Xu Chen was woken up by a sound of hoo-hoo-la-ho-ho-ha-ha.
Open your eyes with effort.
What you see is a blue sky with no clouds in the sky.
Turning around with difficulty, he saw a group of savages holding torches singing and dancing around him.
These people were nearly naked except for a piece of dirty animal skin wrapped around their waists, barely covering their private parts. Their hair was as disheveled as thatch, and some had messy oil paint on their faces. They all looked excited.
And I... seemed to be placed on a large pile of firewood, and the branches were shaking, making me feel uncomfortable all over.
Where am I?
What are they doing?
Xu Chen was confused, and in a daze he saw a savage walking towards him holding a torch, and then lit the firewood under him.
In the rising flames, Xu Chen came back to his senses with a jolt, but just as he moved, a thick and big stick hit the chrysanthemum...
"Ouch~"
Xu Chen let out a heartbreaking scream.
The savage who lit the fire shook his hand and dropped the torch in fear and ran away with his head in his arms.
Dozens of savages dancing in circles all stopped their dancing movements. After a moment of silence, they collectively burst into joy and threw away the torches in their hands and ran over in a swarm.
"Holy shit, don't pull, don't pull, holy shit..."
"Yo ho~ Yo ho ho~~"
Amid the tragic screams, a group of savages cheered and pulled Xu Chen off the firewood pile without mercy.
"I want to complain to your scenic spot, and I won't be able to afford it unless I pay you 100,000 or 80,000 yuan..."
With his feet on the ground, Xu Chen clamped his legs together and roared while holding his buttocks in an extremely enchanting and twisted posture.
But before he finished speaking, he saw a group of savages disperse, and an old woman with gray hair and colorful feathers came in shakily, and Xu Chen suddenly fell silent as if he had been struck by a restraining technique.
He had seen many old women, but this was the first time he saw her without clothes.
His skin was dark and rough, and he only had a piece of animal skin-like thing wrapped around his waist and wore nothing else.
Has the scenic spot fallen to this level just to make money?
Xu Chen looked at this domineering old woman, his eyes widened with nowhere to rest.
"Mother Baba Gaga..."
A group of savages pointed excitedly at Xu Chen and started chattering and drawing pictures at the old woman. Although they were emotional and noisy, they obviously respected the old woman.
"Chen Ga..."
The old woman was very excited and stretched out a pair of skinny hands with long black nails and touched Xu Chen's head.
"Hey, hey, don't mess around. What kind of scenic spot is this? I want to complain..."
Obviously, Xu Chen's threat of complaint had no effect. A group of savages grabbed him tightly, and then Xu Chen was carefully touched from top to bottom by the old woman.
Headache, back pain, leg pain, butt pain, everything hurts.
Xu Chen grinned as he was touched and kept sucking in the cold air. He felt as if he had been run over by a steamroller, and his whole body was about to fall apart.
Moreover, not only are these savages' barbaric movements, the smell they emit is also very unpleasant, worse than the smell of teammates who haven't showered in the wind and rain for half a month.
But these people were obviously not familiar teammates. They had dark skin all over their bodies, and many of them had scars of varying sizes. The tallest among them had thick chest hair that grew from their chins to the insteps of their feet.
Xu Chen looked at his waving hands while struggling and shouting, and suddenly became quiet again.
These are a pair of unfamiliar black hands, the nails are dirty and long, and the palms are covered with calluses.
After being stunned for a while, he lowered his head in fear.
The body was obviously not the one he was familiar with. Not only was his skin dark and rough, he also had a layer of fine body hair that grew from his chest to the soles of his feet.
"This...this...isn't me, what happened to me...?"
Xu Chen couldn't believe his eyes at all.
Although I have been working in the field all year round and have grown very dark due to exposure to wind and sun, I have not become so dark that my whole body has become hairy.
Frightened and frightened, a sharp pain like tearing hit my head, and my vision went black and I fell into unconsciousness again.
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When he woke up again, Xu Chen found himself lying in a pile of withered grass.
