiots. It was completely wasted. They should have asked more specific details!"
"There seems to be something strange mixed up between us."
"No matter! Even the richest man can't afford to get married, so there's a reason why I'm single now!"
"Bang! The Fertility Promotion Committee is on its way. If you have money, you won't get married, but if you don't have money, the child you give birth to will become the new leek!"
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