At this time Xu Chen finally saw it, and there was indeed a strange thing among the flowers.
It looks like a lizard, with spines on its back and three horns on its head. It looks like a legendary ancient dinosaur. It is also quite small, more than one meter long. It is lying quietly among the flowers.
The skin all over his body is red and green, almost the same color as the flowers.
"Don't be afraid, this seems to be a chameleon."
When Xu Chen saw this thing clearly, he breathed a sigh of relief.
He has seen chameleons, which are a branch of lizards and a relatively common species in tropical rainforests. This thing has the ability to change the color of its body and can camouflage itself with the surrounding environment, making it very difficult to detect.
And this unique ability has also become a special means for them to survive.
Because most lizards do not have strong attack power and feed on insects, snakes, frogs, fish and even birds, they pose little threat to humans.
Although the one in front of him was more than one meter long and looked very ferocious with the horns on its head, Xu Chen's fear had mostly subsided. He turned back and prepared to grab the hand of the Pi tribe witch to comfort him, but instead he got a full ball.
Instantly, the hairy body was shocked and stopped.
The Pi tribe witch behind her suddenly trembled and stood still.
Xu Chen could even hear the violent heartbeat and breathing coming from behind him.
Sao Rui Sao Rui, I really didn’t mean it this time.
Xu Chen quickly let go, turned around and grabbed the witch's hand and stepped back, saying, "Don't be afraid, chameleons can't bite. I'll take you out of here!"
Xu Chen quickly led the Pi witch back the way he came. Seven or eight minutes later, the two of them wound their way back to the small hot spring where Xu Chen took a bath.
Seeing the wooden house and the fenced courtyard, Xu Chen let out a long breath, and the Pi tribe witch also relaxed.
"Wait a moment, I'll put on my clothes and send you down!"
Xu Chen threw down the stick with a smile, but he was also a little embarrassed because both of them were naked.
"Your Majesty the Witch King, I, I am here to find you!" the Pi tribe witch stammered and lowered her head.
"Uh, what are you looking for me for?" Xu Chen's face was filled with questions.
"I don't want to be a witch, I want to mate with you!" The Pi tribe witch mustered up the courage to look at Xu Chen.
"...!"
Xu Chen's body suddenly trembled again, and he stared blankly at the witch.
Love is like a tornado, coming so suddenly and violently, and full of original petty bourgeois sentiments, sincere to the point of nakedness, without any cover-up or hypocrisy.
"Ever since I met His Majesty the Witch King, I have often dreamed of mating with His Majesty the Witch King. I have thought for a long time that this should be a revelation from the gods to me..." the Pi tribe witch explained nervously and expectantly.
"...!"
Xu Chen's breath was a little messy, and he was like a dog. Is there any more touching love words in the world than this?
It was arranged by God. Isn’t this reason majestic enough?
Should I obey or not?
Xu Chen felt a little inexplicable and anxious for a moment.
The other party is a witch, so he must not mess around, but for this reason, it is impossible to remain indifferent, because Xu Chen found that he could not control his emotions.
Just when he was hesitating, he suddenly heard the sound of someone laughing and talking from the woods below him, and the footsteps were getting closer and closer.
Listening to the voice, it seems to be Youye and the twin little witches.
I can't stand here and be seen.
At this time, the two of them were naked and naked. Although it could not be said that they were collaborating, apart from being embarrassed by being bumped into by a group of witches, there would also be some bad thoughts and comments.
So Xu Chen took the Pi tribe witch who was also nervous and turned around and walked away, diving into the forest with lush tropical plants.
After a while, as expected, a group of witches, big and small, appeared outside the courtyard of the small hot spring, naked and without any clothes on.
The team was led by a young girl from the Mongolian tribe, Ye He's twin little witches, and two little witches from the Five Ghosts and Gonghuo tribes. Only the great witch from the Yugong tribe was not present.
"Morning is not here!" Looking at the empty courtyard and hot springs, Ye Duzui was a little disappointed.
"Are there any other hot springs nearby?" the little witch sister asked the Mongolian girl.
"Moga!" The girl shook her head.
"His Majesty the Witch King may have gone down!" the little witch sister said, pointing to the sound of men making loud noises, laughing and playing in the water.
"Yes, it's not good if there are too many people down there. Let's just hang out here for a while!" the little witch of the Gonghuo tribe reminded in a low voice.
"good!"
A group of girls were led by the little witch sister, a great witch of the Ba tribe. Seeing her nod, the group of girls entered the small courtyard and descended into the pool.
"Wow, it's so hot!"
As soon as he entered the water, Ye Dun screamed.
"Yes, it's hotter than over there!"
A group of little witches also nodded.
Compared with thick-skinned men, the temperature of this pool is more suitable, but for a group of little witches who rarely work and are pampered, it is indeed a bit hot, so they went into the hot spring and soaked for only two minutes.
