The couple are proficient in poetry, lyrics, and poetry, and have a high level of appreciation and creative ability. Of course, they generally do not compare with people like Yun Chu in this matter.
Under the tutelage of Yun Chu, Prince Li Hong is also a well-rounded and good young man. He is gentle and polite, and he has already mastered horse-drawing skills.
King Yong Li Xian is also very good. Especially in recent years, his reputation in learning has vaguely surpassed that of Prince Li Hong. Even Li Hong once praised him in front of everyone.
Generally speaking, Li Zhi and Wu Mei have given birth to two outstanding sons until now.
As for the other children, it's hard to say.
Princess Anding Li Si now has a bad reputation, especially after acquiring two poisonous dragons, she has become an indescribable existence in the royal family, and by the way, the reputation of her husband's family, the Yun family, has become an existence like a dark abyss.
This made the Yun family become an isolated object in the social life of the Tang Dynasty. After all, when visiting the Yun family, one had to be wary of whether a poisonous dragon would suddenly appear behind them, which made it difficult for people to speak with peace of mind.
King Li Xian of England likes to smell incense. In view of his status as a prince, you can basically find all kinds of exotic incense in his mansion. Even so, he still spends most of his time on the incense business and prepares to create more incense.
A lot of fragrance comes out. The so-called fragrance spreads ten miles away from the imperial palace, which refers to Li Xian's palace in Luoyang.
Prime Minister Li Dan usually does not live in the city. He likes hunting, fishing, and hanging out in the mountains and rivers all day long. At a young age, he has already begun to develop into a hermit.
Princess Taiping is different after all, she likes beautiful men, beautiful women, and all beautiful things.
After Li Si and Yun Luan entered Princess Taiping's mansion and saw clearly the handsome men and beauties in the banquet hall, they figured out why Taiping only invited Yun Jin and not the two of them. The reason was simple: their appearance was not good enough.
Not only were the guests all handsome, but even the palace maids who were waiting on her were walking among the crowd like swans with their slender white necks exposed.
They were playing pot when Li Si came in.
Today's pot throwing game is very different from the past. The feather arrow in the hand needs to pass through three golden rings and then be accurately thrown into a copper plum vase with a long neck and fine holes.
Taiping was throwing. She was throwing at a very high level. With just a slight throw, the arrow crossed a distance of six meters and passed through three golden rings. The arrow did not even touch the copper bottle, but got into the neck of the bottle and landed.
After that, there was a loud bang.
This kind of four-no-stick technique usually counts as three points.
When the guests saw Taiping and ignored Li Si, they naturally followed suit. They just took advantage of Li Si's reputation and pretended to be busy with other things and pretended not to notice.
Yun Jin, who was sitting at the top, naturally wouldn't ignore his sister-in-law and brother, but he didn't understand why they came, so he put his hands on the low table and propped up his chin, smiling to see how things would progress.
Angrily, Li Si released two poisonous dragons. As the poisonous dragons snaked and slithered on the thick wool carpet, all the handsome men and beauties in the banquet hall, except for Yun Jin who looked calm and Taiping who looked angry, were all trembling.
Li Si, who was wearing dark purple lipstick, went straight to Taiping's spacious seat and sat down. He took the feather arrow from Taiping's hand and threw it into the pot.
"You don't even call me when you're inviting guests," said shoulder-to-shoulder. "It's so rude."
Taiping tilted his head and looked at Li Sidao: "Today's banquet is called the Beauty Banquet. Do you think it's appropriate to invite you?"
Li Si shook the golden bell inserted in his hair and said with a smile: "Your brother-in-law has always said that I am the best in the world. Young heroes such as Wen Huan, Di Guangsi, Li Chengxiu also said the same, the great poets Lu Zhaolin, Yang Jiong
The talented man even wrote a poem specifically for my sister, and my parents-in-law also thought so.
Why do you turn into an ugly monster when you come here?"
After saying that, Li Si sat up straight, flicked the bell on the golden step with one finger, looked at the men and women in the palace and asked in a deep voice: "I, Princess An Ding of the Tang Dynasty, Li Si, do you think I am beautiful?"
