Chapter 206 The best gourmet party in the world (3)
Pei Xingjian is very domineering.
Yun Chu was a little helpless.
Naha was very angry.
Then, she went to her brother's study and took out a fist-sized black meatball placed on the highest shelf.
While his brother was still negotiating with Pei Xingjian, he lit a long thread on the black meatball and threw it at Pei Xingjian's feet.
Pei Xingjian thought it was a child playing nonsense and didn't care, but Yun Chu's pupils had shrunk so much that he could hardly see.
With a leap, he hugged the black ball and pulled out the burning fuse. Then he carefully handed the black ball into Cui's hand and said: "Put it back in the study. In addition, add iron to my study."
Before the iron doors and iron windows are installed, no one is allowed to enter the study...including Naha."
Pei Xingjian, who didn't know that he had escaped from hell, said: "I know you are getting married tomorrow, why not..."
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "I won't fight with you, let alone bet on matters related to the well-being of the people of Wannian County.
If you like this food party, you can organize one yourself. If you need manpower, I have someone here who can lend it to you.
No need to compete or fight."
Pei Xingjian smiled and said, "Are you scared?"
Yun Chu nodded and said, "I'm really afraid of pointing a spear at myself. I'm afraid that if the first time happens, there will be a second time, a third time, and in the end it will become a real life-and-death fight.
Therefore, we must stop from the first time we are about to raise a gun at Paoze to avoid previous troubles."
Cao Bingguang shook his head and said: "You hate raising a gun at Paoze, but it is imperative to fight him."
Yun Chu once again pressed the small halberd in Jinchangfang's hand, pointed to the nearby crowd and said: "The people of Xiaotang are really having a hard time. Today, everyone is very happy except him.
anger.
That's good, put his halberd on and you go find a place with a lot of people to have a drink. To be honest, today, you would rather fight with him holding a wine jar than fighting with him holding a weapon.
It was originally a very good thing, but without a fight, it seemed very abrupt..."
Looking at the seven places in Jinchangfang, it turned out that it was just as Yun Chu said. The people here were having fun, and the people in the distance were despising me. However, Yun Chu was standing outside smiling like a real hero.
Cao Bingguang brought eight small wine jars. The words anti-virus were clearly written on the inside of the wine jars. The white bones and skulls underneath looked hideous in the light.
The scene was exaggerated to such an extent that even Cao Bingguang's personal attendant felt that he should take over the halberd at that time and wrap it in cloth.
The small halberd was taken away from Cao Bingguang's hand, and I took the opportunity to hold the wine jar handed over by Li Zhidao.
Next, all eight people drank the terrifying antiseptic drug, and after half an hour, Jinchangfang was drunk without any intention.
After all, it was a two-pound package of antiseptic with an alcohol concentration of 17%.
Xuanzang had someone escort him from Jinchangfang, and sent the drunkard to his guest room. According to Yunchu's estimate, Jinchangfang had two days, so he should come over urgently. Within eight or seven days, my hands and feet would be weak.
Yes, are you qualified to fight Yun Chu?
If I still stubbornly asked for a martial arts competition, Yun Chuhui would definitely agree. After all, Li Zhidao and I drank sweet wine, while Jinchangfang drank alcohol.
Xuanzang's eyes rolled around again several times, and then he said to Yun Chu: "I am going to ask Gongsun to take care of Jinchangfang."
Cao Bingguang looked at Xuanzang and said, "He is so poisonous."
Yun Chu clapped his hands and said, "Go to the accounting room and take a look at how much money you have gotten so far."
As for Naha, who wanted to sneak away while others were ready, she was grabbed by the neck again by Yun Chu. Today, you will run away from that beating no matter what. You also dare to pack an explosive bag with four taels of classic formula gunpowder.
Throw it out of the crowd?
After beating Naha, Yunchu felt that all his internal organs had become clear. Although he was blocked by the old monkey, he was hit less and more, but it happened. Naha wanted to sit on the stool for the past two days, so don't do it.
Think about it.
Outside Yun's wing, the lights were brightly lit, and seventy-seven accounting rooms were lined up. Behind each person was a thick stack of bills. Under the bills, there was a common tool for accounting clerks - counting.
Raise!
After Yun Chu gave the order, the accountants all finished writing and fiddling with their calculations. No one spoke, but the scene became more microscopic.
Some of those counting houses came from Wannian County Government, some came from Yongzhou Mu Yamen, and some came from Yushitai. Of course, there were also two counting houses from Li Yi Mansion and two counting houses recommended by merchants.
Yunchu looked through a few lists and found that the amount below was in Philippine dollars. It seemed that his strategy of selecting customers had worked.
Outside the guest room, Jinchangfang was snoring like thunder and farting loudly. Gongsun gritted his silver teeth and glared fiercely at the heartless man behind him...
"Waiting for the moment when my beloved returns, singing for him with tears——"
With a green cloth handkerchief wrapped under her head and a bamboo basket under her arm, Li Zhi, pretending to be a peasant woman, sang loudly, her singing voice was low-pitched and emotionless.
