Chapter 203 Chapter 23 There is a smell of feces in nature
Chapter 1278 Chapter 203 There is a smell of feces in nature
There is one thing about gentleness, that is, it can seduce people around him to be as lazy as him. Sometimes, when he yawns, Yunchu can't help but yawn, even the way he opens his mouth is similar.
Perhaps, a person like him is suitable to be a real Tang Dynasty person.
Strong, lazy, seems to do everything as he pleases, but yet he is in a league of his own.
The citizens of a powerful country have a statue, just like tenderness. After taking a nap, big things will disappear.
"My friendship with the emperor started from that conversation in the cotton field. When I talked about my ambition, he just said something bad about his wife. I told him several times, openly and secretly, not to talk about his wife in front of outsiders.
, he didn’t listen and spoke even more energetically.
When I mentioned cotton walnuts, he said that he once gave the queen a pair of sapphire walnuts at Ganye Temple. He also said that walnuts mean harmonious sets, which means that he and the queen are very compatible and everything goes well with them.
In anger, I asked him if the most suitable place was for sleeping, and he shamelessly said yes.
At that time, Li Zhi must have loved Wu Mei to death and was willing to make enemies all over the world for her."
Wen Wen said: "Just like the moment when I saw you beating your classmates with great power in the academy, I suddenly felt that I became more enlightened. Yes, I have wanted to beat those stupid pigs for a long time, but it's just because I am a scholar.
If their status is not good, they will be beaten hard.
Seeing how you beat them as you pleased, I felt that we should be the same kind of people. Until you threw Jin Yuru out of the window, I liked it very much. Until you punched Jin Yuru in the abdomen and threw away her morning meal.
When I typed it all out, I felt like I was done with you as my friend.
By the way, when will you go to Jiucheng Palace?"
Gentle is such a person, he can say some affectionate words to you, but in the end, he is still sober, and his sobriety is terrifying.
"I originally wanted to avoid it and ignore everything."
"Well, the best choice is to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight. However, we brothers never take the usual path when doing things. If you want to help the emperor, then go ahead. I am here in Chang'an."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "I am not a qualified boss."
Wen Wen sneered and said: "We have seen many qualified bosses, and now we just want to follow an unqualified one."
Yun Chu said: "The prince is the one who really sits on the mountain and watches the fight between tigers. If I go to help the emperor, there may not be anything left of the previous friendship."
Wen Wen shook his head and said: "We are people who live on our own merits and do not rely on favors. However, the bad thing is that you cannot mobilize the Chang'an army and can only use private soldiers.
To be honest, the number of 18,000 people will not play any role in the upcoming battle."
Yun Chu said: "Those eighteen thousand people are reserved for you weaklings. I'm so courageous that I don't need them. I can do it alone."
Hearing this, Wen Wenwen sat up in surprise and looked at Yun Chu: "It's a bit embarrassing for us to risk our lives in our current status."
Yun Chu also sat up and said: "Li Zhi has trusted me for more than 20 years, so let him trust me to the end. Even if it is a lie, I intend to trick Li Zhi until he dies."
Wen Wen smiled bitterly and said: "If you lie to death, then you are not cheating."
Yunchu raised his hand and pressed Gentle's shoulder, then stood up and left.
Wen Wen, if Di Renjie doesn't come back, Yun Chu will not be able to leave Chang'an. Now that Wen Wen is back, Yun Chu feels that he still has to visit Jiucheng Palace.
When there were not enough people from the empress, it was natural for the emperor to kill them. When there were more people from the empress, it would be hard to tell who would kill whom.
At this moment, Yun Chu really hoped that Li Zhi was just an emperor. There were many emperors in the world who deserved to die or died. When people like him heard that the emperor was dead, they would toast more in celebration than in sadness.
It's a pity that Li Zhi is not just an emperor, he is Yunchu's friend, a friend who has trusted him with his heart and soul for his whole life.