At this time, the two poisonous dragons had climbed up along the pillar, entangled themselves on the dragon's head, and rubbed against the pillar with hundreds of legs, making a rustling sound.
The power of the Princess of the Tang Dynasty was augmented by the two poisonous dragons at this moment, causing the bustling hall to become silent.
Yun Luan, who still had Li Si's shoulder bag hanging on her elbow, immediately stepped forward and said, "My sister-in-law is the most beautiful in the family."
After he finished speaking, he found that no one responded, so he said angrily: "Speak quickly, my sister-in-law is the most beautiful, if you don't tell me, drag her out and beat her to death!"
Taiping turned a blind eye to the two poisonous dragons on the pillar. She heard from her mother that these things were actually two caterpillars. They looked scary, but in fact they were useless. A good sharp knife could kill several of them with one slash.
Seeing Yun Luan roaring like this at her banquet, she said angrily: "Yun Xiaoniao, look at the Junyan here, which one can you beat?"
Yun Luan said nonchalantly: "I can't beat you. My eldest brother can naturally beat me. If my eldest brother can't beat me, isn't it me, Aye? If you dare to beat me, be careful that I, Aye, will tie your whole family together and beat them."
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When Taiping saw that Yunluan mentioned Aye Yunchu, he stopped talking. At this time, he had no time to say anything. Yunchu dared to beat hundreds of officials in the court, and recently killed a fourth-rank official in Chang'an.
If someone else's young man said this, Taiping would definitely let him know how powerful the Princess of the Tang Dynasty was. Unfortunately, it was Yun Luan who said that his father, who had a violent temperament, was really capable of beating other people's entire family.
Although she was favored by her father, the emperor and her empress, Yun Chu was once the prince's brother's master, so it would be okay to teach her a lesson.
Taiping, who had simply weighed the pros and cons, immediately turned red at the corners of his eyes and slumped down on his seat, as if he had been bullied by Yun Luan, a playboy.
She had always been aloof before and had never shown any form of weakness. Today, she wanted to see if anyone would stand up for her.
Li Si whispered: "What are you doing?"
Taiping whispered: "Let's see if Yunluan will be beaten into a pulp."
As Taiping sat down, the hall became quiet again.
Yun Luan thought her words had frightened Taiping, so she wanted to get close to Taiping and say a few words of comfort.
As soon as he moved his steps, there was a figure in front of him.
Yun Luan raised his head and saw this guy's face. He glanced at it, lowered his head, then glanced again, and finally fixed his eyes on this guy's face and said: "Get out of here."
The man said in a deep voice: "What a domineering Mr. Yun."
Yun Luan asked: "Where am I so domineering?"
The man said: "Aye, can you really tie up my whole family and beat me?"
Yun Luan looked at that handsome and shameless face and said, "What I said is the truth." After saying that, he wanted to push the handsome man in front of him away, but he didn't expect that this guy didn't have much flesh on his body.
They were all muscles. After pushing twice, he didn't push away. Instead, he was shocked by the guy and took two steps back.
"Who are you?" The distance between the two of them was a little further, and Yun Luan finally discovered that this guy was not only handsome, but also had a first-class temperament. Just standing there could put countless men to shame.
When Yun Jin saw that his brother had suffered a loss, he did not step forward. Instead, he smiled and said: "Xue Xu, a man from Yicheng, is the son of Princess Chengyang."
Yun Luan waved an empty jade bottle in his hand and said, "Sister, you should try to stay away from him in the future. He has internal diseases."
Yun Jin glanced at Xue Xu who was about to run away and said: "Princess Chengyang Mansion has a strict family education, Mr. Xue should not be infected with internal diseases."
Yun Luan shook his head and said: "Maybe it didn't happen before, but now it does. Just now he broke my jade bottle containing the pathogen. This was extracted by the old god from more than 20 patients and was going to be used for experiments. Now
, it all spilled on him."
After that, he jumped far away from Xue Xu.
Xue Xu lowered his head to look at the wet stains on his robe, his face suddenly turned pale, he roared angrily, waved his fist and rushed towards Yun Luan.
As soon as Yun Luan saw his posture, he knew he couldn't beat him. He hid behind the pillar, and his movement was flexible. For a moment, Xue Xu was so furious that he couldn't catch him.