The surrounding light was dim, and it looked like it was a naturally formed cave.
A few busy figures can be seen faintly outside the cave.
But through the occasional chatter, he was able to confirm that it was not his familiar teammates, nor was it a normal human being.
Xu Chen felt that the blood vessels in his forehead were pulsing and he had a splitting headache. He was so dizzy that he could only slowly close his eyes to recover the blood.
He still hasn't figured out how he got here.
I even suspected that I had fallen into a weird dream and couldn't wake up.
The only thing he remembered was that he followed the geological survey team to the field to measure data. He slipped and fell off the cliff. When he woke up, he was put on the firewood and prepared to be cremated.
Just when Xu Chen was searching his memory to figure out the current situation.
There was a sound of footsteps outside the cave.
Two unkempt men walked in. One was tall and the other was short. They were just like the ones seen before the coma. These were not two normal humans. Their hair was unkempt and their beards were like tangled grass. Their bodies were naked and covered with oil paint, and their skin was dark and rough.
It is also covered with a layer of curly down, like a savage that has not yet evolved successfully.
Two wild men...the male wild men walked up to Xu Chen, knelt down and started communicating.
"If you haven't woken up yet, it's definitely not going to work!"
"Indeed, I'm afraid I will still die."
"Is that to be burned or killed for meat?"
"I haven't caught any prey in the past few days..."
"Yes, it would be a pity to burn the monster!"
The above conversation was actually made up by Xu Chen. In fact, he couldn't understand a word of the chatter between the two savages after they came in.
Xu Chen struggled to open his eyelids and looked at the two savages.
"Chenga!"
When the stocky savage saw Xu Chen waking up, a surprised smile appeared on his face. A ferocious scar on his face was dark and red, looking very scary.
"Hey, uncle, where is this place?" Xu Chen breathlessly spat out a few words.
There was a hint of doubt on the tall savage's face, but then he revealed a savage and terrifying smile. He seemed to be very happy with Xu Chen's reaction. He stretched out his rough, dirty and black hands like a fan and pressed his head and body a few times.
"Oh, hiss, please be gentle!"
Xu Chen felt dizzy with severe pain until his eyes turned black. His body trembled and he curled up, letting out a soul-stirring moan and curse.
The savage's hands were extremely strong, and they happened to be pressing on the most painful parts of his body.
The two savages seemed to be very satisfied with Xu Chen's reaction. Jili Gulu exchanged a few words again before standing up and leaving.
Soon, another thin figure came in from outside, holding a clam shell in both hands, and walked slowly and carefully to Xu Chen's side.
This is a little savage, about eleven or twelve years old. Except for a simple animal skin around his waist that barely covers his lower body, he also wears nothing. His hair is as messy as weeds, but his skin is better than the two wild men just now.
Much better, he is no longer hairy, his skin is still smooth, but he is dark and thin, and he looks like he is malnourished.
"Chen Ga." The little savage squatted down.
Xu Chen stared at the little savage's chest for a moment, then looked hard at his own chest, and then covered his lower body with both hands, his face a little feverish.
This little savage must be a female, and her breasts are obviously a little bigger than mine.
Seeing Xu Chen's actions, the little savage showed a shy smile and handed the clam shell to Xu Chen with both hands.
A pungent, sour and unpleasant smell hit my face.
Xu Chen moved his body back and sat on the cave wall with a look of horror on his face.
"What's this?"
"Turugaga!"
Then the two of them stared at each other for a long time.
Xu Chen didn't know how long it had been since he first woke up, but from the few words and exchanges of these savages, he found that these savages always liked to use the word "ga" in their speech, which seemed to be similar to a particle.
It’s almost like Smecta with a stick.
However, this is all Xu Chen's guess and has no actual basis.
Moreover, the language of these savages is very simple, and basically there is no similarity with Chinese.
If his body hadn't been changed, Xu Chen would never have believed that he would be seeing a group of primitive savages in front of him. Either these people were acting in a tourist attraction, or they were an uncivilized primitive tribe on a small Pacific island or Africa.