Since ancient times, the debt of friendship has been the most difficult to repay, so Yunchu planned to visit Jiucheng Palace in person. Jiucheng Palace was not a good place, it could even be said to be a place of death. The emperor should not die in this place.
That's right, Li Zhi is about to die. This is the old god's judgment...
Two months ago, the old immortal checked the emperor's pulse for the last time, but this time the emperor arrogantly refused.
This is a dragon-shaped creature, and he does not want to lose his dignity and pride in his last moments.
Although the old immortal did not understand Li Zhi's behavior of hiding his illness and avoiding medical treatment, he still gave Li Zhi absolute respect. After returning from Jiucheng Palace, he stayed behind closed doors and did not tell anyone about Li Zhi's condition.
Said, whether it is the queen or the prince.
It wasn't until the emperor started bombarding Chang'an City randomly that he told Yunchu to be careful and patient. If you survive, you will win.
Yunchu heard clearly from the old god's instructions - the emperor was about to die.
Every time the emperor dies, something big will happen. Moreover, these big things are unpredictable and are also the most dangerous time.
When Yun Chu returned home, Yu Xiurong had already returned from Ba Shang. They had been married for many years, and they knew something big had happened just by looking at her husband.
This time, she did not pretend not to know, and asked cautiously: "Don't you, Sir, have anything to say to me?"
Yun Chu smiled and said: "I am going to take His Majesty back to Tai Chi Palace."
Although Yun Chu's words were gentle, they were very firm. Yu Xiurong said in a trembling voice, "Then I will ask Mr. Lao Lang to bring my Mei Yu'er back."
Yun Chu nodded.
Yu Xiurong asked again: "How many people are you planning to take to Jiucheng Palace?"
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "I owe this to Li Zhi. Chang'an has only contributed to the Tang Dynasty over the years and has no debt. Therefore, Chang'an does not need to send troops and horses. I can go there myself."
Yu Xiurong took Yun Chu's hand and said, "My husband doesn't owe Datang, let alone Li Zhi."
Yun Chu took Yu Xiurong's hand and said, "Friendship is not something that can be weighed down. It can't be repaid with just one kindness and another kindness."
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Yu Xiurong cried: "Then my friendship is worthless?"
Yun Chu smiled and said: "Of course it's very valuable. It's my priceless treasure. Naturally, I have to carry a priceless treasure with me, so you go with me."
Hearing what Yunchu said, Yu Xiurong put away her tears and said with a smile on her face: "We, husband and wife, will go together to invite His Majesty to return to Chang'an."
Yun Chu nodded and said: "Go and clean up. This time we will go riding."
Facts have proved that if a man wants to do something risky, he must not tell his wife. Once he tells his wife, even if she is ready to face the crisis with you, she will still find ways to reduce the risk she will face.
Danger.
Who can a housewife ask for help? Naturally, it is the people around her. One is the old housekeeper Liu Yi, and the other is the groom Fei Jiu.
After the retainers Liu Yi and Fei Jiu understood the danger that the family leader was about to face, they immediately contacted the other retainers of the Yun family. After all, the core of all retainers' lives and work was the family leader Yun Chu.
Since the head of the family has classified this matter as a private matter, the public power controlled by the head of the house cannot be used. However, the private power of the head of the house can naturally be mobilized.
When Yunchu and his wife were preparing to ride to Jiucheng Palace the next day, they suddenly discovered that just outside the door of Jinchangfang's house, there was a large group of servants and farmers holding axes, shovels, pickaxes, and hunting bows on their backs.
The servants were from Yun's family, and the farmers were from Yun's farm. Seeing this group of people, Yunchu realized that his family actually supported more than 3,000 people.
Yun Chu looked at Yu Xiurong, who looked proud.
"Lang Jun, these are all the domestic servants and tribes that I manage on a daily basis. These people do not belong to Chang'an, nor are they officials. They and the Yun family have a life-and-death relationship of mutual prosperity and loss.