Cui, who had rouge on her face to pretend to be bloodstained and a suit of dark armor, held Li Zhi's trembling hand affectionately and said solemnly: "Meiniang, you are back..."
A long-awaited wife who had been waiting for her husband for four years, and a hero who had guarded the country for four years and killed countless enemies, finally met each other. Naturally, they were instantly turned upside down when they met.
After a long time, Li Zhi got his disheveled head out of the quilt, looked at Cui who was still panting, and said: "After a trip to the battlefield, it is indeed the same as before, with less murderous intent."
Mrs. Cui snorted and said, "When I really come back from the next battle, we'll see how he copes with it."
Li Zhi clapped his hands, and immediately a palace attendant who had been waiting for a long time came to help us two with warm water.
Li Zhi sighed and said, "Your Majesty has never given up on conquering Goguryeo, has he?"
Cui said: "Father's next expedition to Goguryeo has laid the foundation for me to plan for Goguryeo. As your son, if I can continue to expand on the basis of the country that your father left to you,
How can one be a wise emperor when the land opens up borders?"
Li Zhi said worriedly: "Even so, is it necessary to use the imperial chariot to conquer in person?"
Mrs. Cui hugged the naked Li Zhi and said with a smile: "Whether the army is on my side or not must be tested in a tough battle."
Li Zhi straightened his beautiful lower body and looked at Cui and said, "Your Majesty, are you still worried?"
"My father once taught you that if you want to see whether a general is loyal, you only need to look at one performance."
"What kind of performance?"
"See if I regard my safety as more important than the outcome of the war. If it is the latter, my father tells you that you can rely on small things."
"What if it's the former?"
"This will allow me to fight all my life and satisfy my desire to fight until I die in battle, and then I will be buried in glory!"
"Your Majesty is saying that you do not believe in the loyalty of these veterans to Xiao Tang, and do you believe that we do not regard you as our real emperor?
When encountering small matters, we only consider the pros and cons of Xiao Tang, but consider the safety of Your Majesty, right?"
Cui played with Cao Bing's long hair and sighed: "The human heart is more terrifying than ghosts..."
Seeing that Mrs. Cui had no intention of talking about the government affairs, Li Zhi immediately smiled and said: "Di Renjie said that more than 11,000 people will retreat to Li Yi's mansion tonight. Yunchu will charge only the exit fee."
8.8 million yuan.
Di Renjie also said that Yunchu was still asking merchants for entry fees, stall fees, and deposits, but he knew that there was not much profit outside. I made an estimate, and it should be more than 7,000 guan.
That was just the first day. When Yunchu gets married tomorrow, these businessmen, singers, dancers, jugglers, and the people of Caobingguang will be even more crazy.
Di Renjie also said that if during the recent reconciliation, the number in Yunchu's daily refund account book is more than 7,000 yuan, your Majesty can issue an order to make me into a medicinal bone and place it in the Imperial Medical Office to be passed down from generation to generation.
Already."
Cao Bing laughed loudly and said: "What do I, Di Renjie, know? Although Yun Chu's house in Li Yi Mansion is small, the wealth placed here is beyond what Di Renjie can imagine.
In addition to this, there is only money that belongs to Yunchu personally, and even less is the wealth that Master Wu Mei prepares to follow the Consciousness-Wei Sect and retreat to the Western Regions in a small way."
Li Zhi was surprised and said: "How come the Buddhist property is in Yunchu's home?"
Cui spread her hands and said, "Wu Mei thinks that Yunchu will covet even a penny of our Buddhist property.
Since a special person like Master Cao Bing suspects that Yun Chu is greedy for money, then I can also suspect that I am greedy for my money."
Li Zhi exclaimed: "I also know how little master Wu Mei discovered such an extraordinary person.
In that world, everyone was crying out for a few pennies, but Wu Yunchu had a hard time getting money out of his pocket.
It’s really enviable.”
Mrs. Cui smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if I can withdraw money. After all, it will rot outside your pot, Xiao Tang. The less money I get, the thicker the porridge in Xiao Tang's pot will be. I hate it."
Such a capable official."
"Is that why Your Majesty let me do what I did in Wannian County?"
"Is that difficult to understand? What I follow is your law, Xiao Tang, and I take care of Xiao Tang's interests, which are my interests. If that's the case, why should I set a threshold for me?
Just letting things go is the best way. If you don't do anything well, I will reward you and promote you. If you make a mistake, I will just reprimand you.
Since my dream is to wrap Chang'an with gold foil, I will give me time and a position to realize my dream.
Or do they think that Chang'an belonged to me before Yun Chu covered Chang'an with gold foil?"
After hearing the emperor's words, Li Zhi smiled sweetly and said, "You are more wise than your majesty!"
When the emperor heard this, Long Yan Xiaoyue's hand under Cao Bing's body was ready to move again.
Li Zhi knew the elegance of the string song after hearing it, and his charming eyes were like silk. He covered his plump body under the emperor, bit my earlobe and said, "Can the general fight?"
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