Looking at these aunts with dark skin, rough hands and big feet, Xu Chen felt that the word "coquettish" did not go with them at all.
In addition to only knowing how to work, each one of them is even more stupid than a country girl. Perhaps they think that to seduce a man, they need to be strong enough, strong enough, run fast enough, and work enough.
In addition to taking care of the family, gathering and cooking, they simply touch the man's buttocks to turn over the sign to indicate that they are free to mate today.
There are none of the high-level temptations that make men's blood boil, such as being greeted even if you refuse, being shy and intolerable, being a good boy, being a bad boy, being a good official, etc.
Although stockiness is the simplest and simplest criterion for distinguishing good and bad women among all primitive tribes, in Xu Chen's view, this characteristic is completely unattractive, because women from other tribes are almost all like this.
If the Ba people want to attract enough strong men, they must make huge changes. If they don't have what they have, they will have something new.
Therefore, after some observation and thinking, Xu Chen decided to help a group of aunts develop into the coquettish side of their imagination.
Although you can't make Yingying Yanyan enchanting and seductive, you still have to make the eyes of men from all other tribes light up and be filled with a desire and imagination to conquer.
Clothes are always more seductive than nakedness.
So while Mu Ba led a group of women to tailor clothes, Xu Chen also found twine, dyed it in different colors with several pigments, and taught some ingenious women to embroider a few simple flower and plant patterns on the linen clothes.
Mother and a group of women didn't care at first, and even felt that it was troublesome to do this. But under the guidance of Xu Chen, a woman used red and green threads to embroider a flower on the chest of her clothes according to the drawn pattern.
, a group of women went completely crazy.
This flower is so embroidered that you can't tell its shape at all.
But just this simple little decoration gives a completely different feeling instantly when worn on the body, as if it suddenly makes people unique.
Especially a group of men became passionate and excited when they saw the model aunt.
Although they have always felt that women with strong waists are suitable for mating.
But obviously this kind of costume will give them another kind of uncontrollable excitement and impulse.
After an excited exchange and a burst of exclamations, all the young women presented their new clothes to Xu Chen and asked for help in drawing beautiful patterns and instructions on how to embroider beautiful flowers and plants with colored linen threads.
Embroidery on clothes is just Xu Chen’s simplest idea.
Facing a group of excited aunts, Xu Chen not only designed patterns on the clothes, but also specially designed embroidered belts and dyed headbands.
In order to dress up a group of young aunts more coquettishly, he also spent a day making a comb out of wood.
And when they saw him using this comb to slowly help a woman comb her messy hair neatly, and then carefully braiding it into two braids, and finally tying up two red hair ribbons, the women started again.
Crazy excited.
Heart of beauty in everyone.
Cats all know how to straighten their hair, and cats will feel aggrieved and even depressed after being shaved, let alone the most intelligent human being.
Being primitive and barbaric will not change their understanding and pursuit of beauty.
They also like spring flowers, colorful paints, birds’ feathers, and colorful fur.
Having your hair neatly combed and braided not only makes you look good, but also makes your life more convenient.
On weekdays, they would use some hemp ropes or straw vines to simply tie up their hair when working, but it was completely incomparable with the way Xu Chen looked after combing and neatly braiding it with a comb, making her look not only clean and tidy, but also
I feel more energetic too.
Therefore, after Xu Chen's demonstration ended, a group of women fell into collective madness again, asking Xu Chen to help them comb their hair and braid their hair. However, seeing so many wild aunts with disheveled hair, Xu Chen was a little confused, so he forced himself to transform into Uncle Tony.
He started his original career in beauty and hairdressing services.
Two braids, one braid, single ponytail, double ponytail, simple updo.
Xu Chen didn't have much research on women's hairstyles. After graduating, he spent many years doing field surveys, and met either rural aunts or village girls in the mountains. He couldn't make hairstyles that were too complicated, but he still knew a little bit about the simplest braids.
As the hairstyles of several model aunts were released one after another, a group of women became even more excited and excited when faced with the different hairstyles created by Xu Chen. They watched and discussed animatedly.
After combing five heads in one breath, Xu Chen felt that his Tony skills had been exhausted, so he threw the combs to a group of women and asked them to learn and study on their own.
He didn't want a large group of aunts gathered around the door every morning waiting for him to help him comb his hair and braid it.
It is better to teach a man to fish than to teach him to fish.
He believes in a guiding view of sustainable development rather than a do-it-all approach.
"Chen Ga, help me...Tou Ga!"
Gu Heju, who had been standing nearby for a long time, excitedly squeezed to Xu Chen's side, pointing to his hair, which was as messy as a chicken coop.