We usually rely on the big tree of the Yun family for food, now it’s time to make use of them.”
Yun Chu looked at the women with all white or gray hair, still fat bodies and holding kitchen knives, and said to Yu Xiurong: "Fei Yi and the others are too old to walk, why are you freeing them up?"
Yu Xiurong said: "I bought them back."
Yunchu sighed and said, "Didn't you split up and go out?"
Yu Xiurong smiled and said: "Isn't Langjun going to Jiucheng Palace to welcome His Majesty back to Chang'an? They always need to prepare meals on the way."
The mistress of the house had already given the order, and just like the emperor's will, it was difficult to change it. Yun Chu also felt that it seemed more sincere to take the servant to Jiucheng Palace.
When they left Yun's mansion on horses and carriages, there were always people in Jinchangfang driving carriages, riding horses, and riding donkeys to join them.
When they walked onto Zhuque Street, the housekeeper Liu Yi had already opened the guard of honor for Yunchu's trip. Even the twelve halberds that were placed on the top of Yun's hall to represent Yunchu's military achievements were handed over to twelve big and round servants to hold them.
, and the number of people in the team behind him has exceeded 5,000.
Yun Chu looked around, and at first sight he saw Wen Wen leaning on the beam of the teahouse on the second floor. He was holding Hu Ji whose face could not be seen clearly, but could only see her exaggerated figure. He was shaking a small hand with his other hand.
The ball fan was smiling at Yunchu.
Seeing this scene, Yunchu didn't know that things had changed.
He jumped off his horse, came to the second floor of the teahouse and said to Wen Wen, "What do you want to do?"
Wen Wen took her left hand from Hu Ji's chest and smiled: "The people's support can be used."
Yun Chu frowned and said, "I just don't want to involve the people of Chang'an."
Wen Wenwen raised her hand and slapped Hu Ji on the butt and said, "Did you hear me clearly? Now you can go to your superiors to report. He said that Yun Chu was going to Jiucheng Palace to greet His Majesty and return to Chang'an. As a result, the people of Chang'an listened.
When they arrived, they all followed."
Hu Ji bowed politely and hurriedly left.
Yun Chu said: "Is this also a secret agent?"
Wen Wen sniffed and said: "The level is very high. In the army, you can be called a general."
Yun Chu looked at the female spy's exaggerated buttocks and nodded: "It can carry 10,000 troops!"
She gently shook her little fan and said, "You always want to protect Chang'an, but you don't know that Chang'an has grown into a giant and can protect you."
Yun Chu said: "There is actually no danger in my trip. I just want to tell Li Zhi that I will carry out my promise to protect him."
Wen Wen pointed her fan at the crowds gathering on Zhuque Street and said, "You have become one with Chang'an a long time ago. How about an individual? There is no better way to go alone than to take a whole city with you."
When the emperor sees that everyone in the city loves him, he may not want to die.
It's just that if you do this, the queen and the prince will hate you very much."
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "The prince shouldn't think so."
She looked at Yun Chu with tenderness and surprise and said: "My ancestor treated me as deeply as the ocean. After his death, do you know how good I feel? A group of people outside insist on saying that I am sad, so they can only express their feelings.
Being dissolute can alleviate my grief a little. You should know that I am really happy. After he died, Mr. Wen's last bond with me disappeared. From then on, I am gentle, and gentleness is Mr. Wen.
It is such a joy to take care of yourself and be responsible for yourself.
I can think so, but you are not the prince. How could I know that the prince would not think so?
The stupidest person in the world is to use his own heart to make decisions for other people's hearts. There are no good people in the Li family. I advise you to stay away from the prince in the future."
Yunchu sighed: "The scene is too big."
Wen Wenwen laughed and said: "It is in troubled times that heroes show their style. Now, everyone who deserves to die is dead, and those who don't deserve to die are also dead. It is finally time for our brothers to appear on the stage.
When we show up for the first time, how can we not tell the world how powerful we are?"