When Captain Pu left, he was in a trance, in a trance.
Although he had known that the world was evolving, the emergence of sperm animals so quickly was beyond his expectation.
Is this a little too fast?
After returning home, I reported it immediately.
——
Bi Youlian had a headache, and her white lotus disappeared again.
This guy is running around all day long, waiting for her to catch him and not lock him up.
"White Lotus!"
"Bai Lianhua, where did you die? Come back to me quickly."
"I won't give you food if you don't come back."
…
A cockatiel came out from behind the sofa and cursed: [I only know how to threaten me with food. Besides threatening me with this, what else can you do?]
【Have you made money?】
【do you have a boyfriend?】
【Have you bought a house?】
【I'm so poor, I still have so many things to do.】
…
It's hard to believe that those sharp words came from the mouth of a parrot.
Bi Youlian stared at it: "Bai Lianhua, you are getting more and more capable, right? Where did you learn these nonsense words? Be careful, I will lock you in a cage, and you will never get out again for the rest of your life."
[Woman, have you reached menopause? You have such a bad temper.]
Bi Youlian went crazy: "You are even younger now. Believe it or not, I will pluck your feathers and make a pot of parrot soup."
【Kill the bird, help me——】
Bai Lianhua screamed, and Bi Youlian was so frightened that he quickly caught it and pinched its mouth to prevent it from screaming.
"Please, uncle, please stop shouting. Be careful if you shout, you will really attract the police... Then we won't be able to explain clearly."
The white lotus flaps its wings to let it go.
[You know you’re afraid, right? Just know you’re afraid and don’t provoke me. You can’t afford to provoke me.]
"Uncle, uncle, you are my uncle, okay? Do you want to eat yet?"
Bai Lianhua was immediately picky, saying that Bi Youlian would buy it all the cheap stuff, with so many additives, and not be afraid of poisoning it to death.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Thinking that the courier had arrived, Bi Youlian quickly opened the door, only to see community workers and two uniformed people standing outside.
Bi Youlian looked confused: "Uncle Qin, what are you doing?"
Uncle Qin, a community worker, said: "Oh, I'm looking for you. I'm afraid you'll think you're a liar, so let me show you the way."
Bi Youlian has a question mark face.
But when she thought about the occasional news, she seemed to understand instantly - as a single woman living alone outside, she really had to pay attention.
"This is our evidence. I have a few questions I want to ask."
Bi Youlian took a look at the evidence and said that she couldn't tell whether it was true or not, but Qin Bao acted as a guarantee, so Bi Youlian still believed it and let the person in.
After sitting down, they took out their notebooks and cameras and asked her if she had a cockatiel called "White Lotus" and if it had changed a lot recently, such as being able to talk...
So, my parrot became a sperm?!
Bi Youlian was stunned, she could hardly believe it.
In what age can one still become a spirit?!
But the other party gave her an address and asked her to take Bai Lianhua there to apply for a "Fairy ID Card" within three working days. There was also a one-month "Fairy Classroom", which, to put it bluntly, was to teach them, the masters, how to "educate" themselves.
Let your furry babies grow into good, law-abiding citizens.
"Me? Shouldn't it be the one?"
"It has just awakened, and its consciousness is not yet obvious. You must be responsible for the daily teaching work. After it fully awakens, we will launch relevant courses..."
In addition, Bi Youlian was also reminded to download the official app of "Fairy Classroom" and regularly upload the growth status of White Lotus.
They will pay long-term visits to the white lotus according to its growth status until it grows up healthily and acquires an independent personality.
To put it bluntly, before Bai Lian becomes a completely independent master, it is like a child, and the master Bi Youlian is responsible for everything.
Are you sure you're not a liar?
Bi Youlian suddenly didn't believe it, thinking that Uncle Qin had been deceived?
When she arrived at the scene, she had to believe it, because it was here the last time she changed her ID card. She took the number plate and was led directly to the building inside.
"I'm sorry, our place has just been established and it's still a bit chaotic... Please fill in the form here first."
Bi Youlian looked at the form in front of her, then at the cute and amiable young lady in uniform, and asked: "Are there many like me?"
"This is also the first time I've met him."
Bi Youlian: "..."
"But don't worry. Although we are crossing the river by feeling the stones, we have a big team behind us. We will work hard to ensure the personal safety of every citizen and the legal rights and interests of every citizen..."
…
On this day, Zhao Yiran took his camera up the mountain again.
As he was patting, he felt something was wrong behind him. When he turned his head, he saw nothing.
"who?"
"Who's behind me?"
"Is it you, myna? You're scary, scary to death. Come out quickly..."
Zhao Yiran thought it was because he was so boring and would follow him all the way.
"I'm angry!"
However, he shouted for a long time, but no one came out, even if he pretended to be angry.
Behind him, there was movement again.
Zhao Yiran turned around again.
This time, it's a different direction.
"Swipe, swipe, swipe..."
Changed direction again.
"Swipe, swipe, swipe..."
The sound of something sliding across the ground was always behind him no matter how he turned around.
A burst of cold sweat broke out from Zhao Yiran's back. He who never believed in this could not help but think: Could it be that he hit a ghost?!
Zhao Yiran became nervous, made a fake noise, and ran away.
As he ran, the movement behind him became even louder.
With a "swipe" sound, something caught his feet and lifted him up.
Zhao Yiran was so frightened that he screamed: "Help!"
The camera also fell to the ground.
…
"A plant that has become a spirit? What is this mess?" Miao Mingzhi was speechless when he heard the content of the alarm.
Even the semen came out. How much did you drink?
I asked the other party if it was a false alarm, but they said it was a call from the village cadre, saying that the college student who went to the countryside was tied to a tree by a spirit plant, and no one was allowed to get close.
Who to smoke.
Miao Mingzhi: "..."
Are these people crazy?
Do you believe this?
Miao Mingzhi immediately brought people to the scene, and sure enough he saw the college student Zhao Yiran who was hanging on the tree, as well as the plant that seduce people and prevent anyone from getting close.
Miao Mingzhi felt that his three views were about to be shattered.
Just when he was so shocked that he didn't know what to do, another team of people appeared and said they were some kind of special administration department, and they took over these things.
The intern asked Miao Mingzhi in a low voice: "Brother Miao, is this what you said, the world is so big and full of wonders?"
Miao Mingzhi: "..."
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
The world I’m talking about is so big and full of wonders, and I’m talking about the wonders of the secular world, such as those who abandoned their wives and children when they were young, those scoundrels who have no money and want their daughters to support them when they’re old, and those scum who live in front of other people’s homes if they don’t support them...
This was the first time he had seen something like this that shattered his worldview.
Before leaving, the two were also asked to sign a confidentiality agreement.
