Compared with Li Ji, an old thief, whether they are the emperor, empress, prince, or various giants in the army, they are obviously far behind. Only those who are in the game under Li Ji can truly know this old thief.
How terrible are thieves.
Robbers, horse thieves, rebels, officers and soldiers, then to generals, commanders, first-class British princes, super-grade Sikong, Taifu, these names and honors are all the names and honors this old thief has spent on more than fifty years of battles and countless battles.
In exchange for human heads.
How could such a person be willing to die peacefully?
Yun Chu looked at Ying Gong's farewell not far away. It was dark there, and the more he looked at it, the more frightened he became. He felt that the old lion was still waiting for more scavenging beasts to arrive.
You never know when a piece of carrion will be thrown out, leaving these beasts to fight on their own.
So, seeing that it was almost dawn, Yun Chu took off the short incense stick between his fingers, packed his equipment, and hurriedly ran down the Lishan Mountain.
Knowing that Lishan was a huge trap, Yunchu, a hunter, was not in the mood to be a prey.
Just like when Yunchu saw a huge brown bear with thick hair on the snow-capped mountains, he knew that this guy's fur was extremely valuable in the Western Regions, and his body of meat was enough to feed Selema and Naha for a year.
After seeing the avalanche caused by the roar of the giant brown bear, he immediately turned around and left. At that moment, Yunchu understood one thing clearly. He was here to hunt to support his family, not to feed the bears.
It's the same now. Li Ji, who is about to die, is much scarier than the brown bear that weighs a thousand kilograms.
Escape is the most correct choice.
Therefore, Yun Chu, who smelled of strong wine, did not shy away from flying around in the woods, as panicked as a bereaved dog.
Many people saw Yun Chu flying among the woods along the way, so there were many speculations about him.
Fuchun saw Yun Chu speeding past him with a startled glance, and asked Bai Qidao, who was monitoring Ying Gong's farewell career: "Have they been in contact?"
Baiqi replied: "No, we found some traces in the woods, which should have been left by Yun Chu. However, it can be said with certainty that Yun Chu had no contact with Duke Ying."
Fuchun sneered and said: "He must have seen us and was worried about ruining His Majesty's good deeds, so he passed by us specifically to let us know that he had withdrawn."
After hearing this, all the hundreds of knights couldn't help but straighten their chests, feeling that what their governor said was right. The only one in the world who could force someone like Yun Chu back was Your Majesty.
When Yun Chu flew past Jin Yuru, Jin Yuru looked at Yun Chu who quickly disappeared in disbelief. After a long while, he sniffed and said, "He drank?"
A Hwarang disciple held the long sword in his hand and said: "I really want to fight this man..."
Jin Yuru looked at the Hwarang disciple and said, "You won't think about it, but why did he drink? He drank so much."
When the Hwarang disciple who was scolded by her saw the gentle look on Jin Yuru's face, he whispered: "Princess, please remember that he is our enemy."
Xiao Siye's body was heavy and he could not fly in the woods. He looked at Yun Chu, who was leaping between the woods like an ape, with a gloomy expression. The short spear in his hand creaked loudly, but he still did not throw the short spear in his hand.
The straight-line distance from Yinggong's villa to the foot of Lishan Mountain was no more than five miles. Yunchu walked down Lishan Mountain in a straight line by jumping from one tree to another.
Many people saw him leaving...
Li Ji, who was wrapped in a cotton-padded jacket, naturally heard about it and said to the old soldier guarding him: "He runs really fast."
The old soldier bowed and said, "Do you want to invite Mr. Cheng? Mr. Su will continue to force him to go up the mountain?"
Li Ji shook his head and said: "He just figured it out and ran so fast. If you want to force him to Lishan Mountain again, that would be a real enmity. Besides, with the abilities of Lao Cheng and Lao Su, they still do
Nothing forced him to go up the mountain.
You have also seen that there are always some smart people in this world who can escape one fatal disaster after another."
The old pawn said coldly: "Why don't we start now?"
Li Ji shook his head and said: "Wait for two days, wait for Lao Cheng, Lao Su and others to cut off all water sources outside Lishan Mountain before launching."
The old soldier smiled ferociously and said: "Your Majesty is really kind."
Li Ji smiled and said: "You two old dogs, haven't you ever been kind once in your life?"
The old soldier shook his head and said: "No, my heart is always as strong as iron."
Yunchu climbed onto the tree trunk and once again leaped onto a high wall. Behind the high wall was the Royal Tangchi Hot Spring Palace.
It is said that this place is the queen's favorite bathing place. The reason why Yunchu climbed over the wall and came in was because he felt that he needed an extremely thorough disinfection at this moment.
As for whether this is the queen's bathing place or something, I don't care.
Yunchu left Chang'an and went to Lishan, because the Wu brothers who wanted to help the queen find out what Yunchu was doing in Lishan also happened to come to the Hot Spring Palace.
After Yunchu overturned a group of guards and seduced countless palace ladies, he boldly took a look secretly. Yunchu was about to look for the steward of the Hot Spring Palace when he saw the Wu brothers.
Looking at Yun Chu, whose clothes were in tatters and smelled of wine, Wu Chengsi stammered: "The Hot Spring Palace is the bathing place for the queen, and the prince is a foreign minister, so he should not appear here."
Yun Chu grabbed Wu Chengsi's collar and said, "I urgently need a bath now and a lot of anti-virus medicine."
Wu Sansi suppressed his fear and said, "This is the queen's bathing place."
Yun Chu grabbed Wu Sansi's collar again and said, "Then find a place for me that is not a place where the queen takes a bath."
Wu Chengsi suddenly looked at Wu Sansi strangely and said, "Yes, you, your lord, come with me."
