Chapter 205 The best gourmet party in the world (2)
A tour group of 17,623 people was trapped in the carnival for twelve hours.
This is the effect that Yun Chu wants in Jinchangfang.
Only carnival can make people forget the long time, and only carnival can make these people who usually live a frugal life feel a rare generosity, because happiness is a priceless treasure.
However, anyone who enters Jinchangfang, no matter how beautiful the beauties on the stage are, how enchanting the dances are, or how joyful the acrobatics are, unless they have already finished their meal because they came early, otherwise their first
The first choice is always - the big canteen.
September is the most abundant time for food in the Tang Dynasty. At this time, the autumn grain has already fallen into the bag, and the food reserves have been completed. In addition, in the past spring and summer, Chang'an had good weather, so I am willing to spend an extra two hundred
There are still many people who come to Jinchangfang alone to broaden their horizons.
These people have never seen the so-called stunning beauties before. Now there are stunning beauties wearing few and thin clothes, singing, dancing, and sword dancing on the stage. Some soft-boned beauties can even put their heads on their buttocks, and then
Put it in a bucket yourself...
There was a fat Orchid who could actually dance on a small table, spinning her body and jumping like a crazy lamb. But for such a fat lamb, no matter how fiercely it jumped,
Always stood firmly on the table without falling.
People actually can’t understand watching Hu people dancing, especially those in Jinchangfang who have just escaped from basic poverty. We just want to see when this Hu Ji wearing a small skirt with exposed legs falls out from under the table.
outside, so that less of the calf is exposed.
Every time I almost fell out, people would exclaim, and when I finally fell out, everyone would express their regret in unison.
However, the Hu Ji finally fell up as everyone wished. Although her legs were not exposed, her chest area was exposed with a greasy white patch, which made people dazzled.
That's it. Fortunately, before I got up with difficulty, I covered my buttocks that seemed to be hurt by the fall, and told everyone in the audience in stuttering Chinese that the reason why I fell was entirely because of the restraints of my clothes. Last time, I was more prepared.
Wear some clothes and come out and continue dancing for Xiaojia to see.
If you fall again at this time, please cover your eyes and don’t look at your embarrassment...
The man on the swing was dressed as neatly as I was. However, people soon discovered that they were the same. Every time the swing lowered a few times, the beauties would shed their skin. As the swing lowered, there would always be nothing.
A piece of clothing as thin as cicada wings fell from the sky.
Curious people raised their heads and stared at the enchanting dancer with blinking eyes, for fear of missing some details.
As a result, when a piece of clothing underneath the dancer fell down, the dancer's two bare arms were exposed. Just when people continued to expect that your clothes would continue to fall off, the swing stopped abruptly.
Afterwards, an old man standing under the swing frame secretly said to the audience following him: "Tomorrow, your wife will have no more clothes to prepare..."
Yunchu and Pei Xingjian watched the two performances with great interest. They both thought they were very good. They were both gaudy but vulgar, vulgar but flattering.
Very good dances, such as "Plucking Wei" and "Southern Wind", it takes a long time to move, but it's still hot when you move. It's beautiful, even the music next to it is good, and it takes a long time to start.
Such a good thing is suitable for appearing in the kind of occasion where the whole people are carnival. The common people like to hear and see Mou Panqinjia and the media flattering Jun in the evening?
What we think of when we see a beauty moving is that she turns her belly to reveal her navel, or if we can see most of the bumpy jade bowl through the narrow sleeves of the beauty's robe.
Qiuniang obviously knows what the spirit of niche entertainment is, so today, you put a white mole the size of a soybean on the corner of your mouth.
It's strange that before you clicked on the white mole, your voice became slightly hoarse. It was enough to show Yun Chu the professional performance of the two beauties, Hu and Han.
"Fang Yuan is too stupid, Eleven Niang is too stupid, Hu Ji dances the Hu Xuan dance very well, everyone knows it, today, it is important whether you dance the Hu Xuan well or not, the important thing is to make others willing
Throw the bamboo chips out of your bamboo basket.
That's a real money transaction, you just dance one game and get the money you want.
Hu Ji has small breasts, so she needs to expose some of them. Even if one of them is exposed when she falls, you foolishly wrapped yourself up tightly and wasted a good opportunity for hundreds of people to watch. I'm so angry.
I'll whip you when I get back.
If Eleventh Mother has breasts or not, you have to bare your back and pull off your clothes one by one. What temptation is that? The people watching outside are these young men outside the workshop. They all have to pretend to be elegant and vulgar.
You just like to watch vulgar things, and you have already seduced the people outside so much that they are thirsty, and you just show them your arms first and that's it?
I’ll go back and whip you.”
The red lips were constantly turning, but there was still a white mole trembling brightly under the edge. That dead man just said a word and made Yun Chu and Pei Xingjian bend down and run away.
"Tsk, tsk, that's the real profession." Pei Xingjian made me straighten up and sighed sincerely.
"It's a pity that Brother Wenwen is there. If I were there, I would regret bringing my wife to visit Di Renjie."