Yun Jin's voice sounded faintly from behind: "Mr. Yicheng, the pathogen is different from the virus. As long as you burn your clothes immediately, soak your whole body in lime water for half an hour, then soak in willow water for half an hour, and finally take a bath with antivirus
It shouldn’t leave any serious consequences on the whole body.”
After saying that, Yun Jin looked at the other frightened handsome men and beauties and covered their mouths and noses with handkerchiefs and said: "Same for you, this thing is likely to spread through droplets."
Xue Xu was shocked and furious and shouted at Yun Luan: "I will never let go of you." After that, he hurriedly ordered the steward of the Princess Mansion to prepare lime water, willow water and anti-toxic medicine for him.
In Taiping's surprised eyes, the handsome men and beauties she invited were all like lost dogs, and many of them ran outside while taking off their clothes.
What other people say about pathogens is nothing more than viruses. When Sun Shenxian's disciple Yun Luan said this, it should not be underestimated. Recently, the sons of these nobles all know that Yun Luan is studying gynecology with the old god. This matter
It has become a joke among them after dinner.
The only ones who didn't run away were Li Si, Taiping, Yunjin and Yunluan, and then there was a group of Gong'e who were obviously scared to death but didn't dare to abandon the princess and run away.
With everyone gone, Taiping naturally stopped pretending. A tiger leaped to Yun Luan and snatched the jade bottle from Yun Luan's hand. He closed one eye and looked into the bottle.
After taking a few glances, he immediately asked Yun Luan: "Really?"
Yun Luan spread his hands and said: "If I dare to take the pathogen out of the laboratory, the old god will hang me on the flagpole to dry until tomorrow, do you believe it or not?"
Taiping felt bored and threw the jade bottle in his hand to Yunluan. He walked around on the ground twice with his hands behind his back. Suddenly he held Yunluan's arm and begged: "Take me to the laboratory."
Yun Luan shook his head and said: "No, even if you are Princess Taiping, if you dare to steal the pathogen of the old god, you will not be able to escape with a beating. Hey, why didn't you run away just now?"
Taiping threw away Yunluan's arm and said, "I don't believe your sister-in-law. How dare you bring out the cause of the internal disease when my sister is here."
Yun Luan chuckled and said: "Princess is wise, but wait until they have soaked in lime water, willow water, and antiseptic before telling them the truth."
Taiping asked suspiciously: "Why?"
Yun Luan patted his cheek and said, "I simply cannot tolerate a man who is more handsome than me in Chang'an City."
Taiping laughed and said: "That's troublesome. You have to soak at least half of the men in Chang'an City into lime water. Little bird, since you can scare people with the old god's illness, you should know that I am coming to Chang'an."
The purpose, in a word, is the Gunpowder Department’s second workshop, can you take me in to have a look?"
Yun Luan said: "Even if you saw it, it still makes no sense. What do you think it does?"
Li Si, who was sitting high on the chair, said sourly: "The Queen Mother wanted to know what the second workshop was for and what was in it, but she knew that it was forbidden by the father, so she couldn't plot it openly and let Taiping come over to see it.
One glance is the most suitable."
Yun Luan looked at Taiping and said, "You should go find me, Aye."
Taiping looked at Yunluan with a smile but said nothing.
Yun Jin sighed and said: "How can we tell the elders about the children's play?"
The smile on Taiping's face became even brighter, and he blinked his big talking eyes and said: "When this princess came, my mother told me that as long as I make a request to you, you will definitely agree."
Yun Luan remembered what Aye said when he and his sister-in-law left home, and sighed: "Okay, in three days' time, I will take you to Zhongnan Mountain to play."
Taiping was overjoyed when he heard this. He turned around and told the female official beside him: "Go and tell those who soak in lime water that they must soak for an hour before they can be completely disinfected."
Then he said to Yun Luan: "How is it? Has the depression in your chest dissipated?"
Yun Luan looked up to the sky and sighed: "If I are captured and beheaded by Your Majesty, please remember to intercede for me."
Taiping said seriously: "This is the result of countless exchanges of interests. No one will cause trouble for you."