"Tou, your uncle, your head is pretty much the same!"
Xu Chen wanted to refuse with a displeased face, but thinking about the hard work of the two guys following him all day long without any complaints, he felt that he still couldn't make them too sad, so he led the two of them to the middle of the yard and found a piece of
There was a clean open space for Gu to lie down first, and then he found a few pieces of wood to cushion Gu's head.
Although Gu was a little surprised why Xu Chen was sitting down while combing the hair of a group of women, but he had to lie down. Until Xu Chen came over with a brand new stone axe, he sat up in shock and looked at Xu Chen nervously.
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"Gaha?"
"No, lie down!"
Xu Chen reached out and pressed Gu down again, then arranged his messy hair randomly with his hands, placed it on the wood, and chopped it off with an axe.
"Ouch~~"
Gu was so frightened that he closed his eyes and screamed.
"What are you saying? Don't move. You'll be fine soon!"
Xu Chen didn't explain. He raised his ax and started chopping randomly. Gu Ye was so frightened that he closed his eyes and kept making strange screams.
Soon a circle of messy hair fell around Gu's head.
After chopping the long ones, Xu Chen roughly trimmed the ax head a few more times, and then asked Gu to sit up.
Gu's face was already pale with fright, and he almost cried while touching his uneven hair with both hands.
"Quack, quack, quack..."
Ju stood nearby and looked at the old cousin with weird hair and a sad face, laughing so hard that his stomach almost cramped.
"Don't move, let me take a closer look!"
Xu Chen pried off Gu's head and looked around a few times, then dropped the ax and went to the fire pit. After a while, he ran back with a burning red charcoal fire stick in his hand.
"Moxy Gaga?"
This time not only Gu was frightened, but even Zhi, who couldn't stop laughing, couldn't help but tremble and looked at Xu Chen with a horrified face.
"Don't move, fix it!"
Xu Chen asked Ju to help hold Gu down so he wouldn't move, and then used a charcoal torch to burn the uneven areas next to each other.
As he squealed, his hair began to curl and burn, and a strong smell of burnt fur filled the yard.
Gu was so frightened that he kept wailing and screaming, causing a group of children to gather around and laugh weirdly.
A group of women who were combing their hair and a group of men who were watching the combing thought something had happened. They ran past in a hurry and found that Xu Chen was working on a new hairstyle idea.
But looking at the weird short hair that Gu was burned, I couldn't help laughing.
"Sigh!"
After Xu Chen finished burning, he looked carefully from front to back and left to right, with a satisfied smile on his face.
"Well... look at Gaga?"
Gu touched the carbonized dandruff that was all over his burnt head and had a confused look on his face.
"Swish, swish, swish!"
A large group of men and women who were watching all suppressed their laughter and nodded together.
"Okay, it's your turn!"
Xu Chen pointed and raised.
Shivering with fright, I turned around and wanted to squeeze out of the crowd, but was blocked by two adult men who were yelling and laughing, so I could only lie down with a sad face.
Next, Xu Chen followed the same example and quickly chopped the messy hair on his head into short hair, and then burned it with charcoal.
As a result, both of them turned into grotesque short-haired savages.
But it's not a complete crew cut, but rather a pot-top hairstyle that resembles ear-length hair.
Although this hairstyle is not in line with the aesthetic habits of all savages nowadays, it looks much cleaner and neater.
"Come on, help me get one done too!"
Xu Chen tidied up his hair on the ground and lay down.
Gu Heju didn't expect Xu Chen to have a haircut, so their grievances disappeared instantly. However, neither of them dared to do anything. Naturally, their mother and a group of women were also worried about hurting Xu Chen, so they tried to persuade Xu Chen.
Don't do your hair, but Xu Chen doesn't do it.
Wearing long hair all day long, washing and drying it is a big trouble. I don’t think it’s a big deal in autumn and winter. I basically don’t wash my hair. I’m used to it anyway, but the weather is getting hotter and hotter, and he’s getting more and more tired.
The more I can't stand it, I might as well do it myself.
So Muba had no choice but to discuss with a group of men and women for a while, and asked a relatively stable tool man to be the barber. He learned how Xu Chen had just cut Gu Heju's hair, and carefully and carefully trimmed his long hair.
Chop it into short pieces, and finally two attentive older women came forward and helped him carefully burn the uneven lengths over a charcoal fire.
So in the blink of an eye, Xu Chen also transformed into a pot-shaped head covering.
After finishing it, Xu Chen ran to the kitchen, got a handful of water and put it under the eaves. He looked around a few times and felt pretty good. Although it was still a little longer, at least it was easy to clean and it was much cleaner and fresher.