Yun Chu was also very emotional. Xiao Tang's brothel business has been 1,800 years old since Guan Zhong and I were in charge of it. After several generations of beauty enthusiasts' continuous development, it has long surpassed what Yun Chu has seen.
, a clubhouse from an era 1,800 years ago from Xiao Tang.
"Brother, you Xi'an..." As soon as he opened his mouth, people became interested.
Yunchu looked at Pei Xingjian and said, "Hey, you're getting married tomorrow. It's unusual to endure it. Why does he have to work so hard?"
"It's better to be fair in that kind of thing. A letter came from my hometown in Bingzhou saying that my mother was suffering from typhoid fever. The eldest lady of the Wang family served me for two months with her clothes undressed. She was a real good girl.
He is a good boy, so you and I have to become a good daughter."
Yun Chu nodded, seemingly pursuing fairness was that guy's occasional pursuit, and it was strange at all to do something like that.
Di Renjie was overcrowded outside. There were crowds of people everywhere, and the polo ground was filled with cheers.
Before the two of them hurried over, they discovered that a group of men from Jiaofangsi were playing polo.
Yunchu took one look at it and dragged Naha away who was standing on the sidelines and shouting hard... Those dead men relied on their good equestrian skills. Each one of them was willing to put their buttocks under the saddle properly, but all of them stuck out.
Her buttocks have become very small due to riding horses for a long time. Just look at the hoarse people watching polo in the audience and you will know that except for Naha, she is a serious polo watcher, and the rest are just going there.
Look at other people's butts.
"You used to play polo like that!" Passing by a stall selling candied haws, Naha casually pulled out eight sticks from under the straw bundle and gave one to each of Yunchu and Fang Yuanliang.
Yun Chu stared at the candied haws for a moment, then grabbed Naha's collar, lifted you up and roared: "He left your study again?"
While biting the red candied haws without fear, Naha said to Yun Chu: "Seventy-fourth mother, your father fell and broke his leg while working at the Guangfufang construction site, and your brother went to the Guangfufang construction site to move bricks.
, as a result, your brother injured his hand again and found a way to move bricks.
He asked Ba Fei to teach you how to make candied haws and sell it, but what did he ask your whole family to eat?"
Yun Chu said angrily: "Except for you, brother You, there are all the poor people in the world, right? You are the only one who is pitiful, yes, yes, yes?"
Naha bit another candied haws and said: "He was drunk, and he was still yelling in our yard - you are born with useless talent, and you will come back after all your money is gone! You are so clever and can learn from him."
of."
Yun Chu said what he said, so he checked Nahase out of Yuan Liang's arms and said, "Give it to him."
Pei Xingjian hugged Naha in surprise and said with a smile: "Is what he said true? In this case, that girl will become your sister."
Naha kicked her legs, slipped out of Pei Xingjian's arms, walked a few steps slowly, took Yunchu's hand and said, "Your brother is just short of money! You can make it back even if you are short of money."
Seeing his girl's little eyes blinking, even though what you said was just the truth, Yunchu still wanted to know who gave you the confidence to say that.
When they returned home, the brother and sister discovered that a door god holding a small halberd was missing behind the door.
Yun Chu came over and said, "Brother Keep the promise, I'm here to watch the singing and dancing. Why are you here to guard the door of your house?"
Fang Yuanliang said with a donkey face: "Don't talk nonsense. Let's have a fight. The winner will have a gourmet party next year, and the loser will challenge the winner next year and bet on the location of the gourmet party."
Yun Chu smiled bitterly and said, "That's reasonable, right?"
Jinchangfang said: "Reasoning is for the literati. You and I are all warriors on the battlefield. If you speak with a sword, win with dignity and lose with integrity. That is what a woman and a little husband do."
Yun Chu cautiously pushed away the small halberd that had been slowly slapped down his face with his hand, and said sadly: "Brother Shouyu, he can really study with Mr. Liang again. You are the same as us. Both of you are retired soldiers.
, who belong to a new generation of warriors who are both civil and military, are vastly different from those of us who came out of nowhere.
If you can always occupy a polite person, just use it to your death."
Jinchangfang laughed warmly and said: "Okay, you guys can be reasonable. He will first tell you about using a whip to peel off Gongsun's robe in front of you."
After finishing speaking, he waited for Yunchu's answer, then pointed at Fang Yuanliang and said: "After you finish your little fight with Yunchu, then you can have a life-or-death showdown with that shameless thief of his!"
Just like when Yun Chu faced Fang Yuanliang's challenge, he still had no intention of standing up to him. If Fang Yuanliang, who had already gained weight, dared to fight Jinchangfang fiercely, he was simply seeking death.
Yes, I am also very responsible. That was the plan devised by that idiot in Jinchangfang, and he wanted to give Yun Chu a reason to be responsible.
Yunchu sighed and said: "Even if we let him do it and organize it, does he know how to organize, how to arrange, how to publicize, and how to distribute profits?"
Jinchangfang smiled and said: "If you beat him, you will understand everything."
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