Following the brothers, they entered a magnificent hall. In the center of the hall, there was a huge bathing pool inlaid with sapphire that looked like a begonia flower.
There are four animal heads spewing hot water into the pool next to the pool, and there are two winding jade water channels beside the pool. These things should be specially prepared for the winding water drinking game.
The water in the pool was crystal clear, and there were jade spoons, jade scratchers, and some weird-shaped jade utensils beside the begonia flower-shaped bathtub. Even Yunchu was well-informed and didn't know the use of these things.
Although there are more than a dozen maids standing in this hall, Yunchu has long developed the living habits of a nobleman over the years. To him, those maids are just tools.
So, Yun Chu boldly took off his clothes and jumped into the pool with a plop, turning a blind eye to the Wu brothers who were standing by the pool with strange expressions on their faces.
The most important reason why Yunchu wants to bathe in hot springs is that the Huaqing Hot Spring is crystal clear, colorless and odorless. It has a constant temperature of 43 degrees all year round. The water quality is pure and mild. It is a neutral sulfuric acid chloride sodium type water and is rich in dozens of kinds of water.
Minerals and trace elements have high medical value, especially their disinfection effect, which Yunchu urgently needs at this time.
Yun Chu held his breath happily in the hot spring water for several minutes before he raised his head from the water, exhaled and said to Wu Chengsi who stretched his neck to see if he had committed suicide: "I know you are trying to trick me, but the water here is
It’s really good. It’s not a loss if you get cheated.
However, I will also give you a riddle to guess. If you guess it correctly, you will be considered to have made a great contribution in front of the queen. If you can't guess it, then tell the queen the riddle and I believe the queen can guess it."
Wu Chengsi chuckled and said: "This is not a trick on you. You asked to take a bath in this hot spring palace yourself. You may not believe it. In this hot spring palace, there is only one Haitang soup, and the other bathing places are not wooden barrels.
, it’s a wooden basin.”
Yunchu lay happily in the hot spring water, stroking his bald head and said: "As long as there is hot spring water to wash in, it is not a loss at this time."
Wu Sansi kicked all the maids out and said to Yun Chu with a smile: "Those women are so excited when they look at you. Do you want to send some of them to take a bath with you?"
Yun Chu smiled and said: "I have the courage to accept it, do you have the courage to accept it?"
Wu Chengsi looked at Yun Chu with a smile and said: "You broke into the hot spring palace secretly and took a bath in the queen's bathing place. These two crimes, I think, are enough for the imperial censors to impeach you.
This is a charge of disrespect, Yunchu, even if His Majesty favors you, I don’t think any man would tolerate another man taking a bath in his wife’s bathtub, right?"
Yun Chu said: "The next scene should be blackmail, blackmail, and then I'll be waiting."
Wu Chengsi smiled and said: "We are not blackmailing or blackmailing. We brothers just want to report to Your Majesty and the Queen what happened here truthfully. You see, our brothers have done everything very well. You won't think so because of this."
Are you going to kill our brothers and silence them?
If that's the case, you have to kill everyone in the Hot Spring Palace."
Soaking in the hot spring, the old gray that Yunchu had accumulated for two days in the Lishan jungle softened. With a slight touch, it fell into rolls, which made the Wu brothers feel sick.
Yun Chu said while taking a bath: "Don't you really want to hear riddles?"
Wu Sansi shook his head and said: "If you don't listen, you will easily be fooled if you listen too much."
Yun Chu pointed at the Wu brothers and said: "You guys, you are not smart when you should be smart, and you are too smart when you should be pretending to be stupid. Forget it, I don't need you to write down my charges. Can I write my own confession?"
Wu Chengsi smiled and said: "By the time you finish washing, the crime of disrespect has been committed anyway, and it won't take more than an hour and a half. You and Sansi are about the same height and fat and thin. Why don't you put on his?"
The new clothes can also be regarded as our brothers' affection for the king."
Wu Sansi seemed to have figured it out. He went out with a smile and brought back a complete set of clothes and put them on the jade stool by the pool. Looking at Yun Chu who was trying hard to take a bath, it was like looking at a trapped animal.
After taking care of all the ditches and ridges, Yun Chu went up and down, left and right, looked at the dirt floating in the clear pool, and said to Wu Chengsi with satisfaction: "The fertile fields are good."
After drying his body and putting on Wu Sansi's clothes, they turned out to be very suitable. He wanted to thank the Wu brothers, but found that the two of them hugged the pillar and refused to let go, so he asked strangely: "Why is this?"
Wu Chengsi said warily: "We brothers don't want you to throw us into the Begonia Soup and take a bath."
Yun Chu shook his head, picked up the brushes they had prepared, and wrote directly on the smooth jade wall.
The emperor of the Han Dynasty was obsessed with beauty and wanted to overwhelm the country. He couldn't get it from Yu Yu for many years.
There was a daughter of the Wu family who had just grown up, but she was raised in a boudoir and no one knew her.
It’s hard to give up on your natural beauty, so once you choose it, you will be on the side of the king.
Looking back, you can smile and be charming, the pink and black in the Sixth Palace are colorless.
In the cold spring, you can bathe in Haitang Pool, and the hot spring water will wash away your fat.
The waiter lifted up the weakling, it was the beginning of new grace.
The flowers on the temples are swaying with golden steps, and the hibiscus tent is a warm spring night.
The spring night is short and the sun is high, so the king will not go to court early from now on.
There is no leisure time for serving banquets, and spring outings are devoted to the whole night.
There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and three thousand people love her.
The golden house is dressed up like a charming servant at night, and the jade house is drunk with spring after the banquet.
Sisters and brothers are all from the earth, poor and glorious.
Therefore, the hearts of parents all over the world are determined not to be reborn as a boy but to be reborn as a girl.