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But now, he is convinced that his soul has probably traveled through time.
But he didn't have the slightest clue as to where he had traveled to, what era he had traveled to, or whether he was still on Earth.
As for language and dialogue, I don’t even know much about it.
Because his soul took possession of the body of this primitive savage, but inherited no memory, it was as clean as a piece of white paper.
"Tulu Gaga!" The savage girl handed over the clam shell again.
Xu Chen wanted to refuse, but looking at the insistent look in the savage girl's eyes, he finally reached out and took it. After saying thank you, he pinched his nose and drank a few sips of the sticky juice inside. His mouth was full of sourness.
The smell makes people want to die.
Seeing Xu Chen finish the drink happily, the girl's dark and thin face showed a smile, took the clam shell and prepared to leave.
"Wait!" Xu Chen said quickly.
The girl stopped.
Xu Chen pointed to his nose, and then pointed to the girl: "My name is Xu Chen, what is your name?"
The girl was stunned for a moment, squatted down and gently touched Xu Chen's forehead. She frowned and didn't say anything for a moment, then turned around and walked out of the cave with the clam shell.
Xu Chen lay down again feebly, and then felt dizzy and nauseated for a while. After holding on for a while, he fell asleep again.
When he woke up again, it seemed that the sun was about to set outside, and the afterglow of the setting sun shone at the entrance of the cave. With the bright light, he could vaguely see the mountains and lush forests on the opposite side.
At the same time, bursts of lively sounds came from outside the cave. There were adults and children, but he couldn't understand a word.
No, I have to go out and take a look.
Xu Chen slowly got up despite the severe pain all over his body, and then limped out while holding on to the cave wall.
The cave is not deep. It is covered with hay everywhere and is as densely packed as a bird's nest. Although it is relatively spacious and dry, it is filled with an unpleasant smell.
This should be where this nest of savages sleep.
However, Xu Chen had no intention of observing carefully at the moment, and slowly moved to the entrance of the cave with his teeth bared.
When he saw the situation in front of him clearly, his whole body felt numb.
In front of you is a vast and primitive natural scenery.
The sky is blue, with not a trace of haze or blemishes visible.
As far as the eye can see, there is green virgin forest, and in the distance there are rolling green mountains.
At the foot of the mountain, a small river meanders.
The riverbanks on both sides are green and lush, with lush weeds.
There are no boats on the river, no roads at the foot of the mountains, no farmland on the riverbanks, and no telephone poles or 4G communication towers. Except for the wild birds flying and playing in the sky and the occasional cry of wild beasts, there are no traces of artificial construction in the whole world.
Even where he is now, it should be a natural grotto halfway up a mountain. It is more than ten meters high and looks like a large, deformed trumpet. The entrance of the cave is covered with ancient vines, and there are many swallows' nests on the cave walls.
More than a dozen savages, old and young, were busy collecting and drying some wild fruits and food in the open space outside the cave.
Several hairy, bare-butt little savages were chasing and fighting.
Not far from the entrance of the cave, there are two adult savages who are chopping and polishing wood to make weapons. The tools in their hands are actually axes made of stone flakes, tied to a stick with tree vines, and they are gnawing and chopping.
It's hard work.
Seeing Xu Chen, these men, women, and children all showed happy smiles, and even a few bare-butt little savages cheered and ran over to Xu Chen, jumping and shouting, and their cooing greetings made him want to kick him down the mountain one by one.
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Now he could almost confirm that he was not in some scenic spot on earth.
In the high-tech era of the 21st century, when satellites are flying all over the sky and the Internet is ubiquitous, there will never be such a primitive tribe on earth that can completely see the slightest trace of human industrial civilization.
This is no longer the world that I am familiar with.
Could it be that he fell off a cliff and traveled to the primitive era?
Xu Chen looked at the surrounding countryside with tears in his eyes and a surging heart.
He didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.
My whole body hurts so much. I don’t know how this savage died. I feel like I’m falling apart from the pain all over my body.