Unable to bear the heat, we all got up together, and after discussing for a while, we went back along the path.
Peace has returned to the area near the hot springs.
In a slightly open bush dozens of meters away from this small hot spring, there are several large leaves on the ground, and two naked figures of a man and a woman are entangled together, engaging in the most primitive entertainment activities.
After all, Xu Chen still couldn't suppress the primitive desire hidden in this barbarian body. He completely lost his mind under the primitive love words of the Pi tribe witch, and his blood awakened and transformed into a savage pile driver.
After a long time, the chirping sounds in the woods slowly stopped. Xu Chen lay on his back on the soft and wide leaves, hugging the Pi tribe witch and began to enter the sage time.
This is the most meaningful day in his five years of travel.
The title was also officially promoted to Original Pile Driver.
Moreover, we are still in such a hot spring resort, and we may be discovered by a group of little witches at any time. It is very nervous, exciting and refreshing.
But piling is a temporary pleasure, and the crematorium is a pleasure.
After all, witches are not ordinary women, and if things are exposed, they will cause many unpredictable troubles.
Witches represent the will of the gods, and in order to maintain communication with the gods, they must ensure the purity of the body and soul.
The Pi tribe witch not only cheated on her soul, but also cheated on her body.
If this matter is discovered, she will most likely be dealt with by the angry tribe.
Although witches are the spiritual belief and respected status of all tribes, in fact they only represent the communication between the tribe and the gods. Impure witches will only make the gods angry, causing the tribe to be abandoned or even cursed by the gods.
Usually when this happens, the witches are punished and sacrificed to the gods, and then the tribe falls apart, and the tribesmen escape to find a tribe with witches to take refuge in to avoid the danger of annihilation.
This kind of ending is naturally not what Xu Chen wants to see.
But it is impossible for her to resign as a witch. First, the Pi tribe has just surrendered to the Bameng and is in urgent need of stability and development. Changing witches will cause great shock and uneasiness to the tribe.
Moreover, the inheritors trained by the Pi tribe witches are still very young and are not yet capable of shouldering the responsibility and ability to lead the tribe. Xu Chen does not want the Pi tribe to lose its leadership.
Of course, only the two of them know about this matter at the moment, and it has not been exposed by anyone.
But Xu Chen is very worried about what to do if the witch becomes pregnant?
Once this happens, nothing can be guaranteed.
So lying on the ground, Xu Chen's brain was still rapidly calculating how to deal with this matter, and finally reached a perfect result.
After living through time travel for several years, Xu Chen still has a very good understanding of the living habits and ways of thinking of these primitive barbarians.
That is simple and crude.
But under this simple and crude law of survival, there is another subconscious law that everyone respects and respects, and that is the gods.
The reason why witches have such a high status is due to their ability to communicate with spirits.
If you want to make this matter completely trouble-free, then you must start from the aspect of gods.
But how to do it?
Xu Chen racked his brains and began to recall various allusions from the original and ancient Chinese civilization to find the answers he needed.
Because the older the story is, the closer it is to primitiveness and wilderness, and the more it is in line with the current state.
After a long time, Xu Chen suddenly opened his eyes and sat up excitedly.
"The mysterious bird of destiny descended and gave birth to Shang."
If there are many legends in Chinese history about emperors being born in auspicious circumstances, then Xuanniiao Shengshang is the originator of them.
In later generations, the saying that a dragon and a snake gave birth to a royal son in a dream at night were all inspired by this allusion or were pirated versions.
The Chronicle of Yin Dynasty says: Jian Di, the daughter of the Lu family, was taking a bath with three sisters. She saw a black bird dropping its egg, and Jian Di took it and swallowed it, and she became pregnant.
This is an incredible story.
A woman named Jian Di picked up a swallow egg while taking a bath. After eating it, she became pregnant and gave birth to Qi, who was the ancestor of merchants.
In fact, in Xu Chen's opinion, this incident was an out-and-out story of a woman cheating on her.
In other words, it can't be considered cheating, but the woman may have been in love with a man before she was married, and then she was afraid of being discovered and punished by her parents, so she made up the story of eating bird eggs to cover up.
In order to achieve her goal, she also asked two sisters to help make perjury.
Although Xu Chen would not maliciously slander his ancestors, this matter should not be slandered. If it is true, then it must be exactly what he suspected.
Since there was an ancestor who made the fraud first, now that he has learned and used this allusion, coupled with his own unique identity, I am afraid that this matter can be easily solved.
"Your Majesty the Witch King..."
Seeing Xu Chen suddenly sitting up, his eyes flashing and his face full of surprise, the Pi tribe witch sat on his lap with a look of lust on her face.
Xu Chen looked at the witch, and his heart started to feel hot and ready to move again.
Now that the method has been figured out, it is natural to eat enough at once. This kind of opportunity does not come often.
So soon, in the misty and warm tropical forest, the sound of piling slowly sounded again.